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Published: April 14, 2026 15:17
âIâm not a doctor but I play one in the Bible.â
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https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjhogn4v7s2b
Published: April 14, 2026 15:17
âIâm not a doctor but I play one in the Bible.â
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjhk2m3jdc2b
Published: April 14, 2026 13:59
JD Vance, who is using a new book about his religion to promote his political ambitions, says religion should stay out of politics. You first.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjhj7lyp5s2b
Published: April 14, 2026 13:44
Today, Pamela Jo Bondi, our most recent head of the Department of Justice, is blithely ignoring a valid, legal subpoena requiring her to testify before Congress. We are not a nation of laws. We are a nation of some people can get away with anything.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjhg6sbhuk2b
Published: April 14, 2026 12:49
Donald Trump is killing real schoolgirls in Iran and kidnapping and murdering real Americans in the streets. Interesting that the only thing heâs done that went âtoo farâ for MAGA was an *imaginary* image. What a ridiculous world we live in.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjhfuvrj5c2b
Published: April 14, 2026 12:44
Talking about Donald Trump having dementia just gives a sympathetic excuse for inexcusable preexisting conditions. Donald has *always* been a mean, self-centered, incoherent fool who says stupid and ignorant things.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjgailjcuk2l
Published: April 14, 2026 01:35
âAnd when Iran refused Donaldâs demand to stop shutting down traffic in the Strait of Hormuz, Donald got back at them by shutting down traffic in the Strait of Hormuz himself!â
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjfykxiwxs2l
Published: April 13, 2026 23:13
If youâre a sexual abusing politician, today is an excellent day to resign. Iâm talking to you, you loathsome slug, Donald Trump.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjfonjk7yk26
Published: April 13, 2026 20:16
Imagine if all the substantive things Donald could work on with the time he spends trolling us on social media. (Iâm kidding! Heâs too stupid & incompetent to accomplish any substantive things.)
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjf4tiiadk25
Published: April 13, 2026 14:57
What are the Polymarket odds on âThe Pope vs. The Dopeâ matchup?
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjf3ie7vmk25
Published: April 13, 2026 14:33
I keep seeing pleas for the release of the Epstein files. While I support this, do we, honestly, think they will tell us anything we donât already know about Donald? (And I donât have the stomach to see videos of him without his underpants.)
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjf376wrfk25
Published: April 13, 2026 14:28
Pope Leo is weak on crime. And his twerking is pretty lame too.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mje7yhms5k25
Published: April 13, 2026 06:21
If evangelicals think Pope Leo is tooâwokeâ just wait until they hear about this fellow called Jesus.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mje6agi4j225
Published: April 13, 2026 05:49
âI shalt raise you from your faked suicide so we can rape more 13-year-olds. Glory!â
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjdsqnyoq225
Published: April 13, 2026 02:24
No one suspends campaigns over *false* allegations. So you obnoxious people making excuses for Swalwell and blaming the victims need to take seat and shut up.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjdslpjjf225
Published: April 13, 2026 02:21
âPope Leo is WEAK on Crimeâhe doesnât execute enough poor people for taking a loaf of bread from billionaires.â
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjdoj3oags2v
Published: April 13, 2026 01:08
Eric Swalwell is leaving the campaign to spend more time with his adulterous pickups that he plies with liquor until they pass out in his hotel beds. He asks for privacy while he does this.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjdo2lafdk2v
Published: April 13, 2026 01:00
Victor OrbĂĄn is currently weighing lucrative offers from CNN and CBS for shows about how appallingly ungrateful Hungary can be when given the gift of fascism. Heâs holding out for a podcast on the same subject to sweeten the deal.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjdlyg7dk22v
Published: April 13, 2026 00:23
Youâve heard of Stockholm Syndrome. Welcome to Budapest Envy.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjdl5sc64k2v
Published: April 13, 2026 00:08
My giddy reaction to news of Victor OrbĂĄnâs demise is whatâs known as a rehearsal.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjdjriw2mc2v
Published: April 12, 2026 23:43
Victor OrbĂĄn is a horrible person, but at least he had the decency to immediately concede defeat. Donald Trump, an even worse person, *still* hasnât conceded defeatâSIX YEARS LATER!
