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Published: September 7, 2024 23:03
why can't i rehydrate by soaking in water like amphibians
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https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3ly5kfh6a2q
Published: September 7, 2024 23:03
why can't i rehydrate by soaking in water like amphibians
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3limka5mr2y
Published: September 7, 2024 18:25
A fun game to play is "did I get covid or am I once again violently allergic to something in the desert"
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3l5o4ydve2u
Published: September 7, 2024 15:09
Romamcelandia once again out-organizing most orgs I know this election season. Jump in there and help out even if you don't read romance. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3juyyszlm2n
Published: September 7, 2024 03:01
It makes me a better human being than people like you gargling Dick Cheney's balls though. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3juwigqes22
Published: September 7, 2024 03:00
When was the last time you heard his name before this. Dude has not sought or had a public platform or public influence like the kind y'all are hoping for. He had to borrow his daughter's to make this announcement. You're all sucking up to a useless war…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3juq6572s2p
Published: September 7, 2024 02:56
You sound defensive about your embrace of an actual war criminal. It's probably the last gasps of your conscience. Dick Cheney has not been an influential Republican in a long time. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3jsyeulsu2x
Published: September 7, 2024 02:25
CAN WE STOP REHABILITATING ACTUAL GODDAMNED WAR CRIMINALS JUST BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE TRUMP
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3jhx6zmtv2y
Published: September 6, 2024 23:07
Why will no one send me fewer than 250 pinhead crickets. How many tiny geckos do you think I own, Josh's Frogs?? Anyway they'll get here while @sarahday.org is here, I know she's excited
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3ig33c3h522
Published: September 6, 2024 13:01
Went to bed around 1900, predictably woke up for good around 0200, am now convinced the rest of the world is a bunch of damn slackers.
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3i5yifg6i2x
Published: September 6, 2024 10:37
This sort of bias against people who don't have lawyers is one reason I remain eternally grateful that @gregdoucette.bsky.social had my back while I counter-protested the neo-Confederates in Pittsboro. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3i5rogi4l2t
Published: September 6, 2024 10:33
@nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social #MonopodWatch [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: September 6, 2024 10:23
Save a bat's life, save a child's life [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3gwbujf7o22
Published: September 5, 2024 22:46
The fucjin chipmunk is outside the window again. chirping. chirp. chirp. chirp. chirp. chirp. chirp. chirp. chirp. chirp. chirp. chirp. chirp. chirp. I don't feed it. It's just that it has realized that me and the dog going in and out unpredictably keeps…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3gvihywjc2t
Published: September 5, 2024 22:32
I need another font, right?
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3gtyiyj4i2v
Published: September 5, 2024 22:05
Look I know we shouldn't quote dunk but this person appears to be serious. My mother is 72 years old. She started working when she was 14. That was 58 years ago. Her mother had been working outside the home for wages long, long before that but had health…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3gkegy5tw2y
Published: September 5, 2024 19:13
We can't have anything good [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3gkbxah3s23
Published: September 5, 2024 19:11
A good thread from one of my favorite lawyers. Has some good replies as well noting that OpenAI is violating many of the CC licenses anyway. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3gjsrtoq72v
Published: September 5, 2024 19:03
This is why I am converting, and what I tell people who are like "why are you converting with everything going on in Israel". Judaism is a way of relating to Gd and my fellow human beings that speaks deeply to me and feeds my soul. [contains quote post…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3ggq57urq2b
Published: September 5, 2024 18:08
I have no idea how to pronounce "whewellite" but every way I come up with is more fun than "howlite" so I'm going with whewellite. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3ggkvttpi2x
Published: September 5, 2024 18:05
I got bored and made a new thing for the first time in ages, resulting in one of the most niche travel badges ever. https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/65570601-visit-beautiful-valyermo-california
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3g7oh6irg2m
Published: September 5, 2024 16:01
Thread [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: September 5, 2024 15:59
Structure fires are black smoke. Someone's home or business is burning. Wildfires are white smoke - if the smoke changes color we're all in danger. Thankfully LAFD is on scene with plenty of resources.
