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on a day of dark AI stories this may be the darkest one https://www.404media.co/i-loved-that-ai-judge-moved-by-ai-generated-avatar-of-man-killed-in-road-rage-incident/

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Published: May 7, 2025 19:15

if the vatican truly understood the hustle they'd rent out their chimney for gender reveals

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Published: May 7, 2025 19:08

purple smoke means the pope is a frog

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Published: May 7, 2025 19:07

like election coverage before the polls close [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 7, 2025 14:11

I'm looking to speak with moms who are currently or were (until recently) federal workers. Signal: marisakabas.04 Email: mkwrites4000@proton.me

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Published: May 7, 2025 05:19

if you don’t understand a post, you don’t have to reply to it. if you think the poster may not understand their own post, ask yourself if they’re making a joke.

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Published: May 7, 2025 04:58

what

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Published: May 7, 2025 04:32

you put the fate in f-18 😍

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Published: May 7, 2025 01:40

it’s progressives’ fault that a white woman called a black child the n-word and crowdfunded more than a million dollars, says the very serious online publication that is definitely not mad about not getting a pulitzer [contains quote post or other…

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Published: May 6, 2025 22:07

an underrated feature of these terrible times. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 6, 2025 20:54

🙃 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 6, 2025 18:34

sounds like someone’s scared of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s chances in the primary 😎 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 6, 2025 18:23

should the handbasket do a podcast? is that something people want?

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Published: May 6, 2025 17:31

I'm in! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 6, 2025 16:47

If you’re interested in art about the danger of bringing a white supremacist to Harvard, you should really check out my friend @paulgrellong.bsky.social’s excellent play Power of Sail: https://www.broadwayplaypublishing.com/the-plays/power-of-sail/ …

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Published: May 6, 2025 16:31

I've spoken with multiple Mundo Verde parents who tell me they're taking turns camping outside the school to observe, another likely deterrent. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 6, 2025 16:13

i used to live right by this coffee shop and would see de blasio there and i know the people who run it are much too sweet to tell him "mi sandwich especial" is so fucking stupid [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 6, 2025 14:46

If you see/hear about any ICE activity in DC today, i'm marisakabas.04 on Signal and mkabas4000@proton.me email

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Published: May 6, 2025 11:57

MAFA deez nuts [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 6, 2025 04:44

gavin newsom has former governor energy

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Published: May 6, 2025 02:36

LMFAOOOOOO [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 5, 2025 23:18

screaming @joolia.bsky.social

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Published: May 5, 2025 22:42

when i’m publicly poking around for more info on a story but don’t want to reveal what it is

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Published: May 5, 2025 19:46

I suspect—or hope, at the very least—the types of recipients of next year's pulitzer prizes will look somewhat different.

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Published: May 5, 2025 18:56

"Independent journalists like Kabas uncovering major scoops are something of an existential threat to mainstream media’s business model, because they prove that you don’t need to spend millions of dollars to report the news." [contains quote post or other…

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Published: May 5, 2025 18:09

But it's not genocide, right? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 5, 2025 17:30

The Washington Post has updated their story to reflect my reporting and added this correction at the bottom: https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/04/30/trump-rwanda-deportations/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

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Published: May 5, 2025 16:59

nope. and you don’t need vice presidents of news. just people who do the news. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 5, 2025 16:52

yup. https://www.splinter.com/plagiarizing-independent-journalists-is-part-of-mainstream-medias-business

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Published: May 5, 2025 16:23

today in dystopia

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Published: May 5, 2025 16:03

cc: all the media reporters who follow me [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 5, 2025 14:48

NYT has updated the story. (Without a correction, naturally.) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 5, 2025 13:46

I’m going to lose it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 5, 2025 02:23

Need to speak with someone at DHS urgently. If that’s you or someone you know, I’m marisakabas.04 on Signal or email mkwrites4000@proton.me

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Published: May 5, 2025 01:09

if you’re looking for any elder millennials or gen Xers in new york city they’re all at the arcade fire show

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Published: May 4, 2025 20:06

🚨🚨🚨 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 4, 2025 16:50

how does he always manage to say things in the creepiest way possible and how do this sound good to anyone's ear [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 4, 2025 14:42

related, keep an eye out for fired federal workers announcing runs for office. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 4, 2025 05:00

i’ve really lost patience with the topic of how to prevent boys from falling prey to right wing media popping up every few months. until we can have a frank conversation about how those behaviors impact girls and how girls’ needs are always secondary, it…

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Published: May 4, 2025 04:32

it will never stop being crazy that conservatives have brain poisoned people to the extent that we now have to care deeply about the results of school board elections in places where we don’t live