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjdf4pzefs2v
Published: April 12, 2026 22:20
Has sore loser and stupid liar Donald Trump âTruthedâ that the election in Hungary was âriggedâ & âstolenâ yet? Because you *know* itâs coming.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjd4qcjtls2h
Published: April 12, 2026 19:50
May Victor OrbĂĄn simply be the first in a string of countries engaging in overdue housecleaning by kicking their authoritarian leaders to the curb.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjd4eqhz4k2h
Published: April 12, 2026 19:43
Iâm telling my grandkids that this is why Victor OrbĂĄn was so roundly kicked to the curb by the wise people of Hungary.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjd3ktbklc2h
Published: April 12, 2026 19:29
Well done, JD Vance and Putin! (Funny, how this headline works equally well in the UK and US.) [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: April 12, 2026 19:16
JD Vance killed a popeâand it looks like heâs just about to kill a prime ministership.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjcvq3ihhc2y
Published: April 12, 2026 17:44
TRUMP: Pleeeeeeeeease unblock the Strait!!!â IRAN: âUr,no.â TRUMP: âWell, guess what? Iâm gonna block it myself!!! SO THERE! Checkmate, you stupid losers.â
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Published: April 12, 2026 17:21
TRUMP: âI told my people, âI want everything. I donât want 90%. I donât want 95% I want everything.ââ Congratulations, loser. You got NOTHING. 0%! Well done, Mr. Best Negotiator in the World [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjclij4m6s2h
Published: April 12, 2026 14:41
Following Trumpâs example of how to return traffic to the Strait of Hormuz, Iâm going to unclog my kitchen drain by stuffing it with chewing gum and anything I find in my hairbrushes.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjcl7vuvj22h
Published: April 12, 2026 14:36
If Melania *really* thought people were lying about her relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, she would have sued them for defamation to clear her name under oath, not deliver a lame speech full of lies for television.â
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjcgggvuis2h
Published: April 12, 2026 13:10
During crucial negotiations with Iran that will affect economies worldwide, our âPresidentâ and âSecretary of Stateâ are at a cheesy fake wrestling match. We are no longer a country that should be taken seriously.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjcfpcs7kc2h
Published: April 12, 2026 12:58
Choosing an utterly charmless dick as your nationâs diplomat in delicate geopolitical negotiations turns out not to have been so smart. Who could have guessed? Apparently, not stupid Donald.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjcfefve5s2h
Published: April 12, 2026 12:51
An embarrassing, expensive, counterproductive war overseas. Raging inflation here at home. Can the ridiculously incompetent Donald do *anything* right?
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjaztaeir22a
Published: April 11, 2026 23:52
Meanwhile, Donald Trump still enjoys Republican support in Congress. The two parties are not the same. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mjauhfoqd22f
Published: April 11, 2026 22:16
Preemptively announcing you are going to pardon your staff isnât just rewarding criminals for their crimesâitâs encouraging them to commit new ones.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj7wt2fwx223
Published: April 11, 2026 13:26
The shared excitement over NASAâs recent mission compared to the general indifference to SpaceX missions speaks to the power of something seen as the product of communal human effort rather than just the ego and avarice of one obnoxious dork.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj6un57dvc23
Published: April 11, 2026 03:14
The difference between Republicans and Democrats is that when Donald Trump is accused of raping underage girls, Republicans only make excuses for him. But when Eric Swalwell is accused of raping grown women, Democrats say, âIf that proves to be true, thereâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj6tlk6awk23
Published: April 11, 2026 02:55
Dear Mr. Trump: Thank you for inviting us to the White House to take credit for our recent success in space. We regret we wonât be able to attend. We have a preexisting commitment to celebrate NASAâs competence. We know, you wouldnât relate. But thanksâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj6swntzkk23
Published: April 11, 2026 02:44
When Donald finally dies, the competition at the âI Hated Her Mostâ pageant will be fiercer than when Lindsey Graham tried to wrest the âBest Easter Bonnetâ sash from Daisy Jo Plathers at the 1979 South Carolina State Fair.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj6rulfvas23
Published: April 11, 2026 02:25
Notice how the most celebrated and successful space mission in *decades* was run by at least 50% âDEI hiresâânot all white men? And not even all Americans. Maybe diversity *is* strength . . .
