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Published: October 21, 2024 20:31

I am a political optimist because deep in my heart, I believe that humanity will one day find a way to organize our political, social, and economic life in such a way that we don't need to read emails.

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Published: October 21, 2024 20:08

Yes, hundreds of engineers work at SpaceX who dedicated their lives to aerospace engineering, but the rockets happen to be personally designed by the guy with no education or experience, who is also a megalomaniac that lies about everything else and spends…

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Published: October 21, 2024 18:59

I could listen to 40 hours straight the most obnoxious of talk radio right now about how much the Jets and Aaron Rodgers suck.

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Published: October 21, 2024 16:34

Plato vs Nietzsche: Who is the Real Nerd? existentialcomics.com/comic/573 https://existentialcomics.com/comic/573

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Published: October 20, 2024 03:18

The best thing about living under a totalitarian dictatorship, I would imagine, is that you wouldn't have to listen to any of these stupid political ads.

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Published: October 20, 2024 02:34

The attack ads that local Republican candidates put out against their opponents are nuts. They are like: "She once allowed someone to LEAVE prison! She let homeless people EXIST!! and another thing.......... transgender people!!!!"

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Published: October 19, 2024 22:12

Nietzsche is funny because he's the only non-political philosopher who has fanboys who get super offended if you make fun of him. Chill out übermensches, Nietzsche was a weirdo loser, and you probably are too.

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Published: October 18, 2024 03:02

A lot of sports have guys with weird names, but the sort of weird names seem to be grouped by sport. Like there could be no "Mookie Betts" or "Yogi Berra" in the NFL, and there could be no "D'Brickashaw Ferguson" or "Captain Munnerlyn" in the MLB, if that…

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Published: October 16, 2024 23:02

Ethnostates are deeply irrational. What do I have so much in common with someone just because they happen to be the same "race" as me? In a rational world, nations would be organized solely by whether or not you were a morning person or a night person.

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Published: October 16, 2024 04:20

By the way, if you live in Pennsylvania or wherever you probably should actually vote lol. When they tally up the ballots they don't count how many consciences are hurting. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 15, 2024 16:40

Liberals want to blame leftists who sit out elections for anything their opponent does if they lose, but they don't even want to be blamed for anything their own candidate does if they win.

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Published: October 14, 2024 16:47

Francis Bacon vs the Scholastics existentialcomics.com/comic/572

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Published: October 13, 2024 21:06

It's so funny that people think Elon Musk made electric cars or designed rockets. Do you think Wall Street traders designed your TV? Do you think the bank built your house??

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Published: October 9, 2024 18:57

As Francis Bacon reminds us, knowledge is power. Especially if what you know is karate.

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Published: October 7, 2024 23:36

I feel bad for GenZ, because they never had the chance to cure their headaches by applying HeadOn DIRECTLY to their foreheads.

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Published: October 7, 2024 16:20

The Defeat of Sauron existentialcomics.com/comic/571

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Published: October 7, 2024 04:33

Imagine going to a neurologist for an actual problem and finding out he was also an NFL concussion protocol guy, and after you tell him about your headaches or whatever he's just like "rub some dirt on it, get back out there." [contains quote post or…

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Published: October 7, 2024 03:28

How do I get a job as one of these concussion protocol guys? Seems like an easy gig. Sit on the sidelines, watch football. Maybe have some beers. Do absolutely nothing no matter what happens.

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Published: October 7, 2024 01:04

I always hated how they delay NFL games for lightning, because my number one wish when watching football was always for Tom Brady to be struck by lightning on the field and die instantly.

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Published: October 1, 2024 21:49

Under communism there will be GOVERNMENT MANDATED afternoon naps, for ALL sleepy workers.

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Published: September 30, 2024 22:58

The big plot hole in The Lord of the Rings is that the Fellowship could have just flown to Mordor on eagles, and then once they got there engage in a calm ration debate with Sauron to resolve their differences.

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Published: September 30, 2024 19:06

I feel like these days men rarely do farm chores in exchange for a place to shelter during a storm, only to sneak into the barn at night and make love to the farmer's daughter and escape hastily in the morning after the farmer finds out. We used to be a…

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Published: September 30, 2024 18:22

It pisses me off so much that Microsoft didn't name their AI assistant "Clippy". Like what the fuck are they even doing? Do they have no respect for those who came before them? Nihilism is rampant in corporate America.

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Published: September 30, 2024 16:31

The Upbringing of John Stuart Mill existentialcomics.com/comic/570

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Published: September 26, 2024 03:24

Right wing influencers are fascinating because they go around saying stuff like "imagine being the kind of CUCKED man who knows what a gluten is", and somehow from this they are millionaires??

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Published: September 25, 2024 20:49

One thing that micro-transactions in video games have proven irrefutably is that men also want to spend a bunch of money on little outfits, and society had failed them in finding a way to express it.

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Published: September 23, 2024 21:32

Seriously though, how do Atheists explain the fact that Deshaun Watson sucks now? The Christian God might not exist but the Football Gods surely have been proven beyond doubt by now.

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Published: September 23, 2024 16:38

An Alternate History of the Galileo Affair existentialcomics.com/comic/569

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Published: September 21, 2024 04:13

Some Russians wanted to translate and publish some of my comics in their magazine, and then wanted me to answer some reader submitted questions, and the first question was "WHY DO YOU HATE STALIN SO MUCH?!" lmao

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Published: September 20, 2024 03:48

I judge generative AI in the same way I judge everything else, does it, or does it not, advance the project of German Idealism? I'm afraid it does not, so I cannot endorse it.

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Published: September 19, 2024 17:01

One instructive lesson that we can take from observing Trump is that when looking back at historical figures like Hitler, you should remember that they too were total morons. Just genuinely very stupid blustering idiots who couldn't understand anything.

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Published: September 17, 2024 16:24

shit man we need to figure out how to turn more people gay, like really quickly.

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Published: September 16, 2024 20:48

I love the "AI will make programmers obsolete any day now" think pieces because I hate to break it to all ya'll but programmers have been copy/pasting solutions from Stack Overflow for 10 years now, and having the computer copy/paste from stack overflow…

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Published: September 16, 2024 16:24

Dogmatic Slumber existentialcomics.com/comic/568

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Published: September 16, 2024 01:21

The new Trump would be assassin seems to have had an eclectic, almost incoherent mix of politics. One explanation for this is that he is from the distant future, so has a hard time making sense of our present day political divides.

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Published: September 16, 2024 01:07

Conservatives are really out there like "you know we are the good guys because people keep trying to assassinate our candidate!" And yeah...I just don't know how sound that logic is. Not too sure about that one guys.

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Published: September 15, 2024 20:15

I remember seeing a reddit comment (getting upvoted) in 2016 that earnestly thought the "covfefe" tweet was going to be the tipping point that ended Trump for good, as people would finally see how stupid he really is. I think about it all the time.

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Published: September 13, 2024 16:14

Given how annoying AI is turning out to be, I think we all owe this guy an apology