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I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. Non-fiction: TRAINWRECK, Melville House, 2016; DEAD BLONDES AND BAD MOTHERS, Melville House, 2019. Comics: MAW, Boom! Studios, 2021; THE NEIGHBORS, Boom! Studios, 2023.

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Published: May 23, 2025 19:40

Just got a marketing email from a mani/pedi place for dudes that contains the line "ditching the word 'salon' because that is for the women’s beauty industry, [REDACTED] proudly boasts that it is a 'shop' for men." Because men, as they say, be shopping.

https://bsky.app/profile/judedoyle.bsky.social/post/3lprgaxcnpk2s

Published: May 22, 2025 15:22

I can't even say anything. Banning abortion for poor people was the first step toward banning abortion altogether. Banning transition for poor people is the first step toward banning transition altogether. It's monstrous now, as it is, and we're all…

https://bsky.app/profile/judedoyle.bsky.social/post/3lpq47udtl22v

Published: May 22, 2025 02:50

If the left is "losing on culture" it's because the message "do whatever you want and if you have a problem it's someone else's fault" is hard to beat. But the right only aims that message at white guys and the white women who somehow love them, so it…

https://bsky.app/profile/judedoyle.bsky.social/post/3lpkbblijf22s

Published: May 19, 2025 19:05

So one time, I decided I wanted toast but needed two different flavors, thus used peanut butter on one slice and jam on the other. Later, I decided the best lunch was some almond butter with fresh raspberries. These are the two separate times I invented…

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Published: May 17, 2025 03:25

Honestly, I think people are used to dismissing all this as quaint and Old World because it's a European grandpa with an accent saying it. I wonder how it sounds when it's just, like, a guy from Chicago [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 17, 2025 01:15

I've been in my office writing several huge Things all year, and now we're reaching the point where I find out if the Things are good enough, and I am not prepared. I would like to keep working on them forever, a bit at a time, like little bonsai trees.

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Published: May 14, 2025 19:58

One of the victims died of trauma-induced alcoholism two weeks ago. Given the fact that the "praise" comes from Catholic news sites and the damning reporting from mainstream ones, and the Vatican's claim that Prevost supposedly wasn't involved in handling…