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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes.
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https://bsky.app/profile/existentialcomics.com/post/3mlexvwr4622c
Published: May 9, 2026 00:19
Under communism, there will not be a "potato" button on the microwave. Potato button is not needed. Potato button is not wanted. Thanks to the theories of Karl Marx, we can finally be rid of it.
https://bsky.app/profile/existentialcomics.com/post/3mlen2h7bfs2c
Published: May 8, 2026 21:05
I could never date someone younger because I would not be able to discuss with them the trials and tribulations, which were ultimately overcome, by Xena the Warrior Princess and her faithful platonic companion Gabrielle.
https://bsky.app/profile/existentialcomics.com/post/3ml2nzow63c2r
Published: May 4, 2026 21:56
"Humans are naturally selfish" - some right winger trying to justify capitalism, when talking about the most cooperative mammal to ever exist, by far.
https://bsky.app/profile/existentialcomics.com/post/3ml23bmwzrc2v
Published: May 4, 2026 16:20
Utilitarianism and Its Enemies existentialcomics.com/comic/653 https://existentialcomics.com/comic/653
https://bsky.app/profile/existentialcomics.com/post/3mklydgylrs25
Published: April 29, 2026 01:50
Nature did not design mankind to stare at screens indoors all day. We are made to struggle for the bounty of the earth. To follow the herds north and kill for our meat. To make love in cold nights as we ponder the stars. Luckily we rebelled against…
https://bsky.app/profile/existentialcomics.com/post/3mkikqktr7k2n
Published: April 27, 2026 17:09
Turing Test 2.0 existentialcomics.com/comic/652 https://existentialcomics.com/comic/652
https://bsky.app/profile/existentialcomics.com/post/3mkgmm47csc25
Published: April 26, 2026 22:37
In light in these events, I do think we need more gun control. Anyone off the street shouldn't be able to just walk in and buy a gun. There should be MANDATORY marksmanship lessons for all gun owners.
https://bsky.app/profile/existentialcomics.com/post/3mkaxqti56s2x
Published: April 24, 2026 16:40
True wisdom is know when to shut the fuck up. And that time is always.
https://bsky.app/profile/existentialcomics.com/post/3mk7375ncoc2i
Published: April 23, 2026 22:37
Good news everyone, I've created an advanced AI that can replace 90% of the managers in tech companies: #! /bin/bash echo "have more meetings where all the engineers stop working and say out loud the status of their Jira tickets.\n" exit 0;
https://bsky.app/profile/existentialcomics.com/post/3mk6hcssvhs2p
Published: April 23, 2026 16:41
I will NEVER respect Canada because they implemented democracy without shooting any British. You should ALWAYS shoot at least a few British before holding your first vote.