RSS Parrot

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Published: May 22, 2025 01:30

Emily and I specifically went to Denny’s to eat this. Wanted to throw ourselves into Mount Doom afterwards. (I know that’s not part of The Hobbit. I’m just telling you how I felt.) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 21, 2025 18:35

Modern Warfare 2 realllly hits home

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Published: May 19, 2025 17:11

Riveting, compelling, important conversation with fellow unibrow-er Dan Levy

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Published: May 18, 2025 19:59

I think a lot of the world's problems come from men who are sensitive trying to deny that they are sensitive.

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Published: May 17, 2025 18:17

My favorite person in the world is immunocompromised and this shit is galling and terrifying. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 17, 2025 17:05

Getting to play Gator Joe on Poker Face was a dang dream. Gator done!

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Published: May 15, 2025 17:58

Gator Joe is HERE and he’s ALL JACKED UP! Watch episode 4 of Poker Face on Peacock now!

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Published: May 15, 2025 01:26

We saw every movie and read every book about robots and AI killing us and said “yes let’s make sure that happens to us for real.”

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Published: May 14, 2025 18:03

8 ounces of water will solve 80% of men's problems

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Published: May 14, 2025 17:34

This reminds me of the Christopher Reeve Superman movies and, if you know me, you know I am incapable of giving a higher compliment. It looks like the exact intersection of a James Gunn movie and a Superman movie. I cannot wait. …

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Published: May 13, 2025 18:29

And here is a sneak peek at this coming Poker Face, starring Gabby Hoffman and also MEEEEE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38gDMVUze28

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Published: May 12, 2025 19:46

This is NOT a laughing matter… Montreal tickets are now live!! 7/26 at Olympia, get tix at link in my bio!

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Published: May 11, 2025 00:01

The third episode of The Rehearsal formed new synaptic pathways in my brain. It’s like seeing a new color.

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Published: May 9, 2025 17:22

You’ll love #1… I guarantee it. Get tickets to my Doing This Again tour at the link in my bio!

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Published: May 8, 2025 17:25

Yeah we are [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 7, 2025 19:36

Great source of protein

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Published: May 7, 2025 17:09

Presale is now live for my newly added shows! Use code: KUMAIL to get your tickets now before the general on sale this Friday. Tickets at the link in my bio

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Published: May 6, 2025 18:21

I miss flirting with Dave Bautista

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Published: May 6, 2025 15:38

New shows just announced for my Doing This Again tour! Don’t miss your chance to see me live in a city near you. Presale starts tomorrow at 10am local time with code: KUMAIL. Can’t wait to see you there!

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Published: May 5, 2025 16:29

You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.

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Published: May 1, 2025 21:59

If you like unexplained phenomena, you’ll love Brooklyn

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Published: April 28, 2025 19:07

Showing Big Printer who’s boss