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Published: May 27, 2025 17:29

“Mom, how did World War 3 start?” Well, honey, a very powerful, evil, stupid man initiated a dick measuring competition with a very powerful, evil, smart man, and then the bombs started dropping. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 27, 2025 13:30

If you can’t criticize Last Of Us without attacking Bella Ramsey for not being pretty enough for you, stay the fuck out of the conversation.

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Published: May 27, 2025 10:22

After this pic was taken, a camel spit on her, so she shot it in the head. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 26, 2025 13:35

Every negative review of Last of Us is some grown-ass man complaining that Ellie isn’t conventionally hot.

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Published: May 26, 2025 13:01

How it started/How it’s going. Adopt don’t shop.

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Published: May 25, 2025 04:46

JD Vance’s paternal grandfather was a racist couch according to Klancestry dot com. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 24, 2025 13:37

Inside you there are 2 voids…

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Published: May 23, 2025 15:53

Imagine if wild animals could read and understand what’s happening. You know they’d be doing everything they can to help expedite the end of the human race.

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Published: May 23, 2025 12:33

This might sound crazy, but hear me out, ok? If you don’t want a covid booster, don’t get a covid booster. Leave the rest of us out of it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 23, 2025 11:23

They’ve gone from “I never thought the leopards would eat MY face” to “The leopards are eating my face but it’s cool because they’re also eating the faces of the people I don’t like.”

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Published: May 22, 2025 20:48

Sometimes rude people will ask if I’m pregnant because I’m not drinking at parties and I’m like ew god no, I’m an alcoholic.

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Published: May 22, 2025 15:07

Roses are red The country’s on fire For the love of god Please can old Dems just retire?

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Published: May 22, 2025 11:23

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Published: May 21, 2025 22:19

Breaking: Republicans launch for-profit organization named Starve The Children.

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Published: May 21, 2025 10:07

If fighting fascism is wrong, I don’t wanna be Reich.

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Published: May 20, 2025 12:37

So Biden, who has cancer, which is not contagious, should have announced his diagnosis sooner, but Trump, who had COVID, which is contagious, was fine doing a debate with it. Makes perfect sense.

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Published: May 20, 2025 12:03

Reading the news every day like

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Published: May 20, 2025 11:35

“I’m surprised the public wasn’t notified a long time ago…” is hilarious coming from a guy who constantly lies about his health. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 20, 2025 01:00

This is just going to keep happening more and more. [contains quote post or other embedded content]