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Published: April 20, 2026 00:06

Easy solution: Ban these gluttonous resource hogs. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 20, 2026 00:03

"Fatemeh, if that crude American president calls again, don’t put him through. The ceasefire committee was absolutely correct—he is crazy. And he says the same insane things over and over again. Allah give me patience. I’ve never dealt with someone so…

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Published: April 19, 2026 19:23

If only Iran’s Ayatollah had been cagey enough to send easily manipulated Donald obsequious love notes too . . .

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Published: April 19, 2026 18:52

Yes, when you are finally out of office, you incompetent and ridiculously stupid buffoon.

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Published: April 19, 2026 18:07

From the climate to the economy, Republican policies and lies destroy everything.

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Published: April 19, 2026 17:57

So charmless JD Vance has been asked for a redux of his failed ceasefire talks with Iran?? They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. It's also a definition of incompetence.

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Published: April 19, 2026 17:16

It's been announced that Donald Trump will read—no doubt, for the first time—a passage from the Bible in the Oval Office. May I suggest this scripture? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohxXq7gXoFQ

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Published: April 19, 2026 17:07

Wondering what it must be like to live in a compassionate country that prioritizes its hungry citizens over buying more bombs and cutting the taxes of billionaires . . .

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Published: April 19, 2026 16:59

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Published: April 19, 2026 02:38

Kash is suffering from the same allergy Don, Jr. has—a hankering for even more cocaine. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 19, 2026 02:25

Lies, snarling insults, shameless disinformation . . . what a wonderful menu of activities, Fox News is bequeathing the coming generations.

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Published: April 19, 2026 01:40

Corporations: I don't care what your incompetent consultants tell you; none of us wants to answer scores of questions to evaluate your service. Ask *one* question to score our experience 1 to 10. Then leave us alone. I'm not paid to spend half an hour…

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Published: April 19, 2026 00:34

You know expectations are in the cellar when Donald can get giddy applause from his corral of shameless sycophants simply because he managed to scrawl his ridiculous signature on a executive order—and it looks like it was written by an aggressive…

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Published: April 18, 2026 21:12

Sean Hannity, the Fred Flintstone of shameless propaganda, has declared he will no longer be a Catholic because he worships Donald Trump—and the money it brings in—more. Sean had to declare publicly that he will no longer be following his faith—because…

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Published: April 18, 2026 18:40

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's ride. If bet if Paul could have seen 251 years into the future that horse never would have been saddled up.

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Published: April 18, 2026 17:56

Apparently, the quickest way to open the Strait of Hormuz if for Donald and his coconspirators in insider market manipulation to have just made large-volume oil futures trades.

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Published: April 18, 2026 17:16

This is nothing new. Weak and insecure men have been looking outside the US for subservient wives for a long time. Just look at Donald. He's with a Slovenian who knows how to keep her opinions to herself if given enough jewelry.

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Published: April 18, 2026 17:02

The authors of the four Gospels of the New Testament.

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Published: April 18, 2026 16:58

A glassy-eyed Kash Patel slurred a threat to sue The Atlantic over their report that he's an out-of-control drunk. Good rule of thumb: Don't believe anything about the Trump administration until they deny it.…

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Published: April 18, 2026 16:54

On the bright side, when it comes to Kash Patel’s and Pete Hegseth’s displays of competence at their jobs, the consumption of vast amounts of alcohol results in no discernible difference.

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Published: April 18, 2026 16:05

"Despite [Trump's] boast earlier [yesterday] on Truth Social about addressing a "BIG CROWD," the turnout was sparse and underwhelming." The man who used to fill stadiums couldn't even fill a church at last night's Turning Point event. I love this for him.…

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Published: April 18, 2026 15:58

This is why diplomatic deals are traditionally written down. But the Trump administration is too lazy, incompetent, and amateurish for that. Hence, the constant confusion over terms.

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Published: April 18, 2026 15:34

Last week, I told a friend that the woman helping me at Sur La Table looked just like Amy Sedaris. Well, my friend saw a woman who looked just like Amy Sedaris this morning and asked her if she worked at Sur La Table. The woman *was* Amy Sedaris.

