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Published: March 12, 2026 20:11
the FDA keeps finding viagra in the gas station boner pills
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https://bsky.app/profile/paris.nyc/post/3mgfh7nze7k2x
Published: March 6, 2026 13:47
this is what joining r/pourover does to you btw
https://bsky.app/profile/paris.nyc/post/3mgairdrbgc2s
Published: March 4, 2026 14:31
shout out to the AI startup VP who’s on the phone rn loudly debating how best to fire a new hire from the mount sinai CT scan waiting room. hope you hit those KPIs bro
https://bsky.app/profile/paris.nyc/post/3mfrf5lykts2k
Published: February 26, 2026 14:17
möther plẽasë the food i need it
https://bsky.app/profile/paris.nyc/post/3mfoshighkc2o
Published: February 25, 2026 13:37
babe wake up new hemingway just dropped
https://bsky.app/profile/paris.nyc/post/3mfm7nojy6s2r
Published: February 24, 2026 12:55
go sniff a douglas fir
https://bsky.app/profile/paris.nyc/post/3mfkw7ydsyk2p
Published: February 24, 2026 00:34
oh to be a snowman in brooklyn
https://bsky.app/profile/paris.nyc/post/3mfjwdcja5k2l
Published: February 23, 2026 15:03
this blizzard is actually incredibly important to me personally as someone who just got a fujifilm
https://bsky.app/profile/paris.nyc/post/3mepk4sm3a22c
Published: February 13, 2026 03:15
the path from becoming a physical media girlie to optimizing your setup to host regular watch parties of The Matrix in 4k uhd for various groups of friends is much shorter than you’d think
https://bsky.app/profile/paris.nyc/post/3me4jfeq44s2d
Published: February 5, 2026 13:42
if i had it my way, this is how i’d appear on every podcast btw [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/paris.nyc/post/3me2ckvcm2c2o
Published: February 4, 2026 16:34
all i want is branded merch for spydialer dot com