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Published: July 24, 2026 15:39

lol okay sure! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 24, 2026 00:40

Many people are saying. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 23, 2026 23:59

InfoWars is now live. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvDIgK1c0zU

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Published: July 23, 2026 23:45

Alex Jones popped like a balloon. InfoWars starts in 15 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvDIgK1c0zU

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Published: July 23, 2026 23:29

30 minutes to InfoWars. Join thousands of people watching a suckling goat live in the pre-show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvDIgK1c0zU

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Published: July 23, 2026 19:00

You actually can fight it. That is absolutely something you can do. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 23, 2026 16:12

Happy InfoWars day to all. New episode tonight, with a very special guest, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvDIgK1c0zU

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Published: July 23, 2026 14:54

ok

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Published: July 22, 2026 02:22

This is tomorrow in Chicago! Swing by. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 21, 2026 20:33

Btw, everybody yelling at us for no alt text on InfoWars posts: You're right. We're sorry. We've got a whole new setup on the new account for Bluesky specifically and we're trying to navigate it. Apologies again and we're fixing it.

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Published: July 20, 2026 23:17

One day I hope someone believes in you the way Alice Cooper’s first manager believed in them.

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Published: July 20, 2026 22:14

Hmmmm, agree to disagree [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 20, 2026 18:38

Oh right, we're in Hudson News now! Get an Onion while your flight is delayed because of the things likely outlined in the paper. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 20, 2026 16:58

Papa! Papa! The refs are being mean to me! https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/bryson-dechambeau-wanted-donald-trump-140812606.html

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Published: July 20, 2026 00:57

Want to come to The Onion office and talk about the best book I read this year with the author? We're hosting @juliaangwin.com and @fieldsmeyer.com on Wednesday night at The Onion office. There will be cheap beer and wine. The book is about fighting back…

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Published: July 19, 2026 22:57

Congrats to Spain. A generational ham country. Ham as a fingerfood, ham as a meal. They earned that trophy in my book. The ham book, in this instance.

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Published: July 19, 2026 19:49

pausa de hidratación

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Published: July 19, 2026 17:05

Well that makes sense of the murder spree. Prosecute everyone. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 19, 2026 02:30

Jesus Christmas [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 19, 2026 01:12

Wow did you guys know the same guy who invented the Jeef Beef also invented the twohorse dumpwagon?

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Published: July 19, 2026 00:33

Alex Jones is a big reason Andrew Tate became as famous as he is. Alex had a little skirmish with Joe Rogan, but offered an olive branch one day via text seemingly just so he could get Tate onto Rogan's podcast. I swear to you these are real texts, even…

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Published: July 18, 2026 23:09

It’s incredibly small and incredibly astroturfed. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 18, 2026 21:11

lol where do they even find this create-a-player-ass guy?

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Published: July 18, 2026 19:59

Trump two years ago: [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 18, 2026 02:03

Wokebocop. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 17, 2026 19:26

If only we could be as beautiful as this fucking haunted gremlin egg child over here. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 17, 2026 19:21

Hello everybody in Chicago! I'm throwing a book event with my friend @juliaangwin.com at The Onion's office next week. It's free (although you better fuckin' buy her book). We'll also be playing next week's InfoWars one day in advance. Obviously…

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Published: July 17, 2026 14:41

I knew WIRED had great sourcing but I didn't know they could talk to people in Hell who recently popped like a balloon. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 17, 2026 14:20

I was straight up crying laughing the first time I saw this. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 17, 2026 01:58

Surely these people need more testosterone. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 17, 2026 01:28

Even CBS, the Throat GOAT of this administration, is just talking over him right now. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 17, 2026 01:23

Just home from the InfoWars stream, is Trump's thing just pure crank bullshit?

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Published: July 17, 2026 00:42

Yep! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 17, 2026 00:31

Yes, we actually made Demon Guard for InfoWars. Buy some before we run out. https://store.theonion.com/products/demon-guard

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Published: July 17, 2026 00:18

Tim and a very special guest, his ex-wife, is up now on InfoWars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgjA-JM-1B4

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Published: July 16, 2026 23:59

InfoWars is live. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgjA-JM-1B4

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Published: July 16, 2026 23:50

Ten minutes to a new episode of InfoWars. We have created a poor incentive structure with our new chat feature. New theme song, btw. https://www.youtube.com/live/vgjA-JM-1B4

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Published: July 16, 2026 23:42

Fuck James Dolan. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/knicks/2026/07/16/madison-square-garden-sues-wired-celebrities-database-risk-scores/90949363007/

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Published: July 16, 2026 23:29

InfoWars is live in 30 minutes. We're already featuring your best demon stories in the chat preshow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgjA-JM-1B4

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Published: July 16, 2026 23:28

InfoWars is live in 30 minutes. We're already featuring your best demon stories in the preshow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgjA-JM-1B4

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Published: July 16, 2026 22:01

2 hours until InfoWars; 3 hours until nuclear annihilation. [contains quote post or other embedded content]