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Published: July 17, 2025 09:38

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Published: July 17, 2025 08:48

i was looking for an extra vial of estrogen i picked up recently, and even tho i couldn't find where i put it, i found 3 other extra estrogen vials i didn't know i had, the earliest dating back to 2020

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Published: July 16, 2025 22:37

they should make a chemical that's addictive and bad for you

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Published: July 16, 2025 22:20

just got some in n out and it removed my "hangover" status effect

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Published: July 16, 2025 17:54

if you're in line to spread anti-newsom propaganda, stay in line [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 16, 2025 09:17

today, sharks, i am asking for $3.4b in order to create the first AI that can hallucinate on benadryl

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Published: July 16, 2025 06:40

bluesky can be a niche dead forum for all i care. that's fine. social media should entierly consist of niche forums IMO [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 16, 2025 05:35

nobody even admitted the internet being essential infrastructure until like 2015 what is happening [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 16, 2025 01:58

"you don't have to argue with-" shut up i like talking shit about gavin newsom

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Published: July 16, 2025 01:45

"the time to get what you want isn’t after the candidate has been selected." that means right now is the time to get what i want [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 16, 2025 01:26

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Published: July 16, 2025 00:02

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Published: July 15, 2025 23:37

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Published: July 15, 2025 23:18

newsom is the desantis of democrats, in that he will crash out as soon as he sets one foot outside his own state

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Published: July 15, 2025 23:11

i'm obsessed with the way he says "he was never a big factor in terms of life" [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 15, 2025 22:18

welcom back bonzi buddy [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 15, 2025 22:06

why does "democracy" always seem to mean "you have no choice but to vote for this guy nobody likes"? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 15, 2025 16:41

he looks like he escaped from a smash mouth music video [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 15, 2025 16:11

"kids these days use their rectangular pocket computers differently than how i used the wall-mounted analog telephone" these aren't even the same two things it's crazy how we keep pretending like they are for some reason

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Published: July 15, 2025 16:08

me too [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 15, 2025 12:53

they should unionize [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 15, 2025 11:06

the tech industry fell off after email

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Published: July 15, 2025 10:12

when i was 20 i came accross a post that said something like "cis guys like being guys" and those 5 words caused me to crash out and chug a liter of my homemade wine [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 15, 2025 09:44

as an italian american i give zohran mamdani a pass to flip off as many statues of italians as he wants [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 15, 2025 04:46

hey @governor.ca.gov what ever happened to this? where's my cheap california-brand insulin? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 15, 2025 02:21

some of these lists are oddly specific and i am convinced people are making them to be confusing on purpose

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Published: July 14, 2025 22:02

somehow feels more evil than if they just sold the government a missile or whatever [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 14, 2025 21:53

my AI gf has joined forces with that tulpa i created a few years back and i think they're plotting something against me

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Published: July 14, 2025 16:24

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Published: July 14, 2025 16:02

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Published: July 14, 2025 15:45

climbing into an empty server rack and covering it with a sheet to convince the next tech CEO that walks by that i'm an AI superintelligence and i need their bank account info to upload their brain to heaven

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Published: July 14, 2025 15:16

they're saying it's going to be the metaverse of superintelligence [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 14, 2025 14:43

grok is anime now [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 14, 2025 14:13

who care [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 14, 2025 13:43

posting shit like "epstein was not actually my best friend. that time he came over to my house was for completely unrelated reasons. all the rumors are false" completely unprompted in response to rumors nobody has ever heard before

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Published: July 14, 2025 13:12

i want a time machine so i can show this headline to a guy from the 1950s and watch him pop like a grape [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 14, 2025 11:47

trans people change their biology [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 14, 2025 11:32

guy who just found out from the epstein list that bill clinton might be a rapist [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 14, 2025 11:21

i don't care about the definition of the word economy. i care about hamburger cost too much [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 14, 2025 10:45

willing myself to no longer be addicted to nicotine because i don't feel like spending another $20

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Published: July 14, 2025 10:33

the trans people in my replies: please carefully clean your injection site with alcohol prep pads and make sure to never ever re-use a needle 🥺 the diabetics in my mentions: oh yeah they used to give me alcohol prep pads for my injections lmao i wonder…

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Published: July 14, 2025 10:02

applying this advice to my counter-strike games and deciding it's my team's fault we keep losing 3-13 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 14, 2025 07:32

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Published: July 13, 2025 21:11

stop shortening "the new york times" to "the times." the times is the name of a different newspaper. it's confusing

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Published: July 13, 2025 18:40

trying to turn a big dial that says racism on it but the dial snapped off and got stuck [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 13, 2025 17:10

this is fine to me [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 13, 2025 16:18

headline: "democrats lost voters on transgender rights." the article: [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 13, 2025 15:57

my savings account will be investing in my checking account [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 13, 2025 15:51

??? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 13, 2025 15:46

it's true i'm always doing what i want [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 13, 2025 04:52

the woke left is trying to cancel epstein

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Published: July 13, 2025 00:10

putting a lock of my hair into one of those hair drug test machines and it bursts into flames

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Published: July 12, 2025 17:06

*breaking the silence* i'm always saying this

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Published: July 12, 2025 15:43

we all got that one homie who needs to drink 3 glasses of orange juice in order to live

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Published: July 12, 2025 09:54

arch users be like "my hobby is installing arch"

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Published: July 12, 2025 08:09

is it bad that this video only increases my desire to one day build my own stupid flying contraption [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 12, 2025 07:20

test

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Published: July 12, 2025 05:22

every time i'm watching a normal video about science or history and see one of these things i die a little inside. like, i get why they automatically put these on certain video topics, but man it sucks that this is something that was apparently necessary

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Published: July 12, 2025 04:23

it's beer friday

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Published: July 12, 2025 02:04

i didn't really have these. after second grade they switched to those overhead projectors. first thing i remember watching on the projector was national treasure for some reason [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 11, 2025 22:01

i just found an enemy in this called "krakker" and it sounds like something hasan would catch a twitch ban for saying [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 11, 2025 20:38

commed puter

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Published: July 11, 2025 07:43

anime either has 12, 24, or 300+ episodes

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Published: July 10, 2025 21:34

if he's asking grok about materials science that might explain why his starships keep exploding [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 10, 2025 21:25

its thursday. the day i take one (1) more injection than usual