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Currently writing SEXY FANTASY romance! Chaotic Good Bard. Bestselling post-apoc kissing books as Kit Rocha. #TeamADHD

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https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3k223aplt22

Published: September 7, 2024 04:31

to be fair I'm pretty sure this IS the appropriate attire for the job I have: "eccentric fantasy romance writer" šŸ¤£ tho I guess I could also want to be A QUEEN AS BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3jvg2z3pr2b

Published: September 7, 2024 03:08

I adulted real hard this week and by adulted I mean I paid someone to come to my house and take my blood and bring it to the lab because I could not handle fucking with that shit right now, but HEY mobile phlebotomists are a thing and god bless them!

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3jhsjzzg32v

Published: September 6, 2024 23:05

Avoiding spoilers but the last ep of ROP introduced a certain character and when he turned around for the first time the camera did this DRAMATIC FREEZE all "pause for fannish reaction" and I was like I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE EXCITED ABOUT butā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3j72yf6is22

Published: September 6, 2024 20:29

I was just saying on discord that I think the ones who are speaking out now are probably doing it because he's making it hard to do covert evil capitalism by insisting on saying the quiet parts out loud and also by not understanding how to make evil moneyā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3hpy5tj4y2p

Published: September 6, 2024 06:26

Just gonna gently drop this into the 1 am darkness... I'm an enthusiastic, goofy, excited person who is not terribly invested in random folks taking me seriously, so I often just talk about impulsive fun stuff & play up my most chaotic tendencies. Thisā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3hirjnrdr2g

Published: September 6, 2024 04:17

For anyone who has been following along, these reviews were very true. This is one that I watched! (I am not saying I couldn't do something complex, but listen. I have a short attention span & want the dopamine of success within like... one hour max. Iā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3h4v42nea2y

Published: September 6, 2024 00:44

This clip is not just advertising to one of my favorite space shows that has ever existed, it also captures pretty well the vibe of our entire backlist. šŸ¤£ Someone get Michelle Lovretta on bluesky!!! (unless she showed up & I missed her??) ā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3h3wu3yuj27

Published: September 6, 2024 00:27

like, listen. I don't think people should be buying their kids guns!!! but I also think "oh we should arrest him, we fixed the problem now" is pretty rich from the party who gives their elementary school kids guns to pose for the family christmas card??? ā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3gmhpruvk2g

Published: September 5, 2024 19:50

All of this thread, except also please understand that you would have a hard time complaining about this within the industry because getting $100k a book puts you IN PRETTY GREAT SHAPE compared to many of your peers! [contains quote post or other embeddedā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3gg2e6cwo2e

Published: September 5, 2024 17:55

We didn't end up making enough of these last night to use all of the filling, so this morning I mixed it with some cream cheese and put it on a toasted roll and it was SO FUCKING GOOD. šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 5, 2024 02:46

I know it's not labor day any more but I WOULD LOVE to see this number hit 50% They only need $900!!! I mean NOT EVEN $900! They need $871! Help folks get HRT, birth control, STI tests, pre-natal care, AND MORE. šŸ’– givebutter.com/wawc2024endā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3efd2obe72z

Published: September 4, 2024 22:37

I'm not gonna drop the invite in the wild right now, but if you are grieving NaNo and at least romance community adjacent enough to not be weird about sexy books, we are doing an Oct SPOOKTOBER WRITE-IN event on our discord! chill, low pressure, maybe someā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3dylrmvci2z

Published: September 4, 2024 18:49

In the meantime, Mr. Bree wants potato soup for dinner, and I have requested my jalapeno popper wontons again. Because this is who I am. I am Jason Mendoza. I would live at Stupid Nick's Wing Dump https://iamhomesteader.com/jalapeno-popper-wontons/

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3dybrsnar2c

Published: September 4, 2024 18:44

USPS sent me a delivery notification from New York and I'm like "did I order something arriving today? I don't think so?" but I've also had a lot of adhd insomnia lately so can anyone really say?? I guess stay tuned to find out what is in my mailbox! šŸ¤”

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3dx2binmx2v

Published: September 4, 2024 18:22

I tend to ignore polls beyond liking it when they make Trump mad, but I do think the trajectory is interesting in this one. Pretty steep uptick when we rolled out "The Party of Joy vs The Weirdos" as a message lol [contains quote post or other embeddedā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3bnb3sye52y

