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The Black Blood of the Earth and Steins of Science guy. Everyone’s friendly internet laser safety officer and health physicist. Happy to answer Antarctica questions.
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Published: June 16, 2025 16:15
Because I am a Recognized Safety Person on the Internet, I get questions. Specifically, about personal protective equipment (PPE) to take to a protest assuming a cop riot will happen.
I have a meta-answer people do not like.
Bringing PPE to a protest…
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Published: June 16, 2025 15:21
I am proud I got to share an important piece of hard earned life wisdom from Coin Forums with @evacide.bsky.social last night.
If you see a "BTC:AUX" ticker on a website, flee. Nothing is valued here. What is here is dangerous and repulsive. This is a…
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Published: June 15, 2025 22:45
The more we dig into YLVIS the more glory we find. You can kill the man, but you can never kill The Toot. But we still seek the meaning of Stonehenge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyzgeee2mg&list=RDmbyzgeee2mg&start_radio=1
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Published: June 15, 2025 20:35
@lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social the Cetacean Seat at the UN Fukushima conspiracy theory is upon me again. https://www.sej.org/headlines/tonga-poised-be-first-country-recognize-rights-whales
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Published: June 15, 2025 15:18
This is appears the me a good shirt for your future needs @seananmcguire.bsky.social. I like the imperative stance of this shirt. Not wassailing is NOT an option. https://johnnygreenteeth.bigcartel.com/product/wassail
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Published: June 15, 2025 03:03
Put down spike strips for horses sounds like a CHP thing.
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Published: June 14, 2025 17:19
My shirt for the day, courtesy of @effinbirds.com, is good to go.
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Published: June 14, 2025 02:46
The trilogy took me back in time 25 years to my first employer out of college. The look of revulsion on management faces when I suggested that absolutely everyone at the company should build at least one laser. That they should have some concept of why the…
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Published: June 14, 2025 01:04
When I was at CES, @edzitron.com's audio editor Matt and I bonded over Charlie Berens bits. Matt, a small town lake Wisconsin lake boy, was shocked the I even knew who Charlie was.
This Wisconsin Quesadilla is special for @nuclearkatie.com who is now in…
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Published: June 13, 2025 21:54
Me: Let me see if I can find the gear to help set this experiment up right.
Them: Great!
~30 minutes later~
Then: Where’s the stuff?
Me: Couldn’t find anything. I did find two emails I needed to send to people who have rad marked stuff where they…
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Published: June 13, 2025 19:20
Once again, @marawilson.bsky.social requires me to say that I do not love Stalin. I do not want to kiss or marry him. I do not thirst for his bushy mustache.
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Published: June 13, 2025 18:34
ALWAYS BE RESKEETING #DUNESKEETS
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Published: June 13, 2025 17:18
[playing Squardle, tries to create the word "Ruffier"]
Oh c'mon. You need someone with experience as your rohypnol sommelier for best drink pairing. That's the ruffier! At least gimme the bonus word credit, Squardle.
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Published: June 13, 2025 16:51
[In The Mouth Of Madness voice] HE SEES YOU
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Published: June 13, 2025 16:32
I can't envision Fairbanks without UAF anymore than I can without the Boatel. And then there's places like Ybor and Medford which are "OOPS! All Boatels".
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Published: June 13, 2025 15:10
Kiefer Sutherland once offered me smokes. Then we played catch with prosthetic breasts.
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Published: June 13, 2025 06:27
Just remembered I made this.
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Published: June 12, 2025 03:44
Aram has a “No Tankies” PSA for us.
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Published: June 12, 2025 03:30
Another fine thread from Cezary! I had not thought of Kaoru Kuroki since an exchange student from Japan told us about her in high school. She couldn’t believe no American knew who she was.
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Published: June 11, 2025 19:47
Waiting for iCE to request support from Prester John at this point.
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Published: June 11, 2025 19:25
Micah is correct. I want those movies.
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Published: June 11, 2025 16:59
I want to take a moment to appreciate Javi.
20 years ago, Javi was a carpentry foreman who regularly ran the tailgates for projects I was safety support on. English wasn't his first language. Might have been his fourth. At the end of every tailgate, he…
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Published: June 11, 2025 03:22
[Ashokan Farewell plays]
I still remember. It was a hard fought slog from the far reaches of the lot to the doors, through the aisles, and then checkout and back. No medals have been awarded but all those that have served in the Silverlake TJ’s FOREVER…
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Published: June 11, 2025 00:51
The Hobby Is Dying
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Published: June 10, 2025 23:49
I saw a second Ford F-150 Lighting in my neighborhood. Haven’t seen a lot of them period in the Bay Area, but their presence in a place full of trades and contractors is a good sign in my book.
I look forward to them being a humdrum occurrence and vastly…
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Published: June 10, 2025 21:54
MEANWHILE, in the wholesome and not at all blood pressure raising Murdoch Mysteries, a second actor from Red Green has appeared! First Ranger Gord and now Harold.
Truly, this is Premium Canadian Content. I assume there is a special CBC budget line item to…
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Published: June 10, 2025 20:40
Just got an offer for a seminar on "Artificial Intelligence Use in Occupational and Environmental Health and Safety". I have other things to do today but the temptation to go heckle is high.
Because more people need to hear me snark "What if the…
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Published: June 10, 2025 20:21
It sure would be nice if anyone in this administration knew how to do anything other than commit elaborate and stupid frauds. A dismantled safety net isn't something you can put back together at the last minute. If you change your mind ant want to help,…
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Published: June 10, 2025 17:59
Oddly enough, sharing this interaction with the engineering folks I needed to go work with that afternoon caused some deep sighs of really missing the electronics shop that Kaczynski bought his parts from. There just isn't anywhere to send a student to go…
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Published: June 10, 2025 15:38
Do you want to be the next fire marshal who wants get to be the person I keep bringing weird things to? Here's your chance! …
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Published: June 10, 2025 01:34
You heard the priest, people!
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Published: June 10, 2025 01:33
“Nipples just don’t fossilize.” -paleontologists
I hope some exotic geology proves them wrong.
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Published: June 10, 2025 00:26
Did Bethesda seriously release a fishing game as their Fallout thing? That is just pathetisad.
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Published: June 9, 2025 21:21
Ah, my semi-regular “Sorry, the Unabomber never had an office in that building.” interaction with a crestfallen tourist.
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Published: June 9, 2025 19:53
hwut.
I have a dang banded stack of plane tickets at home then.
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