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Published: April 29, 2026 04:13

A perfect pop song. https://youtu.be/Jnq9wPDoDKg?si=LIQrqQ3Lg-U3UT6h

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Published: April 29, 2026 02:45

Why is it always some badly inked, Slim Jim in the microwave on high redneck telling me what kind of women he wants. Like. Can you theorycraft being someone's biggest regret out of my line of sight.

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Published: April 29, 2026 02:41

One of my high school classmates just asked me if I wanted an invitation to the high school reunion and said probably not considering you killed most of them in books. She knows me well.

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Published: April 29, 2026 01:01

The irony. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 13:06

I'm trying to move some inventory, so i'm dropping prices. Come hang. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 02:09

I believe I actually affectionately called someone a fuckface today, in fact. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 28, 2026 01:33

I swear a lot. I am pro swearing. I think everybody should enjoy a good thundercunt now and then. I also know that the moment swearing comes up, some people assume there is an air of hostility or aggression to the language, and they become defensive.…

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Published: April 27, 2026 15:53

My nurse stinks!

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Published: April 27, 2026 15:14

Puppy went tracking with his breeder this weekend. He has jumped on my head three times this morning. I think he missed me.

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Published: April 27, 2026 08:29

Prednisone won't let me sleep so I'm acquiring fucked up sterling brooches for the shop.

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Published: April 27, 2026 01:07

We are going. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 23:26

I will be live slinging vintage refurb in an hour! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 22:11

This is a sterling ring from the Girl Scouts in 1960 and now you are never going to convince me that the girl scouts are not just recruiting for covens.

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Published: April 26, 2026 20:50

Trans women existing aren't going to do a single thing to impact your liberty, in reality. They will, however, impact how bad you get beat down when you come at me because those are my sisters and we back each other up no matter what. There is no loyalty…

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Published: April 26, 2026 19:59

I grew up in a very small concertive, new england town. I know the great northeast is supposed to be a liberal bastion, but that's not true in the hick portions. I was bullied mercilessly. I was fat and weird, autistic and gothy morbid before goth was even…

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Published: April 26, 2026 17:35

5 Topics I Could Give An Hour Long Talk On. 1) Gypsy Dukkering history and Tarot (Welsh Kit) 2) Jaws, Why It's Essential Art 3) Horror Films Through a Progressive Lens 4) Sterling Silver Care & Maintenance 5) What They Don't Tell You About Publishing and…

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Published: April 26, 2026 13:54

My 5 hour problem child. Also updated the ring trays over on the shop feed with what's available. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 13:47

Awaiting 30000 MAGA women gluing pads to their heads in response.

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Published: April 26, 2026 13:46

I'd only care about last night's news if he hadn't missed.

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Published: April 26, 2026 08:18

With how all the inflammation and hives are going, I can't wear a bra and as a DDD this means I'm stuck inside until this passes. 🫠

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Published: April 25, 2026 22:27

I attended private auctions for broken pieces and selected stuff that I could either put stuff into OR wedge stuff out of. Frankenstein shit. 😆 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 25, 2026 20:21

These were all missing stones. Another polish will happen but stones fixed. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 25, 2026 15:36

My joints are sore today, so I am repairing rings from bed.

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Published: April 25, 2026 10:41

I am awake at 6:40 because His Fatness needed 7.9 snuggles before he sauntered off.

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Published: April 25, 2026 05:09

Eating this meat stick at one am like it won't make me burp teriyaki flavor until Wednesday.

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Published: April 24, 2026 22:29

😆😆😆 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 24, 2026 21:24

Cinder is yelling at the defenseless toddlers outside so it's probably good the gods only sent me girl cats and dogs and not girl children to raise.

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Published: April 24, 2026 15:57

AI doing weird shit like showing Mr Rogers stepping on a puppy while punching Steve from Blues Clues in the face, meanwhile some nerdy white guy is telling us why this is worth destroying the planet and unemploying thousands for.

