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Tremendous economy, "the hottest in the world," they're saying, incredible economy, yes, we're buying cartel gold and selling it as our own, they're saying it's the greatest economy of all time.…

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Published: April 26, 2026 19:46

I am new to being a Lakers fan, it still kinda feels like rooting for TurboTax, but I've been genuinely inspired by LeBron leading a bunch of random dudes with names from a bad Nashville bachelor party — Luke, Jarred, Jaxson, Jake — to a potential sweep.

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Published: April 26, 2026 15:59

Nailed it! Exactly what he was like. Great work! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 26, 2026 02:10

We’ve become way too inured to the constant violence because of all of the people in power who revel in it. What a joyless, artless, sexless, rudderless country we became so fast.

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Published: April 26, 2026 01:19

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters…

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Published: April 25, 2026 17:25

The top was down. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 24, 2026 21:59

What a week.

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Published: April 24, 2026 21:42

Thank you, People Magazine, for helping spread one of Jim Haggerty and InfoWars' first big scoops that's been hidden from the American public for years, which is that JFK didn't kill himself. …

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Published: April 24, 2026 15:44

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

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Published: April 24, 2026 14:23

The Onion is worth $479.1 trillion and exactly three Bitcoin, since we’re just saying stuff [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 24, 2026 02:52

Love Chicago.

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Published: April 23, 2026 23:50

Well this is very nice. Thank you, Brian. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 23, 2026 22:48

Ending every business email now with "AND FUCK YOU IF YOU WILL NOT DO THIS." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 23, 2026 19:45

After haranguing our merch guy, looks like the trucker hats are back in stock. We'll see how long this lasts. https://store.theonion.com/products/infonionwars-trucker-hat-w-rainbow-patch

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Published: April 23, 2026 19:39

Alex Jones yesterday, April 22nd of 2026, is once again saying the Sandy Hook massacre was a false flag done by "professional shooters." It is imperative we take over that studio as soon as possible.

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Published: April 23, 2026 17:05

On Office Hours right now, InfoWarriors. https://www.youtube.com/live/fdEiZqwbN2E?si=AmQEBkcQ792P94Y-

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Published: April 23, 2026 15:16

I have legit lost my voice from doing an Alex Jones impression once an hour or so for the last three days. Nobody hates this man more than his own larynx.

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Published: April 23, 2026 10:30

Papa! Papa!

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Published: April 23, 2026 01:25

lol what a dummy

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Published: April 22, 2026 17:37

It’s coming. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/the-onion-infowars-takeover-jim-haggerty-1235551949/

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Published: April 22, 2026 15:42

It’s coming. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 22, 2026 14:49

We are out of rainbow trucker hats. I repeat: We have sold out of rainbow InfoWars trucker hats. (We'll restock them. But you can still buy the union-made shirts.) https://www.them.us/story/infowars-licensed-the-onion-rainbow-logo

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Published: April 22, 2026 14:34

Here's a nice little story about my friendship with @lindseyadler.bsky.social, who was around me when most people in my life we saying "you're insane," but she was saying "you're insane, but you're also right, so you should keep going."…

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Published: April 22, 2026 03:13

Best ONN in months at least. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 21, 2026 22:10

Correct.

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Published: April 21, 2026 20:55

Got to say "one enema away from solving world hunger" on cable news' most watched show last night. InfoWars is already paying off.

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Published: April 21, 2026 16:31

Please leave it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 21, 2026 14:48

Our plans: https://www.businessinsider.com/onion-ceo-plans-taking-over-infowars-alex-jones-sandy-hook-2026-4

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Published: April 21, 2026 02:23

Once again "the death of the West" meant "the death of my secret bank account." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 21, 2026 00:05

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Published: April 21, 2026 00:04

I will be on @maddow.bsky.social’s show tonight to talk about InfoWars. Unlike the site’s current proprietor, I am not presently shirtless.

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Published: April 20, 2026 21:49

Some timeline stuff: — We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks. — We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs. — Visit theonion.info, buy…

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Published: April 20, 2026 21:43

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

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Published: April 20, 2026 21:10

Thank you, Bill. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 20, 2026 19:15

What a beautiful piece of writing from my boss, @brycetetraeder.bsky.social. https://theonion.com/at-long-last-infowars-is-ours/

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Published: April 20, 2026 19:06

We're about to find out! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 20, 2026 18:27

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

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Published: April 20, 2026 17:37

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

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Published: April 20, 2026 17:31

Get excited. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/business/infowars-alex-jones-the-onion.html?unlocked_article_code=1.cVA.o08W.alVoNaODdnC1&smid=url-share

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Published: April 20, 2026 17:24

This nightmare cost us so much money. Help us out! Get the tote. https://membership.theonion.com/iw/?campaign=701cx00000e5Fp0AAE

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Published: April 20, 2026 17:22

Yes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 20, 2026 17:21

Yes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: April 20, 2026 17:18

theonion.info https://theonion.info

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Published: April 20, 2026 17:13

Here's how we're taking over InfoWars. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/business/infowars-alex-jones-the-onion.html?unlocked_article_code=1.cVA.o08W.alVoNaODdnC1&smid=url-share

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Published: April 20, 2026 17:04

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more. [contains quote post or…

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Published: April 20, 2026 17:02

There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

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Published: April 20, 2026 16:56

Stand by for news.

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