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Published: October 6, 2026 22:44

You may be the hackiest reporter in a world of hacky reporters if you state a fact and then tell viewers "you can see if that's true or not." It's your *job* to know if what you just said is true or not. This is not acceptable cover for a lie. [contains…

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Published: October 6, 2026 20:04

Mike Johnson is not a trustworthy negotiating partner. He lies as part of his religion. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 6, 2026 17:53

Yes, Pete Hegseth is so incompetent that our troops go without necessary medical care, but at least they are called "warriors" now while they go untreated. So it all evens out . . .…

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Published: October 6, 2026 17:28

FUN FACT: The Bible doesn't say *anything* about abortion. Ever. Well, except for the time God provides a handy recipe for a magic potion to induce an involuntary one. Numbers 5:11-31

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Published: October 6, 2026 17:14

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Published: October 6, 2026 16:46

Donald Trump has always been enormously stupid, but now he's also dangerously insane.

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Published: October 6, 2026 02:13

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

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Published: October 5, 2026 21:51

Trump's people are using blue curtains to hide empty seats at this evening's rally in Grand Island, Nebraska. Those accurate reports of poor turnout in Ohio and Alabama *really* got under his skin.

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Published: October 5, 2026 21:40

"That's not how I won my race. I talked about balancing the budget." —Rick Scott, a senator who voted *for* "The Big Beautiful Bill" which gave the United States its biggest deficit in history. These people are so shameless in parroting talking points. …

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Published: October 5, 2026 20:54

Guess which other narcissistic, mentally unstable authoritarian leader called for an arch and a ballroom to be built as grand monuments to his glory. I'm sure it's just a coincidence . . .

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Published: October 5, 2026 19:20

Ever notice that whenever someone purports to have seen/met their god, they are *never* disappointed? Their gods *alway* fulfill every preconceived notion they already had. It's almost as if they imagined the whole thing . . . [contains quote post or…

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Published: October 5, 2026 18:30

HOWARD LUTNICK: "Did you know that Dennis Hastert raped four children?" DONALD TRUMP: "Amateur."

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Published: October 5, 2026 17:26

And now we find that Russia is cultivating pneumonic plague in test tubes. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cqg7k7v499jjo

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Published: October 5, 2026 17:18

Karoline Leavitt accepts a new full-time job two months after telling us she had to stop working because it kept her from spending time with her two young children. Just one more lie from relentless liar Karoline Leavitt.…

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Published: October 5, 2026 16:30

With Donald Trump hiring over 20 former Fox employees, Fox hiring Karoline Leavitt only goes one small step towards balancing the score for the Trump/Fox revolving door.

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Published: October 5, 2026 16:20

And by "violating banking laws" CBS News means former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert molested boys he coached for wrestling in high school, boys as young as 14. To-may-to/to-mah-to!

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Published: October 5, 2026 16:09

Hegseth also removed the olive branches, a traditional symbol of wishing peace, from the Department of Defense seal. This, in addition to changing the name to "The Department of War," shows the dangerous belligerency that comes from appointing a frat bro…

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Published: October 5, 2026 16:02

Anyone who dances like this doesn't need a ballroom—he needs a padded cell.

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Published: October 5, 2026 15:54

A lying, propaganda-spewing Trump administration press secretary, like Karoline Leavitt, becoming a lying, propaganda-spewing Fox News personality isn't technically a "new gig"—it's more like a lateral hire. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 5, 2026 15:44

Our war with Iran was *never* about them having a nuclear weapon. That has always been a lie. And how do we know this? North Korea has *lots* of nuclear weapons. And instead of bombing them, Trump is always singing the praises of its leader and how much…

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Published: October 5, 2026 15:28

Karoline Leavitt isn't "fierce"—she's dishonest. And Karoline Leavitt isn't "nimble"—she shamelessly dodges both questions and the truth. She is the same type strenuously unhelpful liar Trump has always had for his press secretaries.

