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Writer, cartoonist, editor. Very sweary. Half politics, half dog pics. She/her. šŸ–¼ļø kbspangler.com šŸØ agirlandherfed.com šŸ² sidequested.com šŸŽ‰ patreon.com/KBSpangler āœØ Rep by Bailey Tamayo ā€¢ btamayo@sjga.com āœØ

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Posts: 48

Followers: 1

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Published: September 7, 2024 19:59

It's #InternationalVultureAwarenessDay! Would you like to be more aware of Peony, our talking vulture? She was supposed to be modeled after an Egyptian vulture but @alepresser.com went nah and turned the sliders up to 50% dodo. She loves gossip and moreā€¦

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Published: September 7, 2024 13:12

Hivemind! Does anyone make their own dog food? Weā€™re tired of fighting with the dog whoā€™s smart enough to know there are foods other than kibble and if he holds out for a full day then weā€™ll give them to him. Yes, weā€™ve tried food toppings and mix-ins.

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Published: September 5, 2024 17:19

Once again, dismantling exploitative systems and carefully replacing them is preferred to smashing these systems outright. People live within and depend upon these systems, and if you just go full kaiju then youā€™re hurting the same people you want to help.

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Published: September 5, 2024 14:08

Reminder that during a campaign stop in Iowa in January, someone asked Trump about a local school shooting. His response: ā€œItā€™s just horrible ā€“ so surprising to see it here. But we have to get over it. We have to move forward.ā€ā€¦

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Published: September 5, 2024 13:50

Kinda early in the quest to lose a load-bearing character, I hope this doesn't come back and have serious consequenhahahahaaaa nope we're doomed. At SIDE QUESTED, there's a splat! sidequested.com At AGAHF, there's a breakthrough! www.agirlandherfed.com ā€¦

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Published: September 4, 2024 18:20

If you peer through this little window to the other side of the world right now, an entire herd of deer (?) are staring at the camera in the black of night, their eyes reflecting, totally not creepypasta. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8

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Published: September 4, 2024 17:48

Garland giving a gangbusters speech on election interference and what needs to be done between now and the next election and I'm like okay, I guess announcing all of this today would be better than tomorrow but what was wrong with, oh, say, 2021?

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Published: September 4, 2024 15:52

Iā€™ve picked up a lot of new followers for some reason? Just please be aware Americaā€™s Politics Olympics is headed into the last stretch and Iā€™m about to be completely insufferable. Debates next week, polls are somehow worse than usual, and That Fuckingā€¦

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Published: September 3, 2024 23:05

Love to passively scroll social media and then have my hindbrain sit up and say "psssst hey go read this whole story right now the sketchy dude running for governor was watching porn in your city." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 3, 2024 16:21

100% accurate as the mechanic is trying to upsell me on new rotors and Iā€™m like ā€œNo, that thing is fine, please fix the other thing.ā€ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 3, 2024 15:02

The guy working on my carā€™s brakes is a little old gentleman who has Seen It All, but heā€™s also fighting with someone on his phone and in a shouty conversation with his boss at the same time, soā€¦bye yā€™all, I guess.

https://bsky.app/profile/kbspangler.com/post/3l3ayi5qg3s2u

Published: September 3, 2024 14:09

Me: Since Bluesky is now Brazilian and youā€™re Brazilian maybe you could translate SIDE QUESTED to Portuguese? @alepresser.com: If you give me any more work I will kill you so dead they wonā€™t even find your DNA.

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Published: September 3, 2024 01:22

Watching clips of the Biden/Harris campaign speech today and Biden is DONE, talking about the Irish organization who murdered dissenters (union busters?) and how nobody in his family was part of it...who'd admit to it. All of his fucks have been redeemedā€¦

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Published: September 2, 2024 14:05

Good morning! Please enjoy some #webcomics about women who just want all of the stupid problems to stop so they can go to bed. At SIDE QUESTED, Boopsie is done. sidequested.com At AGAHF, Hope is also done. www.agirlandherfed.com

https://bsky.app/profile/kbspangler.com/post/3l36gi656342k

Published: September 2, 2024 13:42

"Inktober" used to be this fun community event where people would draw based on daily prompts...until the guy who invented it made some loud and bad decisions. People filed his name off and did their own prompts. No reason "NaNoWriMo" can't be takenā€¦

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Published: September 1, 2024 15:36

This is a great series, each novella short and hard-hitting and building to the next, with a cast of queer characters and indomitable older ladies. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 1, 2024 01:16

I've been learning Portuguese because of my @alepresser.com and in hindsight I feel like this might have been a very sensible move on Past-Me's part. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 31, 2024 19:44

Happy last day of August! Here's a free low-res version of the wallpaper that just went out to my $2.50+ supporters. The high-res version, plus bonus process shots, are available on my Patreon. www.patreon.com/KBSpangler

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Published: August 31, 2024 14:54

Also, do the flappy-flappy! (Move the arm with the injection site as often as you can! Up and down, move it around, at least once every 30 minutes! Pretend you're a bird! Set speed records! An excuse to "accidentally" slap that one coworker! It's aā€¦

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Published: August 30, 2024 21:41

These children are about to hit adolescence but the girl has already figured out how to metaphorically curbstomp a bitch, and it's only metaphorical as this takes place in a fantasy setting in which city streets don't have curbs. She's very goal-oriented! ā€¦

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Published: August 30, 2024 18:21

Me: FiveThirtyEight and other pollster sites mean little to nothing. They are assurance for a wild era, a security blanket for marketing vibes and not facts. We know better than to rely on them. Also me: Gotta know who's gonna win, where are my polishedā€¦

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Published: August 30, 2024 01:22

The best part of watching Harris give a calm, clear, perfectly coherent interview which she has prepared for in savage detail is knowing that Screamy Orange Grandpa is also watching and losing his danged mind.