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“jokes” header by Dave (Cactus)
Site URL: bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social
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Posts: 11
Followers: 1
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3l3j7icdqcd24
Published: September 6, 2024 20:36
me: pretty weird that tenders don’t tend, but then fingers don’t fing and burgers don’t burg and wieners don’t wien— kfc cashier: so are you ordering anything, or no? me: and you don’t cashi
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3l2kkq3qc5h25
Published: August 25, 2024 16:05
far be it from me to words in order rational arrange
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3l2ihndfsad22
Published: August 24, 2024 20:04
[praying mantis bar] guy: dude I got lucky last night other guy: *sadly* please just stop it kevin you’re embarrassing yourself again you still have your head you’re literally talking out of it right now you’re a virgin just like the rest of us
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3l26xngse4c24
Published: August 21, 2024 01:24
“lamaze” is french for “the amaze”
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3kzugon2v2x2s
Published: August 16, 2024 20:54
“we have great chemistry” I say after catalyzing yet another violent reaction
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3kzpm5c4tzy2k
Published: August 14, 2024 22:48
Recite 80% of a movie and you get 500k. What movie are you picking? [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3kzeu7wkmwk24
Published: August 10, 2024 16:13
me: *indignant* what do you mean “no reading allowed”? this is a library! librarian: I said “aloud”
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3kzc75ka6ru2o
Published: August 9, 2024 14:51
me: so weird that neither cat burglary nor catnapping is considered a “petty” theft haha cop: drop the cat and put your hands up
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3kysxyuqyjs2a
Published: August 3, 2024 13:33
me: it’s actually the best-laid “schemes,” and they go “aft agley” her: okay but I still want a divorce
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3kymiqy4rrk2y
Published: July 31, 2024 23:44
if you have 99 problems, a big one is that you spend way too much fucking time counting your problems
https://bsky.app/profile/rebrafsim.bsky.social/post/3kyehyaaf6k2r
Published: July 28, 2024 19:09
therapist: you have oppositional defiant disorder me: no I don’t