Published: September 3, 2024 20:21

Every time I see that "lol groceries aren't expensive you need to stop ordering grubhub" I want to scream. I live in the past! I have never used a food or grocery delivery app! They self destruct if I put in my zip code. The fact that you can't evenā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3bitfxlve2m

Published: September 3, 2024 19:02

Never forget a few years ago when my then-92 year old grandmother sent me this picture that she'd taken on her ipad and then added text to, because she wanted me to know an animal had taken a bite out of this tomato the previous night. šŸ¤£ Her meme gameā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3bg5juys52r

Published: September 3, 2024 18:14

Honestly though, y'all, I keep meaning to come back on here and say something that isn't just INCOHERENT FLAILING but also this book was just *so good* ??? But like, on multiple levels. You can read it as a rip-roaring fantasy and it's AMAZING. But ifā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3bdrivkch22

Published: September 3, 2024 17:31

Reminder for friends in voter suppressed states that it's always a good day to check your voter status to make sure you haven't been purged! Alabama friends can look it up here: myinfo.alabamavotes.gov/voterview https://myinfo.alabamavotes.gov/voterview

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3bbd2sgng2m

Published: September 3, 2024 16:47

I am definitely on the prowl for some new TV shows. I'm in that post-deadline place where I just want to shove my brain full of stories to fuel me up for the next book. Recs would be welcome! My only rule: no horror & must have many fun ladies & minimalā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l3b7rjaozr22

Published: September 3, 2024 16:20

The last couple times I got covid vaccines they knocked me out. I don't know if it's b/c I'm regularly taking a ton of antihistimines now (thanks to @rahaeli.bsky.social's post!) or if it's related to the anti-inflammation of my meds, but I got flu & covidā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l37roqdhg324

Published: September 3, 2024 02:35

As someone who started in fanfic and then self-published queer erotic ROMANCE about women who like to fuck, which is about as sneered at as you can get... GET IN THE VOLCANO, NANOWRIMO [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l37f73yfxr2o

Published: September 2, 2024 22:52

I 100% agree they deployed this cybically, and also think that it is another level of gross that it apparently never occurred to them how many of us disabled writers exist to tell them to get in a volcano. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l37dorhrg42y

Published: September 2, 2024 22:25

I want to kill AI just so I can stop zooming in on the hands on every image I want to buy and staring at them like "is this what hands look like? I think so? mostly? but is this standard deviation artist weird or AI weird. DO I GIVE YOU MONEY OR NOT???"

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l36ncyhtwq2r

Published: September 2, 2024 15:44

So I see NaNoWriMo went completely off the AI rails while I was sleeping off my covid/flu vaccinations. "Not letting people use AI so they can write a book in 30 days is ableist & classist" is such a bananas take I can't even do a discourse about it. Iā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l36mjqurpn2h

Published: September 2, 2024 15:30

I am also going full tilt into hope and optimism! Which is pretty standard romance author/reader behavior, no altered states requires. šŸ˜‚ (I also think it is one reason we get shit done. If you give up before you start, how does that help the fight??) ā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l35jbx4mlt24

Published: September 2, 2024 04:59

I need to go to bed, but I just briefly entered a hyperfocus altered state and I just snapped out of it having created kraken pirate gold in blender. did I have blender 2 hours ago? no I did not. do I know how to use it? absofuckinglutely not even aā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l357eunk5o22

Published: September 2, 2024 02:02

honestly, tho. I have never felt so affectionate towards social media crashes? lol IT'S OK LITTLE SERVERS! You're doing your best. You just can't withstand the glory of Brazil. Considering Brazil's meme game, I may have to finally lift my restrainingā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l34izd6qsb2e

Published: September 1, 2024 19:22

Any possible interest I could have had in this Halbrand actor vanished when he got his glow up. (glow down? FOR ME) šŸ˜‚ The extent to which my brain literally rejects the existence of boring pretty blond men is amazing. I could not recognize him for most ofā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l32lkdy7mf23

Published: September 1, 2024 01:02

Also huge thanks to the people who made communities and took the time to help thousands navigate the still complex rules. Mr. Bree & I had given up a couple times because even the relaxed rules seemed bafflingly complex. It was the PSLF Facebook group thatā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/mostlybree.kitrocha.com/post/3l32egmigrr23

Published: August 31, 2024 22:55

It is still way too hot down here in Alabama, but it's gloomy and rainy today and I'm getting covid/flu shots tomorrow, so I am begging Mr. Bree to make my most soothing soup tomorrow night. LASAGNA SOUP. tastesbetterfromscratch.com/lasagna-soup/ā€¦