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Published: May 4, 2025 01:12

Update from the Rochester, MN NAACP: [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 3, 2025 19:54

I got to hear the incredible @mashagessen.bsky.social speak today and ask them what American media can learn from Russia. “Thinking that you can give a little once in a while—that never works. You give any autocrat an inch, they'll take a mile. So resist…

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Published: May 3, 2025 14:47

many people are saying this [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 3, 2025 14:40

CBS News quietly updated their story. I still don’t understand how WaPo could’ve reported it first if I was the one who “uncovered” it, but I guess it’s an improvement. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 3, 2025 13:45

I got mad. https://www.thehandbasket.co/p/independent-journalism-legacy-media-credit

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Published: May 3, 2025 04:28

i guess i have to write about this huh

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Published: May 3, 2025 04:19

be like sarah :) www.thehandbasket.co/subscribe [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 3, 2025 01:47

i’m gonna have a cookie and watch the shield

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Published: May 3, 2025 01:06

ooo she sounds smart and hot wonder if she has a name!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 2, 2025 20:28

Hey guys- White nationalists have helped a white woman in Minnesota raise $300k after she was filmed calling a five-year-old Black child the n-word. The local NAACP chapter is fundraising for the boy and his family to get legal help. The least we could do…

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Published: May 2, 2025 17:58

no words. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2025/05/donald-trump-mahmoud-khalil-immigrants-deportation.html

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Published: May 2, 2025 17:28

My “I’m not trying to say we need to abuse prisoners" shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by my shirt [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 2, 2025 16:46

this is the shit that sets apart trump 1 from trump 2 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 2, 2025 04:16

American health insurance: teeth are not part of the body [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 2, 2025 03:44

NPR did a 30-minute interview with Steve Bannon in his podcast studio that aired just yesterday. PBS had on Chris Rufo tonight. Cozying up to these fucks won’t save you. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 2, 2025 03:27

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Published: May 2, 2025 00:34

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Published: May 2, 2025 00:02

To say legacy media is not built for this moment is a gross understatement. The people destroying this country are being treated with respect. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 1, 2025 22:19

My first staff writer job was at the Daily Dot 10 years ago. They let me write so much cool, weird, fun shit that was foundational. I also met some of my very best friends. It will always have a special place in my heart and it’s sad to see it, like so…

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Published: May 1, 2025 18:11

BREAKING — Beker was released last night from ICE custody in Tacoma! He was given no explanation for his detainment or his release. https://helenair.com/news/state-regional/government-politics/article_b8ffa90b-ef47-4b43-ad4c-c217f9ab399a.html [contains…

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Published: May 1, 2025 17:45

i did physical activity and still feel depressed this is bullshit

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Published: May 1, 2025 16:49

it’s actually appalling how evergreen this is https://www.thehandbasket.co/p/depressing-media-layoffs-the-messenger

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Published: May 1, 2025 16:33

it’s really not that hard to do better!!! jfc [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 1, 2025 16:24

when you think about it rfk jr. is the pinnacle of the american dream because in what other country can an ex-heroin addict who didn’t go to medical school and gets his science from 4chan become the authority on public health

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Published: May 1, 2025 13:52

you don’t have to read bad op-eds

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Published: May 1, 2025 13:05

sometimes you do have to hand it to them

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Published: May 1, 2025 12:57

I’ve confirmed with multiple State Dept. employees that the cable remains active. The fact that much larger outlets than mine are unable to independently verify this information is frankly nuts. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 1, 2025 03:20

(L to R) -a disgraced news anchor -another disgraced news anchor -that guy who yells -a bayou ghost -guy who filled a jacuzzi with acid -guy who chainsawed a whale carcass and strapped it to his roof [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 1, 2025 02:49

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Published: May 1, 2025 02:42

ivanka trump has been spending a lot of time there. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 1, 2025 01:07

it’s quite the pickle. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 1, 2025 00:46

subscribe to the handbasket and read the news a week early: www.thehandbasket.co/subscribe [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 1, 2025 00:08

me, 4/22 (left) CNN, today (right)

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Published: April 30, 2025 20:54

They’ve already deported someone to Rwanda! I reported on a State Dept. cable confirming it a week ago! I even shared the cable details so others could confirm!!!! I feel insane https://www.thehandbasket.co/p/us-rwanda-relocates-iraqi-refugee-omar-ameen …

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Published: April 30, 2025 19:05

this is who we are. https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/sos-migrants-held-texas-fear-notorious-el-salvador-prison-2025-04-30/

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Published: April 30, 2025 18:04

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