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Published: April 29, 2026 04:09

"Ref, you suck" is still the worst chant in sports.

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Published: April 29, 2026 01:13

The Knicks have been up big in four of the five games in this series. If they didn't have that ridiculous blown lead in Game 2 we'd be thinking about this very differently.

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Published: April 29, 2026 00:52

Imagine if Karl-Anthony Towns was just like this all the time. I mean my god.

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Published: April 28, 2026 22:28

Adam Silver Did Something-ass "solution." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 03:34

Jokic hasn't hit a three since the 1919 Helsinki episode, and we all remember how that turned out.

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Published: April 28, 2026 02:58

Rudy Gobert stop trying behind-the-back DHOs challenge level impossible, apparently.

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Published: April 28, 2026 02:45

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Published: April 28, 2026 02:22

Jamal Cain.

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Published: April 28, 2026 02:08

This game feels extremely reminiscent of Raptors-Cavs.

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Published: April 28, 2026 00:35

Paolo took and missed a sidestep three with Orlando up 12 early when Bane was open on the opposite side of the floor and calling for the ball and that was a turning point.

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Published: April 28, 2026 00:09

Well this is not the start the Pistons needed.

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Published: April 27, 2026 14:49

🎱 Things I Noticed This Weekend ⏲️ The Pistons, after timeout ⏲️ The Suns, after timeout 💪 Karl-Anthony Towns, at the elbow 🍦 Ayo Dosunmu, 31 flavors 👀 Scottie Barnes, attentive ⏳ De'Aaron Fox, patient 👬 Jayson Tatum, drawing two 🔙 Tari Eason, backcourt …

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Published: April 27, 2026 01:22

The Celtics are now 37-1 when shooting 38% from three or better this season. When they hit from outside, you're just not beating them.

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Published: April 26, 2026 23:38

Pritchard had EIGHTY-NINE baskets in the last four seconds of the shot clock during the regular season. Second place was Jalen Brunson down at 78. Guy is ridiculous late in the clock.

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Published: April 26, 2026 23:13

There is an epidemic of clear non-shooting fouls being called shooting fouls. There is no world in which Embiid was shooting on that drive. It's obviously a foul, but he was not close to shooting.

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Published: April 26, 2026 21:47

Turns out the Spurs have three very good guards and De'Aaron Fox is still good.

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Published: April 26, 2026 20:51

Feel like the Blazers may have won the Jrue Holiday-for-Anfernee Simons trade.

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Published: April 26, 2026 20:35

Last weekend's almost uniformly awful Game 1s were thankfully not an indication of how fun and competitive (for the most part) the first round would end up being.

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Published: April 26, 2026 19:27

So is the fourth quarter performane, but in the exact opposite way. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 19:05

This Donovan Mitchell performance sure is something.

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Published: April 26, 2026 18:14

Toronto — shooting 28-15-56 — now leads at halftime. Incredible. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 18:03

Cavs surely won't live to regret not building a bigger lead while the Raptors have a 25-7-43 shooting line.

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Published: April 26, 2026 17:48

The Raptors had 8 paint points in the first 4 minutes of the game and have scored 7 total points in the 10 minutes since.

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Published: April 26, 2026 16:04

🎥 FILM FINDINGS 🎥 The Knicks ran a ton of offense through Karl-Anthony Towns at the elbows and the top of the key in Game 4, and it couldn't have worked out any better for them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaQB2HOFjis

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Published: April 26, 2026 03:21

Lots of players just left their respective benches. Nobody tell David Stern.

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Published: April 26, 2026 03:11

Hey at least the Bulls got Rob Dillingham.

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Published: April 26, 2026 02:56

The Nuggets look old and slow. No Edwards and no Donte and the Wolves are still flying around and getting everywhere a step earlier than Denver.

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Published: April 26, 2026 02:48

I expected to see the Nuggets come out tonight like the Knicks did earlier and they've given us basically the opposite of that.

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Published: April 26, 2026 02:26

The Nuggets need to take this seriously.

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Published: April 26, 2026 01:43

Oh man Edwards' knee bent backwards. That's less than ideal.

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Published: April 26, 2026 01:34

Denver only being up 3 while Edwards and Randle are a combined 2-12 feels ominous.

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Published: April 26, 2026 00:53

If that's another Achilles for a guy wearing No. 0 in the playoffs...

