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Published: April 14, 2025 18:11

So, the so-called President who “accidentally” sent Abrego Garcia to an El Salvadoran gulag doesn’t “have the power” to bring him back, and the President who imprisoned him there doesn’t “have the power” to send him back? So who the fuck does? The Care…

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Published: April 14, 2025 18:04

To everyone who told me to “calm down” in 2016 - The sociopathic sexual predator business fraud felon you put back in the office he tried to steal just stood in the White House & said that he wants to send American citizens to concentration camps in El…

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Published: April 13, 2025 16:48

Oh Cheryl, you fucking fool. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 13, 2025 16:47

Art of the deal 🤣😂🤣😂

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Published: April 13, 2025 13:47

So, the Trump admin was able to bring astronauts stuck in space back down to earth, but it won’t lift a finger to bring a Maryland dad they “oopsie” imprisoned in a gulag back from El Salvador? Do I have that just about right?

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Published: April 12, 2025 22:32

Oh MAGA, bless yer hearts.

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Published: April 12, 2025 12:46

Greetings from New Jersey, where it is… snowing? 👀

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Published: April 12, 2025 03:36

Man oh man are pup cuddles in order today.

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Published: April 11, 2025 21:28

Here’s the bottom line - we need to take power out of Republican hands. Wherever we can. However we can. Independent Dan Osborn can do that in Nebraska. And WE can help. There is a real chance to flip a red district, IF the Osborn campaign has the…

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Published: April 11, 2025 20:51

So, when the Supreme Court rules in Trump’s favor, the MAGAidiots tell me to “cry harder” because “the court has the final say”, but when they rule against him, they’ll still tell me to “cry harder” because “HE has the final say.” Do I have that just…

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Published: April 11, 2025 20:48

Co-President poopy pants is getting a physical today. Which means that despite the fact that Drag-a-Foot’s blood type is Adderall, Aspartame and hamberder grease, his body is aspic and his mind is a muddled mass of syphilitic dementia and brain rot, the…

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Published: April 11, 2025 17:46

Do we even know if Abrego Garcia is still alive? 😞

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Published: April 11, 2025 17:45

Make no mistake — the Trump administration is refusing to comply with the Supreme Court as it pertains to Abrego Garcia's release. This is where we are now. This is what they are doing. This is only the beginning.

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Published: April 10, 2025 21:05

So what do they do with their unfuckably incel-ular, small-in-the-pants displaced rage? They attack me personally. Constantly. And quite frankly, hysterically. 👇…

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Published: April 10, 2025 17:44

Make no mistake, the so-called “Save Act” is yet another attack in the never ending Republican war against women.

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Published: April 10, 2025 17:42

Oh good, we have troops deployed to take “back” the Panama Canal from the Chinese who don’t actually control the Panama Canal. Because the Panamanians do. Just another day of “winning” in the upside-fucking-down.

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Published: April 10, 2025 17:38

Watch this and tell me it doesn’t remind you of how someone would talk to their senile grandpa at family gathering. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 10, 2025 13:20

Isn’t it weird how quiet all those “weaponization of government” yahoos get when Donald Trump personally orders his DOJ to go after people who criticized him?

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Published: April 9, 2025 20:24

Every parent knows that the best way to get your kids to respect you is to make empty threats about consequences you’ll never impose.

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Published: April 9, 2025 20:14

MAGA: WE LOVE TARIFFS!! CRY HARDER LIBS!! [5 minutes later…] MAGA: WE LOVE REVERSING TARIFFS!! THE ART OF THE DEAL BABY!!

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Published: April 9, 2025 16:14

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Published: April 9, 2025 01:09

So, is the mainstream media really just done talking about that time our Secretary of Defense drunk texted war plans to a journalist?

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Published: April 9, 2025 00:57

Don’t worry folks, MAGA says they’re SURE that the nepo baby who bankrupted casinos, committed egregious business fraud, added $8 trillion to our debt and left office as the worst jobs president since Herbert f’ng Hoover is going to “usher in a golden age”…

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Published: April 9, 2025 00:29

Weird how the MAGA bros just stopped asking how my 401k was doing…

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Published: April 8, 2025 21:45

They are going to deport American citizens. Period. The. End. 🤬 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 8, 2025 02:08

MAGA: Violent rapists have no place in this country. Also MAGA: Cry harder. He’s your president.

