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Published: November 4, 2025 04:43

Two separate people sent me this exact same image less than 30 seconds apart. I imagine them separated by thousands of miles yet moving in complete muscle-synchronized lockstep as they type an identical query into Google Image Search [contains quote post…

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Published: November 4, 2025 04:11

Why did she do that

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Published: November 4, 2025 03:52

When suddenly need Super Mario Brothers finished in under four minutes and 55 seconds and it is an EMERGENCY and you don't know what you're going to do but then you look behind you and it turns out Niftski was standing there the whole time [contains quote…

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Published: November 4, 2025 02:54

Why don't you ever use your full-screen attacks

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Published: November 4, 2025 01:21

I think… I think he's telling me to post

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Published: November 4, 2025 00:27

The artist also has a pixel art Aphrodite but I'm not completely sure I can boost it on this account [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 3, 2025 21:18

Is it known when Godot 4.6 will get a release candidate?

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Published: November 3, 2025 20:44

What do you think are the chances of me managing to reverse the copyright claim on this old video I'm super super proud of and apparently inspired a feature in Super Meat Boy, which later Nintendo copyright claimed because it showed a romhack and Nintendo…

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Published: November 3, 2025 20:06

Apparently soon Google is running a dubious "AI-powered" upscale operation on YouTube's entire history, so I figure this might be a good time to dump recs for all my favorite Ancient YouTube videos before Google potentially fucks them up

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Published: November 3, 2025 20:05

What I'm listening to today: "Junior Kickstart", The Go! Team This is my favorite video on YouTube. The Go Team in their Gleeful Copyright Infringement Era does a lovesong to 70s funk with a music video that's a love letter to 70s film. An iconic New York…

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Published: November 3, 2025 19:36

Instinctive motion

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Published: November 3, 2025 18:55

"The government said Monday that state agencies will have to recode their eligibility systems to adjust… and it is unclear how quickly state systems will be able to do so. It warned that in some states, these system changes 'will take anywhere from a few…

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Published: November 3, 2025 16:34

*Soulja boy is up to some nonsense with emulation-based video game hardware* Me: Haha Soulja Boy, what a lovable scamp *Palmer Luckey is up to some nonsense with emulation-based video game hardware* Me: I'm so depressed I want to stop making video games

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Published: November 3, 2025 16:24

There was a period (the 90s) using a computer meant constantly debugging little surprises because the software wasn't very good. And there's a period (now) using a computer means similar constant little surprises/hurdles because the software updates…

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Published: November 3, 2025 15:11

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Published: November 3, 2025 04:33

I want the godzilla goo [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 3, 2025 03:43

Saw lots of people jawdropped at Bari Weiss being put in charge of CBS news given her lack of experience at journalism. But propaganda… if the point of CBS news is to create propaganda, then Bari Weiss is just the pick. [contains quote post or other…

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Published: November 3, 2025 03:22

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Published: November 3, 2025 03:21

…no, I don't get it. Why *was* 6 afraid of 7

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Published: November 3, 2025 02:46

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Published: November 3, 2025 01:37

I don't think I'm going to put it in the music thread but I super dig the guitar solo in the middle of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsqNUeDGcRk

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Published: November 3, 2025 01:29

I wonder how much it would cost to go to a Toronto Sceptres game. *checks* Hmm… $60-70 for the cheapest tickets. I guess I do not know what number I expected.

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Published: November 2, 2025 23:14

Scrutinizing the character art in Hades 2 to see if Eris has good trigger discipline

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Published: November 2, 2025 22:34

Sending this post to the Bluesky CTO and within 15 minutes getting banned for an 18-month-old post badmouthing Kirk Cameron [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 2, 2025 20:51

This post did better numbers on Mastodon than it did here. Conclusion: More Mastodon users than Bluesky users are horses [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 2, 2025 20:22

Boost this post if you are a horse and you want instant noodles

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Published: November 2, 2025 20:00

What I'm listening to today: "volca drum & Kaoss Pad ＆ NTS-1", Takeo Watanabe Improvised alien skittering out behind a shed somewhere, while neighborhood birds try to outyell the performance. Notice the effects/echo unit on the left being played like an…

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Published: November 2, 2025 19:11