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3g2qfbf4d2n
Published: September 5, 2024 14:33
I will never stop skeeting. Every time someone complained about it I skeet a skeet using the word skeet at least 3 times. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3g2b7syhw2x
Published: September 5, 2024 14:25
"Information wants to be free" was not a rallying cry about "go pirate books" but was a prophetic stance against the internet we have now with walled gardens and corporate ownership of scientific information that public grants paid for. [contains quote…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3fxdmkrn62b
Published: September 5, 2024 13:32
I'm not gonna start a fight on social media at 0630. I will not. I'm just not gonna do it.
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3f2qtawu323
Published: September 5, 2024 05:01
one of the worst neurodivergent experiences is trying to sleep when your brain is trying to hyperfocus on something
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3eqpjdzp422
Published: September 5, 2024 02:01
Ask Dr Nerdlove a nice question that won't make us all feel like we need a shower after reading your letter. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: September 5, 2024 01:48
Hey y'all, wanna see a big pile of red flags in a trench coat? [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3dkbgne4y22
Published: September 4, 2024 14:33
Checking the followers and hashtags used by this account is fertile ground [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3djoft7hh2v
Published: September 4, 2024 14:22
You know what would be great for small businesses? Fucjin increase the amount of income subject to social security and Medicare taxes and use that to reduce the amount that self employed people have to pay so they can get small business OFF THE GROUND …
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3djjsecku2e
Published: September 4, 2024 14:20
What is common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders? Sheep are only stupid when being stupid will inconvenience me. The rest of the time they are wily as fuck in order to inconvenience me. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l3c2556o5t2b
Published: September 4, 2024 00:12
Mood [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: September 3, 2024 16:54
This is very nifty and @courtneymilan.com needs it for Mr Milan [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: September 3, 2024 14:25
Am learning to play the shofar for Elul. It is difficult with a ram's horn. (I did not make this one. Maybe in the future)
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l37pn2bftx2m
Published: September 3, 2024 01:58
The off grid subreddit sure does get some posts. Yep. That there is a post all right. https://www.reddit.com/r/OffGrid/s/kRnhkz1rgK
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l37d55l5te2j
Published: September 2, 2024 22:15
Oh hey @djolder.bsky.social has stepped down from the NaNoWriMo Writers Board after they published their AI policy: https://www.instagram.com/p/C_ZtK2Wgu15/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l37agks5kv2m
Published: September 2, 2024 21:26
The very best thing about the TikTok store and creators being able to monetize that shit is that you wind up with videos like this reminiscent of late night TV infomercials www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNo5YELX/ https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNo5YELX/
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l36ohi5z5z2h
Published: September 2, 2024 16:05
Honestly we should just send them to live in northwest Mississippi through July and August first. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l36o7h7ccb2h
Published: September 2, 2024 16:00
How did it get worse. "it's discriminating against poor people, cognitively disabled people, and indie authors not to allow ChatGPT" certainly is... A take. A take one could have and then choose to put out on the public internet. [contains quote post or…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l36nznnwws2o
Published: September 2, 2024 15:57
Googling "how to mass euthanize fruit flies" "how much protein in dried fruit flies" "recipes using dried fruit fly powder"
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l36ncne4ck2e
Published: September 2, 2024 15:44
IT IS SEPTEMBER and that means it is time for the Waymakers Virtual Mileage Challenge to benefit the Young Center for Immigrant Children's Rights! You can sign up here, and every mile you log earns matching funds: runsignup.com/waymakers There are 2…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l36kzy5fse2m
Published: September 2, 2024 15:03
My favorite part of the rediscovery by white people is that the locals LITERALLY called the location "the ship place". Like... If anyone had stopped to ask at any point we would have known where the damn ship was. [contains quote post or other embedded…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l36knfguko2h
Published: September 2, 2024 14:56
Just saw someone say BlueSky is the only place where you don't get the "why do you hate waffles" problem and giggled hysterically because I made a joke about being pedantic about the definition of "barbecue" and someone demanded to know if I'd save Natives…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l36jvits6z2j
