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Published: December 5, 2025 22:40

My kid is watching Storybots raps about dinosaurs, which is why I am blessed to tell you that the velociraptors -- who famously hunt in packs, as per respected archaeologist Sam Neill -- are a trio who rap in the style of the Beastie Boys

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Published: December 5, 2025 21:36

Whoa

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Published: December 5, 2025 16:00

I have honestly not identified with a character so much in a while and I do not understand what's wrong with me

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Published: December 4, 2025 19:02

I Googled "is Jude Doyle" married in response to this and uhhhhhh [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 4, 2025 18:24

Who do we think the first Friend to get redpilled was? Ross is the obvious choice but I'm thinking Chandler. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 4, 2025 16:02

The main takeaways here are (a) I only got Apple Music in October and (b) I still managed to listen to the line "I've got hope, but my hope isn't helping you" approximately 24000 times.

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Published: December 4, 2025 15:42

Everyone remembers "one is not born, but rather becomes a woman," but the actual opening of "The Second Sex" -- published in 1949, turned out to be the first book of feminism's second wave -- makes me laugh every time.

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Published: December 4, 2025 15:34

ALSO: Finally, a movie about God's strongest soldier, the Girldad: https://jude-doyle.ghost.io/as-a-father-of-daughters-trap-m-night-shyamalan-2024/

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Published: December 4, 2025 15:31

The end (of BE NOT AFRAID) is near, and the end (of your pre-order period) is nearer than expected -- it's now this Monday, December 8th. Check out some gorgeous art here to get an early taste. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 4, 2025 15:30

ICYMI: The gender gap isn't between "normal" men and the freaks of Gen Z, nor even between men and women -- it's about people who want a return to "normal" gender and those who don't:…

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Published: December 4, 2025 03:40

It is my solemn duty to inform you that 1993's "Body of Evidence," in which Madonna tortures Willem Defoe's dick and balls on a houseboat, is now on the Criterion Channel. I stand by all of this except maybe the "Altered States" diss:…

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Published: December 3, 2025 23:49

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Published: December 3, 2025 22:28

It's true! She does! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 3, 2025 20:45

MRAs believe in women's "genetic inferiority," TERFs believe in women's "sex-based rights," and both of them, not so secretly, believe the exact same thing. Here's me on what's Wrong With Gender:…

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Published: December 3, 2025 20:39

It really is kind of tiresome that the only time the phrase "trans men" appears in a headline is when people want to dunk on TERFs for being transmisogynistic:…

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Published: December 3, 2025 18:10

When I have no use for people, I largely try to avoid them, mute their names, not read anything they've written, not diss them in ways that might lead to my having to fight them (and therefore deal with them) in the near future. I truly believe this to be…

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Published: December 3, 2025 15:20

At the newsletter: TRAP, a movie in which society's most oppressed demographic -- the humble Girldad -- is finally given the representation he deserves: https://jude-doyle.ghost.io/as-a-father-of-daughters-trap-m-night-shyamalan-2024/

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Published: December 3, 2025 00:44

Gen X found out they were getting the blame for Elon Musk, Ted Cruz, and John Fetterman and and their best counter-offer was the one-two counterpunch of Ani DiFranco and Luiz Guzman [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 2, 2025 21:25

I feel like The Kids will not understand the era when you owned, at most, a dozen DVDs and therefore watched the same thing over and over. Mine were "Rushmore," "Eternal Sunshine," "The Talented Mr. Ripley" and the Sofia Coppola "Marie Antoinette." And…

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Published: December 2, 2025 17:13

This is the best thing she's ever done aside from that one song about how her vagina is a beautiful dream house [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 2, 2025 15:16

Feministing all the way back to 1850 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 2, 2025 03:23

Ernest Hemingway responded to their trans daughter Gloria being arrested for cross-dressing by calling up Gloria's mom, who had a stress-related heart condition, and literally screaming at her until she died. Then telling Gloria it was her fault for being…

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Published: December 2, 2025 02:47

AMANITEETHERS: For when your child has bad vibes, or is simply unpleasant to be around [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 1, 2025 17:40

"Please cite psychology texts rather than your own vague recollections of the Bible" is not an unreasonable demand to make of a student essay. Even if you set aside the obvious bad faith and intent to provoke the instructor, she didn't do her homework. …

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Published: December 1, 2025 17:23

Sometimes I wonder how Pete Davidson could possibly be so hard up for money that he needs to appear in every third or fourth commercial on television, and then I remember that he bought the Staten Island Ferry…

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Published: December 1, 2025 15:37

Knowing that the instructor was trans is directly relevant here, in that it turns this whole deal from a random terrible essay into a knowing ploy to bait the instructor by not doing the minimum required work, then claim that the professor hated her for…

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Published: November 30, 2025 16:36

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Published: November 29, 2025 22:25

He won a Grammy. He played Madison Square Garden. He dated Dasha from Red Scare. Okay, so one of those things probably counts as a punishment. Nonetheless! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 29, 2025 22:23

To all comedians looking for a "second act" post-MeToo, may I suggest to you that there is nothing more entertaining than the sight of a man being fired from a cannon into the deep blue sea

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Published: November 29, 2025 20:03

On the one hand, this is the thing Tom Stoppard would absolutely least like to be remembered for. On the other hand, he spent his last years complaining about "cancel culture" and trans people, so I'll take it. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: November 28, 2025 20:33

When I worked at the vibrator store the biggest sales traffic came, not on Black Friday, not on Valentine's Day, not before Christmas, but the day of the Superbowl. Think about it, fellas

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Published: November 28, 2025 20:30

This Black Friday, we're calling on YOU to reject consumerism... by buying DILF! Yes, DILF, the book recommended by literally dozens of readers, is the only thing you need buy now or at any other time. Live a life of simple abundance. Live DILF:…

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Published: November 28, 2025 17:18

I CAN'T LOOK AWAY [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 28, 2025 17:06

This is so kind! Thank you. [contains quote post or other embedded content]