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj6r2v75vc23
Published: April 11, 2026 02:10
The amazing, letter-perfect performance of NASA this week is a ferocious rebuke to the right-wing fools who constantly tell us that for-profit businesses always do a job better than the government.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj6qplrq5c23
Published: April 11, 2026 02:04
Parachutes popping open on cue, and the capsule splashing down EXACTLY when it was projected to. I hope Elon Musk is sadly gazing towards Houston right now, a tear in one eye, and feeling painful pangs of competence-envy.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj6mxkuu5s2c
Published: April 11, 2026 00:57
After the sloppy and inept execution of Trumpâs failure in Iran last week, I hope the precise and letter-perfect execution by NASA this week reminds the world that the United States is still capable of high levels of competence, in spite of itsâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj6ep2gs7s2c
Published: April 10, 2026 22:29
When a country allows its meanest, most despicable citizens to run everything. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: April 10, 2026 21:50
The worldâs first triumphal arch erected by a country after a humiliating *loss*. (Hope the Mormon Church doesnât sue Donald for stealing some of its cheesiest design ideas.)
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj5jboht7c2s
Published: April 10, 2026 14:18
âVouchersâ are a scam by Christian Nationalists to funnel secular tax dollars into for-profit Christian churches running businesses called âprivate schoolsâ [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj5e356hvc2s
Published: April 10, 2026 12:45
Will Barron Trump do an unsolicited âI almost definitely didnât kill a puppy during lunch at school todayâ speech today?
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj5b3rvuuk2s
Published: April 10, 2026 11:52
Notice how Melania is calling on Epstein survivors to go through the grueling and humiliating ordeal of testifying in Congress when she knows her husband is covering up the evidence that would cooberate their testimony? Melania is just as big an assholeâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj56k7vdnc2s
Published: April 10, 2026 11:06
Saw this at the airport this morning. Of all the books I have no interest in reading, this would be near the top of the list.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj4rnsccq22d
Published: April 10, 2026 07:15
This smacks of haughty, obnoxious celebrities constantly telling their personal assistants, âTell her . . .â
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj4g5je6hc2l
Published: April 10, 2026 03:49
Melania Trump Today In a Nutshell: "I had no relationship with Ghislaine, even though she called me âSweet Peaâ in emails, and I signed my responses âLove, Melania,â but the victims should speak out even though my husband is stopping the release ofâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj4eeg6vu22l
Published: April 10, 2026 03:18
When the American military was woke, trans, and gay? The Strait of Hormuz was open. Now that the American military is run by "Warrior" Christian Nationalists still stuck in the seventh-grade? The Strait of Hormuz is CLOSED.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj4d7jkyt22i
Published: April 10, 2026 02:57
Remember: The Vatican has had to meet and negotiate with Nazis and Mussolini's reps, so they know from unpleasant and confrontational.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj45msnkyk2j
Published: April 10, 2026 01:17
The war with Iran delayed Benjamin Netanyahu's corruption trial. The war with Iran got people to stop talking about Trump's connections to Jeffrey Epstein. So both men had corrupt motives for colluding to start a senseless war. Because they only careâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj43ygcnqs2d
Published: April 10, 2026 00:48
When First Lady Michelle Obama said kids should eat healthy foods, Republicans loudly DENOUNCED her. But when First Lady Melania Trump lies about not being friends with a notorious sex trafficker, Republicans look the other way. They are always lessâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj437txmxc2t
Published: April 10, 2026 00:34
To those of you who are surprised the Trump administration would threaten a Pope: A significant percentage of Trump's evangelical supporters don't consider Catholics (AKA "Mary Worshipers") to even be Christians. When evangelicals call themselves "TrueâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3ysdk6r22o
Published: April 9, 2026 23:51
