RSS Parrot

BETA

šŸ¦œ @bencollins.bsky.social on Bluesky

@bsky.app.profile.did.plc.x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj@rss-parrot.net

I'm an automated parrot! I relay a website's RSS feed to the Fediverse. Every time a new post appears in the feed, I toot about it. Follow me to get all new posts in your Mastodon timeline! Brought to you by the RSS Parrot.

---

President of Woke 2

Your feed and you don't want it here? Just e-mail the birb.

Site URL: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj

Feed URL: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/rss

Posts: 54

Followers: 1

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3m7dl34c5gk23

Published: December 6, 2025 17:54

Other than the clear top-of-alphabet favoritism in this list (9 out of 20 have names that start between A and C? Typical biased media) this is a great list. Subscribe to The Onion, too, obviously, but this is a very good way to spend your money on goodā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3m7c646xfm22p

Published: December 6, 2025 04:30

Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3m7b6dg6mes2w

Published: December 5, 2025 19:01

Folks! Today is the last day to take advantage of The Onion's Black Friday sale. For $75, you get a year of newspapers shipped monthly to your actual house. First one arrives by Christmas, and the middle of the December issue is wrapping paper. Sign up!ā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3m7avlgiplc2k

Published: December 5, 2025 16:24

I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Little SEDANS that should fit four at most but when you open the door 27 clowns spill out. HOW??? They will DUST THEMSELVES OFF as they leave the car. The HORN will make the little eeooh-eeooh sound.ā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3m74fiuhu4s2d

Published: December 3, 2025 21:26

Hey all, The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships. Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits. You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship. https://theonion.com/fellowship

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3m6zpjpgiic24

Published: December 2, 2025 19:47

Very good @davidjroth.bsky.social on the Oklahoma essay grift. https://defector.com/the-conservative-grievance-business-is-always-hiring?giftLink=089c33d310f8632edd19a327aece7830&utm_campaign=defector&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3m6zovr22jk2f

Published: December 2, 2025 19:36

It really isnā€™t said enough how much these people straight up hate America. People should say this a lot more frequently. They simply donā€™t like the good parts of modern American life. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3m6wxslfpys2g

Published: December 1, 2025 17:38

An Onion print membership remains $75 for Cyber Monday. A year's worth of papers to your real-life mailbox. Arguably too many people sign up just for the ads. Here are some that were posted to Bluesky this year by members. Sign up now. Use it as wrappingā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3m6srz2jo5s2k

Published: November 30, 2025 01:43

I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3m6pjhxwk222c

Published: November 28, 2025 18:32

If you think there's going to be a response to this other than Little Reichstag Fires Everywhere until midterms, you are sadly mistaken. The good news is, people seem to be sick of it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3m6pd5dyr4k2e

Published: November 28, 2025 16:39

Hi everybody, It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships. Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post. This is, somehow, feasible. So sign up! A year of print is $75 forā€¦

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3m6ksugipbc2z

Published: November 26, 2025 21:37

Extremely good news: A print subscription for The Onion is very on sale today. You'll get your first copy by Christmas. It's $75 for a year's worth of newspapers shipped to your real-life mailbox each month. Get one for yourself, your friends, yourā€¦