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Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report.
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Published: October 7, 2024 01:48
It is OUTRAGEOUS that American insurance companies, in their greed and bias, are unwilling to help real American families with traumatic burns, suffocations, drownings, decapitations and dismemberment, and injuries resulting from hitting things that…
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Published: October 6, 2024 01:57
Wife’s away conquering Angel’s Landing and kid3 is at homecoming so I made grilled ribeye, corn on the cob on the grill, and mashed potatoes for son and myself. IT WAS MANLY.
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Published: October 6, 2024 01:55
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Published: October 5, 2024 20:34
The sun uses PARALYZE
It is very effective
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Published: October 4, 2024 19:16
This seems like a lot but I just want to make it clear, for those of you who may ever be clients, that you can ABSOLUTELY dare a judge to put you in jail for longer and most of them will totally do it.
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Published: October 4, 2024 19:14
I mean it was inevitable that the modern Right would eventually turn against the Good War, all of its narratives are against all of their narratives
I keep expecting Trump to say “can you imagine any of these Gen Z kids defending Omaha Beach”
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Published: October 4, 2024 19:11
BREAKING: Awkward, amoral rich weirdo popular amongst other awkward, amoral rich weirdos
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Published: October 4, 2024 19:09
Wow you make a professional athlete into a senatorial candidate and it turns out they’ve said some weird shit, who could have predicted that
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Published: October 4, 2024 15:35
Regulating stables is controversial
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Published: October 4, 2024 15:31
Regulating stables is controversial
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Published: October 4, 2024 14:42
Come on if you have a courthouse you MUST have a coffee shop within a block, wtf are people thinking here
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Published: October 3, 2024 15:03
If the internet doesn’t identify these douchebros and rearrange their lives I’m going to be bitterly disappointed. https://sfist.com/2024/10/02/woman-in-driverless-waymo-harassed-by-bros-wanting-her-phone-number/
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Published: October 3, 2024 14:55
The right really has some perverted freaks.
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Published: October 3, 2024 03:41
Mars 3 years ago today, when kid2 FaceTimed us at 11 pm saying “don’t kill me” and then said she’d rescued a cat) vs. Mars today
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Published: October 3, 2024 00:05
https://thehardtimes.net/culture/polls-show-j-d-vance-performing-favorably-among-men-who-think-the-bartender-is-flirting-with-them/
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Published: October 2, 2024 23:45
Two jury selection stories:
1. One prospective juror had a gaming shirt yesterday and today was carrying what I believe was the main volume of a Battletech rpg. MY PEOPLE.
2. One cool one: lady was serving for the first time because she just got…
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Published: October 2, 2024 19:49
Me: Scalp’s too stubbly, going to freshen up my shave for voir dire. Carefully tho!
Razor: I have just the look for you: “mental patient who escaped through barbed wire fence”
Me: shit shit shit what If I put some of this hotel lotion on it
Lotion: …
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Published: October 2, 2024 19:44
Me: in trial
Special counsel: 165-page filing
Me:
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Published: October 2, 2024 18:36
Update to a story. Fired for making vegan porn — which, despite what you expect, he did not constantly talk about. This will likely result in a First Amendment case.
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Published: October 2, 2024 17:35
GOP: Please vote for our Suppressing The Transgender Menace and Fighting The Godless Gay Agenda And Also “Protect The Children lol” Bill
Democrats: oh protecting children is nice
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Published: October 2, 2024 02:51
Day one of trial and I was lounging around the hotel room in an undershirt when it hit me: I am not one of the people who can pull off lounging around a room in an undershirt, I do not look like Nick Cage in moonstruck, I look like Moo Deng got…
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Published: October 2, 2024 00:23
Reporter: Here is a story about a salacious lawsuit
Me: I am an attorney and would like to review the complaint to gain context about the nature of the case, the relief sought, and the evidence supplied
Reporter: I have a journalism degree from Brown and…
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Published: October 2, 2024 00:15
Every time a journalist or media outlet publishes a story like this without linking to the complaint, I track down a small happy child and crush their hopes and dreams and belief in any good in the world, thus creating more competition for the journalist
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Published: October 1, 2024 23:55
Me: [caught balls deep in a Pilates instructor] Dear, I am the victim of poor decisions
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Published: October 1, 2024 23:53
In the interest of a mature and robust civic culture and debates over matters of public interest, fuck this guy and fuck you if you vote for him.
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Published: October 1, 2024 16:42
Elon Musk: “The letter ‘d’ is an inherently abusive letter prominent in hateful words like ‘divorce’ ‘daughter’ ‘dork’ and ‘deposition.’ It will no longer be permitted on the X main timeline. Sole exception is d as used in inspirational phrase ‘white…
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Published: October 1, 2024 04:53
More FedSoc lunacy
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Published: September 30, 2024 23:05
As VDARE shuts down, I remember the time that they sent me an unsolicited communication, I responded inviting them to die slowly of cancer, and they wrote a whole post about how terrible, terrible that was.
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Published: September 30, 2024 22:30
“Some of the more vigorous criticisms of President Trump’s foreigner internment camps do not demonstrate a respect for free speech culture and the value of healthy debate,” March 2025 in Reason.
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Published: September 30, 2024 20:49
https://www.serioustrouble.show/p/to-be-on-safe-side-please-delete
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Published: September 30, 2024 16:53
The problem with “free speech culture,” as opposed to free speech law, is that it is fuzzy and malleable and can be manipulated like this to say “Richard Spencer talking was essential to healthy and productive debate but kids protesting Gaza is disruptive,…
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Published: September 30, 2024 16:39
Much conservative, so free market
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Published: September 30, 2024 15:50
The U.S. Trustee is confident in returning optimal value to the bankruptcy estate’s creditors inasmuch as the American market for ignorance, bigotry, and hate, even in fragmentary form, is historically strong.
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Published: September 30, 2024 15:46
For a long time we’ve existed in this world where citizens commonly say “we just should just kill THEM all” and politicians are more decorous. Trump by contrast just says what your drunk uncle says.
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Published: September 29, 2024 21:48
Rare Sunday recording of Serious Trouble with lots of Eric Adams news and Ken ranting about Iranians taking American jobs like undermining faith in elections.