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Published: May 8, 2025 02:18

Does the Catholic Church need its own meme coin? X user @recentconvert1488 thinks so.

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Published: May 8, 2025 02:17

My upbringing in an upper middle-class suburb of Toronto prepared me well for my life as a conservative pundit. But in my hip-hop heart, I used to watch CHiPs, now I load glock clips. by David Brooks

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Published: May 8, 2025 02:13

The next Pope must understand AI.

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Published: May 8, 2025 01:13

As an effective altruist, I like to give my money where it can do the most good and often that means places outside the United States. That’s why I have no problem with the USAID cuts that will kill 25 million people in Africa and Asia.

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Published: May 8, 2025 01:11

Worried about bare shelves and widespread retail shortages? This slow-cooker cabbage with vodka will make you feel like you’re in the 1970s Soviet Union.

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Published: May 8, 2025 00:53

If I was campaigning to be Pope, here is what I would say to the Cardinals. by Aaron Sorkin

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Published: May 7, 2025 23:39

I lost my job, my son has measles, and my pregnant wife died of sepsis when doctors refused to treat her. But at least I know those kids at Oberlin are gonna have to start eating banh mi again.

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Published: May 7, 2025 23:09

American establishment media people may no longer have their jobs or even their freedom. But they’ll always have their norms.

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Published: May 7, 2025 19:52

Opinion | Why the next American president should be selected by a conclave.

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Published: May 7, 2025 19:51

Every Cardinal at the conclave as a character from Game of Thrones. by Chris Cillizza

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Published: May 7, 2025 19:45

A Wegmans on Rochester’s deep blue East Avenue might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the vocal stylings of Rob Thomas solo, you can hear whispers that DEI is the reason a 12 ounce bag of Stumptown costs 15 bucks

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Published: May 7, 2025 19:04

If the State Department won't force other countries to buy my internet service, I'm going to become an even bigger libertarian.

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Published: May 7, 2025 18:47

Why did Jefferson Griffin stop trying to overturn an election he lost in North Carolina? Because he became too woke.

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Published: May 7, 2025 14:45

I rank the all the papal contenders using my VARP (Value Above Replacement Pope) metric. And I tell you the best place to get cacio e pepe near St. Peter's. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

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Published: May 7, 2025 13:39

Opinion | America's elite universities have failed in their educational mission. That is why so many of their graduates like my columns. by David Brooks

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Published: May 7, 2025 13:32

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Published: May 7, 2025 13:09

The Democrat Party is attacking me for comparing President Biden to Hitler. Why do they assume I meant it as an insult? by Ed Martin

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Published: May 7, 2025 13:09

Put the papal conclave on the blockchain. by Andrew Yang

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Published: May 7, 2025 13:09

The next pope should be a white racist. by Candace Owens

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Published: May 7, 2025 13:08

Donald Trump is a liar, a fraud, an ignoramus, a criminal, a demagogue, and the most dangerous man to ever be president. But damn if he doesn’t still make for great television. by Chuck Todd and Chris Cillizza

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Published: May 7, 2025 12:13

Egg prices are much more tolerable now that Trump has eliminated the need to buy children toys.

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Published: May 7, 2025 02:19

Right now, children from wealthy families can have as many dolls as they want while children from poorer families can only afford a few dolls. If there are no dolls on the shelves this Christmas season, that will lessen the effects of income inequality.

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Published: May 7, 2025 02:13

My kids have measles, I lost my job, and I've been stranded at Newark for three days. But at least I know that Harvard is going to have start hiring more conservative professors.

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Published: May 7, 2025 02:10

I spent the last eight years warning people about how cancel culture endangers free speech. Now that Trump is deporting protesters, withholding money from universities, and suing media companies, I've decided that I'm going to continue warning people…

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Published: May 6, 2025 22:45

The Man Who Knew Too Little Dum-dum Donald’s director’s cut might have us saying au revoir both to Hollywood’s bottom line and to foreign films here. Some might say que sera sera, but it would be a sorrow and a pity if I was reduced to binge-watching…

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Published: May 6, 2025 19:28

Maybe if the woke police hadn’t turned American men into a bunch of feminized soy boys, some Republicans might have the balls to stand up to Trump and stop him from destroying the country.