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Published: October 5, 2026 00:35

I keep reading that Cornell is an "Ivy League" school, but people forget that the "Ivy League" designates a school that are in a particular sorts league, not an elite group of schools. Duke University, which is not in the Ivy League, is consistently ranks…

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Published: October 4, 2026 20:42

The Russia Plague:

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Published: October 4, 2026 18:44

The collective ignorance of MAGA, a cult that mindlessly repeats whatever they've been told by liars—and knows no actual history.

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Published: October 4, 2026 18:30

AI isn't reliable enough to get even a hamburger order right, but reckless Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is pushing to expand artificial intelligence across the U.S. military, including AI-enabled targeting. "Would you like fries with that obliterated…

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Published: October 4, 2026 18:05

Imagine if Joe Biden had incoherently rambled about such irrelevancy at that famous debate in Atlanta. But, then again, everyone was expecting Biden to speak with carlity, intelligence, and authority. Donald isn't burdened with such expectations. …

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Published: October 4, 2026 17:26

“Nobody knows more about demonstrating the Dunning–Kruger effect than me.” —Donald Trump

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Published: October 4, 2026 16:07

I just sent a message to Donald, so he can get is little hopes up again—only to have them brutally dashed again. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 3, 2026 21:28

"I'd rather get free money from the government than have socialism, which just teaches lazy, stupid folks they don't have to work for money they get, y'all!!!"

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Published: October 3, 2026 19:38

Donald Trump posted Tom Cotton’s cellphone number. So I just sent him a text. Will report back.

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Published: October 3, 2026 19:17

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Published: October 3, 2026 18:47

TEXAS VALUES PAC: "If you don't like Texas, leave!" KEN PAXTON: "OK . . ." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 3, 2026 16:38

Oh, look! The Trump administration is making crossing the US border more onerous for all the millions of Canadians who are no longer doing it. They are smart that way.

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Published: October 3, 2026 15:21

This is Justice Alito's way of letting Republicans know that he's certain they are going to get a shellacking in the midterms.

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Published: October 3, 2026 15:15

“So many people came out to see me in Alabama last night. The Fire Marshall threatened to shut the rally down because we were so bigly over capacity. And I was told that there were over 300,000 outside, crying because they couldn’t get in to hear me. We…

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Published: October 2, 2026 23:14

If you have a YouTube channel, stop hectoring us to LIKE, COMMENT, and SUBSCRIBE! We all know how YouTube works. You come across as a needy annoyance.

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Published: October 2, 2026 21:51

When a rapist sticks up for other rapists it's called a professional courtesy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 2, 2026 12:59

Stroke victims are often given leg braces to help them walk.

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Published: October 2, 2026 12:44

This is such shameless "journalism." Framing Donald Trump's unpopularity because of his obnoxious incompetence as a selfless, noble act? Newsweek is now just rubbish propaganda.

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Published: October 2, 2026 12:34

"I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything."…

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Published: October 2, 2026 01:28

My favorite scene in my favorite movie. Perfect dialogue, perfect acting, and perfect music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzLsrAx0n4k

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Published: October 2, 2026 00:44

Not her first case against amoral men . . . [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 2, 2026 00:11

I don't take tips on virtue from a man who used a pic of his stillborn child for a GoFundMe campaign for his children's burial garden named "Lincoln’s Place" when the project was never built, and Ogles repeatedly refused to disclose what happened to the…

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Published: October 1, 2026 23:41

The staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identified.

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Published: October 1, 2026 23:22

Your children are much safer in the company of drag queens than: 1. Pastors or priests; 2. Republican men; 3. Billionares; and 3. Frat boys.

