https://bsky.app/profile/elyeathea.bsky.social/post/3k4wod537tf2x
Published: August 14, 2023 17:05
My sex tape is just me, looking for my glasses in fast motion to the Benny Hill theme tune, only to find them on my head in the end scene.
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Wrestled my demons once... there was jello... it got weird. ALWAYS a joke. You can't touch my dimples. Love child of ScarJo & Chucky.
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https://bsky.app/profile/elyeathea.bsky.social/post/3k4wod537tf2x
Published: August 14, 2023 17:05
My sex tape is just me, looking for my glasses in fast motion to the Benny Hill theme tune, only to find them on my head in the end scene.
https://bsky.app/profile/elyeathea.bsky.social/post/3k4ua2hbvo52j
Published: August 13, 2023 17:44
Kinda want to join a sex cult ... but I'm over 40 so I think I've missed my shot.
https://bsky.app/profile/elyeathea.bsky.social/post/3k4casblyeq2p
Published: August 6, 2023 14:10
I can't be a safe house for your demons.