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Published: February 12, 2024 06:52

I rarely pick fights with people on here but man every time I do I manage to pick one with a person who emphatically *Should Not Be* on social media

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Published: February 12, 2024 06:28

This person is Not Well, I don’t recommend engaging with them, proactively block if you feel so inclined

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Published: February 12, 2024 05:09

My cats best friend came over and watched the Super Bowl with me

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Published: February 12, 2024 04:07

Wait no it’s Kelce scream-singing Viva Las Vegas [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 12, 2024 04:04

The Niners have nothing to regret, they gave the Chiefs the fight of their lives, truly no shame in this loss

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Published: February 12, 2024 03:57

My favorite moment was that poor guy trying to do his job and take down Kelce and fucking up his own shoulder in the process lmao

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Published: February 12, 2024 03:52

I love that Andy Reid is an angry fire hydrant until he wins and then he’s the happiest sunburnt walrus on earth

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Published: February 12, 2024 03:48

Well I guess the CIA doesn’t have a lot of explaining to do to Biden

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Published: February 12, 2024 03:48

GO CHIEFS

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Published: February 12, 2024 03:26

Everyone is so tired and stressed out this is like watching seagulls fight over a French fry now

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Published: February 12, 2024 03:08

Moody is having the biggest night of his life good for him

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Published: February 12, 2024 02:27

Look as a former Football Girlfriend turned Actual Fan you don’t freak out over a touchdown like that unless it’s love

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Published: February 12, 2024 02:25

CLEVER BOYS GOOD JOB [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 12, 2024 02:22

Oh so now the Chiefs decide to play

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Published: February 12, 2024 02:05

Purdy is really impressing me. Safe and solid plays, consistent arm, good footwork [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 12, 2024 01:37

LIL JON HEY BUDDY [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 12, 2024 01:34

ROLLERSKATES AT EVERY HALFTIME SHOW

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Published: February 12, 2024 01:07

That Ted Kennedy ad was disrespectful to JFK’s memory no I will not elaborate

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Published: February 12, 2024 00:54

HEY “HE GETS US” HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU BLOW ON THESE ADS THAT COULD HAVE GONE TO ADDICTION CLINICS AND HOMELESS SHELTERS

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Published: February 12, 2024 00:17

If companies would take half their ad money on good writing instead of casting celebs that’d be great

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Published: February 12, 2024 00:05

He looks like a sleeve of saltines but he’s playing safe and sound [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 12, 2024 00:01

Man the Niners really do look great this year. Great control of the ball, great movement, creative and opportunistic plays.

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Published: February 11, 2024 23:54

That He Gets Us as would be better if it weren’t a matter of public record that the groups behind it are fucking homophobes

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Published: February 11, 2024 23:52

“45% of girls quit sports by age 14” FUCK [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 11, 2024 23:48

The Dove ad was good and it made me sad and angry

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Published: February 11, 2024 23:47

Wicked looks bad

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Published: February 11, 2024 23:45

I feel bad for Brock Purdy. Just some schmuck who has found himself at the Super Bowl against one of the most decorated and beloved quarterbacks in the game

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Published: February 11, 2024 23:24

This is going to sound insane but I was in Seattle when we lost that Super Bowl and the closest comparison I can make was when Kurt Cobain died (I was in Seattle for that also) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 11, 2024 23:03

Figured it out but still that was WAY more steps than it needed to be! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 11, 2024 22:30

What an absolutely horrible time for Paramount+ to be glitching

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Published: February 11, 2024 21:42

As a Seahawks fan I learned this lesson in the most brutal, helpless way possible [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 11, 2024 20:59

Let me be very clear I am still heartbroken the Lions aren’t here [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 11, 2024 20:50

I’m literally only rooting Chiefs because it will make everyone’s Worst Uncle extremely mad

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Published: February 11, 2024 19:34

Someone leafleted my gym locker room with Sound Of Freedom shit. Great.

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Published: February 11, 2024 19:23

Please feel free to drop owl photos here [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 11, 2024 19:10

This is still one of my all-time favorite episodes, genuinely would LOVE to attend a party with chips and dip and nosh in the shapes of various owl species and owl documentaries playing in the background

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Published: February 11, 2024 19:05

It’s Superb Owl Sunday, enjoy https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2024/02/photos-superb-owl-sunday-viii/677414/

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Published: February 11, 2024 07:21

Homegirl just traded one kind of fetish content for another

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Published: February 11, 2024 05:50

“This TikTok hack made me throw out my old foundation” Jessica that was $48 foundation no you did not

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Published: February 11, 2024 04:39

I’m not going to boost it here but maaaaan it’d be swell if people who have lived in cities for their entire lives stopped acting like they know how shit on farms and in rural areas works, you don’t, zip it and keep moving

