https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3lz6cboy4j22y
Published: September 19, 2025 07:02
Cats don’t fart as often or as loud, but Anyway. Wasn’t me
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https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3lz67q2wr2s2y
Published: September 19, 2025 06:17
It’s going great over there
https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3lz3divok3k2d
Published: September 18, 2025 02:46
This is what he said [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3lyyddekrzk2m
Published: September 16, 2025 22:05
We can share, your butt isn’t that long. I can be lumbar support
https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3lyiy4u5ass26
Published: September 10, 2025 19:35
As always, be careful what you say on the internet. We don’t need to go to the gulag today
https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3lyiwmpmugs26
Published: September 10, 2025 19:08
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3lxlz2ikibk2h
Published: August 30, 2025 07:04
I don’t know when It Will Happen, but I do know it’s going to be extremely funny
https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3lwig7vkh6s26
Published: August 16, 2025 03:24
These are actually the baby stairs
https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3lwezgstax22n
Published: August 14, 2025 18:57
She sounds how we all feel [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3lwdfzqh52c23
Published: August 14, 2025 03:37
Ok cats, humans are getting sleepy. Time to be a little freak
https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3lwcrnbslkk2s
Published: August 13, 2025 21:32
yet we can’t fund public schools [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3lvaoespyms2v
Published: July 31, 2025 08:04
Cats: Do I just need attention, or do I have a rapidly fatal condition? Lol better spend $400+ and find out lmao
https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3lv77p6gghs2f
Published: July 30, 2025 18:08
So… Wonderful didn’t even pay their fake anti-union protesters the full amount they promised? Lmao this is depraved, but also clown town [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3luj4cryqnc2g
Published: July 21, 2025 23:09
Why are they they fighting Zohran harder than they’re fighting Trump [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/jortsthecat.bsky.social/post/3ludl5g2o3k2k
Published: July 19, 2025 18:18
It’s me and Jean [contains quote post or other embedded content]