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Published: May 6, 2025 18:31

If Democrats sit back and do nothing, Trump will destroy the country so thoroughly that no one will ever vote for Republicans again.

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Published: May 6, 2025 18:29

Like Most Fascist Artistic Failures—Trump Hates Hollywood For REJECTING HIM https://www.blueamp.co/p/like-most-fascist-artistic-failurestrump?r=1v7sg7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

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Published: May 6, 2025 15:23

Opinion | Aviation experts say that staffing shortages have made it dangerous to fly through Newark. But the real danger is the price of top-shelf bourbon. by David Brooks

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Published: May 6, 2025 13:43

Mao's Great Leap Forward led to 50 million deaths, but 50 years later the Chinese economy is stronger than ever. Could the same thing work here?

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Published: May 6, 2025 12:09

Today’s left-wing American college students sound like Maoists. Here’s why I think Trump’s five-year plan will be a great leap forward for the United States

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Published: May 6, 2025 08:28

The word “uphold” appears nowhere in the Constitution, so it’s hard to see why liberals seem to think that Donald Trump is required to uphold the Constitution. by Jonathan Turley

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Published: May 6, 2025 08:26

Donald Trump is a liar, a fraud, an ignoramus, a criminal, a demagogue, and the most dangerous man to ever be president. But damn if he doesn’t still make for great television. by Chuck Todd and Chris Cillizza

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Published: May 6, 2025 08:26

Stephen Miller's law firm has sued to place federal courts under the control of the president. It's flagrantly unconstitutional. But do they have a point?

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Published: May 6, 2025 01:38

In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the breaded tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And does Manhattan hedge fund billionaire Bill Ackman think Harvard should lose its tax-exempt status?

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Published: May 6, 2025 01:38

Source: If chosen as pope, Donald Trump plans to take the name Corinthian the Two.

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Published: May 6, 2025 01:38

Why did the Baltimore Ravens release their masseuse-harassing kicker Justin Tucker? Because they became too woke.

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Published: May 6, 2025 01:37

France and Germany say they want trade deals with the US. Then why aren’t they spending their taxpayers’ money on Trump’s personal cryptocurrency?

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Published: May 5, 2025 19:11

I have never used ChatGPT. Here's why I think it's going to revolution everything.

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Published: May 5, 2025 19:00

My models shows a 49% chance that Donald Trump will reopen Alacatraz. And I tell you the best place on Fisherman's Wharf to get clam chowder in a sourdough bread bowl. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

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Published: May 5, 2025 18:43

Breaking character: There's going to be another Personality Crisis podcast dropping on later this week. We will be interviewing Brooke Harrington about the broligarchy. I highly recommend her articles and interviews (hoping to find time to read her…

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Published: May 5, 2025 18:29

Donald the Conqueror Trump's hard-boiled tariffs on foreign films aren't going to turn the American movie industry into cinema paradiso, but they may leave some movie-goers feeling breathless. by Maureen Dowd

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Published: May 5, 2025 18:14

France and Germany say they want trade deals with the US. Then why aren’t they spending their taxpayers’ money on Trump’s personal cryptocurrency?

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Published: May 5, 2025 13:50

Scrooged Donald's Dickensian directives are going to have Americans eating gruel this Christmas while they're visited by the ghosts of democracy past. And after Bobby's through with the polio vaccines, there will be plenty of Tiny Tims on crutches. by…

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Published: May 5, 2025 13:37

Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.

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Published: May 5, 2025 13:36

We will be eliminating funding for Head Start, PBS, childhood vaccines, and student loans. However, we will be offering a one-time $5000 check to new parents. All right, young women: Start making those babies! by J.D. Vance and Elon Musk

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Published: May 5, 2025 13:34

Everyone thinks that I am doing crypto scams now because I am corrupt. That’s not true. I was always corrupt. What’s new is that I am destroying the dollar. by Donald Trump

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Published: May 5, 2025 13:33

Given what we are preparing for them and their children, it is important for White Americans to understand that slavery a choice. by Kanye West

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Published: May 5, 2025 13:26

I'd Rather Be the Pope Prince Donald's Republican reign has been less than purple, but the controversy of the image of him wearing a papal mitre has Catholics saying he can never take the place of their man. Maybe he should have worn a raspberry beret. …