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Published: April 8, 2025 00:52

So, according to SCOTUS, the Trump admin can ship a person to a foreign gulag w/o due process of any kind, just so long as they have “access to due process” while detained in said foreign gulag, which of course they won’t. And MAGA actually thinks this…

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Published: April 8, 2025 00:16

Oh good, at least we can count on them getting to file habeas petitions while in a motherfucking El Salvadoran gulag. 🤦🏼‍♀️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 7, 2025 19:24

The current “president” of the United States is an absolutely insane motherfucking idiot.

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Published: April 7, 2025 17:11

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA, Where is your star-spangled Snuggie so-called patriotic response to him putting his own ego and his blood money above the lives of the people who died for this country? …

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Published: April 6, 2025 21:07

A second unvaccinated school-aged child in West Texas has died from a measles-related illness. So, are we great again yet?

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Published: April 6, 2025 12:46

Do you feel it? Do you feel the momentum shift? The will of the people is strong. And we all know the only way out is through & the only way through, is together. Resist. Persist. Standup. Speak out. Fight. We can do this. We WILL do this. We ARE doing…

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Published: April 5, 2025 18:17

“He blew off honoring the Americans who laid down their lives for this country—sacrifices he’ll never fucking understand—so he could cozy up to the very enablers of the deadliest terrorist attack in our history.” …

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Published: April 5, 2025 13:42

Grab a coffee, a cup of tea, a Bloody Mary, or a bottle of Jack… today, 10am ET. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 4, 2025 23:52

Donald Trump could stand in the middle of 5th Ave shouting “death to America” while clubbing a baby seal with one hand & Boeberting Putin with the other and the cult would call him “strong.” There is nothing he can do to us, to them or to anyone else,…

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Published: April 4, 2025 20:44

It really is a cult of the dumbest dumbfucks who have ever dumbed.

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Published: April 4, 2025 19:58

Donald Trump skipped the dignified transfer of four of our soldiers because he had to go golfing with the Saudis in the midst of a catastrophic stock market collapse he intentionally caused and you Yankee Doodle dipshits still think he gives a single…

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Published: April 4, 2025 17:40

Don’t worry friends… because all the MAGAincels who were experts on infectious diseases, vaccines, military withdrawals, presidential immunity, firearm forms, voting rights, presidential pardons…

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Published: April 4, 2025 15:45

donald trump’s failed at everything from airlines to water bottles. From board games to travel sites. From casinos & fake universities to steaks and vodka. The guy has $1.3 Billion dollars in business debt. Republicans: Yep! That’s the guy who should run…

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Published: April 4, 2025 15:44

Hey, at least the guy who singlehandedly cut your 401K in half overnight isn’t spending the weekend enriching himself and the funders of 9/11 at a golf tournament… Oh wait.

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Published: April 4, 2025 15:11

We are all Trump’s Taj Mahal now.

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Published: April 4, 2025 00:56

Oh how I miss having a president who wasn’t out of his motherfucking mind.

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Published: April 3, 2025 22:45

😂😂😂😂

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Published: April 3, 2025 22:28

So much winning. They must be sick of it by now.

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Published: April 3, 2025 21:09

Democracy isn’t dead—it’s alive, it’s caffeinated as fuck, and it’s coming for your sorry asses faster than a Karen in BluBlockers chasing a manager at Costco. …

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Published: April 3, 2025 01:05

Don’t worry guys— MAGAincel🇺🇸🦅✝️👊1777776 isn’t just an expert on infectious diseases, military withdrawals, pardons, wildfires, ALL the amendments, interoceanic waterways, encrypted apps & classified information, he’s also an expert on how tariffs work. …

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Published: April 3, 2025 01:01

What the actual fuck does that idiot think we call what we get at grocery stores, if it isn’t groceries?

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Published: April 2, 2025 21:24

Of fucking course this Temu administration tapped a guy who just threw $25 million away on an election in charge of cutting “wasteful government spending.”

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Published: April 2, 2025 11:26

Trump is gonna try and deport Wisconsin now, isn’t he?

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Published: April 2, 2025 03:15

All those Republican cowards who’ve been so scared of Donald Trump are now realizing that they should have been afraid of their actual voters instead.

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Published: April 2, 2025 02:19

Thank you to the voters of Wisconsin. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. American democracy is not dead. Far fucking from it.

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Published: April 2, 2025 01:05

Yes, our democracy IS under attack, but TODAY proves that it is still very much alive & kicking. From Booker, to the BIPARTISAN House vote, to the massive turn out & shift in Florida. The will of the people is strong. We are resilient & we are relentless &…