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Site URL: bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social

Feed URL: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:znk2yyr5csq3vbevk4wjgzul/rss

Posts: 23

Followers: 1

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3msjb5pxpm72z

Published: August 7, 2026 19:12

INTERVIEWER: any hobbies ME: i love to read INTERVIEWER: yes it says that in your resume ME: really? what else does it say

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3msisbb4e2k2p

Published: August 7, 2026 14:45

“Eat Shit and Die” — taylor farms new slogan

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3msh6lk7c5c2u

Published: August 6, 2026 23:20

ME: *rubs lamp and a genie pops out* GENIE: i will grant you one wish ME: i wish i was a cat GENIE: *poof* granted ME: *slowly pushes lamp off table* GENIE: dude what the fuck ME: *shows him my butthole*

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3msgo7tkolc2u

Published: August 6, 2026 18:27

*makes a wish* it’s 11:11 somewhere

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3msgmxwpbps2y

Published: August 6, 2026 18:05

HARRY NILSSON: ♪you put the lime in the coconut WAITER: is pepsionut okay

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3mseytq6sc22l

Published: August 6, 2026 02:32

here’s an idea, send ICE [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3msepujjepw2t

Published: August 5, 2026 23:51

COWORKER: where did you go on your vacation ME: we went to france COWORKER: where in france ME: paris COWORKER: was it nice COWORKER: i just told you it was paris diane

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3mseiprpk5w24

Published: August 5, 2026 21:44

[playground equipment naming committee] BOSS: we need another name for a teeter totter. Go DONKEY: hee haw SNAKE: sss sss DONKEY: HEE HAW SNAKE: SSS SSS BOSS: look fellas we're going to need to compromise

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3msdzw2zjok2g

Published: August 5, 2026 17:19

i don’t know who broke my scale but they won’t get a weigh with it

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3mscaexetke2q

Published: August 5, 2026 00:09

you can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3msc6k3pdow2w

Published: August 4, 2026 23:36

WIFE: there's a spider in the kitchen ME: don't worry they're more afraid of us than we are of them SPIDER: let's test that theory shall we

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3msbqv543n72t

Published: August 4, 2026 19:32

call me crazy but these notes in my socks say otherwise

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3msbewrqobk2l

Published: August 4, 2026 15:58

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: okay go around the block ME: t h k e c b o l

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3msa42uzqn22p

Published: August 4, 2026 03:46

Legit question for urban Americans - how can i get 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3ms7mhvymbl2q

Published: August 3, 2026 23:07

it could still happen today if mike pence has the courage

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3ms7lu5g4iy2j

Published: August 3, 2026 22:56

DAD PIG: it's a long drive, do you need to use the bathroom before we go LITTLE PIG: no DAD PIG: okay here we go *starts driving* LITTLE PIG: *goes wee wee all the way home*

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3ms7d7aciuz2t

Published: August 3, 2026 20:22

*does the spray bottle spraying sound while spraying a spray bottle*

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3ms6qfz32t22z

Published: August 3, 2026 14:45

ME: i always get parallel and perpendicular mixed up DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: okay well now do the other one

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3ms4bvra6ok2d

Published: August 2, 2026 15:20

DRIVING INSTRUCTOR : okay pull into the driveway ME: 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘸𝘢𝘺🤏

https://bsky.app/profile/frovo.bsky.social/post/3mrzw65prxc2v

Published: August 1, 2026 16:45

GREEK SOLDIER: *whispering* do you have a girlfriend OTHER GREEK SOLDIER: *also whispering* yeah but you don’t know her she goes to a different horse