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Published: May 5, 2025 10:44

How it started. How it’s going

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Published: May 5, 2025 01:42

A farmers market in deep blue Brighton, NY might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over a lengthy discussion of the health risks of kombucha for pregnant women, you can hear whispers that woke is the reason the NYT spelling bee…

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Published: May 5, 2025 01:27

The Trump Who Stole Christmas Children may be ready to hop on pop when they find their stockings empty, and that’s if they’re not poisoned by Bobby Junior’s green eggs. Looks like the only way someone will get fired from Trump’s cabinet is if Hegseth…

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Published: May 5, 2025 00:08

Is Trump required to follow the constitution? This Federalist Society constitutional lawyer says he doesn’t know

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Published: May 4, 2025 18:22

As a serious, issues-minded conservative, I used to have an obsessive hatred of AOC. But now that she's gotten older, I've developed an obsessive hatred of Kat Abu.

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Published: May 4, 2025 15:57

Totally non-partisan and not at all right-wing response to Trump’s attacks on universities

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Published: May 4, 2025 15:56

Opinion | Why the next pope should be a recent convert. by Ross Douthat and JD Vance

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Published: May 4, 2025 15:55

President Trump is right to bring Harvard to heel. Their published tuition rates are only what you pay AFTER the $2.5 million just to get the kid admitted. by Charles Kushner

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Published: May 4, 2025 15:54

Sincere Trump supporters think he is God. So in portraying himself as the pope, the president was actually exemplifying and teaching humility. by Ross Douthat

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Published: May 4, 2025 15:52

As part of our campaign against antisemitism, we are endorsing the neo-Nazi right in Germany and Poland. by JD Vance

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Published: May 4, 2025 01:38

Times have been tough in this Ohio town since they closed the old bribe-taking factory. So when Donald Trump promised to demand payments from foreign governments via his worthless meme coin, they finally had something to cheer about. But now the woke mob…

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Published: May 3, 2025 23:46

As a conservative Catholic, I led protests against movies like The Last Temptation of Christ and the Conclave. I thought Trump’s tweet of himself as Pope was delightful.

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Published: May 3, 2025 18:59

American needs more white conservative children. That’s why we are closing hospitals in predominantly white conservative parts of the country and having HHS give dangerous medical advice that only white conservatives are stupid enough to believe.

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Published: May 3, 2025 18:54

America’s young men need to spend more time outdoors and less time texting with their friends. by Pete Hegseth

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Published: May 3, 2025 18:52

Whether it’s a kid at Middlebury yelling at Charles Murray or it’s Donald Trump deporting student protesters, taking funding away from universities whose politics he dislikes, and ending Harvard’s tax-empty status, both sides have undermined campus free…

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Published: May 3, 2025 18:50

Opinion | The smug, arrogant Left loves nothing more than mocking people of faith. Here’s why Donald Trump should be the next pope.

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Published: May 3, 2025 18:49

Now that China is cutting off the flow of electronic gadgets, America’s teenage girls can finally get off of their screens and focus on what matters: being pregnant. by J.D. Vance

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Published: May 3, 2025 18:49

Does Volodymyr Zelensky really think he’s going to get a peace deal without apologizing for his slovenly appearance in the Oval Office? by Steve Bannon and Elon Musk

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Published: May 3, 2025 18:48

Trump is destroying NATO, diminishing American influence worldwide and turning Ukraine over to the Russians. It’s a good thing he hasn’t been compromised by Putin.

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Published: May 3, 2025 01:57

As part of our campaign against antisemitism, we send people to a concentration camp run by a dictator who blames criticism on the global Jewish conspiracy.

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Published: May 3, 2025 01:56

As part of our campaign against antisemitism, we will be attacking George Soros and other wealthy Jews, who are to blame for this scourge. by JD Vance

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Published: May 3, 2025 01:12

How it started. How it’s going.

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Published: May 2, 2025 18:53

When I voted for Trump, I had no idea that he would do so many of the things that he said he would do.

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Published: May 2, 2025 18:21

With more school shootings, measles deaths, and deportations on the way, Americans will need to have more babies to keep the population from declining.

