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President of Woke 2
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https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3lxqq7ximic24
Published: September 1, 2025 04:10
Having a Slinger, which is hash browns under two hamburgers under four (?) eggs under roughly two gallons of chili. Fifteen bucks. I am the Anthony Bourdain of slop and you cannot stop me.
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Published: August 31, 2025 22:01
Spent the day driving around Manchester, New Hampshire, a city for 80-something New Yorkers in deep debt apparently. I was driving alone, something I’m known to do. I saw a woman fleeing domestic violence. I “rendered aid,” vaguely. Minutes or maybe an…
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Published: August 31, 2025 14:43
Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.
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Published: August 30, 2025 04:50
I will delete this, but can somebody tell me why everybody thinks he croaked? Is it just the many days off and the weird playlist on the lawn earlier today, plus the references to heaven and the hand bruising that we already knew about? Or is there…
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Published: August 30, 2025 04:47
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Published: August 29, 2025 03:14
Normal campaign event.
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Published: August 28, 2025 22:46
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Published: August 28, 2025 03:55
This format is going to be like 60% of what journalism is in the next few years and, honestly, good! This is incredibly thorough. I do wonder when the major networks are gonna get the hint.
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Published: August 28, 2025 01:10
He's gonna make kids go to work camps because he can atmospherically deduce chakra misalignment.
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Published: August 27, 2025 23:11
Starting at about 50 minutes, this is pretty remarkable.
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Published: August 26, 2025 22:02
I am nothing without businesses.
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Published: August 26, 2025 20:30
If I'm on the 379th crisis PR Zoom at Cracker Barrel today, I legit pitch Gay Woke Cracker Barrel. Just go all in. Cracker Barrels are exclusive 9-seat diners in 10 cities now. Two-year waitlist. Existing Cracker Barrels are now called Bad Old Cracker…
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Published: August 26, 2025 16:40
Hadn't been on TruthSocial for a while. Didn't realize it's a website wholly subsidized by scamming seniors with Ivermectin ads, which Trump fans apparently still think cures all known illnesses.
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Published: August 26, 2025 16:36
Mr. President, you are 100% correct. Cracker Barrel has the opportunity of a lifetime. It is time for the ultimate rebrand.
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Published: August 26, 2025 14:12
https://theonion.com/former-japanese-internment-camp-used-as-immigrant-detention-center/
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Published: August 26, 2025 13:57
Just said "RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar" on CNN.
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Published: August 25, 2025 17:35
Definitely one of the dumber ways we've spent money, but thankfully they're all this stupid and there are like five more coming.
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Published: August 24, 2025 22:16
Please don’t Rich Men North of Richmond this nice man but this is a hell of a protest song.
https://youtu.be/xOAeiRQsA4k?si=UUe56OVFz03egcBq