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Published: April 26, 2026 00:11

That was one of, if not the best quarter Towns has played as a Knick.

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Published: April 25, 2026 23:51

Just realized this series gives us Grand Theft Alvarado and The Great Barrier Thief in the same game. Two of the all-time great defense-themed nicknames.

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Published: April 25, 2026 23:14

Josh Hart has straight up ripped CJ or NAW's dribble three times in the last like three minutes.

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Published: April 25, 2026 21:46

This SGA shooting display... my god.

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Published: April 25, 2026 21:32

McCain-Mitchell-Wallace-Chet-Hartenstein is such a Thunder lineup. Just running three small backup guards out there with the two centers.

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Published: April 25, 2026 20:25

I'm not a big ref discourse guy (my take is usually shut up and stop fouling and for the love of god stop whining) but that push-off SGA just got away with was hilarious.

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Published: April 25, 2026 19:53

The Magic hitting total rock bottom before beating the hell out of Charlotte and then going up 2-1 on the 1 seed is honestly pretty funny stuff.

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Published: April 25, 2026 19:36

Orlando's 17-point lead: Now you see it, now you don't.

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Published: April 25, 2026 18:15

The Magic giving up this end-of-half run instead of holding a double-digit lead going into the break is ominous.

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Published: April 25, 2026 17:47

The Pistons leaving Bane open from three this often is extremely uncharacteristic, obviously.

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Published: April 25, 2026 16:16

The selfish goal for today is to get the Cowboys to take Keionte Scott and really transform the secondary with him and Caleb Downs.

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Published: April 25, 2026 15:15

I’m getting irresponsible comparison ideas about what the Wemby-Castle-Harper-Bryant haul in three consecutive drafts could be. There's a very obvious one that I don't want to say because it's ludicrous but I also kind of believe it.

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Published: April 25, 2026 02:51

I was very wrong about what how much Marcus Smart had left in the tank.

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Published: April 25, 2026 02:35

The Rockets have got to be joking, man.

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Published: April 25, 2026 01:22

Carson Beck being drafted before Keionte Scott makes me sad as a Canes fan. I know it's not a comparison that makes sense but one guy is really good and the other is really not.

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Published: April 25, 2026 00:44

I really thought the Celtics were going to dog walk the Sixers. Very impressed with Philly these last seven quarters.

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Published: April 24, 2026 15:32

The tracking data from last night still isn't up yet but Brunson averaged 10.3 minutes of possession in the first two games of the series and I can't imagine it went down much last night. That is insane. (He led the league at 8.0 during the regular…

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Published: April 23, 2026 22:15

Pickens to the Titans for pick 35 call it in. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 23, 2026 21:28

This is incredible. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 23, 2026 03:49

If I had to pick a guy in the league who was the next Jalen Brunson type where he's actually a star but he's just stuck behind another one it would be Ajay Mitchell. This is not necessarily an original take but still.

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Published: April 23, 2026 03:24

If Wemby didn't exist we would all think Chet was an alien defender.

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Published: April 23, 2026 00:46

Oh *there* are the Pistons.

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Published: April 22, 2026 23:45

80.2 offensive rating for Orlando in the first quarter despite grabbing seven offensive rebounds. That'll happen when you shoot 27%, I suppose. Meanwhile Detroit was only at 95.4 despite shooting 55% because of 8 turnovers.

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Published: April 22, 2026 23:21

Pistons finally got Duren the ball on the roll and he created an easy lob for Ausar. Pistons need to find him on those more often.

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Published: April 22, 2026 19:42

Having watched every single snap of Carson Beck this year... what on earth? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 17:50

This team is so annoying. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 16:37

NEW DOUBLE DRIBBLE POD Breaking down all the chaos that broke out in all the various Game 2s with @modakhilnba.bsky.social. Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0dp2JiXPGrLUjSuij110uK?si=23db67186181451c YouTube:…

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Published: April 22, 2026 13:50

🎥 FILM FINDINGS 🎥 Kevin Durant had NINE turnovers in the Rockets' Game 2 loss and SEVEN of them led directly or indirectly to Lakers baskets or fouls. https://www.lastnightinbasketball.com/film-findings-ep-46-durants-damaging-turnovers/…

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Published: April 22, 2026 03:31

I've had just about enough of the Rockets.