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Published: March 25, 2025 02:09

I’d argue that 2022 Michigan Ohio State was a war plans violation because Day clearly bet the farm on “JJ simply won’t throw the ball” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 25, 2025 02:07

Also, ballet will be a factor [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 25, 2025 02:05

The 2018 Egg Bowl was a war plans violation [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 25, 2025 02:04

Hell yeah we’re doing Versailles [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 25, 2025 00:46

Truly iconic spin attempt, what is he, a Big Ten AD [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 22:06

and if you're thinking "but what about that thing Karl Malone did" that would be a plus for these people [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 20:55

okay that would also be my career rushing total but I am not, you know, a college running back [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 19:08

The families of the hostages have been protesting against him for more than a year! They hate his ass! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 19:03

On a related note, Go Blue. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 17:55

I love my husband very much but “dark industrial” is uh not his vibe [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 17:51

Chris Stapleton has a song about his late dog and the very large tattooed guy with MAGA stuff on next to us sobbed the entire time, I’ve never felt such comity with my fellow man [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 17:48

I’ve seen NIN twice, the second time by myself, and it ruled. Going to see them again this year, alone. Seeing RATM by myself was also great. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 17:36

My husband likes Chris Stapleton and I’ve seen him live but I am not taking my husband to an NIN show, that would not go well [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 17:25

listened to this album on an "easy" run, made it way less "easy" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2iUiHYGhMc

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Published: March 24, 2025 04:06

I appreciate that you think I have the cojones to watch The X Files, a show whose OPENING THEME scares me [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 03:19

The first season of True Detective featured an abandoned Catholic school and I was like “no I think we’re good” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 03:18

“What’s going on over there? Seems like a problem for not me!” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 03:14

I feel like a lot of horror movie scenarios could be avoided by simply not living in a farm house in the middle of nowhere.

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Published: March 24, 2025 03:07

As far as I know he has done nothing but be baffled by every late game situation [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 02:50

Realized I was hoping for the mind of Richard Pitino to come up with the upset over MSU, thought better of it

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Published: March 24, 2025 01:17

If you start smelling like Old Bay call 911 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 01:09

Losing Iowa wrestlers, couldn’t be me [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 23:54

on the Real Housewives of SLC occasionally the housewives hang out with normal SLC residents and it is like two separate types of humans [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 23:19

every timeout was a personal affront against me, the viewer [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 23:19

College hockey, just that @jonbois.bsky.social tweet every single time [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 21:08

I took Red to the dog run for an HOUR and then when we got home he sat down by the door and looked at me like, "please madame, allow me to exit this home just for a moment" [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 20:11

the 8 OT game? players were falling down on the field at the end, I was exhausted [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 20:09

look if you haven't been both guys in roughly a 25 second span, well [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 19:48

the degree to which dogs can put on an Oscar winning performance to then go outside and do absolutely nothing... [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 18:47

Funniest thing ever, your team wins and you’re the one that needs an ice bath and a nap [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 18:46

To this day I will never forget that game ending and me being like wait we have to do this AGAIN in two days???? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 18:41

It is a rule of sports that a great game/event is absolutely horrible for fans of that team/athlete [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 18:20

To this day I have never watched a sporting event more “if we lose this game the entire planet explodes” based [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 18:11

They cannot! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 17:58

If you’re a fan of either of these teams it is an excruciating watch [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 17:56

Florida-UConn is a great bad game

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Published: March 23, 2025 02:51

Alex is COMMITTED to this. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 02:28

I am convinced that Mick Cronin absolutely hates the sport of basketball.

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Published: March 23, 2025 00:26

Red did this at 1:30am, waking me from a dead sleep to go outside and ponder the wonders of darkness [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 00:20

He slipped out of his collar earlier today in a desperate attempt to confess his love to a tree on the other side of the street, double leash for life [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 00:18

No. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 00:03

is it talking shit about the Midnight Yell, because I'll do that for free [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 23, 2025 00:00

why hello [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 22, 2025 23:58

I said I was going to stop buying Michigan gear and yet

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Published: March 22, 2025 23:56

last year: 8-24 this year: 27-9, Sweet 16 bound Dusty May, man. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 22, 2025 23:53

26 points, as the gods ... predicted? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 22, 2025 23:41

The ice cream would be choice, though [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 22, 2025 23:30

Also I don't know who the color guy is on this game but I need... less of that

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Published: March 22, 2025 23:26