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Published: February 11, 2024 04:28

It would be very funny if Usher endorsed Biden tomorrow

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Published: February 11, 2024 03:31

Every time I go to the zoo I earnestly consider going back to school for zoology and specializing in bears and just happily shoving bear shit for the rest of my life, I would love that

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Published: February 11, 2024 03:19

BIRB DO A BIG SSSSIP [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 11, 2024 03:13

Please say hello to my friend

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Published: February 11, 2024 03:08

Hnnnng no thank

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Published: February 10, 2024 01:05

Yes I love Torah and praise HaShem Adonai Most High, yes I am a Throat GOAT, we exist

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Published: February 10, 2024 00:08

Twitter isn’t sending their best

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Published: February 9, 2024 23:50

There’s always some ignorant chucklefuck bent on misunderstanding the role of kosher law it’s limitations/exceptions who earnestly believes they’re being edgy and clever when they claim Jews are obligated to starve rather than eat a bacon cheeseburger …

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Published: February 9, 2024 22:19

Honestly the music industry is so chock full of Jewish musicians, engineers, producers, managers and executives how the fuck can you even operate in that while being a public antisemite?

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Published: February 9, 2024 21:50

I feel very silly, I knew Sharon’s father was Black Sabbath’s first manager and somehow completely forgot he was Ashkenazi Jewish, Osbourne has been around Jews for forty-plus years, his beloved wife is a patrilineal Jew, of course he’s mad as hell about…

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Published: February 9, 2024 21:41

OH THAT MAKES SENSE THEN [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 9, 2024 21:32

I don’t know why I’m surprised to find that Ozzy Osbourne is an ally but I’m delighted nonetheless [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 9, 2024 21:11

Keeping your toddler on a leash in public is fine. It’s better than the store having to pull a Code Adam every time your rugrat (endearing) crawls under a densely-packed fixture.

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Published: February 9, 2024 20:52

Oh my god his name was Art Ginsburg and he was a butcher-turned-caterer-turned-TV-personality, because of course he was. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 9, 2024 20:24

Omg he has a website with a lot of GREAT recipes on it, look at this LOOK AT THIS [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 9, 2024 20:22

Elder millennials roll up, this is our childhood in our mother’s Tuscan kitchens with decorative bottles of preserved veg, Mister Food was Elite. Mister Food was the blueprint. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 9, 2024 20:16

I was prepping lentil soup for shabbos in my slow cooker when a grandfatherly voice emerged from the boggy recesses of my memory saying “oooh it’s so good” and I immediately had to look him up, this is going to be my entire afternoon…

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Published: February 9, 2024 19:36

The (extremely tenuous) scoop about the US expanding sanctions against Israel beyond West Bank settlers is not yet verified and frankly is unlikely to be confirmed by the US govt but it makes sense that it’s on the table

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Published: February 9, 2024 19:25

Wait no let’s hear ‘em out https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/entertainment/the-scene/old-el-paso-cinnamon-toast-crunch-dessert-taco-shells/3766937/

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Published: February 9, 2024 18:51

Does anyone else do shabbos chores? Am I a freak in the Reform community? I do my best to take it easy on shabbos which necessitates a handful of piddly tasks around the house to ensure I’m not stressing about the dirty dishes in my sink or the smelly…

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Published: February 9, 2024 17:31

BABY LIL BABY [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 9, 2024 17:30

Guess going viral on TikTok isn’t actually an indicator of electoral viability. https://apnews.com/article/marianne-williamson-campaign-election-2024-76505d653c2f06f703bd5755c6cb9908

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Published: February 9, 2024 17:23

“Each day your nose and sinuses produce about two cups of mucus” WHAT

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Published: February 9, 2024 16:50

Why do we even have baby teeth tbh. Two sets seems like an unnecessary hassle. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 9, 2024 16:12

At what age does the Morning Throat Crud consistently set in? Is 36 too young? I feel like that’s too young.

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Published: February 9, 2024 05:31

The stray I’ve been feeding brought a friend to my front door and they both ate heartily (still too skittish to let me get too near them though), now I have three cats to feed, great, definitely budgeted for this

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Published: February 9, 2024 05:21

One thing I really don’t tolerate in my mentions or on my feed is needless and unsubstantiated cynicism, thanks. We have enough of that roaming free range, you don’t need to start a woe-farm on my property or in my line of sight.

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Published: February 9, 2024 05:11

I would bet all the money in my bank account that Bibi has said out loud “we just need to wait til November for Trump to get re-elected.”