GLOSSARY: "Participates in Executive Time" = "Watches Fox News." "Closed press" = "Cowering, afraid of questions that were not pre-approved." "Receives his intelligence briefing" = "Eating Big Macs." "Participates in a Roundtable" = "Napping on aâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3wbjo6ac2h
Published: April 9, 2026 23:05
Reports that Melania Trump didn't give Donald a heads-up that she was going to do something to get everyone talking about Jeffrey Epstein again really makes it seem that her motive for the unsolicited speech was intentionally to undermine Donald.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3vvpsgos2h
Published: April 9, 2026 22:59
Wishing this fabulously competentâand joyfulâcrew a safe return to a planet that, frankly, doesn't deserve them.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3rh7mevk2i
Published: April 9, 2026 21:39
Interesting, in all of Melania Trumpâs speech strenuously yet unconvincingly exonerating herself, she never once said these five, quick words: âMy husband is innocent too.â Seems a rather deliberate omission. But, clearly, the speech itself was notâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3qxx24ys2i
Published: April 9, 2026 21:31
Melania Trump making a wholly unsolicited speech about how she didnât have a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein is like if I blurted out at a dinner party, âI was not the person who robbed that Wells Fargo yesterday.â Well, except for the part about meâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3pbys6c22q
Published: April 9, 2026 21:00
Donald Trump slung the body of his first wife under his golf course. RFK, Jr. exhumed the body of his wife from the family gravesite and slung it into an unmarked grave far away from the family. These men hate women, even the ones they pretended to love.âŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3np6xzes2e
Published: April 9, 2026 20:32
Does Stephen Miller ever think about *anything* other than White Supremacy? And pretty sure the apex of human civilization happened in Japan, China, Italy, Greece, or France, not Las Vegas.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3mzjq5lk2i
Published: April 9, 2026 20:20
Melania Trump always knew is she waited long enough, she would come up with a plan to stick it to the bad man Donald. As her controller back in Moscow once told her: "Revenge, like Okroshka, is a dish best served cold." [contains quote post or otherâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3m6rokuc2l
Published: April 9, 2026 20:05
If I lived in Lebanon, this would make me very nervous. Netanyahu has a clear incentive to provoke Iran to pull out of the ceasefire by attacking Lebanon again. Netanyahu always prioritizes himself over the lives of innocent civilians.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3kssae7c2k
Published: April 9, 2026 19:40
LEFT: Vicious inhumanity celebrating the misfortune of others. RIGHT: Joyous humanity celebrating the accomplishments of each other.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3kaurqi225
Published: April 9, 2026 19:30
DONALD TRUMP: "Well, the war didn't go so great, but did you notice? Nobody is talking about Epstein anymore." MELANIA TRUMP: "On it!"
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3jw5bapk25
Published: April 9, 2026 19:24
It's adorable that Melania Trump thinks it's still possible to damage her already awful reputation. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: April 9, 2026 19:16
Melania Trump is claiming she had no relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell. LEFT: Oct 2002 email from Melania to Ghislaine congratulating her on a pic of Jeffrey & Ghislaine appearing in New York Magazine. She signed it âLove, Melania.â RIGHT: Photo ofâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3gcsefcs2b
Published: April 9, 2026 18:20
Looks like Donald celebrated Confederate Surrender Day a few days early.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mj3f7r7gss2b
Published: April 9, 2026 18:00
There is no such thing as birthright citizenship for illegal aliens. If you are born in the United States, you are a citizen. That's what the Constitution clearly states. And, as usual, Republicans want to ignore the Constitution.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mizntjkgic2b
Published: April 9, 2026 01:29
This is 1% about petty Donald getting back at Cassidy Hutchisonâand 99% about threatening any future witnesses that have seen Trump act embarrassingly or illegally. It's witness tampering. It's what Donald's idols, mob bosses, do.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mizlqa47js2r
Published: April 9, 2026 00:51
PENTAGON TO POPE'S AMBASSADOR: "America has the military power to do whatever it wants in the world." STILL CLOSED STRAIT OF HORMUZ: "Girl, puh-lease!"
