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An American in Canada. Cold. Cranky.
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https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3m5sy2nuo2b
Published: September 8, 2024 00:44
I'm hard to feed. I am a celiac, who is allergic to corn, and chooses to be vegetarian. I often feel like a burden due to my food requirements, even though I eat a vast amount of things. NO ONE has ever been accommodating, instead they're annoyed. Tonight…
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3ll4ncqeo2n
Published: September 7, 2024 19:09
I just sent @sproutcan.bsky.social a text so laden with typos that this was her response: "A say what now? "
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3kzi5suju2c
Published: September 7, 2024 13:54
Jackson is exhausted after a night spent awake, whining and shaking, needing to be held.
Of course, Mama is the only one capable of making rain less scary so yeah. I'm exhausted too.
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3k5zp7d6w2i
Published: September 7, 2024 05:43
Jackson is scared of the rain, so good morning, I guess.
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3jh3dieyy2i
Published: September 6, 2024 22:52
Me * walks in the door from visiting @ beardog.*
Jackson "you cheating whore"
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3ig62tkwa2y
Published: September 6, 2024 13:03
This is just so incredibly sad to me. We have failed as a society.
https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/video/9.6501722
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3ghwvlyam2y
Published: September 5, 2024 18:29
I got my Canadian citizenship for 2 reasons. So I could leave as long as I wanted with the right to return, and so I could vote Doug Ford out. Yes, my dislike for that man was enough to compel me to get citizenship. If we move, I'll never vote against him.…
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3g5acgzpc2m
Published: September 5, 2024 15:18
Hormones are so stupid. I was a Realtor. I've been involved in the sale of hundreds of homes. I want to move, and have since the day I moved to Ontario. Yet, I'm emotional about selling our house because, perimenopause.
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3fnmpzfie2v
Published: September 5, 2024 10:38
Today's tasks: pick up an ornamental bird for friend A, then drop off a different ornamental bird for friend B. Anyone else have a bird related task for me?
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3emrgbxh22y
Published: September 5, 2024 00:50
Here's what I hate about tennis commentators, they spend the entire thing talking about why someone shouldn't win/why the other person is better/how they're lucky bc of xyz. They win, and suddenly, the script flips to "they had it this whole time! They…
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3e23rlnii2m
Published: September 4, 2024 19:16
That's enough to deter me
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3dmbr7lk62z
Published: September 4, 2024 15:09
The ridiculous part of this article:
“I’m sure there’s plenty of locals who wouldn’t mind lifeguarding here. Locals who know the waters would know how to save people.”
Yeah, dude. No.
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https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3crsvvaiw2g
Published: September 4, 2024 07:15
Someone buy my house so I can move. Thanks.
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3bxnwhseh2x
Published: September 3, 2024 23:27
We tried red Lentil pasta today, and I have to say, it was the worst, gummiest, Gluten free pasta I've ever had.
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3brkfgcf72p
Published: September 3, 2024 21:38
And now for Jackson's favorite after dinner activity: chewing the pig on mom.
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l3aulf3jg52j
Published: September 3, 2024 13:00
@beardog63.bsky.social Tell the Mrs. that Ian loved the jam!
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l37cmzsm5e2j
Published: September 2, 2024 22:06
I'm just saying, @beardog63.bsky.social gives the best presents.
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l34to6etwa2p
Published: September 1, 2024 22:33
On top of the plethora of signs at Peggy's Cove warning people to stay off the black rocks as THEY WILL DIE if they do so, they now have security with a moron whistle to blow at everyone who goes on said black rocks. And they still don't listen.
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l32m2yxyq32j
Published: September 1, 2024 01:11
@sherrielynne.bsky.social WTF is up with this entrance music? Is it the WWE?
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l32la5jcs32j
Published: September 1, 2024 00:56
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid.
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https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l32ivpvzm42s
Published: September 1, 2024 00:15
Okay, everyone, we need to pray to Terminus, Plutus, and Heka. I think those are the highly specific gods that I need. And I think St. Joseph, for good measure. Thanks.
https://bsky.app/profile/grinchkicker.bsky.social/post/3l2zp5pbnrq2v
Published: August 31, 2024 16:34
So, uh, anyone want to buy a townhouse in Guelph, Ontario?