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Published: February 9, 2024 05:02

I think Biden is far from perfect but in order to make the case that another Biden term would be as bad or worse than another four years of Trump you would have to straight-up ignore a LOT of direct quotes and behavior from the latter

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Published: February 9, 2024 04:52

Radical and complete self-love and acceptance, but as a bit

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Published: February 9, 2024 04:33

Math checks out [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 9, 2024 01:39

I took myself to a sports bar for dinner, I get why nursing one (1) beer watching two hours of professional hockey feels like a whole identity to the nations dads

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Published: February 9, 2024 01:20

Joe I need you to understand how much whiskey I have drank to forget this exact thing

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Published: February 9, 2024 01:04

Derms and MUAs tell you to throw out your mascara every three months but manufacturers need to match that energy by making smaller, more affordable tubes of mascara; that is NOT a three month supply, I ain’t throwing away half my product, that mascara was…

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Published: February 9, 2024 00:18

It’s still a long ways from the finish line but ya girl is playing every card she’s got and WINNING against the house [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 9, 2024 00:03

Real question is there a way to search your own skeets on here yet?

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Published: February 8, 2024 22:34

I’m pretty sure there’s some midrash about King David [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 8, 2024 22:18

One of the vendors my company works with is switching to Salesforce and holy fuck it’s a nightmare what the FUCK is this software

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Published: February 8, 2024 21:04

Look abolish prisons, etc but in the meantime, consider https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/lifestyle/brazil-prison-goose-guards-b2471068.html

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Published: February 8, 2024 20:47

I can’t wear a low pony it reads too Barrel Makers Son Who Wants To Fight The Redcoats

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Published: February 8, 2024 20:32

I feel like Poe’s Law applies to British Foodposting

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Published: February 8, 2024 20:15

If there were Rep Green should use it in every reelection campaign he ever mounts [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 8, 2024 20:14

I’m so mad that there’s seemingly no photo of Representative Green on the House floor in a hospital gown and grippy socks just absolutely WRECKING Mike Johnson’s day https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/06/us/politics/al-green-mayorkas-impeachment.html

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Published: February 8, 2024 19:37

I really wish someone had told me how badly jealousy would warp my ability to be a good friend and partner, even when it’s amorphous and not often directed at individuals

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Published: February 8, 2024 19:11

Oh geez this is rough. Odd circumstances too since the downed helicopter was reportedly one designed specifically for inclement weather. Hoping they get some clear and swift answers for the families of the deceased.…

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Published: February 8, 2024 18:47

Washington states laws on child marriage read as positively Dickensian and they are nowhere NEAR the only ones! Federal child marriage ban now! No exemptions! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 8, 2024 18:39

Some good news: Washington state is moving forward on banning child marriage, rendering its previous, very vague, outdated laws on it moot. It is likely to pass.

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Published: February 8, 2024 18:22

Elder millennials, we failed our obligation as a bulwark against the resurgence of Y2K fashion and now we must suffer the consequences (watching 22 year olds wear this shit to class and not being mean about it)

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Published: February 8, 2024 05:08

She was at Winco tonight she was SEVEN DOLLARS A BOX [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 8, 2024 04:11

HAAAAAA [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 8, 2024 00:45

Oh my god I’m so mad I deleted my Twitter without archiving because I had a long thread about the Booth family and how they laid the groundwork for American actors as a respectable and activist craft [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 7, 2024 22:33

One of my most centrist-coded opinions is that while I do believe in progressive reforms it’s hard to know what reforms to prioritize if we’re not enforcing laws already on the books! Doesn’t matter what the tax rate on the 1% is if the IRS doesn’t have…

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Published: February 7, 2024 20:56

This really is such a stupid beautiful state [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 7, 2024 20:54

I really don’t think we want to do this folks

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Published: February 7, 2024 20:52

I had a ROUGH adolescence and man it would have helped a lot if an adult just told me “look just hang in their til you’re 18, move 2k miles away and start over. That’s an option that you have and it will solve easily 75% of your current problems if you do…

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Published: February 7, 2024 19:37

I firmly believe that part of PDXers joie de vie is based on the fact that we have been raised with the intrinsic knowledge that at any moment we could be buried in rubble. Makes sustainable long term planning all the more challenging (not an excuse!) …

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Published: February 7, 2024 16:48

I think this is true, I also think it’s easy for short men who are frustrated w dating to go down a misogynistic rabbit hole where they can blame their lack of rizz on women’s shallow standards, making it even SAFER to select tall men who don’t generally…

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Published: February 7, 2024 16:35

Jack Black is a great example of a short king (5’6”) who doesn’t have a complex about his height and is almost universally lauded as a 10/10 Would, it is possible gentlemen

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Published: February 7, 2024 16:27

I lost my favorite sunglasses, press F to pay respects

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Published: February 7, 2024 15:38

This is why sometimes I’m like “hey we shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss social manners and graces and their role in society” because there is no universe in which mocking the sister of your coworker while punched in on the job isn’t incredibly rude, no…