RSS Parrot

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Published: August 14, 2026 20:14

Online forms that make you enter your year of birth would be better like this

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Published: July 20, 2026 15:14

I saw some wacky inflatable guys out protecting crops today. If this is actually a more effective scarecrow, my next question is how much funnier could Wizard of Oz be?

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Published: May 11, 2026 03:41

productivity hack: do the annoying task first. what’s that? you have multiple annoying tasks? uh…which one needs to be done today? oh man all of them? oof wow. I got nothing here

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Published: May 4, 2026 03:39

if I were CS Lewis this vending machine I saw in New Jersey would be the wardrobe

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Published: April 26, 2026 03:51

so many sports gambling commercials. newsflash: theres a whole documentary about what a mess you make when you bet on sports, it’s called Back to the Future 2

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Published: April 23, 2026 01:56

it is extremely entertaining to me when someone activates the unflinching ball-strike robot

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Published: April 22, 2026 20:23

some intangibles that will make me like your hotel more

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Published: April 17, 2026 13:53

pretty suspicious that the pilots are already on the plane when you board it. starting to think there’s more than one “airport”

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Published: April 9, 2026 18:05

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Published: March 19, 2026 19:46