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Published: April 14, 2026 13:44

Today, Pamela Jo Bondi, our most recent head of the Department of Justice, is blithely ignoring a valid, legal subpoena requiring her to testify before Congress. We are not a nation of laws. We are a nation of some people can get away with anything.

Published: April 14, 2026 12:49

Donald Trump is killing real schoolgirls in Iran and kidnapping and murdering real Americans in the streets. Interesting that the only thing he’s done that went “too far” for MAGA was an *imaginary* image. What a ridiculous world we live in.

Published: April 13, 2026 14:33

I keep seeing pleas for the release of the Epstein files. While I support this, do we, honestly, think they will tell us anything we don’t already know about Donald? (And I don’t have the stomach to see videos of him without his underpants.)

Published: April 12, 2026 17:21

TRUMP: “I told my people, ‘I want everything. I don’t want 90%. I don’t want 95% I want everything.’” Congratulations, loser. You got NOTHING. 0%! Well done, Mr. Best Negotiator in the World [contains quote post or other embedded content]

Published: April 11, 2026 13:26

The shared excitement over NASA’s recent mission compared to the general indifference to SpaceX missions speaks to the power of something seen as the product of communal human effort rather than just the ego and avarice of one obnoxious dork.

Published: April 11, 2026 03:14

The difference between Republicans and Democrats is that when Donald Trump is accused of raping underage girls, Republicans only make excuses for him. But when Eric Swalwell is accused of raping grown women, Democrats say, “If that proves to be true, there…

Published: April 11, 2026 02:55

Dear Mr. Trump: Thank you for inviting us to the White House to take credit for our recent success in space. We regret we won’t be able to attend. We have a preexisting commitment to celebrate NASA’s competence. We know, you wouldn’t relate. But thanks…

Published: April 11, 2026 00:57

After the sloppy and inept execution of Trump’s failure in Iran last week, I hope the precise and letter-perfect execution by NASA this week reminds the world that the United States is still capable of high levels of competence, in spite of its…

Published: April 10, 2026 11:52

Notice how Melania is calling on Epstein survivors to go through the grueling and humiliating ordeal of testifying in Congress when she knows her husband is covering up the evidence that would cooberate their testimony? Melania is just as big an asshole…

Published: April 10, 2026 03:49

Melania Trump Today In a Nutshell: "I had no relationship with Ghislaine, even though she called me ‘Sweet Pea’ in emails, and I signed my responses ‘Love, Melania,’ but the victims should speak out even though my husband is stopping the release of…

Published: April 10, 2026 01:17

The war with Iran delayed Benjamin Netanyahu's corruption trial. The war with Iran got people to stop talking about Trump's connections to Jeffrey Epstein. So both men had corrupt motives for colluding to start a senseless war. Because they only care…

Published: April 10, 2026 00:48

When First Lady Michelle Obama said kids should eat healthy foods, Republicans loudly DENOUNCED her. But when First Lady Melania Trump lies about not being friends with a notorious sex trafficker, Republicans look the other way. They are always less…

Published: April 10, 2026 00:34

To those of you who are surprised the Trump administration would threaten a Pope: A significant percentage of Trump's evangelical supporters don't consider Catholics (AKA "Mary Worshipers") to even be Christians. When evangelicals call themselves "True…

Published: April 9, 2026 23:51

GLOSSARY: "Participates in Executive Time" = "Watches Fox News." "Closed press" = "Cowering, afraid of questions that were not pre-approved." "Receives his intelligence briefing" = "Eating Big Macs." "Participates in a Roundtable" = "Napping on a…

Published: April 9, 2026 23:05

Reports that Melania Trump didn't give Donald a heads-up that she was going to do something to get everyone talking about Jeffrey Epstein again really makes it seem that her motive for the unsolicited speech was intentionally to undermine Donald.

Published: April 9, 2026 21:39

Interesting, in all of Melania Trump’s speech strenuously yet unconvincingly exonerating herself, she never once said these five, quick words: “My husband is innocent too.” Seems a rather deliberate omission. But, clearly, the speech itself was not…

Published: April 9, 2026 21:31

Melania Trump making a wholly unsolicited speech about how she didn’t have a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein is like if I blurted out at a dinner party, “I was not the person who robbed that Wells Fargo yesterday.” Well, except for the part about me…

Published: April 9, 2026 21:00

Donald Trump slung the body of his first wife under his golf course. RFK, Jr. exhumed the body of his wife from the family gravesite and slung it into an unmarked grave far away from the family. These men hate women, even the ones they pretended to love.…

Published: April 9, 2026 20:20

Melania Trump always knew is she waited long enough, she would come up with a plan to stick it to the bad man Donald. As her controller back in Moscow once told her: "Revenge, like Okroshka, is a dish best served cold." [contains quote post or other…

Published: April 9, 2026 19:16

Melania Trump is claiming she had no relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell. LEFT: Oct 2002 email from Melania to Ghislaine congratulating her on a pic of Jeffrey & Ghislaine appearing in New York Magazine. She signed it “Love, Melania.” RIGHT: Photo of…

Published: April 8, 2026 18:08

TRUMP: “Do everything I ask or I’ll bomb you back into the Stone Age!” IRAN: “How about, instead, you do everything we ask and we’ll call it a day?” TRUMP: “Deal.” FOX NEWS: “Awesome Trump is the world’s most masterful negotiator!”

Published: April 8, 2026 03:09

Trump is trying to take credit for getting Iran to take a deal. Why wouldn't they? He gave them *everything* they asked for. #TheArtOfTheDeal But China, Iran's rich ally and top trading partner, interceding made the difference. Iran can say no to Trump…

Published: April 8, 2026 02:13

Before Donald's war, Iran did not control the Strait of Hormuz. Oil tankers moved freely. After Donald attacked, Iran cut off travel through the Strait. Gas prices rose sharply. Under the ceasefire Trump just negotiated, Iran still controls the…

Published: April 8, 2026 00:31

Before Trump's still-unjustified war with Iran, Iran was getting *less money* per barrel of oil it sold, and Iran wasn’t getting $2 million for each ship passing through the Strait of Hormuz. So Trump’s war has been a gift to Iran. Donald is smart that…