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Published: April 18, 2026 15:25

So JD Vance is saying that the United States is knowingly engaging in economic terrorist against the entire world? Cool, cool.

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Published: April 18, 2026 15:00

Yes, and I have a "complicated relationship" with quantum physics. In the sense that, like Donald and the Bible, I've never studied it and have no understanding of it.

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Published: April 18, 2026 02:26

The unscrupulous, greedy Trump family continues to shake down the government. Please make this illegal grifting stop.

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Published: April 17, 2026 18:36

This is what happens when you have an incompetent fool with no experience in charge of the Pentagon. Pete likes to put on makeup and appear on camera, boasting about war and its warriors, while essential tasks, like making sure those warriors are fed, are…

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Published: April 17, 2026 18:19

Christian Nationalism is a Cult of Convenience

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Published: April 17, 2026 17:51

Christian Nationalist Pete Hegseth has come up with a way to motivate Iranians to kill more American troops. Instead of framing the war as being against the Iranian regime, which many Iranians dislike and wouldn't fight for, he talks of the war being…

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Published: April 17, 2026 17:42

LEFT: What Donald is making our troops in Iran eat. RIGHT: What Donald is giving folks at Mar-a-Lago to eat. Honestly, I thought I was going to make this point a lot better than I can. The food at Mar-a-Lago may be richer and more plentiful, but it still…

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Published: April 17, 2026 17:07

The American gestapo abducted an 85 year-old widow. Was she one of the worst of the worst? No, her step-son, a retired Alabama state trooper, got ICE to put her in a detention center to deport her because he wanted all of his father's inheritance. …

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Published: April 17, 2026 02:29

That's because the tacky fools at Mar-a-Largo *pay* for that poorly-plated over-the-top slop. Donald doesn't care about people; he only cares about money.

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Published: April 17, 2026 02:25

"I'm a Christian. And Donald Trump does something to trash the teachings of my faith every day. But this latest thing, well, I just might object to. That's how strongly I feel about my faith."

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Published: April 17, 2026 00:29

Trump blasphemes Franklin Graham's god by posting an image clearly showing Trump as Jesus. And then Trump lies about that image claiming, ridiculously, that he was shown as a doctor. Blasphemy and lying? Fake-Christian grifter and opportunist Franklin…

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Published: April 16, 2026 21:19

I see that the party of “personal responsibility” is suggesting that Donald Trump is not personally responsible for "currently" being a crude, horrible person. Like this is new. So they aren't personally responsible for voting for him—even though Donald…

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Published: April 16, 2026 17:13

"Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth." —Pope Leo XIV

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Published: April 16, 2026 16:42

"Donald, I wanted to send you to Hell, where you so definitely belong, but Satan is blocking the transfer. Apparently, he is wary of having that much competition in Hell."

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Published: April 16, 2026 16:11

"Liberal men aren't attractive." —Woman married to conservative stud Stephen Miller #ZeroSelfawareness

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Published: April 16, 2026 00:17

The Iranian Embassy in South Africa has posted an AI video of Donald Trump as a cheesy '80s act singing about his blockade. (It's pronounced "block-aaaad" because Iranians are, apparently, unfamiliar with a crude Queens accent.)…

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Published: April 15, 2026 16:01

CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS: "We need more religion in politics." [Pope uses religion to criticize Trump.] CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS: "Keep your religion out of our politics!!!"

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Published: April 15, 2026 15:08

Since it’s tax day, recall what a tax cheat Donald Trump is. In 2016 and 2017 he paid *exactly* the same amount—$750. What are the chances of that? Donald is too lazy to make his dishonesty convincing.

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Published: April 15, 2026 14:53

Yes, Donald is stupid enough to have gotten confused about the Jesus image being “doctored.” But how stupid do you have to be not to realize that an illustration, as opposed to a photograph, is *always* manipulated by humans.

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Published: April 15, 2026 14:09

Donald Trump may not play a doctor in an internet meme of Jesus, but he *murdered* one in the streets of America.

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Published: April 15, 2026 11:25

“Vance say’s astrophysicists should be more careful when talking about celestial objects because he and Donald know better.”

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Published: April 15, 2026 11:03

Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, the United States had spent that money helping the people of the United States

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Published: April 14, 2026 15:17

“I’m not a doctor but I play one in the Bible.”