God I fuckin hate the thing where if you're replying to someone and your reply is two posts long instead of one, Bluesky posts the second reply (but only the second) to the public timeline "Hey how about exposing 7,000 people to one side of a telephone…

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Published: November 2, 2025 17:22

Sometimes I complain about generative AI and people are like "well if machine learning is so bad then why didn't anyone object to [horrible thing from 2014 that I, mcc, personally complained a lot about at the time]"

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Published: November 2, 2025 17:14

Venture capital poisons societies and it was a mistake to allow it into the operation of libraries https://cloudisland.nz/@heyrochelle/115478343020558350

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Published: November 2, 2025 16:08

In retrospect, maybe it should have been a red flag earlier that they called my degree a "BS in computer science"

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Published: November 2, 2025 03:56

On my feed everyone is talking about baseball and then there's this one account that is just livetweeting The Thing (1982)

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Published: November 2, 2025 03:32

I like how because of the abbreviation for "LA Dodgers" the website is describing Blake Snell as the "Pitching Lad"

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Published: November 2, 2025 03:12

I'm reloading a page every few minutes to see how the score is going and let me tell you… this is literally exactly as exciting as watching baseball

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Published: November 1, 2025 22:53

Basically, there are three "Bluesky"s, none of which resemble each other: The Bluesky that Bluesky claimed, at the beginning, they were trying to build; the Bluesky that Bluesky *actually* is trying to build; and the website that actually cohered into…

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Published: November 1, 2025 21:36

We went to Uncle Tetsu's and got what I'm guessing is the last of the Halloween-themed cheesecake

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Published: November 1, 2025 19:03

What I'm listening to today: "Gar Tīgh Bārad", Avin Ahmadi Iranian traditional guitar piece originally by Siamak Aghaei. Slow and soft, or not exactly slow, just unhurried, performed with expert control and incredible, overwhelming emotion. Music starts…

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Published: November 1, 2025 16:07

The "cybertruck" is not cyberpunk. This is cyberpunk. Cyberpunk was not really supposed to be "fun". [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 1, 2025 15:22

One egg…

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Published: November 1, 2025 03:41

Seeing the posts about what happened in the Baseball Game and like. Do they have to make up a whole new rule to decide what to do when this happens, now

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Published: November 1, 2025 03:19

Happy new year everybody

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Published: October 31, 2025 23:11

I sincerely hate this. I wonder if there's a way I can hack my PDS to refuse to store the dislike content [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 31, 2025 21:10

Would you like to see a drawing of some girls from Zenless Zone Zero doing something cute but lewd https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ca32etf57szyxemea2kgogeg/post/3m4ixzgmnas2d

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Published: October 31, 2025 20:26

The list of types of people who get sent to camps, in the new Trump-branded US, continues to expand. The list is not done expanding. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 31, 2025 19:03

Note: Today's rec courtesy of @spookysquid.bsky.social [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 31, 2025 19:03

What I'm listening to today: "jazz jungle mix at Japanese rice field", Takuya Nakamura The composer of Virtua Fighter and Lumines goes out in an actual rice field with a Pioneer deck and trumpet and spins D&B with occasional trumpet solos. Unbelievably…

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Published: October 31, 2025 17:27

Hm This… looks like… not my thing, but… good? https://store.steampowered.com/app/2416450/MOUSE_PI_For_Hire/

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Published: October 30, 2025 22:29

Should I still be mad at David Sirota

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Published: October 30, 2025 22:23

I'm a millennial which means whenever I describe something as "80s style" or "from the 80s" what I actually mean is 1992 or 1993

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Published: October 30, 2025 22:22

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Published: October 30, 2025 21:54

[2015] DUDES: We made a website where you can look up a charity and see what % of donations it spends on admin overhead ME: Hey that rules DUDES: It's called effective altruism [2025] ME: Holy fuck. What the fuck are you guys doing. Why are you doing…

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Published: October 30, 2025 21:37

I'm doing whatever the opposite of photosynthesizing is

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Published: October 30, 2025 21:28

Say I have two tickets to The Crow (1994) at The Revue in Toronto at 6:45 tonight but it has turned out I can use neither. Do you (reading this) want them

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Published: October 30, 2025 20:03

Moon is a really, really great, unique game. If you've ever enjoyed speedrunning I think you'll like Moon. Especially jawdropping every time while playing it you remember it was first released in 1997. I haven't played Stray Children. I bet I'm going to…

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Published: October 30, 2025 19:56

Just got an email from Vogmask.com . They're now running an out-of-business sale and citing the increased overhead of tariffs as the breaking-point factor in halting their business. Trump just takes and takes and takes.