I know they did it for every Nike school but the "Nothing Easy" shirts actually fit this Michigan team

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Published: March 22, 2025 23:08

Bad news: Michigan only plays stupid-ass games Good news: this is a stupid-ass game

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Published: March 22, 2025 22:44

It’s a nice day, he’s not wrong [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 22, 2025 22:41

My dog: I must go outside right now, it’s urgent My dog, outside:

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Published: March 22, 2025 21:30

I kind of love that the broadcasters seemed surprised that two legendarily irritating people don’t like each other [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 22, 2025 20:57

Why is John Calipari dressed like Harold Hill

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Published: March 22, 2025 20:08

I’m wheezing with joy! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 22, 2025 19:44

Note to self: “72 and sunny” is the hottest fucking running weather imaginable.

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Published: March 22, 2025 01:46

PST is truly a God tier time zone for March Madness

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Published: March 22, 2025 00:10

Honestly pitch perfect in every way [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:53

Or the “Trump wants to fuck Putin” thing, like man, if only [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:49

There’s a great WaPo piece from the 80s on how drunk these people were, Capitol Police trying to save people from themselves…

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:49

You can tell a lot about people who do this and I do not have good feelings about them. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:46

His efforts to go with every single Abrahamic religion works well! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:46

“Jack what?” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:44

No one knows. I once ordered a mezcal and soda by yelling across like 20 people and got it two minutes later. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:39

If you don’t respect bartenders I firmly believe you don’t respect America [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:38

Norfolk State is down 25 but living and dying for every point, you love to see it

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:33

The “populists” still talking shit about bartenders is the biggest tell ever [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:29

There is a term for those I will not use on here but they are VERY distracting in a movie that’s actually not about encouraging male violence [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:24

You don’t even need the last three words of this sentence [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:23

I believe Colin Farrell said that this was the best movie to make that resulted in the worst movie [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:22

A movie that ends with the robot child getting to experience one night of genuine love, I can’t even think about this movie right now [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:22

Rachel Weisz and the guy who plays Ardeth Bay who, reasonably, wants to keep people away from the mummy [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:19

This is not a fair photo of these three people, two of them are responsible for my bisexuality [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:19

“Wait, you mean Hannibal in the television show Hannibal is …bad?” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:17

This reminds me that 1.) he was great in “AI” and 2.) woo boy “AI” might be the worst marketed movie I have ever seen [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:16

A man who quit acting to race cars and help unhoused folks [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:14

He was not wrong! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:13

Or “yeah, I’d also fall in love with 1990s Jude Law and then kill him” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:09

I know this isn’t the point but they really made a movie that was just “let’s put the hottest people we can find in period costumes” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 22:54

Following my own advice: I am going to 33 Taps in Silver Lake to watch basketball. If you come through, say hello, unless you are a serial killer, in which case, don’t.

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Published: March 21, 2025 22:47

Drove though, and it was like, July, and there were zero people. Not one person. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 22:23

On my way to visit the University of Chicago we drove through West Lafayette and I was like “absolutely not” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 21:54

“Where is Gonzaga” every goddamn year [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 21:37

It would be brutal [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 21:33

Every year I find out anew that St Mary’s is located in Moraga, California and then I immediately forget [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 18:20

This is their “I did acid at the Westminster Dog Show” but the dog is a giant moron and in a totally unlikeable way unlike our many beautiful dumb dogs [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 18:11

Even I don’t wish this on the Steelers [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 17:39

Can one of Michigan’s basketball teams play one entirely normal game

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Published: March 21, 2025 04:26

You’re welcome [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 02:14

Don’t worry, I am not watching, the most helpful thing I can do [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 02:13

Fork em [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 02:07

It’s like they shamed it into doing TRT [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 02:02

Goddammit I did [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 01:52

Uh, that was obviously the show “Leverage,” where are my Leverage heads [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 01:49

Okay look we all know Jennifer Connelly could murder me in cold blood and I’d say “thank you” BUT [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 01:45

Everything about it tells me “cocaine made this movie,” which is also how I feel about the Rocketeer [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 01:40

We genuinely don’t talk about Howard the Duck enough, or how that was the first Marvel film since the 40s. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 01:37

I’m gonna harpoon Horny Duck [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 01:20

It’s on sight for him [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 01:13

I’m just saying, if we hunted our most terrifying mascots for sport, who is to say that would be “bad” [contains quote post or other embedded content]