RSS Parrot

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3miz5qj2ddc26

Published: April 8, 2026 20:41

“It’s her right but she won’t do it because I say she can’t.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3miycrbrjwk2t

Published: April 8, 2026 12:38

Every day feels like a horror movie with a false ending. It’s like “oh that murderer is cooked now” and within minutes the villain is back wreaking havoc again.

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3miw5xy6y7225

Published: April 7, 2026 16:07

What a time for us to not be able to afford mental healthcare. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mivzfvqscs25

Published: April 7, 2026 14:46

I know Trump is insane and evil but he’s literally just one guy. This could be ended at any time if people in power would just hit him with a fucking newspaper and say NO! Thats the most infuriating part of all of this. HE IS JUST ONE MAN FFS

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mivxjubnh225

Published: April 7, 2026 14:12

“I’m probably gonna do a genocide tonight. Not sure though. Maybe not. But probably so.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mivthgdty225

Published: April 7, 2026 12:59

I have no reason to blow smoke up anyone’s whatever. I have a normal boring office job and I’m not paid for anything outside of it. That being said, you need to read this and subscribe to @atrupar.com’s newsletter. When I want real news, I go straight to…

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3miu35ja3m225

Published: April 6, 2026 20:11

[contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mitp6pdwnk2w

Published: April 6, 2026 16:37

So glad we won the war 2 weeks ago and also that it wasn’t a war [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mitay2k54c2r

Published: April 6, 2026 12:23

“Look, I know for sure this one thing I understand is really bad, but this thing I don’t understand at all is definitely way worse.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mirg6ykcps2q

Published: April 5, 2026 18:51

“Open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” is new “You were at my wedding, Denise.”

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mirbglx5ys2c

Published: April 5, 2026 17:26

Maybe he thought he was texting someone about dinner plans, the doddering and rapidly-declining old fuck. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mir5e6pfmc2c

Published: April 5, 2026 16:13

On Easter a rabbit lays eggs because fuck science.

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3miqualck5c2a

Published: April 5, 2026 13:30

If a Democrat ever posted “Praise Be To Allah” on any day, let alone Easter Sunday, it would be all Fox News talked about for eternity. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mioqaygqhk2x

Published: April 4, 2026 17:13

Caturday af

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mioiwrzj622q

Published: April 4, 2026 15:02

God: What the hell is this you idiot I said my son would become a RABBI. Angel who created the Easter Bunny: Oh shit my bad, I misheard you.

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mioaaj2qis2r

Published: April 4, 2026 12:27

Hegseth out there trying to eliminate more US military than the people we’re inexplicably fighting a war against are.

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mimuztrjp22r

Published: April 3, 2026 23:33

They’re even othering Catholics now when are his supporters going to wake the fuck up

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3milqg6qbms2j

Published: April 3, 2026 12:38

Nothing says “white men are superior” like invalidating the accomplishments of everyone who isn’t a white man so there’s no competition. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3milqcefzrc2j

Published: April 3, 2026 12:36

“Let my people goth.” - EMOses

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3milq6olkik2j

Published: April 3, 2026 12:34

I know we’re all waiting for It, but It can’t happen on Good Friday, otherwise they’ll be all “IT’S A SIGN! HE WILL BE BACK ON SUNDAY!”

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mik26j2hyc2w

Published: April 2, 2026 20:27

Oh he’s gone. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mija4qkprc2a

Published: April 2, 2026 12:41

Put this shit directly into my veins [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mihps75wb223

Published: April 1, 2026 22:16

For Passover in Wakanda, T’Challa changes his name to T’Matzo.