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Published: October 30, 2025 19:19

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Published: October 30, 2025 19:02

What I'm listening to today: "I have found her...", Some1 1998 lo-fi-hip-hop tracker tune so laid back it's practically an OSHA hazard. Eleven minutes but really uses the entire runtime, you just kinda let it run in the background and it surprises you…

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Published: October 30, 2025 18:27

Danger has a thread here. I'm trying to understand what just happened with Affinity, an alternative Adobe-like suite that's like a worse Pixelmator. It got bought by Canva, a crappy subscription AI tool, so when they started teasing some big change…

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Published: October 30, 2025 17:00

In my opinion, the Steam Deck makes it harder than it should be to keep track of whether you are yourself or your wife

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Published: October 30, 2025 16:46

Magical things happening at the Rexall clearance rack

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Published: October 30, 2025 15:12

World where curses are real so if you go down to the drugstore there's a witch on staff who once a year will cast a mild curse on you so that your body builds up its natural defenses against stronger curses

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Published: October 30, 2025 04:04

Trying not to be dulled to the horror of this headline [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 30, 2025 00:23

DID NOT REALIZE THERE'S AN INFINITE TIMBITS GLITCH [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 29, 2025 23:08

This is particularly baffling because one of the primary reasons to be using Sony's Crunchyroll instead of "general" video streaming sites is that Crunchyroll *does* have the better, properly typeset subtitles. If Crunchyroll stops providing those, what is…

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Published: October 29, 2025 22:47

Source: https://9to5google.com/2025/10/29/youtube-adds-ai-upscaled-super-resolution-for-low-quality-videos/ *End users* can opt out, and will be able to check in the player whether they are watching a real or upscaled video. But I am very curious, if you…

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Published: October 29, 2025 19:07

computer pseudoscience

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Published: October 29, 2025 17:08

You somehow manipulated yourself into a place where Doug Ford is coming off as the better, more level-headed person. Congratulations https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/doug-ford-us-ambassador-apology-ad-9.6958531

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Published: October 29, 2025 01:22

When you're negotiating with the teacher's union and you do something that gets *condemned by Amnesty International*. Is that good https://amnesty.ca/press-releases/alberta-notwithstanding-clause-bill-2/

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Published: October 28, 2025 22:34

I have never played Vampire Survivors. If I met a vampire I would probably not survive. I expect it would just kill me

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Published: October 28, 2025 22:04

So today I learned that "carbohydrate" and "hydrocarbon" are totally different words and that a "carbohydrate" is not a "hydrocarbon" because "carbohydrates" contain oxygen and "hydrocarbons"can contain only hydrogen and carbon. Why is the terminology like…

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Published: October 28, 2025 20:54

Bruce Willis is gonna have to spend SO much time chasing this down https://www.wapt.com/article/monkeys-on-the-loose-near-heidelberg-mississippi/69181629

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Published: October 28, 2025 20:09

What I'm listening to today: "Continuum 1" Nala Sinephro Mind-expanding jazz with a simmering intensity, semi-non-repeating bubbly drums and floaty beep noises. Chill but pressured, a dream coming over your consciousness like a cloud covering the…

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Published: October 28, 2025 17:56

I have this Lenovo tablet that shuts off when it hits 20% battery life. If 20% is the point where it no longer functions, shouldn't the 20% point be 0%? I think it would be easier for a computer to remember to subract 0.2 and multiply by 1.25 than me, a…

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Published: October 28, 2025 17:05

What the fuck

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Published: October 28, 2025 17:00

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Published: October 28, 2025 16:29

Here is a thread about a weird element of NYC's mayoral ballot. TLDR it's better to vote on the Working Families line, voting for Zohran under both parties is okay (it counts as a Democratic vote rather than an overvote). [contains quote post or other…