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mizjbhzdbc2v
Published: April 9, 2026 00:07
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. not only has a face made for radio, but he also has a voice made for still photography. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: April 9, 2026 00:01
Three Things The United States Would Be Much Better Off Without: 1. Data Centers; 2. Polymarket; and 3. The Trumps. All of them.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mizfxjv27226
Published: April 8, 2026 23:08
The Middle East is full of religious extremists who blindly revere evil men. Oops! I meant *The United States* not The Middle East.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mizfq4h3gk26
Published: April 8, 2026 23:04
"Support the troops by arresting their families, y'all!" [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: April 8, 2026 22:50
This thin-skinned mafia administration is insane. https://newrepublic.com/post/208820/pentagon-threatened-pope-criticized-donald-trump
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3miz6jalhkk26
Published: April 8, 2026 20:55
This makes me think that reporting that there is no physical ceasefire agreement is accurate. What amateurs. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3miz4lqu7fs24
Published: April 8, 2026 20:21
Donald Trump entered the ceasefire talks with Iran like Adolf Hitlerâand left like Neville Chamberlain.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3miyv753r3c26
Published: April 8, 2026 18:08
TRUMP: âDo everything I ask or Iâll bomb you back into the Stone Age!â IRAN: âHow about, instead, you do everything we ask and weâll call it a day?â TRUMP: âDeal.â FOX NEWS: âAwesome Trump is the worldâs most masterful negotiator!â
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3miylpyp2zk2m
Published: April 8, 2026 15:19
Buh-bye, Netflix.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3miyk6eisjk23
Published: April 8, 2026 14:51
BREAKING: After seeing how Donald "Art of the Deal" Trump completely rolled over and capitulated to all of Iran's demands, Greenland is seeing the upside of being invaded.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mixq5o4i3k2q
Published: April 8, 2026 07:05
If God were a competent god, he would have created humanity with Noah rather than Adam. But he is not.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mixmy553zs2x
Published: April 8, 2026 06:08
There are so many preposterous stories in the Bible, but the most outlandish has to be the ridiculous story about Noah's Ark. Join me, won't you, as we break down why it is so foolish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxR3sXTFUFM
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Published: April 8, 2026 05:26
Iran outsmarted Donald Trump, which is sort of like Beth Harmon in "The Queen's Gambit" outsmarting an Arby's drive-through speaker by playing a pawn instead of her Queen first to get curly fries.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mixjojhpr22z
Published: April 8, 2026 05:09
Oh, honey . . . she wasn't a friendâshe was a sex worker, you idiot. https://people.com/caitlyn-jenner-late-friend-sophia-hutchins-estate-owed-450k-11944156bâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mixdt4nrf224
Published: April 8, 2026 03:25
It's a blowout victory for the Democrat in the statewide Supreme Court vote in Wisconsin, a state Trump won in 2024.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mixdcm2vyk2y
Published: April 8, 2026 03:15
I wish Donald Trump were smart enough to realize how dangerously stupid he is.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mixcxexobc2d
Published: April 8, 2026 03:09
Trump is trying to take credit for getting Iran to take a deal. Why wouldn't they? He gave them *everything* they asked for. #TheArtOfTheDeal But China, Iran's rich ally and top trading partner, interceding made the difference. Iran can say no to TrumpâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mixbrkydpk26
Published: April 8, 2026 02:48
Donald Trump has done more damage to the United States of America than any foreign enemy accomplished in our nationâs 250-year history.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mix7z7z7l22m
Published: April 8, 2026 02:16
Can't vouch for the legitimacy, but it's not far-fetched. You could see this happening in the Mike Johnson household.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mix7sl7gic2m
Published: April 8, 2026 02:13
Before Donald's war, Iran did not control the Strait of Hormuz. Oil tankers moved freely. After Donald attacked, Iran cut off travel through the Strait. Gas prices rose sharply. Under the ceasefire Trump just negotiated, Iran still controls theâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3mix23wryws27
Published: April 8, 2026 00:31
Before Trump's still-unjustified war with Iran, Iran was getting *less money* per barrel of oil it sold, and Iran wasnât getting $2 million for each ship passing through the Strait of Hormuz. So Trumpâs war has been a gift to Iran. Donald is smart thatâŚ
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3miwxfvtjis2e
Published: April 7, 2026 23:42
Actually, Todd, everyone who heard that DOJ carelessly released information embarrassing to Trump that he was seeking to profit off the classified documents he stole knows why Donald Trump fired Pam Bondi.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3miwqxam2dc2p
Published: April 7, 2026 21:47
Tonight, I'm leaving the healthy EV Olive Oil in the pantry. For the first time in years, I'm sautĂŠing everything in BUTTER.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3miwqfou7rc2p
Published: April 7, 2026 21:37
Republicans are laser-focused on the most critical issue of the day:
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3miwowf3bg22p
Published: April 7, 2026 21:11
Donald Trump was rather quick to pivot from "We have to invade Iran because they killed some protesters" to "We have to kill *all* Iranians because I say so."
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3miwncpo4nc22
Published: April 7, 2026 20:42
The Iranians forming human shields on bridges and around infrastructure have more faith in Donald Trump's humanity and impulse control than I do.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3miwmxc276k2g
Published: April 7, 2026 20:35
And this dangerously demented simpleton is *still* mewling about not getting a Nobel Peace Prize.
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3miwjda7p7s22
Published: April 7, 2026 19:30
Donald was stupid to start a war for no reason. Donald was incompetent to start that war with no plan. Donald is evilly deranged to threaten genocide because heâs embarrassed by how badly that stupid, unplanned war is going.