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Posts: 15

Followers: 1

https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mclfd6z4ts2b

Published: January 17, 2026 00:48

It's been a tough week so I think what we all need is a peevish, arcane consumer complaint. I'm here to provide it.

https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mcfqrea7mk2d

Published: January 14, 2026 18:57

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https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mcdvjq42xk2b

Published: January 14, 2026 01:17

Case closed Tony!

https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mcdpcclyr22r

Published: January 13, 2026 23:26

When you have a mandate to distract from Nazism and also a dog's brain [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mcdobrlui22r

Published: January 13, 2026 23:07

Living their best lives

https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mcdlm7d5bc27

Published: January 13, 2026 22:19

I keep rereading this and can’t tell if it’s a joke [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mcbb66uhks2b

Published: January 13, 2026 00:07

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https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mcb5jcdzgk2k

Published: January 12, 2026 23:02

Arsonist in Jackson, Mississippi pouring gas inside a synagogue directly in front of a Tree of Life memorial-plaque wall via https://www.wapt.com/article/new-surveillance-video-shows-suspect-before-synagogue-fire/69978024

https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mcasfapgmc2k

Published: January 12, 2026 19:43

Bill Ackman gave $10k to this sieg-heiling Nazi's fundraiser for a murderer: [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mcaqu6vkac2k

Published: January 12, 2026 19:15

It's amazing they've become a national joke in a matter of weeks.

https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mc6qe6rlw22o

Published: January 12, 2026 00:01

Reality and Fiction: Who's to Say Which is Accurate? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/elivalley.bsky.social/post/3mc47g3zy3k2m

Published: January 10, 2026 23:53

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