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Published: April 29, 2026 02:33

obviously it's not going to happen in a world cup year with a deep pool at CM but after that this guy is a national team player [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 29, 2026 02:18

I love my entire team built out of short kings who hit singles and steal bases [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 23:40

Buffalo crowd singing all the words to O Canada when the anthem singer’s mic died was dope

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Published: April 28, 2026 23:00

Rooting for the Buffalo Sabres because Boston is a bad sports town with plastic fans

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Published: April 28, 2026 22:47

Definitely the least wrecked I've felt after a 50k. I'm still not good enough that they're fun yet, but I also do not feel like I'm going to die so that's nice. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 22:02

If you are the trans/ally cyclist putting these up on bike paths in Milwaukee let’s hang out

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Published: April 28, 2026 21:11

Just your standard tank gravestone in a cemetery

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Published: April 28, 2026 20:13

Now that’s a halfway through a bike ride lunch. 3 different varieties of carbohydrates please.

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Published: April 28, 2026 17:08

"Bass Down Low" is a song for being 21 years old and drinking Keystone Light at a house party. It is fantastic in that context. I do not know why anyone would listen to it any other time. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 16:04

real question, how do people this stupid maintain jobs long enough to pay for rent/mortgage https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/04/28/opinion/focus-group-trump-voters-disappointed.html

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Published: April 28, 2026 14:53

mfw ted lasso is back [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 14:42

I'm very happy for you that the checks from Apple cleared, please enjoy your new car [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 14:40

Still convinced that no one has ever genuinely enjoyed this show and its continued existence and critical acclaim is one big prank specifically on me [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 14:22

Go buy a house across the street from a data center and prove that they're fine. I'm waiting to get owned. It's so easy to own me on this one. Just go live next to one. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 06:18

Going all the way up to the GWB and then all the way back down to the Meadowlands in a way that avoids dangerous roads adds like... 20 miles vs. the most direct route lmao [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 06:09

if anyone wants to try this call up Steve O and see if they'll put you in Jackass [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 06:01

I can get from Manhattan to Giants Stadium without a car or the special $150 train ticket. I can do it by stringing 4 local buses together and walking the final leg. I know I can. I'm built different. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 02:30

This Magic-Pistons series doesn't feel like an 8-1 upset at all. They just have equal talent. Why are their records 20 wins apart that's dumb.

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Published: April 28, 2026 01:26

is everyone tired of me saying the line yet [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 27, 2026 22:36

every single time I have been to a camera store with my dad the people there are other boomer men and blue haired lesbians in their 20s [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 27, 2026 20:53

It fucken wimdy

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Published: April 27, 2026 18:40

This is a very good statement by Paige and I am baffled as to why Wings PR didn’t have this ready on draft night. Why’d she have to do it for them a week later? Give her a $150k raise and let her run PR too. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 27, 2026 18:29

Unsurprising, I suspect this is the primary motivation for roughly 25% of people who volunteer to be the HOA treasurer. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 27, 2026 18:23

I love having a pool in my neighborhood that it’s not even safe for my kids to walk to, so I have to drive them to it the same as if it was a public pool! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 27, 2026 18:20

Hardly the most offensive part of this but people who despise taxes but have no problem paying a huge HOA baffle me [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 27, 2026 15:06

The Savannah Bananas are wrestling. Their fans are not necessarily baseball fans. It's like telling WWE fans they should watch Olympic wrestling instead.

