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"Swear to god you're like a Fox Fire book set in hell." - Ursula Vernon
Trans and queer anarchist sheep farmer. Navy veteran attempting to redeem himself. Crippled and crazy. Left the southeast for SoCal due to the rise of fascism. He/him
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https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l5pf2isllo27
Published: October 4, 2024 18:22
The devastation from Helene is unspeakable and life-ruining even for people who survived.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAmgUOfu32q/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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Published: October 4, 2024 17:50
Mutual Aid Disaster Relief, which is on top of the list, is also doing specific outreach to invisible and highly vulnerable populations like the houseless and migrant workers. A good place to send $5 or volunteer your time.
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Published: October 4, 2024 17:47
This book makes a lot of assumptions about the spiritual condition of Dead People I Have Known
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Published: October 4, 2024 17:06
Absolute hail Mary pass i know but do i know anyone who works on Google maps? I have tried everything (including filing error reports with links to govt websites) to get them to update that my road is not closed and yet they insist it is. It is causing…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l5ozqoet2u2l
Published: October 4, 2024 15:00
@questauthority.bsky.social can you make this make sense to a sheep farmer
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Published: October 4, 2024 14:39
People needed it spelled out more clearly because the original article said "LGBTQ+ students" instead of clearly naming the students who are harmed. This is a trend in reporting on anti-trans laws and actions - we are never named.
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Published: October 3, 2024 22:49
THESE ARE VERY GOOD BOOKS Ms Mihalik didn't even have to give me $30 to say that
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Published: October 3, 2024 21:55
Do I have anyone near or in Hendersonville, NC or with contacts there?
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Published: October 3, 2024 20:47
This made me cry because the Tractor Guys are out, of course they are.
Whenever my tiny community in Virginia got snowed in we were the last ones the county would plow and by then the Tractor Guys had already done local streets and driveways.
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Published: October 3, 2024 20:33
The price on my preferred combo at Jack in the Box went up some, but I have not stopped indulging in one on those occasions I find myself in Palmdale.
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Published: October 3, 2024 20:06
Western North Carolina is not doing well right now. The news I'm getting from various sources is similarly horrifying. Please don't forget about Appalachia
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Published: October 3, 2024 20:04
This is so much funnier when you know @gregdoucette.bsky.social the lawyer who gets bodybuilding questions sometimes
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Published: October 3, 2024 00:13
Apparently I make zines now to process things. Patrons have a new one free, everyone else can get it here:…
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Published: October 2, 2024 23:52
have you pre-ordered the new @eve6.bsky.social album or are you not one of the cool kids??
https://somemerchco.com/collections/eve-6
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l5k57snpc72p
Published: October 2, 2024 16:18
Get HORNY SQUID by Kit Rocha to read the sex scene I'm amazed made it past an editor!
It's like if Tigana were less interested in being a lyrical exploration of loss and grief and instead had SEX and HORNY SQUID
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Published: October 2, 2024 16:14
do y'all have any idea how cold it gets up there and how little sunlight there is in the winter
I lived there in 96-97 and the entire western half of the state was declared a disaster area due to blizzards
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Published: October 2, 2024 14:22
I hate everything so much
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Published: October 2, 2024 14:20
Theodosius loves his bird toys!! I love my zipper bags
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Published: October 2, 2024 02:10
He's from fucjin Ohio, he ain't southern.
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Published: October 1, 2024 22:36
@talkwordy.bsky.social Brian. Brian start a small press with me I had a good idea. I'll do the crowdfunding and enthusiasm, you can be the guy who says no to all my good ideas
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Published: October 1, 2024 21:11
WHAT
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Published: October 1, 2024 02:01
Found @tkingfisher.com's secret pseudonym
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Published: October 1, 2024 01:53
Oh shit they banned affirmative action for rich white kids
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Published: September 30, 2024 21:38
If this is you and you have both outdoor space and about $400, you need https://www.renogy.com/200-watt-12-volt-solar-rv-kit/ and a battery to go with it - I'd roll with a 100 amp hour AGM battery for cheap or lithium for expensive. This will let you…
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Published: September 30, 2024 16:23
The North Carolina GOP fucjin literally ran a candidate who claimed to be a pro-choice Democrat right up til they needed to be able to override gubernatorial veto and enact abortion restrictions at which point she flipped parties and people started…
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Published: September 30, 2024 14:52
Unsurprisingly i already had this one blocked. BlackjackRocket was a person on LJ back in the day who insisted folks should have out-walked Katrina.
