https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3msjazxhfyc2x
Published: August 7, 2026 19:09
if there was a god they’d’ve been really pissed we fucked their shit up so bad
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https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3msixon4m7k2s
Published: August 7, 2026 16:22
gosh I can’t imagine they would have lied… [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3msiokjzx4s2b
Published: August 7, 2026 13:39
what [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3msgvn4x2j22c
Published: August 6, 2026 20:40
kid: I got a C on my test roman mom: a perfect score!
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3msc4ykxzz22x
Published: August 4, 2026 23:08
little known fact: the original phrase was “frog in a coal mine,” but nobody was sure what to do when it croaked
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3msb4rom4b227
Published: August 4, 2026 13:32
me: you’re a real piece of work joule:
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3ms6s6hdh4s2j
Published: August 3, 2026 15:17
also known as “rowling over” [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3ms6bnt4owk2m
Published: August 3, 2026 10:21
“because it was there” is an even better reason NOT to climb mount everest
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3ms4crhaj3s2f
Published: August 2, 2026 15:36
me: hi, do you take returns? obstetrician: no
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3ms45fkluws2w
Published: August 2, 2026 14:00
not that it helps to post facts anymore… [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3ms3p7sda4222
Published: August 2, 2026 09:46
colonel jessup: you can’t handle the truth! me: *ugly crying*
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3mrzenc6qjc2i
Published: August 1, 2026 11:31
me: *jumping the shark* the shark: holy shit you scared me
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3mrxqbf4li22u
Published: July 31, 2026 19:54
my pickle jar says a serving is “about 2/3 of a spear” and has zero calories and my question is what