RSS Parrot

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Published: October 6, 2024 16:20

typically a baby will start driving when they're between four and six weeks old. our pediatrician recommended a densely-populated neighborhood so he has plenty of cars to choose from, but few garages because infants often have trouble with garaging. still…

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Published: October 5, 2024 01:15

got a son

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Published: September 29, 2024 16:30

this is my #1 "spotify is down but youtube works" go-to https://youtu.be/_0kX6t9UTm0?si=EDALkvYQBwKSoZd0

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Published: September 28, 2024 16:48

don't make me tap the sign [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 27, 2024 23:30

if you’re a baseball fan, i encourage you to check out mlb

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Published: September 27, 2024 20:36

today i saw some guy at the park who was just sitting on a bench and reading a book. what an asshole

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Published: September 25, 2024 21:14

today i happened upon some young people who were busying themselves with what they called "tablets." i asked why they weren't using a pen or pencil. "no need, sir," they told me. "these are electronic 'touchscreen' tablets, which we use to navigate the…

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Published: September 23, 2024 16:06

the only reason i'm not starting at wide receiver for the kansas city chiefs this year is that that team is an echo chamber. i was WR1 in camp before i was dogpiled and cast aside. everyone's so self-righteous there. i must've heard "you really need to…

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Published: September 21, 2024 02:32

REFORM! PART 3 streams live, free-to-watch for the first time, right here at 9 p.m. eastern tomorrow. this is the one where the wheels fall off the wagon and the wagon explodes and so do the wheels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwbIiS6QSyw

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Published: September 18, 2024 19:33

i had kind of a light lunch today and i was still a little hungry, so i just grabbed a granola bar to snack on. i figured that'll most likely hold me over until dinner

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Published: September 18, 2024 02:47

i know that at the end of the day it's my fault, but nothing pisses me off more than ordering a new see 'n say, waiting days for it to arrive, then everyone on bluesky posts all the barnyard animal noises before i have a chance to find out for myself.…