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Published: April 14, 2026 13:59

JD Vance, who is using a new book about his religion to promote his political ambitions, says religion should stay out of politics. You first.

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Published: April 14, 2026 13:44

Today, Pamela Jo Bondi, our most recent head of the Department of Justice, is blithely ignoring a valid, legal subpoena requiring her to testify before Congress. We are not a nation of laws. We are a nation of some people can get away with anything.

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Published: April 14, 2026 12:49

Donald Trump is killing real schoolgirls in Iran and kidnapping and murdering real Americans in the streets. Interesting that the only thing he’s done that went “too far” for MAGA was an *imaginary* image. What a ridiculous world we live in.

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Published: April 14, 2026 12:44

Talking about Donald Trump having dementia just gives a sympathetic excuse for inexcusable preexisting conditions. Donald has *always* been a mean, self-centered, incoherent fool who says stupid and ignorant things.

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Published: April 14, 2026 01:35

“And when Iran refused Donald’s demand to stop shutting down traffic in the Strait of Hormuz, Donald got back at them by shutting down traffic in the Strait of Hormuz himself!”

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Published: April 13, 2026 23:13

If you’re a sexual abusing politician, today is an excellent day to resign. I’m talking to you, you loathsome slug, Donald Trump.

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Published: April 13, 2026 20:16

Imagine if all the substantive things Donald could work on with the time he spends trolling us on social media. (I’m kidding! He’s too stupid & incompetent to accomplish any substantive things.)

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Published: April 13, 2026 14:57

What are the Polymarket odds on “The Pope vs. The Dope” matchup?

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Published: April 13, 2026 14:33

I keep seeing pleas for the release of the Epstein files. While I support this, do we, honestly, think they will tell us anything we don’t already know about Donald? (And I don’t have the stomach to see videos of him without his underpants.)

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Published: April 13, 2026 14:28

Pope Leo is weak on crime. And his twerking is pretty lame too.

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Published: April 13, 2026 06:21

If evangelicals think Pope Leo is too”woke” just wait until they hear about this fellow called Jesus.

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Published: April 13, 2026 05:49

“I shalt raise you from your faked suicide so we can rape more 13-year-olds. Glory!”

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Published: April 13, 2026 02:24

No one suspends campaigns over *false* allegations. So you obnoxious people making excuses for Swalwell and blaming the victims need to take seat and shut up.

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Published: April 13, 2026 02:21

“Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime—he doesn’t execute enough poor people for taking a loaf of bread from billionaires.”

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Published: April 13, 2026 01:08

Eric Swalwell is leaving the campaign to spend more time with his adulterous pickups that he plies with liquor until they pass out in his hotel beds. He asks for privacy while he does this.

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Published: April 13, 2026 01:00

Victor Orbán is currently weighing lucrative offers from CNN and CBS for shows about how appallingly ungrateful Hungary can be when given the gift of fascism. He’s holding out for a podcast on the same subject to sweeten the deal.

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Published: April 13, 2026 00:23

You’ve heard of Stockholm Syndrome. Welcome to Budapest Envy.

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Published: April 13, 2026 00:08

My giddy reaction to news of Victor Orbán’s demise is what’s known as a rehearsal.

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Published: April 12, 2026 23:43

Victor Orbán is a horrible person, but at least he had the decency to immediately concede defeat. Donald Trump, an even worse person, *still* hasn’t conceded defeat—SIX YEARS LATER!

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Published: April 12, 2026 22:20

Has sore loser and stupid liar Donald Trump “Truthed” that the election in Hungary was “rigged” & “stolen” yet? Because you *know* it’s coming.

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Published: April 12, 2026 19:50

May Victor Orbán simply be the first in a string of countries engaging in overdue housecleaning by kicking their authoritarian leaders to the curb.

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Published: April 12, 2026 19:43

I’m telling my grandkids that this is why Victor Orbán was so roundly kicked to the curb by the wise people of Hungary.

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Published: April 12, 2026 19:29

Well done, JD Vance and Putin! (Funny, how this headline works equally well in the UK and US.) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 12, 2026 19:16

JD Vance killed a pope—and it looks like he’s just about to kill a prime ministership.