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Writer and performer in LA doing comedy, horror, and gaming stuff
PBS SoCal Won't You Be My Gamer (host)
30 Morbid Minutes (creator & host) πποΈ
Freelance Games Writer (Illfonic) βπΌ
Past: Funhaus & Gametrailers
Biz inquiries: elysew.biz@gmail.com
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Published: December 21, 2024 02:39
"I can forgive $4.28 billion in student debt, but I cannot forgive Scar for what he did." - Joe Biden will NOT be seeing Mufasa (2024) this weekend!!
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Published: December 19, 2024 06:03
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and all π
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Published: December 19, 2024 04:17
Abominable snowman bludgeoning an explorer to death with his friends = Cracking a cold one open with the boys
https://bsky.app/profile/elysewillems.bsky.social/post/3ldls5kcfdc2g
Published: December 18, 2024 16:37
Everyone deserves to have that one person -- their BFF, their ride or die, their property brother.
https://bsky.app/profile/elysewillems.bsky.social/post/3ldk4rfqp3c2v
Published: December 18, 2024 00:42
It's not just a racecar shaped bed, it's a racecar shaped sleep system.
https://bsky.app/profile/elysewillems.bsky.social/post/3ldj75f3msc2p
Published: December 17, 2024 15:51
Telling your girl she's sweet and unique β
Telling your girl she's a Werther's Original β
https://bsky.app/profile/elysewillems.bsky.social/post/3ldi7hmochs2p
Published: December 17, 2024 06:24
I miss when everything was default labeled a 'nintendo,' grandma's too savvy these days.
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Published: December 17, 2024 04:53
Imagine what he would look like as a Transformer
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Published: December 15, 2024 22:02
You know that "weird" and oddly specific thing in your home that you heavily commit and irrationally adhere to? James and I have a "battery drawer" in our entertainment unit and if something doesn't supply power independent of itself it better not be inβ¦
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Published: December 14, 2024 21:11
Movies have led me to believe that at some point in life...
My car brakes will be cut
I'll need to army crawl through an air duct
Someone will wrongfully commit me to a mental institution
I'll accidentally step into quicksand
Water will spill on myβ¦