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Published: May 25, 2025 04:53
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Published: May 25, 2025 04:53
turns out heās 100% that bitch [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 25, 2025 03:17
worst way you could respond to someone is āthat reminds me of two storiesā
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Published: May 25, 2025 00:14
i got that mini hotdog in me
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Published: May 24, 2025 16:00
kermit the frog 100% has better advice than my graduation speaker rahm emanuel [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 24, 2025 15:49
every day is a good day to put NYT in its place [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 24, 2025 15:30
i love going away for the weekend so i can scroll in a new location
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Published: May 24, 2025 02:00
nature, things of that nature
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Published: May 23, 2025 23:57
alcohol targeted at people with low back pain
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Published: May 23, 2025 18:43
i donāt have the emotional capacity for billy joel being ill
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Published: May 23, 2025 05:50
gorgeous [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 23, 2025 05:38
this is the ultimate question. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 23, 2025 05:33
is a penis a tube? š§ [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 23, 2025 05:03
fellas is it gay to ingest liquids through a tube [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 23, 2025 03:45
Read Kelvinās story: [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 22, 2025 23:39
Please share far and wide. ICE thrives in darkness. A spotlight on Kelvin could potentially halt his deportation. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 22, 2025 22:59
NEW ā Kelvin MembreƱo will be deported to El Salvador by ICE tomorrow. Heās the birth father of three US citizen daughters and has become an important part of their lives. Here their adoptive mother makes a last ditch plea to let him stay in the sameā¦
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Published: May 22, 2025 20:02
niece sponcon
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Published: May 22, 2025 19:48
I've deleted this post because BBC is now reporting the UN official's number came from the fact that "14,100 severe cases of acute malnutrition are expected to occur among children aged six to 59 months...over the course of about a year - not 48 hours."ā¦
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Published: May 22, 2025 19:18
"cost-cutting team" is a lot more letters than DOGE. it's also simply inaccurate.
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Published: May 22, 2025 18:49
pretending to smoke a pretzel rod like a cigar for comic effect
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Published: May 22, 2025 18:41
āThe record abundantly reveals that Defendantsā true intention is to effectively dismantle the Department without an authorizing statute,ā U.S. District Judge Myong Joun wrote, noting āthe Department cannot be shut down without Congressās approval.āā¦
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Published: May 22, 2025 18:24
big day for blocking
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Published: May 22, 2025 15:15
if youāre policing other peopleās mourning i suggest logging the fuck off
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Published: May 22, 2025 15:13
multiple horrific crimes can happen at once. why is this so hard for people to grasp. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 22, 2025 14:01
Iām having trouble finding the right words to talk about this horrific crime. For now Iāll say my heart hurts and is with the victimsā families. https://apnews.com/article/israel-embassy-jewish-museum-shooting-10307b3b1a2a337e76730736b12ebbcb
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Published: May 22, 2025 13:08
real coward shit from my alma mater. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/21/george-washington-university-palestine-speech
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Published: May 22, 2025 04:30
the badness feelsā¦biblical
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Published: May 22, 2025 03:56
fucking hell.
