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Published: August 18, 2026 02:51

I think polio is bad and the vaccine for it is good.

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Published: August 17, 2026 21:54

Absolutely nothing funnier than French people complaining about "le wokeisme." You want le pacifier you little baby bitch? gtfo

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Published: August 17, 2026 18:16

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Published: August 17, 2026 17:08

lol fuckin yikes!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 17, 2026 13:53

I’m on MSNOW in studio for the next hour. Ask your mom for her Comcast password and watch!

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Published: August 16, 2026 23:41

Finally some heat. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 16, 2026 16:15

Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on.

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Published: August 16, 2026 15:34

Hakeem Jeffries is not up for the job. They have got to get rid of him in January.

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Published: August 15, 2026 21:04

Friends who still have cable, they’re airing @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social’s documentary about who gets custody of the Official Charlie Kirk Death Conspiracy Theory at 7 p.m. on MSNOW. Everybody DVR it or, even better, watch it. I want them to make it a…

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Published: August 15, 2026 19:51

Guy at the center of the Broadview 6 fuck-up, btw, who is doing everything he can not to hand over DOJ emails to the court. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 15, 2026 16:37

“For what it’s worth, I’ve seen people change with their algorithms and it’s pretty scary and sad.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 14, 2026 23:08

Really cool there's a woman who does not know the future exists who has also been a sitting U.S. Senator for three full decades. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 14, 2026 23:00

I was once aggressively browbeaten in DMs by a very famous guy for not taking the Claudine Gay plagiarism allegations "seriously." I was told I would understand it more when I was older. This person was like 10 years older than me and I was like 36 at the…

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Published: August 14, 2026 22:53

A lot of problems with the perverse incentive structure that now exists for humiliated people to regain the mainstream press’ respect, which is either to become a rightwing grifter who quadruples down until they are president or get harangued until you…

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Published: August 14, 2026 21:24

Man who was the laser-eyed target of Twitter and rightwing media for the last month found dead today. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 14, 2026 17:02

The Onion lighting up the Phillies' team bus.

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Published: August 14, 2026 16:38

Fog creating white-out conditions and visibility that extends no farther than the length of a pickleball court. A military in which people can’t stop attempting suicide. Perfect time for the Chicago air show to near-miss every skyscraper in America’s…

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Published: August 14, 2026 15:21

"Let's make everybody think Irish blind people are perverts." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 14, 2026 01:15

The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 14, 2026 01:02

Excuse me sir, Elon Musk WAS cool enough to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein, they just had scheduling conflicts (at least one of them had to do a bunch of human trafficking)." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 14, 2026 00:54

InfoWars' Emergency! will be back with a living host (and a very special guest) next week.

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Published: August 14, 2026 00:40

Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.

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Published: August 14, 2026 00:20

Yes, we have gamified Tim's funeral and you can win real prizes. Just because he's dead doesn't mean you can't win big! Hop in! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wanrTozITI

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Published: August 13, 2026 23:59

InfoWars is now live. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 13, 2026 23:53

InfoWars begins in five minutes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 13, 2026 23:32

Welcome to real InfoMourn. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 13, 2026 23:09

Thank you for the nice story @kaylacobb.bsky.social, and long live doing creative work on hard mode.

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Published: August 13, 2026 23:00

InfoWars starts in one hour. InfoMourn with us! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wanrTozITI

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Published: August 13, 2026 21:02

Check out the date this was published. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 13, 2026 15:59

It’s an internal monologue for people who lost theirs after their 13th concussion. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 13, 2026 14:40

Kobe stans: Let this radicalize you. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 13, 2026 14:31

Happy InfoWars Day! We're getting good reviews from the trades today. Give us an Emmy? In the meantime, tonight, on a very special InfoWars: an in memorium for Tim, and Haggerty talks to a guy who will never die.…

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Published: August 12, 2026 21:36

These people are not Democrats and should not be listened to or treated like them. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 12, 2026 18:28

Bluesky should go back to invites, continue aggressive bot bans, create a Craigslist-style marketplace (since you’re more likely to buy/get services from a educated or good person on here than any other social network), and market this place like a walled…

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Published: August 12, 2026 16:54

Poll results vs. how poll results are presented in the Wall Street Journal.

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Published: August 12, 2026 15:21

Can somebody who's not an evil piece of shit please trade for Luka? He has worse ownership history than a haunted doll. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 12, 2026 14:39

They’re trying to turn me into the joker. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 12, 2026 14:38

Okay fine I will cancel Thanksgiving.

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Published: August 12, 2026 02:12

It’s me! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 12, 2026 02:11

Hongamania running wild

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Published: August 12, 2026 02:11

Hongamania running wild

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Published: August 11, 2026 16:33

It's important we use Woke 2 as a decoy and put a bunch of stuff in it. "We will and must ban HGTV." "Abolish Olympic dressage." "Mandatory colonoscopies at age 25." We run on Woke 5.

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Published: August 11, 2026 16:14

We ripped 100 more of these out of promo boxes, let's see if they sell out in like an hour again. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 11, 2026 15:26

I'll be in the street in five minutes I'll tell you that [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 11, 2026 15:12

This guy invented a crypto ponzi scheme with the president's name on it and was still somehow able to lose $238 million in three months. A generational loser. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 11, 2026 14:11

I repeat. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 11, 2026 13:42

Here’s the thing: It’s not going with him after the presidency. We’re taking it from him. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 10, 2026 21:28

I'm not going back on Twitter to fight some magazine writer for a dumb opinion he has on there. That's a terrible way to use my banking app.

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Published: August 10, 2026 20:44

Yeah these guys gotta go. When they lose the House or the Senate their markets will be used for election denial. Gotta rip the wires out. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 10, 2026 20:33

Stephen Miller referring to a baby as "this young body" for, presumably, the 500th time this week. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 10, 2026 20:16

The infanticide administration. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 10, 2026 20:06

Thanks for making this @wardsutton.bsky.social!…

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Published: August 10, 2026 18:57

Narrative is one of the things that separate us from dumber animals. Your life having a point is good. Believing things is good. The takeaway from Trumpism shouldn't be "don't have an identity." It should be "your identity is important, and should be at…

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Published: August 10, 2026 18:52

this is a subskeet isn't it [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 10, 2026 17:58

We are sold out of gay frug plushies. I repeat, we are sold out of gay frog plushies. https://www.them.us/entertainment/infowars-gay-frog-plushies