https://bsky.app/profile/gokp.bsky.social/post/3ldu4wzxdmk2t
Published: December 22, 2024 00:11
Test-driving a cranberry St Germaine cwocky for the neighborhood mom get together tomorrow.
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https://bsky.app/profile/gokp.bsky.social/post/3ldrvsmwhys2p
Published: December 21, 2024 02:58
I’ve been a lifelong Oreo hater, but I just tried Candy Cane Joe Joe’s for the first time, and this feels like when Prometheus showed up w fire holy shit
https://bsky.app/profile/gokp.bsky.social/post/3ldqfpsam6s2k
Published: December 20, 2024 12:38
We finally got some decent snow!
https://bsky.app/profile/gokp.bsky.social/post/3ldpkpsfok22k
Published: December 20, 2024 04:35
Situating the plug outlet an inch above the backsplash so you can never use the bottom plug or have two hair appliances plugged in at once. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/gokp.bsky.social/post/3ldo4rldvxs2f
Published: December 19, 2024 14:52
Sending videos of snow plows going down my street to all my Texas friends with "!!!!!!!!!" like I'm reporting from Mars.
https://bsky.app/profile/gokp.bsky.social/post/3ldis3723ys2b
Published: December 17, 2024 11:58
We love to see it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/gokp.bsky.social/post/3ldc5l7ndt22v
Published: December 14, 2024 20:35
On the one hand, can’t lick himself. OTOH, built in pillow for snoozing.
https://bsky.app/profile/gokp.bsky.social/post/3ld5s3wecxc2h
Published: December 13, 2024 02:59
Just remembered this hyperfixation from a week ago, and I’m so amped again. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/gokp.bsky.social/post/3lcxedejqh22o
Published: December 10, 2024 13:36
I love non-gamers discovering games even my 6 yo has played. Wait until they hear about the one where you jump out of a flying bus onto an island and have to either kill or be killed. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/gokp.bsky.social/post/3lcvary42gc2r
Published: December 9, 2024 17:28
Being in Podunk, PA with a razor sharp jawline and the most sculpted brows in a hundred mile radius. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
https://bsky.app/profile/gokp.bsky.social/post/3lcux3koeds2q
Published: December 9, 2024 14:34
Workout buddies.
https://bsky.app/profile/gokp.bsky.social/post/3lctoawybh22a
Published: December 9, 2024 02:23
Have they checked the local Sephora? Bc this diva knows a thing or two about perfectly arched brows and a light smokey eye. Try and convince me he doesn’t carry a Brow Wiz and a backup Brow Wiz.
https://bsky.app/profile/gokp.bsky.social/post/3lcqqece46k2l
Published: December 7, 2024 22:23
Took 8 boys yesterday to a place with HitTrax baseball simulators for a birthday party, and the kids had SO MUCH FUN. Also, I understand more than ever why someone invented Xanax.