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I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. Non-fiction: TRAINWRECK, Melville House, 2016; DEAD BLONDES AND BAD MOTHERS, Melville House, 2019. Comics: MAW, Boom! Studios, 2021; THE NEIGHBORS, Boom! Studios, 2023.
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Published: May 17, 2026 23:31
Welp, I found it: The single most off-putting idea for a fragrance. Send it to JK Rowling on Christmas. Put it in an Axe bottle and give it to a Horrible Teen Boy. The possibilities are endless.
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Published: May 17, 2026 21:59
My husband has been watching "Euphoria" and recapping the events for me and every single episode sounds like someone's bad dream. Well, good news: I tried watching the episodes and it was even more Like That
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Published: May 17, 2026 16:29
Fertilizer shipments through the Strait of Hormuz are being blocked, which will likely result in widespread famine. 90% of all marine species will be extinct by 2100 if we don't curb emissions. Human life might be nearing the end of its run. I think we're…
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Published: May 16, 2026 13:55
There's a term, "malgendering," which means gendering a trans person correctly, but only if it can be used to hurt them.
Like, you're a "guy" when it makes you seem less vulnerable, you're showing "male aggression" when you stand up for yourself, you're…
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Published: May 16, 2026 13:51
The entire time I've been on this site, people (mostly just one guy, I think) will sign up with a handle that's a slur and follow a bunch of trans or queer people. I would love it if the moderators banned this as fast as they ban people talking smack about…
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Published: May 16, 2026 00:53
Cis people really need to embrace the opportunity to rename themselves, I reflect, upon learning that there is a major league baseball player whose name is pronounced "Shitler."
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Published: May 16, 2026 00:02
None of your trans friends want to be the Good Trans Friend you can point to when you want to explain why you hate all the other ones, sorry to reveal these Hidden Secrets of the Tran on main
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Published: May 16, 2026 00:01
This guy follows me. He's gross! I want him to know that people he knows and respects can see him being gross! He'll be blocked in a second; if he needs to know why, I want "being gross" to be the reason on the record! Speaking as, apparently, a Good Trans…
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Published: May 15, 2026 15:59
Me when I get more than 50 likes on a post
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Published: May 15, 2026 13:14
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Published: May 15, 2026 02:47
Now, I don't know if anyone has ever pitched to you the concept "gay 'Eternal Sunshine' directed by Wong Kar Wai which opens with Tony Leung having weirdly combative sex with his soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend" but it EXISTS and it is on HBO and it will DESTROY…
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Published: May 14, 2026 18:19
I didn't ruin the DC Pride anthology!
... Yet!!!
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Published: May 14, 2026 18:18
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Published: May 14, 2026 15:49
ICYMI: On "The Skin I Live In," and managing to project yourself onto stories that are very much not for you: https://jude-doyle.ghost.io/ge-cut-the-skin-i-live-in-pedro-almodovar-2011
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Published: May 14, 2026 13:49
When you joke about 54% of Americans reading below a 6th-grade level, please know that this 54% is poor children, children of color, children who are attending public school in districts where budgets have been slashed and slashed again, not the other kids…
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Published: May 14, 2026 00:22
It just seems obvious to me that a site moderator has to live by Substitute Teacher Rules. You will always be the one everyone is rebelling against. You need to ensure the kids don't hurt EACH OTHER, and you're allowed to enforce that, but you cannot pass…
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Published: May 14, 2026 00:11
The "special treatment" is that one of the mods is specifically treating any critical statement about him as bannable harassment, and taking action to likewise protect big cis accounts, when there are tons of reports of actionable harassment aimed at less…
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Published: May 13, 2026 22:03
Wow! I can't wait to hear more about this new trend!!
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Published: May 13, 2026 16:04
It is my dream to one day find my name on a list of "famous bog people." https://europe.factsanddetails.com/article/entry-870.html
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Published: May 13, 2026 14:14
Over at the newsletter: "The Skin I Live In," a wildly problematic movie that I still managed to see myself in, very much against the wishes of famed director Pedro Almodovar: https://jude-doyle.ghost.io/ge-cut-the-skin-i-live-in-pedro-almodovar-2011/
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Published: May 13, 2026 02:02
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Published: May 12, 2026 21:29
Yeah, I don't think people understand the baroque lengths of cruelty dogpiles will go to once someone has been deemed a socially acceptable target. Individually, it's just one person venting their rage, but when it's dozens or hundreds of people, it takes…
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Published: May 12, 2026 16:40
You do not know of my crimes, for they are too perfect, and also in Canada
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Published: May 12, 2026 12:22
With all necessary disclaimers about Billy Corgan being a dick: One Millennial Song, for me, would be "1979," a song about borrowed Gen X nostalgia for an impossibly long-ago past that was only 16 years previous to the song's release. Fun fact: If you…
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Published: May 11, 2026 18:05
THE DRAMA centers around a game where couples tell each other the worst thing they've ever done on the eve of their wedding, which runs directly counter to my strategy of telling my partner on the fourth or fifth date by making them give feedback on a…
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Published: May 11, 2026 17:23
Come see me talk about CLAYFACE! Truly endless iterations of the words "goop" and "goo."
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Published: May 11, 2026 13:01
We do the "songs that define the 2000s" thing every few years. The answers are always:
"Hey Ya"
"Maps"
"Mr. Brightside" and
"Such Great Heights"
in roughly that order.
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Published: May 11, 2026 00:02
I feel like, to truly capture the most annoying millennial spirit, it should be one of those songs that were everywhere for about five seconds and then started feeling like false memories. "Young Folks," "Over and Over" by Hot Chip, anything off the Black…
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Published: May 10, 2026 19:37
Remember how, in the late '90s and 2000s, every sex panic story was about Your Teen and involved an adult making up something like "rainbow parties???" We're re-inventing that cycle, but it's just grown adult men discovering kink
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Published: May 10, 2026 18:17
I've realized I need an author photo that isn't from five years and an entire transition ago. Thoughts?
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Published: May 10, 2026 14:12
This is how Antonin Artaud ended a letter telling a guy he hated him and wouldn't work with him any more. I honestly don't think I have ever read a more sinister sign-off????
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Published: May 10, 2026 13:31
Happy My Family Finally Stopped Trying To Give Me Cards on Mother's Day