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Published: April 24, 2026 15:27

Listed some rings this morning before I ran out of energy. This steroids thing is ugh. Check it out if you like shiny. If you don't like shiny. Umm. Here's some dirt. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 24, 2026 03:04

There are so many days that social media drains me to the point that I am a husk. But then you have a day like today where if I didn't have the community that I built here, I would have had such a terrible day. As long as I can keep a somewhat decent…

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Published: April 23, 2026 21:10

Rocks, anyone. 😐😐😐

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Published: April 23, 2026 21:06

Same yes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 23, 2026 20:52

I don't necessarily block people because I hate them. They might come at me aggressively or sarcastically and make me anxious. That's all it takes. I've got a lot on my plate and this is supposed to be chill. So when it's not, I bounce.

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Published: April 23, 2026 20:32

Advice, 50 Cents.

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Published: April 23, 2026 17:58

Slinging jewels. LGBTQIA business. Ya know you wanna sparkly, eh? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 23, 2026 13:52

I love this. Go, go little brujas. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 23, 2026 13:51

As a person who has literally written a book on bloody mary and has an upcoming film credit to prove it, I am actually angry at myself for not knowing this existed. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 23, 2026 13:43

I was talking about this over on the shop account, but i'm curious at what point slumber parties for girls became low key coven meetings where we attempted to summon the devil while we put on lipstick. Like, how did this socia tenet come to be. This…

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Published: April 23, 2026 12:49

Chester Nez passed, the last of the Navajo Code Talkers. He did an incredible service for a country that perpetually treats his people with dire disrespect. Gratitude. Rest well, Gentleman.

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Published: April 23, 2026 12:41

Maybe if I offer to blow the doordash driver he'll get here quicker.

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Published: April 23, 2026 12:13

Prednisone let me sleep four hours. Grateful for that.

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Published: April 23, 2026 12:01

I feel like them insisting on casting jared leto in stuff is an attack on me personally.

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Published: April 23, 2026 10:54

I seem to have a neighborhood nemesis and it's a very loud yodeling rooster.

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Published: April 23, 2026 00:44

I see Brianna Wu trending again and I remind you that she really likes porsches and will pretty much say anything to get the attention that will get her more Porsches, so perhaps don't do that.

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Published: April 23, 2026 00:38

I joke about facets of disabilities I myself have as a coping mechanism. It won't be funny to others within the label. I get it. Do you. I do not joke about ones I do not have. And unless I know you to some degree, how much you get to say to me about my…

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Published: April 22, 2026 23:15

I love that every family has the story about Weird Uncle George who didn't like people and polished coins and loved trains obssessively but sure, autism is new.

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Published: April 22, 2026 23:11

😐😐😐 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 16:48

The cat is stalking me for my donut. Does that count. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 16:47

I don't have friends so much as I collect family. I can say I have spent every Saturday with the same people for thirty years is in no small part because of this trait. I am pathologically loyal, but this only works because the people I pick are…

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Published: April 22, 2026 16:35

I have fibro and other immuno issues and inflammation happens leaving me covered in hives and immobile thanks to swollen joints. 0/10 Do not try the appetizers. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 15:33

I am not free. And she just doubled my steroids. Shit. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 12:57

You don't have to get along with everyone you share politics with. It's not like you fail the team for finding people not for you because you vote the same way. Plenty of folks dislike me who would still vote and crusade for me to exist freely despite…

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Published: April 22, 2026 12:55

Trump is afraid of Virginia. Good.

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Published: April 22, 2026 12:51

I am hoping the Doctor frees me from bedrest today.

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Published: April 22, 2026 12:46

You know what you did. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 12:25

I have been informed that real men do not like tattoos or too much makeup. Real man check. You failed. You failed, too. Sorry about the not a real man thing. Kevin from Wyoming has spoken.

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Published: April 22, 2026 12:10

I don't hate Christians. I hate oppression wrapped up in the shroud of Turin. Believe what you want. Your faith does not entitle you to tell me what to do with my body.

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Published: April 22, 2026 11:55

Good morning. May I not hit the Discovery feed today so strangers don't yell at me for things I didn't say.

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Published: April 22, 2026 01:28

Heaving sterling again! Check it out? [contains quote post or other embedded content]