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https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3ky2q2orodd25
Published: July 24, 2024 22:07
to everyone who's mad at me over my "Credit Card Numbers Of Bluesky" account:
it's.
a.
bot.
i don't write the posts myself.
it scrapes data leaks automatically.
if it posted your credit card info and you want it taken down, let me know.
but there'sā¦
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3ky26wejhuc2f
Published: July 24, 2024 17:00
consulting with my advisors on my new economic plan. public schoolteachers will receive a federally mandated minimum salary of $200k, as will line cooks. if they work at a restaurant with chile relleno on the menu it bumps to $350k. movers get $500k.ā¦
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3kxxvtw3ydp2y
Published: July 23, 2024 19:13
at times this place is like any other platform, in that it can get a little toxic. i finally reached a point where i realized that i can either can keep doomscrolling or actually do something about it
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3kxwgvfwdv423
Published: July 23, 2024 05:12
i get why trump posts on truth social so much. it'd be awesome to be on a platform where you have a lot of followers who pretty much agree with you on everything already so you can just post stupid shit all the time. wait
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3kxvdl6hfhj2q
Published: July 22, 2024 18:40
the republicans are attacking kamala harris for hitting the series-losing popout in the 1996 world series, bringing up her career .246 batting average, and claiming she had nothing to do with the success of homestar runner. really feels like they wereā¦
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3kxq5z6ozbm2b
Published: July 20, 2024 17:17
everyone stole my idea for politics. i invented politics in 1993
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3kxlsxqhlyb27
Published: July 18, 2024 23:49
just had a great beet salad. you know what they say about beets: nothing āis better thanā āem
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3kxkx44srst2f
Published: July 18, 2024 15:31
looks like the person who accused me of screencapping and attaching the "deleted" notification in order to fake like i'm having an argument with someone has already deleted their post
https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3kxj66rlw3c2w
Published: July 17, 2024 22:32
you can see the monkey's paw begin to curl as we cross the rubicon through the overton window and into the mask off moment
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https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social/post/3kx5cxtepdf2i
Published: July 13, 2024 05:26
i donāt know jamelle bouie but itās clear that heās been here engaging with people because heās about the same things most of us are. if youāve tried to run him off for having bosses as bad as yours you've done nothing with time you could've spent doingā¦