Published: September 2, 2024 14:43
Public post on Patreon, about the most important end of summer harvest https://www.patreon.com/posts/111275121?utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=android_share
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l35hfafh6d2t
Published: September 2, 2024 04:25
Mine wasn't a near death experience but I went to urgent care with an infected kidney full of kidney stones and the doctor tried to prescribe me blood pressure medication. 24 hours later I was in the ER where they actually did a blood test and discovered…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l33ybi7iwp2o
Published: September 1, 2024 14:22
Overlaying this on a map of majority Black counties and counties where Native reservations are located will be both instructive and depressing [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l33vst7mdg2g
Published: September 1, 2024 13:38
Ok but the Captain of my ship held swim call once and insisted on being the first one to jump in and it turns out he stopped the ship in the middle of a bunch of tiny jellyfish and let me tell you there was a LINE of people volunteering to piss on him. …
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l33v6drbwl2n
Published: September 1, 2024 13:27
I will also die on this hill. It is a small southern hill and possibly the only extremely southern hill worth defending and by Gd I will give my last breath on it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l32q2fbn332f
Published: September 1, 2024 02:22
A flightless fruit fly culture I thought was dead was apparently only resting and has resurrected itself. The Tropiocolotes steudneri do not eat fast enough to keep up with the D hydei culture, let alone also a D melanogaster culture.
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l32d52sr7n2e
Published: August 31, 2024 22:31
Did you sob inconsolably over Mordin Solus? Did you want to strangle Solas for speaking in iambic pentameter and breaking your heart? Reward @trickweekes.bsky.social for toying with your emotions by buying their books! The most recent is FEEDER! …
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l32cmqnrbj2o
Published: August 31, 2024 22:22
A favorite in my collection of SF romance! [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: August 31, 2024 19:06
I'm waiting to be assigned a wife so I can be my own wife guy [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l2zw4sldx524
Published: August 31, 2024 18:39
Every time I have said "say cis men when you mean cis men" it is because of this. Every time I have stopped following or muted or blocked some supposed trans ally for failing to say cis men when they mean cis men, it is because of this.…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l2zllpdg662f
Published: August 31, 2024 15:30
Which leads to questions such as "why are so many people struggling and being left behind by this great economy?" NO, I'm not advocating voting for Trump. But we as a nation have a serious issue with wealth and income inequality. [contains quote post or…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l2zlbyxqym2p
Published: August 31, 2024 15:25
Ok well deleting that post because it turns out my limit of people giving unsolicited advice is two (2). If I ask a question that is not your cue to make assumptions about the situation and spout a bunch of shit. Just answer the fucking question or scroll…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l2zjm6lbm72q
Published: August 31, 2024 14:54
OAK TITMOUSE
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l2zhse4vpj2b
Published: August 31, 2024 14:22
Y'all tell @sarahday.org that the first aid kit in her camper van needs a SAM splint, an IV kit and lactated ringers, a sucking chest wound kit, and a hemorrhage control kit and she needs the training for them if she's going to do things like go to burning…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l2xa673qds2h
Published: August 30, 2024 17:00
I remain undisputed king of ruining my own life, please show me your pets (all species welcome)
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l2x5e3nhth2y
Published: August 30, 2024 16:10
Out here waiting to flag down an Amazon driver and just saw two early production cars covered in their weird little patterns go by. They like to test cars on this road because it has all the curves etc
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l2us3tstah2g
Published: August 29, 2024 17:43
You can help fund great Squid Programming like this by shopping at squidfacts.bigcartel.com or signing up at Patreon.com/SkypeAScientist You will also be helping to fund Skype A Scientist, which lets scientists call into classrooms to talk to students! …
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l2t5q3bqso23
Published: August 29, 2024 02:06
Haha. Ha. Ha. What the fuck. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: August 29, 2024 00:41
That son of a bitch can burn in hell [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: August 28, 2024 13:13
Omg @captainawkward.bsky.social could have used the story of my socks for this one. Back when I finally snapped and moved into a separate bedroom, my verbally/emotionally abusive husband collected and hid ALL the socks in the house. All of them. Even…