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Published: May 2, 2025 17:53

School shootings aren’t a gun issue; they’re a mental health issue. Here’s why we’re cutting $1 billion in funding for student mental health. by Donald Trump and Elon Musk

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Published: May 2, 2025 16:28

By last summer, it had become painful to watch Joe Biden on the campaign trail. It would have been much nicer to have watched his granddaughters. by Bill Belichick

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Published: May 2, 2025 16:16

WaPo

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Published: May 2, 2025 15:10

Opinion | American students must be taught that communist Soviet system was wrong and evil. Here’s why I support food rationing in Trump’s command economy.

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Published: May 2, 2025 13:46

The fact that Kamala Harris used her first speech of 2025 to attack Trump's policies—and not to claim that in fact she won the election—shows how timid the Democratic Party has become.

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Published: May 2, 2025 13:45

America's children shouldn't be playing with dolls. They should be building dolls. by Howard Lutnick and Donald Trump

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Published: May 2, 2025 13:45

Opinion | We've been through enough political turmoil. Senate Democrats should allow Michael Waltz to be confirmed by unanimous consent without a hearing.

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Published: May 2, 2025 13:43

A Tale of Two Cities Joe's DC had great expectations, but Donald has turned the White House into a bleak house. He's made our constitution vanish faster than David Copperfield could, and the question of why Congress let him is the biggest mystery since…

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Published: May 2, 2025 03:17

I lost my job, my wife has been deported, and I'm out of toilet paper. But at least I know that now my kids will learn that slavery wasn't really that bad.

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Published: May 2, 2025 03:14

Worried that DC Democrats seem to be surrendering to Trump? These tender sheet-pan glazed carrots will make you feel like you're in Vichy France.

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Published: May 2, 2025 02:06

Donald Trump is openly fascist but Democrats can be so cringe sometimes. I have never felt more politically homeless.

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Published: May 2, 2025 02:05

With DEI out of the way, we can finally enjoy a real white boy summer

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Published: May 2, 2025 01:49

Opinion | I joined the Republican party because I am a normie greedhead. But the AI-obsessed crypto-loving white nationalists who talk about sex robots all the time are starting to scare me.

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Published: May 2, 2025 01:47

Dems in Disarray

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Published: May 2, 2025 00:53

I am a heterosexual traditional conservative. Here’s why I spend all day looking at other guys’ abs on social media.

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Published: May 1, 2025 20:32

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Published: May 1, 2025 18:50

It’s good to see that the head of FIRE still knows what the biggest free-speech problem are

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Published: May 1, 2025 18:44

Michael Waltz embarrassed himself as National Security Adviser. Here's why he should be the next UN Ambassador.

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Published: May 1, 2025 18:43

Michael Waltz was an embarrassment to the sacred office of National Security Adviser. by Michael Flynn

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Published: May 1, 2025 15:53

America must embrace the traditional masculinity of right-wing incels living in their parents' basement, and reject the soft and feminine lifestyles of professional football players who protest social injustice.

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Published: May 1, 2025 15:46

Opinion | Harvard University's admissions process must be reformed so that students are chosen on the basis of merit, not because of other factors. by RFK Jr.

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Published: May 1, 2025 13:02

Americans need to lose weight. Trump's nationwide food shortage could help with that. by Leana Wen

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Published: May 1, 2025 13:00

In this Ohio diner, it was a Christmas tradition: put "It's a Wonderful Life" on the tube, a few rounds of eggnog, then over to the old toy store to buy presents for the kids. But now Donald Trump is taking all of that away.

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Published: May 1, 2025 12:57

When shortages hit, the Soviets rationed things like toilet paper and bacon. Could the same approach work here?

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Published: May 1, 2025 12:55

Change comes slowly at Rusty's diner. The jukebox is still 25 cents, a cappuccino is Sanka with Cool Whip, and they still call the local baseball team the Indians. But next week, they're trying something new: putting bidets in the restroom to help deal…

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Published: May 1, 2025 12:44

The Ethicist | We want to fire our gardener but hate confrontation. Is it okay if we just take a photo of him in a Chicago Bulls hat and send it to ICE?

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Published: May 1, 2025 12:43

Opinion | Trump has wrought immense damage on our country. I wonder if any Gen Z kids are feeling remorse for annoying me so much that I voted for him and maxed out to his campaign.