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Published: June 14, 2026 19:06

Holding a big metal rod to own the libs. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 14, 2026 17:13

Fascism's a fever you break with shit like what happened in New York last night. Create more excuses to feel things like that together.

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Published: June 14, 2026 05:32

Sure why not let’s go Knicks

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Published: June 14, 2026 04:11

The vibe shift is upon us. Woke 9 has begun.

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Published: June 14, 2026 03:34

God bless Jalen Brunson, this is city is so fuckin good

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Published: June 14, 2026 03:31

Holy fucking shit

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Published: June 14, 2026 03:11

Basketball is the fucking best man.

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Published: June 14, 2026 03:10

Guy my height taking over the NBA Finals is fucking nuts. This team has the biggest heart of all time.

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Published: June 14, 2026 03:06

Jalen Brunson straight Dirking it.

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Published: June 14, 2026 01:01

They got crackstreams in a Chrome window at the Cyclones game.

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Published: June 13, 2026 20:56

Sharp thinking by the world’s most brilliant baby boys to create the biggest billboard projection opportunity in D.C. with the Kennedy Center tarp.

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Published: June 12, 2026 21:18

In New York and you can identify the Dimes Square fash men because they all look like the killer from Scream. The women just look bad.

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Published: June 12, 2026 15:51

welp [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 12, 2026 01:10

sure why not [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 11, 2026 20:20

These are simply the dumbest people of all time. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 11, 2026 18:33

I didn't until they appeared, but I now think group chats might dramatically change the game here.

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Published: June 11, 2026 18:21

For some reason I'm starting to lose faith in the credibility of this FBI.

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Published: June 11, 2026 17:51

This will end real fine. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 11, 2026 17:27

In my opinion, it is good when a jury of my peers is “in the tank” for my peers. That’s the point of having a jury of my peers at all. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 11, 2026 04:51

Crazy at the end of the day the team name is pants. Let’s go pants. Pants in five. Pants or nobody etc.

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Published: June 11, 2026 03:36

Everyone on this plane to JFK is friends now. Knicks in five.

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Published: June 11, 2026 03:18

Taxiing at JFK and the plane is hootin and hollerin

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Published: June 11, 2026 03:13

This whistle is in fact brutal. Really weird to see just this game called this way.

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Published: June 11, 2026 01:46

I do blame Trump for the Knicks stuff by the way. He’s such a unique vibesmonster. Just a succubus of any and all joy. A sleep paralysis demon that takes anything that looks like light and turns it into the visage of death. He is intent on haunting…

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Published: June 11, 2026 01:35

The flagrants are flagrants and the ticky tack fouls shouldn’t be called in a Finals game like this. But the refs could be dogs with whistles and it wouldn’t change that the Spurs are straight up whooping they ass tonight.

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Published: June 10, 2026 16:29

Need a book that's not a slog for a flight. Maybe something fun and funny. Not a huge sci-fi guy. The last books I read were Strange Houses and Strange Pictures, which were okay, but I'm mostly an autofiction guy when I'm stuck on a plane. Something voicey…

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Published: June 9, 2026 20:47

Recap of the Broadview 6 grand jury: — WEEK 1: Government tries to indict protesters for impeding a police car. Jurors ask why the cop isn't being charged for driving into them instead. No bill. — WEEK 2: Government presents same exact argument. Jurors…

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Published: June 9, 2026 20:18

Incredible line from a grand juror in the Broadview 6 case, who had just asked the prosecutors why they get "unlimited tries" to indict people they don't want to indict: "I heard this case like last week and I thought it was a crock of shit then and I…

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Published: June 9, 2026 20:02

Kalshi also DM'd me asking me to post about them. Assumed it was a Nigerian prince scam. It apparently was not! I ignored it, because fuck Kalshi. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 9, 2026 19:11

Wario Weiss [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 9, 2026 19:04

Was she telling people who would come in 5th place? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 9, 2026 16:43

Please god run as a Republican and haunt that primary. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 9, 2026 16:31

SpaceX IPO Final Boss [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 9, 2026 14:05

New floor! But also 23% approval among independents is fuckin' crazy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: June 9, 2026 00:17

This isn't cope, I just refuse to believe Steyer's as dead as all of the betting sites believe. If he pulls this off, remember that these sites have him at a 3% chance to advance right now, meaning it's not wisdom of the crowds, it's just gambling. …

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Published: June 8, 2026 22:57

lol what an obvious conjob https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/08/opinion/spacex-ipo-stock-market.html?unlocked_article_code=1.olA.qgS3.R-XlvlnIrE4G&smid=nytcore-android-share

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Published: June 8, 2026 22:16

Just gonna say it: Bad vibes headed into this game tonight. "Too much shit going on" is my diagnosis. I don't like that. Five too many Things happening. I hope I am wrong.

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Published: June 8, 2026 18:16

Folks we're getting some extremely cursed energy all the way around for the game tonight.

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Published: June 8, 2026 15:45

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Published: June 8, 2026 02:58

Three years ago tomorrow, I very nervously gave this speech. I knew my career as a TV journalist was dunzo, cooked, filleted, kaput the morning I wrote it. (Thanks to Kat insisting I go for it anyway.) The end is awfully prescient at this exact second,…

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Published: June 7, 2026 15:05

Who got an NBA Finals bar in San Francisco for tomorrow?

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Published: June 7, 2026 15:01

He's starting to look like a Halloween mask of himself. [contains quote post or other embedded content]