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Published: January 13, 2025 02:25

This feels like it needs one of those "FOUR HOURS LATER" title cards

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Published: January 12, 2025 19:58

Donut's first day has been 85% quietly napping on the adults' laps, 15% eating, and, somehow, 100% This

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Published: January 12, 2025 16:52

DONUT! An Adventure in Dog

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Published: January 11, 2025 21:57

My kid got a bunch of old Nancy Drew paperbacks, and I'm really appreciating the formal convention of having the large, powerful Nancy centered next to a tiny, irrelevant man.

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Published: January 11, 2025 21:03

I saw a Tesla with the license plate "SEDATER" in the Trader Joe's parking lot. Never have I seen more ominous vibes in real life

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Published: January 11, 2025 21:02

Writing a thinkpiece to examine the cultural phenomenon of "getting bored" [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 11, 2025 20:00

"Girls & Boys" by Blur became a gay song the day my college boyfriend put it on a mix tape because "it reminds me of you." After that point, it reached escape velocity and was hurled out of heterosexuality, into the infinite expanse beyond

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Published: January 11, 2025 03:28

UPDATE: They are now allowing me to Meet the Dogs [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 10, 2025 20:14

Having fun* trying to figure out which one of these will be the bigger wreck * Eking out a moment of bitter sarcasm in these, the end of days [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 10, 2025 18:50

Very depressing to learn that recognition of queer people's existence can be undone by like 2 fashy VCs holding up a wad of cash and making everyone jump for it like dogs going for a Beggin' Strip [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 9, 2025 23:27

Filling out an adoption application for a dog feels like standing before the throne of God in Heaven, only slightly more stressful, because God is trying to decide if you'd kill a puppy

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Published: January 9, 2025 19:52

I think "I Saw the TV Glow" is being snubbed because (a) Jane Schoenbrun is trans, but also (b) because she's a genuinely innovative filmmaker, whose structural choices all convey the feeling of dissociation the movie is about. "World's Fair" was the same…

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Published: January 9, 2025 18:37

It has been brought to my attention that Noah Wyle is still acting, and has somehow reverse-Substanced himself into Matthew McConaughey. If you see either one of them on the street, throw some weed or a pair of bongos to see how he reacts. This will help…

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Published: January 9, 2025 14:53

Okay, fine. I will be the Joe Rogan of the left. I inject testosterone, I'm old, and I don't know what I'm doing. Poor auditory processing means I only absorb like 25% of any given conversation. I was born for this [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: January 9, 2025 14:25

As some of you may know, I pick a topic to learn about every month, and arrange a slate of books around it. I'd really like to do a month on dissident and exiled writers, but I'm turning up, like, Mandelstam, Joseph Brodsky, and Ovid, and that's it. Any…

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Published: January 9, 2025 02:13

I was stressed about a deadline, so Child pressed her hand into my chest and said "you just need to be regular, smart Jude. You don't need to be perfect Jude," and I sort of resent being healed by someone who, twenty minutes later, was wearing her t-shirt…

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Published: January 9, 2025 01:44

I still think the only real answer you have to give to a cis person who thinks gender is All A Social Construct is "great, go on hormones for six months and get back to me."

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Published: January 8, 2025 23:23

Surely we will be able to evaporate the last 50 years of conflicts around gender definitions, if only we commit to Posting Through It. (This piece is good!) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 8, 2025 22:09

Lately, I try to say or type the words "I would like to de-escalate this conflict with you," because ghosting feels disrespectful and makes things worse, but, if this does not work, I have full access to my former powers (ghosting)

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Published: January 8, 2025 21:54

I get the message that Democrats need to offer "a vision of the future" to compete with the right, but I also think far-right regimes are inherently more dramatic than normal ones, for the same reason that cleaning your car out is a far less dramatic…

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Published: January 8, 2025 21:47

I see you've met my father [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 8, 2025 19:02

This seems bad in a way that neither sex-positive feminism nor radical feminism could ever have predicted [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 8, 2025 14:23

Everything Else Is Closed [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 7, 2025 16:26

Every day, we stray further from Myspace Tom's light [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 7, 2025 01:10

I got as far as "Men! to Woman! Woman! to Men!" and then, at precisely 0:14, I started laughing so hard I expelled my entire soul through my nose [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 6, 2025 19:52

Luv 2 relax in the sunken in-floor jacuzz' next to my fireman's pole, fancy chandelier and microwave. Only 3 dogs and/or small children have fallen in there overnight and died, which is an unqualified success, considering [contains quote post or other…

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Published: January 6, 2025 15:12

PITCH: A gender-affirming clinic for trans men where they just sit you down and tell you which celebrities are 5'6

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Published: January 6, 2025 14:54

Gender critical beliefs are "beliefs" in the same way that outlawing abortion constitutes a "belief" about abortion [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 6, 2025 05:17

Boomer classic "The Big Chill (1983)" famously, has a scene where the characters recapture the lost dreams of the 1960s by dancing to "Gimme Some Lovin," released 17 years prior in 1966. If you made this in 2025, they would be dancing to Flo Rida's "Low"…

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Published: January 6, 2025 02:09

I really respect that Jeremy Strong is the subject of multiple magazine profiles labeling him a Ridiculous Man, and he just goes ahead and styles the seafoam velour bucket hat God so clearly intended for him. [contains quote post or other embedded…