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Published: April 27, 2026 12:42

this is how they posted about Charlie Kirk for around 48 hours before he was reduced to a meme about an AI country song [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 27, 2026 03:37

I think that car alarms should be illegal and if you have one you are a bad person

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Published: April 27, 2026 01:17

I know they're quacks who injure people and it's bad but chiropractor shortform videos go crazy

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Published: April 26, 2026 21:20

The YouTube algo keeps serving me this fucking loser's videos even though I've never watched a single one, just because I watch lots of baseball videos. Like 3 fucking years of never clicking and I still see his stupid name and face every week. [contains…

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Published: April 26, 2026 19:51

Gotta hard disagree with this one. The most famously unfun Overwatch meta was the one that nerf'd aim skill into the ground and made all hitscan heroes completely unplayable at any level above Plat. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 19:05

…so back to back grim QB classes :/ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 18:44

whoop that trick get em whoop that trick get em whoop that trick get em whoop that trick get em whoop that trick get em whoop that trick get em [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 18:16

That Cavs-Raptors box score is some midseason Iowa-Michigan State bullshit. Stinky.

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Published: April 26, 2026 18:07

Coincidentally this is also mostly a list of accounts I unfollow or mute people for retweeting lol [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 17:54

Soooooo true bestie [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 17:33

“Soooooo I did a thing” as a manifesto about attempting to assassinate the President of the United States. Millennials don’t get made fun of enough. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 15:23

Tadej dominating classics/Demi dominating classics is the Know The Work Rules meme

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Published: April 26, 2026 14:21

Wonder if there's anything to Donald Trump being the most shot at president in history but everyone who shoots at him is insanely bad at it

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Published: April 26, 2026 13:05

Mostly the problem is that he is not as good as the other top riders [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 12:23

??? Did some previously illegal supershoes get approved? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 01:17

we have no idea how a guy got past metal detectors with a gun but it's probably nothing [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 00:53

How is it even possible for someone to get a gun into the WHCD

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Published: April 26, 2026 00:17

why what happened [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 25, 2026 18:28

In real life, Vin Campbell was one of the few well-educated ballplayers of his day. He retired at age 23 to start his business career. In this universe he was better for me than Tris Speaker.

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Published: April 25, 2026 17:13

I have been annoyed by the Packers' draft strategy generally but uh yeah that's a guy you take if he's sitting there in the 4th lol [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 25, 2026 16:42

For many years I've had the thought "Cade Klubnik seems really talented, I don't understand why he isn't better." And if there's a team with a history of unlocking the hidden potential of QBs with that profile, it's the New York Jets.

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Published: April 25, 2026 16:00

If Spurs are barely squeaking out a win over Wolves by the narrowest of margins they’re not gonna do it

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Published: April 25, 2026 15:30

The problem with Tottenham is that they haven't found the right manager. I swear we can fix it with one more manager. Just one more manager bro.

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Published: April 25, 2026 02:24

Something feels undignified about having to close the normal TV app to go find the NBA game on Prime Video. Minor league shit. Like you're lacrosse or cornhole. Why aren't you on a big league channel?

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Published: April 25, 2026 02:01

Having to face Tarik Skubal and Paul Skenes back-to-back with 3 of your best hitters injured will do that. I think they will be fine :) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 25, 2026 01:07

I think the Hutton trade completely unbalanced KC

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Published: April 24, 2026 23:19

if you have not yet donated to help refugees and/or make fun of your least favorite university you should do that :) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 24, 2026 23:15

People yelling "they took this 4th round guy at 33?!?!?" but they made this whole draft outta 4th round guys that's the problem

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Published: April 24, 2026 15:31

Me: I feel so stupid every day. Everyone I know is smarter than me. It's a miracle that I've been able to keep jobs and pay rent. The news: Two-thirds of school children can't read.

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Published: April 24, 2026 15:07

Between guns and automobile traffic, the United States kills about 50,000 more people than it should every year, compared to the death rates from those things in other rich countries. That is so many dead people we simply do not give a fuck about.

