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In-House Counsel @ BigTech. Ex-"Computers Guy." Servant to two cats (and a dog and a wife). Armchair Philanthropist.
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Published: July 15, 2025 06:36
Can't wait to have tens of thousands of these criminals roving the streets in packs, paid for with my tax money
Abolish DHS
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Published: July 15, 2025 04:17
Love traveling west due to the lack of job prospects, in an open-air wagon exposed to insects and the elements, while my wife cradles our newborn we haven't named yet b/c it's likely to die before it becomes a toddler, to claim an acre of land I have to…
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Published: July 15, 2025 02:40
Cops are great
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Published: July 15, 2025 00:02
Yes
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Published: July 14, 2025 22:17
Seems bad
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Published: July 14, 2025 03:48
When I was doing anything after school and needed to be picked up, I'd go to a pay telephone in one of the hallways, place a collect call, give my name as "I'm done come get me please," and wait for my grandmother to decline the charges and hang up
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Published: July 14, 2025 03:10
Greatest. President. Ever.
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Published: July 14, 2025 00:09
Cops are great
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Published: July 13, 2025 12:34
"No, my dear Dantes, I know perfectly well that you are innocent. Why else would you be here? If you were truly guilty, there are a hundred prisons in France where they would lock you away. But, Chateau d'if is where they put the ones they're ashamed of."
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Published: July 13, 2025 12:03
Cops are great
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Published: July 13, 2025 08:13
Work trip not starting out well: 2am push notification that my connecting flight was cancelled, so they just canceled the whole thing and rebooked me for a flight that doesn't arrive until nearly midnight 🤪
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Published: July 13, 2025 06:11
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Published: July 13, 2025 01:37
End of Week 59. Very tired of trying to eat well when I just want a burger and pizza and bacon cheese fries and ice cream 😩
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Published: July 12, 2025 16:26
Completely fabricated delusions 1️⃣ from people with fantastical wealth 2️⃣ derived from taxpayer funding
Galling
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Published: July 12, 2025 02:05
"Your Government hates you and wants you to die," but literally
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Published: July 12, 2025 00:57
New Congress anthology dropped
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Published: July 12, 2025 00:53
Cops are great
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Published: July 11, 2025 21:32
Is this still Epstein-related? Or is there some new scandal afoot? I've been out of the loop
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Published: July 11, 2025 21:28
Mentally I expect July to be slow at work, b/c my job is largely responsive and the people who initiate the things I need to respond to typically go on vacation or take a breath after the frenetic pace leading up to the end of the fiscal year
July…
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Published: July 11, 2025 21:25
Cops are great
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Published: July 11, 2025 15:38
Yikes
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Published: July 11, 2025 14:36
Good
The presumption of regularity was always horseshit
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Published: July 11, 2025 13:32
Remember when the Democrats' consultant class said to never talk about immigration because it was a losing issue?
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Published: July 11, 2025 11:19
Cops are great
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Published: July 10, 2025 19:58
Cops are great
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Published: July 10, 2025 16:53
The Trump administration is now regularly raiding churches to deport Christians
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/southern-california-bishop-suspends-mass-obligation-immigration-fears-rcna217903?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
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Published: July 10, 2025 15:23
To recycle the old saying: I'm not saying Donald Trump is a foreign asset seeking to empower Putin and Xi, just that – if he were – what would he be doing differently?
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Published: July 9, 2025 20:37
Genuinely don't know how this gets resolved short of an armed showdown
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Published: July 9, 2025 20:12
1️⃣ Cops are great
2️⃣ Abolishing ICE is the moderate position
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Published: July 9, 2025 17:22
Rolling Stone is one of the only outlets to accurately describe what has happened here, instead of floor-to-ceiling whitewashing (like e.g. Axios)
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Published: July 9, 2025 07:25
::nods::
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Published: July 9, 2025 04:29
These people are unhinged
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Published: July 9, 2025 04:02
lol
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Published: July 9, 2025 01:53
::taps the sign::
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Published: July 8, 2025 22:39
Art
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Published: July 8, 2025 21:34
"While you were partying, I studied the blade"
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Published: July 8, 2025 20:57
Amazingly, it gets worse
https://x.com/grok/status/1942676908896051354
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Published: July 8, 2025 20:13
Many years ago I had a podcast where ~2/3ish of it was compiling government misconduct: police brutality, Trumpists being shitgibbons, etc etc
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Published: July 8, 2025 15:56
Fact check: True ✅
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Published: July 8, 2025 15:55
A cultural revolution, even!
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Published: July 8, 2025 05:29
This is great
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Published: July 8, 2025 01:25
lol wtf
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Published: July 7, 2025 20:18
Cops are great
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Published: July 7, 2025 15:33
Anyone with bird feeders ever had an issue with flies swarming the birdseed?
The feeders are washed every weekend, so they're not coming from there. And the seed is from an airtight container, so they're not from there. Also don't see any carcasses around…
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Published: July 7, 2025 15:17
"If you can’t read a book yourself without needing a robot to spoon-feed you — you definitely shouldn’t be on the board of a multi-million dollar tech company."
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Published: July 7, 2025 15:12
Businesses famously excel amid regulatory chaos
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Published: July 7, 2025 06:27
Holy hell
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