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Published: May 22, 2025 02:53
SPORTS TOO STRESSFUL
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Published: May 22, 2025 02:44
sports too stressful
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Published: May 21, 2025 20:12
Great news! I'm told a few moments ago US Institute of Peace Board Chair Amb. George Moose went to the USIP building where he and legal counsel were able to retake possession after the recent court decision. They were accompanied by a small team securingā¦
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Published: May 21, 2025 20:02
they're preparing for the fucking rapture which is why they care about israel!!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 21, 2025 17:06
on a long-ish train ride, AMA* (*donāt make it weird)
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Published: May 21, 2025 16:57
mine will always be farm to table [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 21, 2025 14:25
ICE still refuses to say where the plane landed. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 21, 2025 06:01
*tom suozzi voice* what about the joe rogan of the CENTER
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Published: May 21, 2025 05:38
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Published: May 21, 2025 05:34
i think this still has potential [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 21, 2025 04:33
Weāre dealing with evil and incompetent clowns: āAfter a second break, Joseph N. Mazzara, the Homeland Security Departmentās acting general counsel, said that he was not sure whether the information was classified but that he did not know the planeāsā¦
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Published: May 21, 2025 04:05
I really wish I couldāve been at this San Francisco Recreation and Park Commission meeting https://www.sfchronicle.com/entertainment/article/grateful-dead-golden-gate-park-tickets-20331246.php
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Published: May 20, 2025 18:22
they can just subscribe to the handbasket thehandbasket.co/subscribe [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 20, 2025 17:37
if this doesn't inspire democratic leadership to take to the streets then i don't fucking know https://www.npr.org/2025/05/20/g-s1-67870/justice-charges-new-jersey-immigration
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Published: May 20, 2025 17:01
Looking to speak to people doing immigrant rights work in Washington state. Contact me here: signal.me#eu/VssgH88q6...
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Published: May 20, 2025 16:48
I've emailed the ADL to ask them if they think it's antisemitic to call this genocide. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 20, 2025 16:24
i love getting a PR pitch for a shitty publication from the guy who was fired from vice for being in a white supremacist group chat and is trying to rebrand with a new name
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Published: May 20, 2025 16:19
got my booster the day before this motherfucker was inaugurated because i knew this would happen [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 20, 2025 13:04
Itās not antisemitic to say this is evil. This is evil. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 20, 2025 12:55
Every life, a universe https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2025/may/20/israel-gaza-hamas-aid-middle-east-crisis-live-news-updates
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Published: May 20, 2025 10:20
you are free to post what you want on the internet and we are free to judge you for it
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Published: May 20, 2025 03:38
as a treat [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 20, 2025 02:55
hell yea [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 20, 2025 01:40
@support.bsky.team can you do something about these accounts that wonāt stop popping up
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Published: May 20, 2025 01:37
Rep. LaMonica McIver being charged by Trumpās DOJ for āassaultingā a cop is particularly scary because it was all on camera with many witnesses and the administration feels comfortable enough to straight up lie with impunity and target a sittingā¦
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Published: May 19, 2025 22:25
i made it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marisa_Kabas
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Published: May 19, 2025 18:07
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Published: May 19, 2025 16:42
This is major. As a reminder, DOGE stormed the USIP building in March with the help of DC Metro Police who were originally called there by building employees. Even tho, USIP owned the building, DOGE justā¦took it. Background:ā¦
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Published: May 19, 2025 16:08
scoop in what sense [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 19, 2025 15:54
As an alum, I stand with her. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 19, 2025 14:43
"The bare minimum will reach the population - simply so the world doesn't stop us and accuse us of war crimes." https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cq8037dd3p9t?post=asset%3A2920bf7b-6649-478e-9970-e19204945100#post
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Published: May 19, 2025 14:23
thank god the new york times is FINALLY giving kara swisher her due
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Published: May 19, 2025 14:05
alright letās go
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Published: May 19, 2025 13:47
Controversial tweet breakdown [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 19, 2025 13:23
ICYMI (because i published on a friday night like a dumbass) https://www.thehandbasket.co/p/ice-hiring-construction-jobs-aver
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Published: May 19, 2025 01:39
your energy actually is finite and spending time fighting about the former president while the current president is putting this country in a wood chipper seems like a bad use of it
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Published: May 19, 2025 00:38