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Published: October 28, 2025 05:57

Ok so I have a proposal for how to fix the problem in baseball

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Published: October 28, 2025 05:36

"Aw, I'm no good at the game!" "You just need some rest! Get some rest! Get some rest! Get some rest! Get some rest! Get some rest! Get some rest!" [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 28, 2025 05:15

Lilly and McCoy were shy of a hundred and forty pounds In 1842 they went a hundred and eighteen rounds

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Published: October 28, 2025 03:39

If I watch the Fionna and Cake series after having only sporadically watched Adventure Time (although i watched the original pilot like 9 times, I did not have an easy way of watching TV by the time the show aired) will I still be able to enjoy it

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Published: October 28, 2025 03:16

The person posting about how they just started watching Birdie Wing set no quote boosts, so I'm just gonna say: Watch Birdie Wing

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Published: October 27, 2025 23:15

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Published: October 27, 2025 22:56

Email from my House representative about how to keep your heat from being cut off during furloughs

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Published: October 27, 2025 22:23

I don't know if literally anyone can use this information but Grace Mandarin Chinese is such a useful channel if you are learning Mandarin. Every time I get stuck on a pronunciation problem I find she's got a 5 minute video precisely explaining what to do…

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Published: October 27, 2025 21:40

这周我在玩电子游戏《空洞骑士：丝之歌》。游戏讲述了一个小虫子的故事。她被一个蜘蛛教会绑架，她必须打败它们。我喜欢这款游戏，因为它很难。 电子游戏在中国很受欢迎，可是《丝之歌》在中国却不受欢迎，因为它的翻译质量很差。 #练习

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Published: October 27, 2025 20:46

This is where I'm posting from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoI4WFpiSH4 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 27, 2025 20:21

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Published: October 27, 2025 19:00

What I'm listening to today: "idontloveyouanymore", puhf Breakcore/jungle for waking up. Punk was the music of youth because guitars were cheap. Now DAWs are cheap and gen Z is turning out incredibly satisfying breakcore in enormous quantities …

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Published: October 27, 2025 18:31

It doesn't matter how many fucking times you disable the AI, they will simply add new AI settings and turn them on by default. The only solution is to completely boycott any company which has any AI product anywhere in their portfolio. Yes, that's…

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Published: October 27, 2025 16:27

ghdsfhgfdhsd this website (ps existential comics more or less states the same thing i'm saying here, in the post below the comic) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 27, 2025 15:46

If you are a New Yorker, and you're trying to decide if it's worth it to go out and vote, consider: You *personally* can make Elon Musk unhappy [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 27, 2025 15:08

Lock company has a crashout ??! https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/10/suing-a-popular-youtuber-who-shimmed-a-130-lock-what-could-possibly-go-wrong/

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Published: October 27, 2025 03:24

So the following are feminist science fiction movies I have seen: Possession (1981) Possessor (2021) Resurrection (2022) Conclusion: if I watched "Reanimator" (1985) it would somehow turn out to be feminist

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Published: October 27, 2025 00:57

Why was this even on the table? Why did Ford think this was the moment he could get away with going all in to make landlords look sympathetic and downtrodden? What about the other parts of Bill 60?…

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Published: October 26, 2025 23:51

How shall I put this. It seems difficult to characterize the Democratic Party's relationship to Zohran Mamdami as "support". [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 26, 2025 21:34

Here is a thread [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 26, 2025 21:32

Come on man just one more iTunes update. Just one more iTunes update and we'll be done

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Published: October 26, 2025 19:00

What I'm listening to today: "CSIRAC" / "Delete", Ninajirachi Choppy noise experiment ➜ hyper hyper pop ninajirachi.bandcamp.com/track/csirac ninajirachi.bandcamp.com/track/delete Ninajirachi is an Australian EDM producer. You can tell her music is…

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Published: October 26, 2025 16:23

Thinking about how news sources moving to articles written partially or completely by "AI", would have been a lot harder if news sources hadn't first fired their copy editors, meaning that even the human-written articles sometimes look like they could be…

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Published: October 26, 2025 15:55

A thing I love is when a corporation issues a statement denying an allegation and then in the next sentence explaining what they are actually doing, which turns out to be exactly the same as what was alleged