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Published: May 13, 2026 19:44
If the confirmed count is now 8, does that mean the American who tested positive and then negative twice was considered a false positive? Or someone else’s who was previously counted as confirmed has changed?
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Published: May 12, 2026 18:23
Really can’t believe how much time I’m having to take to explain that you can’t actually lock people up just because they were potentially exposed to an infectious disease. Even if you’re scared!
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Published: May 7, 2026 16:42
There’s a lot of bad, wrong, social media posts on hantavirus happening right now but the funniest one I’ve seen was a woman who said she had really bad news: while it’d previously been reported the incubation period could be as long as 8 weeks…she learned…
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Published: March 29, 2026 20:28
Just caught up on the Pitt and I would like to point out Santos said “vaya con dios” to Robby as a “goodbye” which is exactly the last words Johnny Utah spoke to Bode when he paddled out for the last time…
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Published: March 13, 2026 15:40
Sorry! Had to come up with a valid excuse to keep Tom away lest he body everyone in trivia (which is now sold out 💅🏼).
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Published: March 2, 2026 23:42
Whoever is picking the music for the San Diego departures terminal is diabolical. Sade? You did that on purpose.
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Published: February 22, 2026 05:39
Aging is when you have the means to pay more for a faster uber because the bathroom line at the bar is too long.
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Published: January 16, 2026 00:10
Do anyone check if it’s made of chocolate wrapped in foil?
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Published: January 13, 2026 21:52
Had to go on X for the first time in a long time to see some bullshit Bobby was posting and WOWEEEE that place is a shit hole. Can’t believe anyone on the left is trying to convince people to stay
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Published: December 10, 2025 22:56
Is this because we keep Single White Woman-ing their vaccine schedule?
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