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Published: September 22, 2026 02:31

god this is giving me such trauma flashbacks to how all of us who worked at twitter felt when the acquisition finally went through. just abject despair. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 22, 2026 00:42

why do i even try 🫩

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Published: September 21, 2026 23:43

gonna be fun when he switches parties and suddenly becomes just another rank-and-file chud no one pays attention to [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 21, 2026 20:44

custom made for the fine folks at Bad Lip Reading [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 21, 2026 20:34

among other things, this is disqualifying for his inevitable potus run. if you won’t stand up to the billionaires and you can’t tell when they’re lying (which is always), you’re no better than what we have now. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: September 21, 2026 17:19

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Published: September 20, 2026 19:52

everyone who saw me railing against lane kiffin last night and had no idea who he is but were like “if you think he’s a jerk that’s good enough for me, fuck that guy” … thank you. you are my people. ♥️

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Published: September 20, 2026 03:25

FUCK YOU LANE KIFFIN 🎉🎉🎉

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Published: September 19, 2026 22:48

succinctly summarizing messy stories in a measured tone that sounds matter-of-fact instead of accusatory is this man’s superpower [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 18:16

and how many times has he threatened to blow it up if he doesn’t get his way [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 18:13

it’s almost 50 years old and ‘Rumours’ still goes so hard

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Published: September 19, 2026 17:01

did he ask it where savannah guthrie’s mom is [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 16:45

jfc the MOST generous interpretation here is “it was an accident” but even if that’s true they STILL deserve loud condemnation for a clear lack of diversity on their marketing team because come the fuck ON [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 06:07

dreaming big here but maybe they could even stop having dinners where he’s the guest of honor [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 03:57

oh good the consultants will save us [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 01:32

usually men are not this obsessed with the state of other men’s cranks unless they’re in movies with names like Captain Americock [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 00:59

yeah it’s a shitty classist insult, just like mocking their teeth (or lack thereof). index on character flaws instead. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 19, 2026 00:37

all the outlets who were banned from the white house today are missing this exclusive content. they’d get more truthful comments from a magic 8 ball. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 21:57

great but unless reporters actually DO something this is the equivalent of frowny “concern” from susan collins [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 18, 2026 19:54

just as tinkerbell requires kids to clap to survive, trump needs media attention or he’ll die. so when he pulls this shit, they ALL need to tell him to get stuffed. boycott his pressers. ignore his social media blurps. reporters don’t need access to lies…

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Published: September 18, 2026 03:20

what sucks about all this is holly rowe is a consummate professional who does her job really fucking well so of COURSE she was going to graciously accept arch’s apology — but what choice did she have? fuck that kid, but more importantly, fuck all her…

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Published: September 17, 2026 20:38

[stares in white house east wing] [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 17, 2026 16:26

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Published: September 16, 2026 20:19

yeah the whole “he did this just to destroy it” shit didn’t work regarding musk and twitter either. if he’d wanted to destroy it he just had to chew through a few more wires to take it offline. instead he used it to spotlight what a fascist dolt he really…

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Published: September 16, 2026 18:14

lmao he’s gonna lose what’s left of his mind https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/sep/16/us-federal-reserve-votes-hike-rates?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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Published: September 16, 2026 17:21

these people work less than trump does [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 16, 2026 16:53

simply cannot imagine paying $100k to drive around in a giant KICK ME sign [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 16, 2026 02:13

congrats to truckers for trump, who are getting exactly what they voted for [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 15, 2026 22:04

these mf’ers

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Published: September 15, 2026 16:23

donald trump and the terrible horrible no good very bad day 🎉

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Published: September 15, 2026 16:19

cool how kash patel is Very Concerned about potential fbi recruits having been “forced into” beastiality as the epstein files sit collecting dust

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Published: September 15, 2026 03:51

whew they’re gonna need a LOT of melted prosthetics to recreate all the mar-a-lago faces [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 15, 2026 03:01

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Published: September 15, 2026 00:10

“people make fun of Dick Wolf’s name but that’s not even his real name. it’s Richard Penis.” — mariska hargitay at the #emmys making me laugh harder than i should’ve

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Published: September 14, 2026 22:51

as don jr and his new wife clutch their pearls about the story that says someone else subsidized their wedding a quick reminder that this is how his engagement to his first wife happened [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 14, 2026 22:07

lol musk’s screeching about this and suing everyone involved accomplished nothing except an earlier drop date [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 14, 2026 18:16

he did many of cher’s and dolly’s most glamorous gowns but what i will always remember most about bob mackie was this iconic look. and i think he’d be fine with that.