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Published: May 24, 2025 02:32

We went shopping with Trump's meme coin to see what we could buy with it. While no one would accept it as payment for actual merchandise, we were able to swap it for other celebrity meme coins from Kanye West and Andrew Tate, plus an NFT of a MyPillow.

Published: May 23, 2025 16:54

I am a staunch free speech supporter. But after ten years of freaking out about woke students deplatforming right-wing speakers, I don't have the energy to pivot to criticizing a fascist president for launching an all-out attack on free expression at…

Published: May 22, 2025 19:12

My Uber driver in Pensacola cashed out her life savings and bought $7,300 worth of $TRUMP Coin in hopes of being invited to tonight's dinner of his top investors. If she'd made the cut, she planned to ask him about the Bidens' Burisma thing, which her gut…

Published: May 22, 2025 19:11

Analysis | The Republicans' tax bill is projected to add another $3 trillion to the national debt, topping the $2 trillion from their last tax bill. But they also laid off a bunch of park rangers making $50,000 a year, which means they're still the party…

Published: May 22, 2025 16:17

Breaking character: I'm going to start a Beehiv account. I'll do explainers of posts, longer things, the stuff I do in long threads now, so fewer Skeets turn into a very special episode of Blossom. If I get enough paid subscribers, I'll commission some…

Published: May 22, 2025 16:11

A clearly insane and cognitively diminished President Trump rambled at length about a far-right conspiracy theory in front of the president of South Africa at the White House yesterday. Now here's eight articles about Biden's halting pauses and memory…

Published: May 22, 2025 15:11

Whether it's Amy Coney Barrett recusing herself from a case because she had a slight conflict of interest or Clarence Thomas refusing to recuse himself from cases where he had huge, obvious conflicts of interest, both judges have had conflicts of interest.

Published: May 21, 2025 20:11

The entire Republican Party has lined up solidly behind a would-be fascist dictator with a narcissistic psychopathic personality disorder. But the real problem is that Democrats spent too long backing a president who often looked and sounded old.

Published: May 21, 2025 20:02

We in the press need to do some real soul-searching over our failure to talk more about Biden’s memory lapses. In the meantime, we’re going to completely ignore Trump’s obvious advanced dementia and even more obvious personality disorder.

Published: May 21, 2025 15:53

I think this is our best podcast yet. An amazing story of how Brooke Harrington almost prosecuted for speaking before Parliament and a good reminder of how behind a lot of smiley socialist northern European faces lies an incredible amount of xenophobia. …

Published: May 21, 2025 11:50

The Constitution gives no instructions for what happens when a president's immediate successor gets cancer five months after leaving office. We're in uncharted waters, but it's reasonable to say Trump should get, at minimum, a third term as president. by…

Published: May 21, 2025 11:50

Noem If You Want To Kristi Noem is more AR-15 than B-52, but she's dumb as a rock lobster if she thinks habeas corpus is a presidential privilege. She should head back to her love shack with Corey Lewandowski and make way for a new wave of leaders. by…

Published: May 20, 2025 02:12

Not Fade Away While monkey man Musk may be the Mick Jagger of tech, his honky tonk in Wisconsin made him look like a stupid boy. The GOP hopes this tweet-writing man stays 2000 light years from the White House til after ruby Tuesday ‘26, but you can’t…

Published: May 19, 2025 15:13

In this Ohio diner, Air Force One still means an okay movie that would have been great if it had starred Mel Gibson, Jon Voight, or Rob Schneider. But they do know this: Donald Trump should not have to pay any taxes on his $400 million plane because he's…

Published: May 18, 2025 12:11

At this Ohio diner, Moody means the wives who drive us to spend each Sunday with the guys eating waffles and drinking Folgers. But we do know this: if America’s credit rating has fallen, it’s because liberal judges have held up exports of slave labor to El…

Published: May 18, 2025 02:36

A Gazillion Bubbles show in Manhattan’s deep blue Times Square might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the techno fiddle of Cotton Eye Joe, you can hear whispers that woke is the reason the guy in the Elmo outfit wanted a $20 tip…

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