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Published: September 7, 2024 04:39

Just one problem: forgot to bring the astronauts. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 7, 2024 03:41

You’d think someone who gambles as much as Nate Silver apparently gambles would know the basics of how bookies work.

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Published: September 7, 2024 03:15

Dick Cheney is rumored to be reading a copy of The Truce: Progressives, Centrists, and the Future of the Democratic Party, but look that’s nothing to be proud of and I’m not going to make a big thing about it.

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Published: September 6, 2024 03:52

Not one you see every day. https://lafd.org/alert/aircraft-emergency-09052024-inc1994

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Published: September 6, 2024 03:36

The last two grafs of that AP story about JD Vance. https://apnews.com/article/jd-vance-georgia-shooting-7d7727a1aff8491f66914a4d8a14cd8c

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Published: September 5, 2024 23:18

“If everything goes to plan, I won’t have to make that choice.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 5, 2024 23:01

This purchase would be after the authorities investigating the son as a potential school shooter contacted the family about their concerns. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 5, 2024 22:30

Are they gonna like indict the mayor and the police commissioner at the same time? That’d be a spicy meatball.

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Published: September 5, 2024 18:50

keep your heads on a swivel, team

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Published: September 5, 2024 18:43

a revealing clip imo [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 5, 2024 17:31

Apparently this is the week DOJ settles all the family business with Russia. https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/five-russian-gru-officers-and-one-civilian-charged-conspiring-hack-ukrainian-government

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Published: September 5, 2024 15:47

😐 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 5, 2024 03:15

Statement from Benedict Arnold on the leaked indictment: The payment of £3,400,000, if it really was from King George, had NOTHING to do with my wholly independent and long-held opinion that West Point should be in the British military’s hands. Moreover,…

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Published: September 5, 2024 02:21

I know they’re deemphasizing local coverage, but is the Times really not going to run a story on the east river getting let into the QMT in a construction mishap? No story at all?

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Published: September 4, 2024 23:06

There’s bad days at work, and then there’s inadvertently drilling a hole in the midtown tunnel. https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/queens-midtown-tunnel-shut-down/

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Published: September 4, 2024 22:15

My lawyers will handle anyone who suggests otherwise, and frankly I’d like Russia to pay for that too. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 4, 2024 21:55

“But we were, all of us, deceived.”

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Published: September 4, 2024 21:21

learning from an indictment that you’ve been paying Benny Johnson $400,000 USD per month https://media.tenor.com/GM05XbWPgYgAAAAC/putin.gif?hh=350&ww=498

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Published: September 4, 2024 21:13

everybody grab a brunch menu it’s russian shenanigans [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 4, 2024 21:07

Rare cameo in US political affairs for Mauritius—jewel of the southern Indian Ocean [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 4, 2024 20:48

A recently unsealed SDNY indictment alleges Tenet Media—which pays exorbitant sums to Tim Pool, Benny Johnson, Dave Rubin, Lauren Southern, and others—is a front for the Russian government.…

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Published: September 4, 2024 19:40

I think this post shows a genuine failure to engage with abstract reasoning by the reporter and his editors.

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Published: September 4, 2024 16:22

Fellas is it gay to live to in a house with a woman instead of an recording studio/gym/fantasy fortress with some other cigar-smoking dudes? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 4, 2024 14:17

The Black List is expanding to embrace novels. https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2024-09-04/the-black-list-a-platform-for-unproduced-screenplays-expands-into-fiction

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Published: September 4, 2024 13:38

1.21 gigawatts = 1 flux-capacitor enabled delorean ride [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 3, 2024 16:27

duck bribes! https://www.justice.gov/usao-edny/pr/former-high-ranking-new-york-state-government-employee-charged-acting-undisclosed

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Published: September 3, 2024 14:19

New from me in @brianbeutler.bsky.social’s newsletter. https://www.offmessage.net/p/kamala-harris-learned-the-most-important-lesson

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Published: September 3, 2024 13:41

That’s longtime Rep. Marcy Kaptur (D - OH 9). “First time here?” she asks him in the video. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 3, 2024 12:37

“Some of the people who reported being sick previously claimed that the CIA made them join the research as a prerequisite for getting health care.” https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/30/health/nih-havana-syndrome-study/index.html

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Published: September 3, 2024 04:10

“One of the earliest pictures that I got into American Photography (the 1997 annual) was Senator George McGovern posing in his speedo bathing suit, so Kahn is in good company.” https://www.chrisbuck.com/blog/kahn-5d7lc

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Published: September 2, 2024 11:21

it’s classist and ableist to categorically oppose the billionaires’ plagiarism-fueled, environmentally destructive bullshit engine. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 2, 2024 01:22

and I had just assumed that the Bell Riots were Demolition Man lore how embarrassing [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 1, 2024 04:10

It remains a low key crazy thing that the fed soc courts just decided this emoluments provision of the constitution was unenforceable because enforcing it would be inconvenient for their favorite dude, and as it turned out, that logic was a real precedent…

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Published: August 31, 2024 13:09

How many old JD Vance podcasts where he says something wildly offensive about women are there? Does the limit exist?

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Published: August 31, 2024 03:52

Antivax tennis collapse

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Published: August 31, 2024 03:23

This is an incredible story. Border Patrol refuses to help a man who broke his leg falling from Trump’s wall, so a local fire chief orders her department to cut through it and come to his aid.…

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Published: August 31, 2024 02:40

This is the ‘better’ version. [contains quote post or other embedded content]