inside you there are two wolves, but you donāt eat either of them [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 19, 2025 00:25
best part of this game so far was when nimmo was micād up and said his daughter was born in november and one of the announcers asked how old she is now
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Published: May 18, 2025 23:05
i will not be fighting online on the christian lordās day
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Published: May 18, 2025 16:24
i may not have cooked this but i definitely arranged it
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Published: May 18, 2025 12:11
i know thereās so much happening at all times but itās kind of shocking this isnāt absolutely everywhereā¦
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Published: May 18, 2025 03:57
last night watching the knicks game at a bar a stranger and i bonded over along came polly and i think thatās beautiful
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Published: May 17, 2025 03:07
hahahaha [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 17, 2025 03:00
this was a legit question at the @hellgatenyc.com mayoral forum last night that cuomo wouldnāt attend lmao [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 17, 2025 02:56
dave portnoy is furious tonight and thatās enough for me
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Published: May 17, 2025 02:38
new york, greatest city in the world, many people are saying
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Published: May 17, 2025 02:12
i love winning
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Published: May 17, 2025 01:39
nice
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Published: May 17, 2025 00:32
ahhhhh
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Published: May 16, 2025 22:19
NEW from me ā ICE is actively searching for job candidates with backgrounds in construction management and engineering via a third party recruitment agency. This comes on the heels of the @aclu.org uncovering ICE's plan to expand their detention facilitiesā¦
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Published: May 16, 2025 21:37
might fuck around and publish a story at 6pm on a friday
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Published: May 16, 2025 21:28
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
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Published: May 16, 2025 21:15
omg i won a date
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Published: May 16, 2025 20:08
"After a whirlwind tour across Persian Gulf monarchies, President Donald Trump has discovered a new tool in his arsenal: the power of love." jesus fucking christ [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 16, 2025 19:52
Explosive original reporting about Trump's plans to drastically restructure domestic law enforcement to target immigrants en masse and crack down on opponents.ā¦
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Published: May 16, 2025 18:11
Leland Dudekāthe worm of a man who caught DOGE's eye by posting about him love for Trump on LinkedInāis posting again to dispute Natalie's excellent reporting. Should go without saying that he's full of shit. [contains quote post or other embeddedā¦
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Published: May 16, 2025 17:49
NEW ā Staff at the Merit Systems Protection Board (MSPB), a federal agency that adjudicates labor disputes within the government, received an email from their executive director this morning announcing Nate Cavanaugh of DOGE will be coming aboard as aā¦
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Published: May 16, 2025 17:38
baby mill motel by lana del rey [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 16, 2025 15:56
i muted the thread. you can't hurt me.
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Published: May 16, 2025 15:37
i don't want to talk about the 2024 election anymore
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Published: May 16, 2025 14:37
threatening one of the most beloved living american musicians is an interesting strategy, letās see how it plays out!
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Published: May 16, 2025 14:27
the parenthetical is required for the fucking morons who support him [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 16, 2025 04:34
cheeseburger
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Published: May 16, 2025 00:28
STARTING NOW: The @hellgatenyc.com and @nysfocus.bsky.social mayoral forum. @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @bradlander.bsky.social and @scottstringernyc.bsky.social are here.
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Published: May 15, 2025 22:54
how am i supposed to look nice for the @hellgatenyc.com mayoral forum
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Published: May 15, 2025 21:23
I deleted this bc there are discrepancies in reports. Original report from Denver7 says pilots flying into Denver were unable to speak with air traffic controllers for up to six minutes. Denver Post said 6 mins, then changed to 90 secs. CBS says 90ā¦
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Published: May 15, 2025 20:44
invention idea: a machine with multiple compartments and when you press a button all compartments dispense at the same time for the perfect bite of trail mix
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Published: May 15, 2025 19:58
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Published: May 15, 2025 18:02
Starting now: FEMA town hall with new acting agency head David Richardson who told staff last week, āDonāt get in my wayā¦I will run right over you.ā Stay tuned...
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Published: May 15, 2025 17:44
same and this was my response [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 15, 2025 15:29
"Schmidt eventually fainted going to the bathroom and remembers collapsing and hitting the ground hard. When he woke up, he told an agent he needed to go to the hospital. 'He said, 'Oh, youāre just gonna med out like everybody, huh?ā"ā¦
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Published: May 15, 2025 14:37
SIX FUCKING MINUTES [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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