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Published: September 21, 2026 22:51

Zohran post about filling one pothole: We filled our 2,000th pothole! Wow! New York is the greatest city in the world! Zohran post about meeting with the president: Some guy was here and that is now over. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 21, 2026 13:29

Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America.…

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Published: September 20, 2026 17:57

Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell.

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Published: September 18, 2026 17:04

Chicagoans! Come to The Onion's tent at RiotFest today and try some HogWater. It smells like one thing and tastes like another, and if you have two you WILL see Abraham Lincoln. It has a truly Tomacco-esque flavor profile! Come try it!

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Published: September 17, 2026 20:53

FOLKS! InfoWars' HogWater is now REAL. It was created by the master swine sommeliers at Marz Brewing Company in Chicago. It makes your bones feel big and hot! Also, if you sign up for a membership at Riotfest this weekend (or are already a member), you…

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Published: September 17, 2026 18:11

Unsolicited, unpaid-for suggestion from a guy who hates politics podcasts: I just really, really love Election Profitmakers. It’s hosted by @jonkimball.bsky.social and Get Your War On’s David Rees. It used to be about prediction markets before that became…

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Published: September 17, 2026 15:56

Pretty insightful stuff here from Bret Stephens, who admits he's literally as out of touch as possible with every New Yorker alive right now. Zohran is the most popular politician in the country, Dem leadership is historically unpopular, and he's just...…

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Published: September 17, 2026 02:43

The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good.

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Published: September 16, 2026 23:26

Me in 2050: …and that’s how Macklemore became a civil rights icon. My son, Dale Jr.: Wow his music must’ve been incredible. Me: Dale Jr.: Like so many good songs. Me: Dale Jr.: Was he the A Change Is Gonna Come Guy? Me: Dale Jr.: Me:

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Published: September 15, 2026 21:48

Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed…

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Published: September 15, 2026 00:56

Somebody started astroturfing the NYC subreddit in the last couple of days. Every post is complaining about leftists and immigration and calling Palestinians and Mahmoud Khalil terrorists. Example below, but it’s so many posts. This is new, the sub wasn’t…

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Published: September 14, 2026 15:11

TIL even the guy who wrote the book called "If Anyone Builds It, Everyone Dies" that everyone keeps talking about also isn't really sure what an AI apocalypse entails. It's the No. 1 news story in the country and no one can even detail what it is! …

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Published: September 14, 2026 02:41

Glad 60 Minutes is doing a Jacob Wohl story literally nine years after I reported on that guy. One time he was pretending a scam website he was running wasn't his, so I called the number on the website and it went to his mom's voicemail. Jacob is like…