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Published: October 1, 2026 19:54

Oh, JD Vance . . . Don't shoot at a queen and miss, honey. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 1, 2026 19:23

Trump brags that his uncle taught at MIT, trying to piggyback on his uncle’s IQ. "I believe in genetics." What he doesn’t talk about is the genetics of a closer relative, his father, who had dementia and Alzheimer's. The family built a fake office for Fred…

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Published: October 1, 2026 17:46

Subverting democracy isn't new to John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, or Amy Coney Barrett. All three were on George W. Bush's "Florida Recount Team," which lay the groundwork for stopping vote counting in Florida—and Bush v. Gore, the politically-motivated…

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Published: October 1, 2026 16:34

We're constantly told that Donald Trump is playing three dimensional chess when, instead, he's just trying to play demential go-fish. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 1, 2026 15:55

Before we knew Donald J. Trump, nobody thought it was even possible to stand out for tacky vulgarity in America . . .

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Published: October 1, 2026 00:01

Is Josh Hawley nervous about being dethroned as "Missouri's Most Incompetent Senator"?

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Published: September 30, 2026 23:49

So "Pastor" Locke opportunistically used this obvious lie to get himself a tax-free overseas boondoggle to get some more attention? The money could have gone to the poor, as Jesus instructed "Pastor" Locke, but "Pastor" Locke has other priorities—himself.…

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Published: September 30, 2026 23:41

Today, Pretend Patton lectured men who don't, unlike Pete Hegseth, have makeup rooms, on the traditional norms for manliness.

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Published: September 30, 2026 23:35

Why do people make the "young men shouldn't have their lives ruined by being identified as rapists" argument but never the "young men shouldn't have their lives ruined by being identified as murderers" argument? Misogyny.

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Published: September 30, 2026 23:31

Donald Trump addressing Hispanic people and making a "you people could survive a great fall because you've had practice illegally climbing over my border wall" joke. He's smart, aware, and sensitive that way. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: September 30, 2026 21:26

Oh, bless your heart . . . I promise to send you anywhere—just as long as you promise not to come back. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 30, 2026 18:55

This is an example of why Donald Trump is just a simple-minded bought-and-paid-for stooge for tech when he talks about AI being self-regulating.

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Published: September 30, 2026 17:32

If you've ever wondered how ridiculously profitable tech companies avoid paying taxes . . . [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 30, 2026 17:23

"Super Intelligence"

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Published: September 30, 2026 16:57

While I'm enjoying the humiliation justifiably being heaped on Senator Eric Schmitt, I don't don't think enough mockery is being directed at his accomplice, Senator Kennedy, the Cornpone Clown, with this stupidly victorious expression as he smugly holds up…

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Published: September 30, 2026 00:56

Where did Donald Trump's money come from? For real! https://youtu.be/RhIlH_iW0xQ?si=siNIW92KgTw7tJrb

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Published: September 29, 2026 19:54

That cocky, misplaced look of smug success on Senator Eric Schmitt’s face—moments before everything came crashing down around him because he’s so carelessly incompetent.

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Published: September 29, 2026 18:56

If Jack Smith was really up to no good and secretly colluding with Fani Willis in Atlanta, I doubt he would risk being seen in public at a big sporting event while there. It's not very smart to assume Smith would take such a careless risk.

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Published: September 29, 2026 18:36

1. Eric Schmitt booked this show as a victory lap for his "gotcha" moment revealing "proof" that Jack Smith was at an Atlanta Hawks game. 2. That "proof" blew up in Schmitt's face. 3. Instead of cancelling this appearance, he dishonestly colludes with…

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Published: September 29, 2026 18:26

"I'll be signing a very powerful executive order." Sure ya will, Sleepy The Blackface Clown! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 29, 2026 18:20

Things that Senator Eric Schmitt always confuses: Iowa Hawkeyes vs. Atlanta Hawks. A John Deer Tractor vs. A Dear John Letter. Washington State vs. Washington DC. Gorrillas vs. Guerrillas. Duke University’s Blue Devils vs. Arizona State University’s…

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Published: September 29, 2026 17:59

It's one thing to be so incredibly incompetent as Eric Schmitt that your dramatic "GOTCHA" moment falls apart in real time. It is quite another thing to be so incredibly dishonest as Eric Schmitt that you then go on a right-wing show and pretend it didn't…

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Published: September 29, 2026 16:43

When you *wildly* overestimate your own charm.