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Published: April 24, 2026 14:57

You should need a special license to purchase and operate one of these stupid fucking monster trucks. I know this will bankrupt the Big Three and I do not care. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 24, 2026 14:56

All of Erling Haaland, Joao Pedro, Danny Welbeck and Dominic Calvert-Lewin blank in FPL this week. So what's the play at forward? Depends on your position in your leagues and your risk tolerance. But not Bowen, that's a trap. …

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Published: April 24, 2026 14:18

he's so real for this [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 24, 2026 12:49

He wishes he retired to do TV so bad man [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 24, 2026 02:44

Everyone's clowning John Lynch but there's probably some Niners superfans at Anthropic who built them a crazy ass custom model that bypasses any rate limits and has its own dedicated servers

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Published: April 24, 2026 01:49

are you sure this one's fake [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 24, 2026 01:11

Is this the weakest NFL Draft in recent memory? I watched a lot of college ball this year and these dudes are... fine.

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Published: April 23, 2026 21:40

you think any Patriots players are gonna walk into training camp like "damn coach you slangin it like THAT?"

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Published: April 23, 2026 21:30

I went to high school with the guy who got kicked in the nuts to start this [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 23, 2026 20:43

About 60% of the way through this route I hit a bike shop and finally decided I was sick of my butt hurting so bad and bought a new saddle. Definitely felt better to finish but obviously it couldn't undo the previous 15 miles of hurting my butt. Hopefully…

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Published: April 23, 2026 13:13

brother

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Published: April 23, 2026 04:57

so uhhhh this guy's like a best XI CM lol

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Published: April 23, 2026 04:28

geting to 100,000 followers on this website by pivoting to Gen X engagement bait "QT with the BEST movie you owned on betamax"

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Published: April 23, 2026 03:51

hey quick question why the fuck did they do that [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 23, 2026 03:10

lead [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 23, 2026 02:51

Do you think if someone punched me in the head really hard it would reset my brain to original factory settings

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Published: April 23, 2026 00:06

Ovi having a big time record probably means he's remembered more fondly but like, over the best 5 years of either's career? I'd rather have Crosby, by a lot. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 23:54

Sidney Crosby is the best hockey player of his generation and has an argument for top 10 all time and is also one of the worst most certified bitchmade divers in the history of the NHL

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Published: April 22, 2026 22:19

Most of the top countries in CAF have been banned by FIFA for government interference into football for much less than what the United States did here. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 22:13

Was physically able to do this distance back-to-back days but uhh I'm not good enough at it that I'm having fun. Tough to figure out how to balance wanting to get better with supposedly doing this for personal enjoyment, when I'm in pain for the back…

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Published: April 22, 2026 17:34

Bike friends, please tell me what your favorite bike snack is

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Published: April 22, 2026 16:48

The new episode of Jet Lag features a Snack Zone marathon. Holy shit I must have the Taiwanese Garlic Prawn flavor Doritos. If you live in Taiwan (or China?) and you can mail these to me I will pay you $10 on top of the shipping costs.

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Published: April 22, 2026 16:41

watching Iraola walk into an interview at Cobham

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Published: April 22, 2026 16:22

If you say this the Uber tax for you specifically should be $100 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 16:15

3 foreign players on the team and none of them are white. I imagine they had Feelings. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 15:41

The Mur de Huy is fucked up, if I had to ride a bike up that I'd unalive myself in a video game

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Published: April 22, 2026 15:05

Wrote about what Bournemouth changed to get so good. Plenty of media/politics jokes to be made about how you can improve your organization by shit-canning David Brooks. Also they stopped pressing and it made their DMs and fullbacks better. …

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Published: April 22, 2026 14:25

Paul Seixas is that mf

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Published: April 22, 2026 14:12

Oh for sure. Much like Tottenham on a slightly larger and less bad scale, the upper management and squad are a bigger problem for Chelsea than the first team manager. But Rosenior completely changing his tactics, confusing his players, and shit-talking…

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Published: April 22, 2026 14:06

Bro was doing just fine and then had an absolute meltdown over some bad luck against good opponents [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 13:59

INEOS heritage [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 13:47

Finally drew some proper routes and got a phone mount for my bike instead of vibing it out, missing a turn, pulling my phone out of my bag to see where I fricked up, etc.

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Published: April 22, 2026 12:45

the AI would have signed Hayden Hackney [contains quote post or other embedded content]