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Published: October 22, 2026 15:12

The biggest danger to this administration is being a non-white person who is funnier and better at posting than them. That's why they're arresting this woman's family members for running a weed store two weeks before an election. She has the juice and…

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Published: October 22, 2026 03:19

lol I love Luka so much man. They put a rookie on him in the opener tonight, in his first game ever, and he took that as immense disrespect and just hit a halfcourt shot on him to end the half. The most spiteful guy in the NBA, he is the fucking best.

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Published: October 21, 2026 16:25

Checking in on Gen Z's fashion speedrun of every era since 1981. They have made it to 2009 American Apparel McCarren Park Pool Hipster. Zero variation, too: ripped skinny jeans, v-necks and flannels. They will be doing a nostalgic rerun of pandemic…

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Published: October 20, 2026 22:53

Okay, here's the deal, I stupidly bought NBA 2K27 as a digital code on NewEgg.com because I had a promo code, but I bought it for the wrong console and I can't return it. Not a contest, but reply to this post with your favorite Onion sports headline and…

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Published: October 20, 2026 21:01

I'm not kidding, the guy simply has to be at the very least deported at the end of this. If we're doing "he's not from here" shit, he is the most not from here guy alive. He needs jail or deportation the second it's viable to do it. [contains quote post…

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Published: October 20, 2026 16:28

I do think Acton should go as hard as possible on this. "Elon Musk is paying millions of dollars to bombard your TV with lies by a rapist pedophile and his insane enabler wife. Don't let him win." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 20, 2026 15:00

I loved You Can See Everything, it's as transformative and important as everyone says, but it does that thing at the end where it's a black screen with a written update about a plot point that doesn't matter much. It's like if Spielberg cut to black and it…