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Writer, cartoonist, editor. Very sweary. Half politics, half dog pics. She/her.
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e-mail the birb.
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Published: September 8, 2024 01:46
In DisasterHouse news, the bathroom door has been locking us inside, so Brown took that ancient thing apart down to its smallest piecesā¦which are broken.
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Published: September 7, 2024 23:37
Remember that vampire manatee cover from a few weeks ago? I picked up the first book in the series and it's an utter delight.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0CD71PYQP
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Published: September 7, 2024 19:59
It's #InternationalVultureAwarenessDay! Would you like to be more aware of Peony, our talking vulture? She was supposed to be modeled after an Egyptian vulture but @alepresser.com went nah and turned the sliders up to 50% dodo.
She loves gossip and moreā¦
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Published: September 7, 2024 13:12
Hivemind! Does anyone make their own dog food? Weāre tired of fighting with the dog whoās smart enough to know there are foods other than kibble and if he holds out for a full day then weāll give them to him.
Yes, weāve tried food toppings and mix-ins.
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Published: September 6, 2024 14:58
Texting my husband all the hot goss about the watering hole today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8
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Published: September 6, 2024 04:10
Once again I have been conned by two dogs wanting to go outside and sing the songs of their people, and not the emergency barf they SWORE was about to happen.
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Published: September 6, 2024 01:37
The art in this book is gorgeous and has so much life to it!!!
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Published: September 5, 2024 17:19
Once again, dismantling exploitative systems and carefully replacing them is preferred to smashing these systems outright. People live within and depend upon these systems, and if you just go full kaiju then youāre hurting the same people you want to help.
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Published: September 5, 2024 14:08
Reminder that during a campaign stop in Iowa in January, someone asked Trump about a local school shooting. His response:
āItās just horrible ā so surprising to see it here. But we have to get over it. We have to move forward.āā¦
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Published: September 5, 2024 13:50
Kinda early in the quest to lose a load-bearing character, I hope this doesn't come back and have serious consequenhahahahaaaa nope we're doomed.
At SIDE QUESTED, there's a splat! sidequested.com
At AGAHF, there's a breakthrough! www.agirlandherfed.com
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Published: September 4, 2024 18:20
If you peer through this little window to the other side of the world right now, an entire herd of deer (?) are staring at the camera in the black of night, their eyes reflecting, totally not creepypasta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8
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Published: September 4, 2024 17:48
Garland giving a gangbusters speech on election interference and what needs to be done between now and the next election and I'm like okay, I guess announcing all of this today would be better than tomorrow but what was wrong with, oh, say, 2021?
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Published: September 4, 2024 17:03
oh no.
Please boost nothing but facts.
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Published: September 4, 2024 15:57
A black hole density of asshole, if you would.
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Published: September 4, 2024 15:52
Iāve picked up a lot of new followers for some reason? Just please be aware Americaās Politics Olympics is headed into the last stretch and Iām about to be completely insufferable.
Debates next week, polls are somehow worse than usual, and That Fuckingā¦
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Published: September 4, 2024 14:26
A new page from the Patreon bonus comic is back, featuring everyone's favorite fuzzy asshole.
Yes, I said what I said.
www.patreon.com/KBSpangler
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Published: September 4, 2024 13:33
The morning glory tower failed to thrive this year. Huge disappointment, so Iāve let the cucumbers have it.
But I did spot a wee bee butt in one this morning.
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Published: September 3, 2024 23:05
Love to passively scroll social media and then have my hindbrain sit up and say "psssst hey go read this whole story right now the sketchy dude running for governor was watching porn in your city."
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Published: September 3, 2024 16:21
100% accurate as the mechanic is trying to upsell me on new rotors and Iām like āNo, that thing is fine, please fix the other thing.ā
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Published: September 3, 2024 15:02
The guy working on my carās brakes is a little old gentleman who has Seen It All, but heās also fighting with someone on his phone and in a shouty conversation with his boss at the same time, soā¦bye yāall, I guess.
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Published: September 3, 2024 14:09
Me: Since Bluesky is now Brazilian and youāre Brazilian maybe you could translate SIDE QUESTED to Portuguese?
@alepresser.com: If you give me any more work I will kill you so dead they wonāt even find your DNA.
https://bsky.app/profile/kbspangler.com/post/3l3avufofjv2f
Published: September 3, 2024 13:22
I am bad at the blue thing.
ismy.blue
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Published: September 3, 2024 01:22
Watching clips of the Biden/Harris campaign speech today and Biden is DONE, talking about the Irish organization who murdered dissenters (union busters?) and how nobody in his family was part of it...who'd admit to it.