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mih43iqpak2a

Published: April 1, 2026 16:24

This is absolute proof that they’re basing citizenship solely on skin color. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3migzz354c22a

Published: April 1, 2026 15:46

OH MY GOD WHAT [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mif4dn6wcc2x

Published: March 31, 2026 21:23

Meanwhile they’re arresting grandmas and toddlers and putting them in what are essentially concentration camps or disappearing them completely. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mibosvjiq22w

Published: March 30, 2026 12:43

Winter is Cumming [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mi5wpfejwk2s

Published: March 29, 2026 00:53

Oh my god he’s describing Trump doing a connect-the-dots on a kids menu placemat isn’t he [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mi4rmylu5k24

Published: March 28, 2026 13:50

No Kings. Yes Cats.

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mi4oet7v5k2s

Published: March 28, 2026 12:52

“We have a thing called child rape. It’s for legal reasons. Because child rape is a ✌🏻crime ✌🏻but sex with underage women sounds cool so that’s what we call it.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mi335mx6ds2b

Published: March 27, 2026 21:35

lol forever [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mi2nkl6qm22b

Published: March 27, 2026 17:32

A group of wolves is called a pack. A group of fascists is called a CPAC.

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhy52rfwhk2u

Published: March 26, 2026 17:31

I can think of a stupid person who is robbing us blind and he’s not from Somalia. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhxiqev25c2m

Published: March 26, 2026 11:27

[contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhw7ji676s2k

Published: March 25, 2026 23:10

If any of you see them and shout WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS and record it you will be my hero.

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhw33twrdc23

Published: March 25, 2026 21:51

[contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhvmxylfh226

Published: March 25, 2026 17:38

Same vibe.

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhvk2fl4rk26

Published: March 25, 2026 16:46

He’s literally doing the Chappelle Show bit. M-A-R-S. Mars, bitches. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhuxgyvhek2b

Published: March 25, 2026 11:13

Trump hates animals so Iran gave him the Trojan Whores

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhr4ggmylk22

Published: March 23, 2026 22:31

I know it’s been said infinity times at this point but IMAGINE IF BIDEN SAID THIS [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhnmyghzvs2b

Published: March 22, 2026 13:17

Openly calling for the deaths of all who oppose him. I’m sure this will get as much media attention as Biden’s occasional stutter.

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhlt2ubzfc23

Published: March 21, 2026 20:00

Everything is fucking awful right now, but I just got all 3 legendary birds in Pokopia and 7/8 Evee evolutions so nothing can bring me down today.

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhkwuc3nd22e

Published: March 21, 2026 11:35

“I didn’t think the leopards would eat MY gas.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhh6ba4hwc2a

Published: March 19, 2026 23:37

Jaime Klannister [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhgkxol7jc2q

Published: March 19, 2026 17:52

All I can think about is Homer tossing the emperor of Japan into a bin of used sumo thongs. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhfvpadka22b

Published: March 19, 2026 11:31

This is it right here. This is the messaging we need. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhe2jtnjt223

Published: March 18, 2026 17:53

Further proof that Trump supporters would rather hurt others than help themselves. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhc43ickps2e

Published: March 17, 2026 23:15

Still more rape-coded shit from this fuck. He simply refuses to take no for an answer to anything. “I don’t care what Congress says I’m gonna do it anyway.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhbxmtzikc2e

Published: March 17, 2026 21:55

Yeah these are the kind of guys I want in control of my reproductive system, completely clueless dudes who think babies come out the pee hole. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mhaxkqofzc2y

Published: March 17, 2026 12:21

Trump is like Saint Patrick except he lead all of the snakes in.

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mh7hdibzpk2x

Published: March 16, 2026 21:58

He somehow manages to make everything sound rapey [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mh727ixio22e

Published: March 16, 2026 18:03

Even when he answers questions instead of just ignoring them, he only ever answers questions that people don’t ask. Ask him about the weather and he’ll talk about trans people. Ask about economy and he’ll tell you about his fucking ballroom. [contains…

https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mh6gkaxe4c2u

Published: March 16, 2026 12:12

HE SPENTS WEEKS TALKING ABOUT CHARLIE FUCKING KIRK [contains quote post or other embedded content]