Somehow Tumblr is the only social media where I don't have to see this victim blaming shit at all.
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Published: September 30, 2024 03:53
Shout out to dude on the left in a suit who is obviously an experienced crab wrangler
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Published: September 30, 2024 01:50
You loved HORNY DRAGON, now it's time to pre-order @kitrocha.com's upcoming HORNY SQUID
It's kind of like if Tigana fucked. And had a HORNY SQUID
https://www.amazon.com/Daughter-Tides-Born-Storm-Book-ebook/dp/B0DGLNVJDJ/ref=mp_s_a_1_1
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l5dhjxdkqe2p
Published: September 30, 2024 00:34
Well, he did at least outlive Toby Keith.
This one hurts.
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Published: September 30, 2024 00:33
One of the leading causes of death after natural disasters is drinking contaminated water.
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Published: September 30, 2024 00:29
“In this country, the response seems to assume that the people who are affected are middle-class white folks. They really aren’t thinking about, well, what if the community that is affected was already behind the eight ball." (Applies to all disasters…
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l5ck76h7sm2y
Published: September 29, 2024 15:49
I think the indication is that we are largely on our own outside our own at most state level communities given the sentiments people feel free to express towards victims of natural disasters that aren't "holy fuck how do we help"
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Published: September 29, 2024 14:39
One of those things I read several years ago and wish I'd bookmarked was a study detailing the both the stages of mortality associated with Hurricane Katrina and the astonishingly long tail associated with it.
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l5az53cadb23
Published: September 29, 2024 01:11
One of the worst things is knowing that if everything I owned including my sheep had burned in the Bridge Fire these fucking "move somewhere else and own nothing" fucking ghouls would have said "well that's what he gets for living in California".
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l5apaqhcw22f
Published: September 28, 2024 22:14
Please note where Asheville, NC is on this map. Please note that it is at 3000+ feet elevation. Please explain to me where the fuck is far enough inland that you'll care. @luxalptraum.com you put this on my timeline so same question.
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Published: September 28, 2024 18:02
David's name came up when I was asking my people in NC who's doing the work so here you go, another place you can help!
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Published: September 28, 2024 16:00
In other news I recently discovered the most fun it is legally possible to have with $40
https://bsky.app/profile/neolithicsheep.bsky.social/post/3l57zcw2nwc2y
Published: September 28, 2024 15:42
Checking in with my people in NC to see who's doing the work on the ground. Day One Relief needs money, chainsaws, and volunteers.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/dayonerelief/?ref=share&mibextid=NSMWBT
Donate cash here:…
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Published: September 28, 2024 15:12
I40 runs coast to coast from Wilmington, NC to Los Angeles, CA.
Except right now it doesn't.
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Published: September 28, 2024 15:11
ברוך אתה ה' אלוקינו מלך העולם שכחו וגבורתו מלא עולם
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Published: September 28, 2024 14:30
Yeah I just saw a skeet speculating that southern Appalachia would be turned into a climate refuge for the wealthy after this and I don't know how to explain that this is not the first or last storm to flood the place.
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Published: September 28, 2024 14:22
How are all those jokes about how Helene was Gd sticking it to DeSantis looking now
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Published: September 28, 2024 14:18
Can I get a VC to give me $10 million to disrupt sheep farming by synergizing innovative cutting edge solutions with ancient wisdom and practices to create resilience and agility in our food system
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Published: September 28, 2024 14:14
Asheville is 363 air miles from Tallahassee, FL.
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Published: September 28, 2024 03:34
I love this thread so much.
On one of the mail order leech sites there's multiple reviews from a guy who sticks them up his nose to attempt to relieve sinus headaches
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Published: September 28, 2024 03:21
The Internet has ruined me forever.
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Published: September 28, 2024 02:11
I need everybody who had jokes about Hurricane Helene and DeSantis to go to hell.
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Published: September 27, 2024 22:46
That's it, I'm walking into the desert
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Published: September 27, 2024 22:27
Where is @seananmcguire.bsky.social when you need to tell someone you just found out that the forests of Malaysia are swarming with terrestrial leeches
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Published: September 27, 2024 22:17
Every time I see people getting all self righteous that people are still on Twitter and/or Facebook I think about the fact that during the Bridge Fire those platforms were where updates/live meetings got posted and want to stab the person lecturing.
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Published: September 27, 2024 22:14
GOP candidates, looking to soften their image, turn to wife-swapping
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Published: September 27, 2024 22:04
Haha VA7 is the district i lived in for over a decade and where I extremely burned out on electoral organizing.
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