All of his fucks have been redeemedā¦
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Published: September 2, 2024 17:16
Love it when I see a Cybertruck and spend five seconds thinking āIs this really *that* bad or do I just hate Muskā¦ā¦.. nope itās shit.ā
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Published: September 2, 2024 14:05
Good morning! Please enjoy some #webcomics about women who just want all of the stupid problems to stop so they can go to bed.
At SIDE QUESTED, Boopsie is done. sidequested.com
At AGAHF, Hope is also done. www.agirlandherfed.com
https://bsky.app/profile/kbspangler.com/post/3l36gi656342k
Published: September 2, 2024 13:42
"Inktober" used to be this fun community event where people would draw based on daily prompts...until the guy who invented it made some loud and bad decisions. People filed his name off and did their own prompts.
No reason "NaNoWriMo" can't be takenā¦
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Published: September 2, 2024 08:17
I usually look forward to the December rush of editing clients but this yearā¦ā¦.
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Published: September 2, 2024 08:12
š¶ whatcha gonna do with all that sass, all that sass inside that ass? š¶
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Published: September 2, 2024 01:51
Did Glenn Greenwald manage to slink in here yet? Have we checked the crawlspace?
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Published: September 1, 2024 18:38
As an American with a Brazilian business partner, I can say with some authority that we are not ready for how fast and how hard they go.
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Published: September 1, 2024 15:36
This is a great series, each novella short and hard-hitting and building to the next, with a cast of queer characters and indomitable older ladies.
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Published: September 1, 2024 15:12
Email: psssst hey kid want a moon gate?
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Published: September 1, 2024 14:24
This short sent me down a rabbit hole about ongoing efforts to reintroduce the American chestnut.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vUwccdXQ4hU
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Published: September 1, 2024 14:14
āI need to put this code in your app.ā sounds about as ominous as a fish in your ear tbh
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Published: September 1, 2024 02:24
All of my comments to editing clients are both professional and invaluable.
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Published: September 1, 2024 01:16
I've been learning Portuguese because of my @alepresser.com and in hindsight I feel like this might have been a very sensible move on Past-Me's part.
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Published: August 31, 2024 19:44
Happy last day of August! Here's a free low-res version of the wallpaper that just went out to my $2.50+ supporters. The high-res version, plus bonus process shots, are available on my Patreon.
www.patreon.com/KBSpangler
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Published: August 31, 2024 16:40
The flappy-flappy works!! Get that good juice flowing through your bod!
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Published: August 31, 2024 14:54
Also, do the flappy-flappy!
(Move the arm with the injection site as often as you can! Up and down, move it around, at least once every 30 minutes! Pretend you're a bird! Set speed records! An excuse to "accidentally" slap that one coworker! It's aā¦
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Published: August 31, 2024 00:32
God help me but I love this little shit.
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Published: August 30, 2024 21:41
These children are about to hit adolescence but the girl has already figured out how to metaphorically curbstomp a bitch, and it's only metaphorical as this takes place in a fantasy setting in which city streets don't have curbs. She's very goal-oriented!
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https://bsky.app/profile/kbspangler.com/post/3l2xep2g7ll2e
Published: August 30, 2024 18:21
Me: FiveThirtyEight and other pollster sites mean little to nothing. They are assurance for a wild era, a security blanket for marketing vibes and not facts. We know better than to rely on them.
Also me: Gotta know who's gonna win, where are my polishedā¦
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Published: August 30, 2024 17:22
Labor Day Weekend email sales from gardening companies have kind of a last-gasp feel to them. Also, get thee behind me, Bargain Satan.
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Published: August 30, 2024 14:25
Reset the clock.
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Published: August 30, 2024 14:05
Comics folks! Want excellent typefaces/fonts from an indie comics lettering pro for cheap?
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Published: August 30, 2024 01:22
The best part of watching Harris give a calm, clear, perfectly coherent interview which she has prepared for in savage detail is knowing that Screamy Orange Grandpa is also watching and losing his danged mind.
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Published: August 29, 2024 22:26
Dog: *sniff*BORP*snortle*
My husband: Bold opinions from someone who doesnāt pay rent.
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Published: August 29, 2024 21:45
Rumor has it people go entire weeksāmonths, even!āwithout parts of their houses blowing up or leaking or flooding or cracking or having trees fall on them or covered in snakes or...