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https://bsky.app/profile/esckeyes.bsky.social/post/3m74etsz62k2k
Published: December 3, 2025 21:14
There's nothing like Cyber Week to remind you how many companies have your browsing and shopping data even though it's been years since you ever thought about them.
https://bsky.app/profile/esckeyes.bsky.social/post/3m6zr7j5uak2u
Published: December 2, 2025 20:18
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/nyregion/starbucks-workers-strike-settlement.html
https://bsky.app/profile/esckeyes.bsky.social/post/3m6x2hj7bfc2x
Published: December 1, 2025 18:25
I'm doing a picture book workshop in the new year!
https://app.inkedvoices.com/event/workshop/447
https://bsky.app/profile/esckeyes.bsky.social/post/3m6hteqfg7s2c
Published: November 25, 2025 17:08
I will never understand why B&N's website shows you products that AREN'T available online. They just want to show me what I can't have?
B&N's website is a mystery.
https://bsky.app/profile/esckeyes.bsky.social/post/3m5wea455gs24
Published: November 18, 2025 18:22
I feel like the vibes of this week are all off and we should just cancel and try again next week.
https://bsky.app/profile/esckeyes.bsky.social/post/3m5ezakguac2g
Published: November 11, 2025 20:50
It's the first day it is freezing temps this winter in New York. I am alredy so done with it.
https://bsky.app/profile/esckeyes.bsky.social/post/3m4yhbdsuu22p
Published: November 6, 2025 20:57
https://bookriot.com/scammers-are-targeting-authors/ Be careful authors, scammers are now targeting the Anthropic settlement money. (If you WANT to opt out of the class, go for it. But be sure that is what you want!)
https://bsky.app/profile/esckeyes.bsky.social/post/3m4raoivokc25
Published: November 4, 2025 00:10
Me: it's been dark out for hours, it must be really late.
Clock: 7:04
Me: I hate you, Standard Time.
https://bsky.app/profile/esckeyes.bsky.social/post/3m4b6pdw65s2y
Published: October 28, 2025 14:52
The Barnes and Noble website makes it so difficult to buy something it's like they don't want money.
https://bsky.app/profile/esckeyes.bsky.social/post/3m3useeong224
Published: October 23, 2025 16:39
Tomorrow I am headed to the SCBWI Eastern NY Falling Leaves Retreat! I shall return to the land of my ancestors... Albany-Rensselaer.
https://www.scbwi.org/regions/easternny/falling-leaves-masterclass-retreat
https://bsky.app/profile/esckeyes.bsky.social/post/3m3nc5oxfpk2u
Published: October 20, 2025 17:01
I hurt my foot getting out of bed (it's not broken but it's swollen). I'm trying to think of a better lie to tell people if they ask why I am limping. My first thought was "shark attack" but I'm worried people will see through it.…