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Published: September 22, 2026 02:39
Once more, it’s worth noting that one is not required to comment on everything. One can, in fact, shut the fuck up.
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Published: September 21, 2026 15:05
Amid the shitty gold portraits of Trump, Musk, Reagan, and others in the Reach part of the Kennedy Center, there's also this. It's a quote from Rocky in the movie Rocky Balboa, with a deformed image of him. That's how pathetic that wall of terrible "art"…
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Published: September 21, 2026 14:12
I am not kidding when I say I think a number of Republicans are intentionally tanking their re-election to get free of Trump and the MAGA freaks, with some hoping that a Democratic House and Senate will get rid of him.
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Published: September 21, 2026 13:27
This is genuinely surprising in a good way. If it holds, Trump will lose his shit in multiple ways because the only thing he craves more than money is having his saggy face on every screen.
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Published: September 21, 2026 13:22
Was gonna post something about some bullshit Trump stooled over at Truth Toilet but you know what? Fuck him.
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Published: September 21, 2026 12:41
I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social where I expect I'll be asked about Pete Hegseth and semen.
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Published: September 20, 2026 21:52
We should apologize by handing all of these fuckers over to the ICC when this is over.
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Published: September 20, 2026 17:59
Dude...
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Published: September 20, 2026 14:47
A Totally Real Memo (Wink!) from the Department of Defe...War https://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2026/09/a-totally-real-memo-wink-from.html
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Published: September 20, 2026 14:29
Now Outlook wants to start my day by summarizing what I'm supposed to do. Bitch, that's why I have lists and a brain. If I forget, let me forget.
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Published: September 20, 2026 13:31
“You will be required to ejaculate into a cup. Secretary Hegseth will personally taste test each one for the right amount of testosterone.”
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Published: September 20, 2026 13:25
If your plan is to put snipers and drones on your Triumphal Arch before it’s even built, then it sounds like you haven’t triumphed over anything.
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Published: September 20, 2026 12:24
Goddamn. Amazing, comprehensive answer. Watch this. Tell me again how he’s some kind of crazy socialist terrorist.
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Published: September 20, 2026 12:13
Fuck it. Turn the Washington Monument into a missile silo. Make the Vietnam Memorial a war bunker. Get Lincoln off his chair and let him join Jefferson’s statue and MLK’s sculpture as giant robot fighters. Nothing matters. Nothing means anything.
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Published: September 19, 2026 21:12
If you say we need an AI Force, then you're saying that AI is a threat. And if AI isn't a threat, then why they fuck are we spending money on an AI Force.
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Published: September 19, 2026 19:47
These are medical experiments. The military is doing medical experiments on US soldiers.
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Published: September 19, 2026 19:41
Still fucking smiling.
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Published: September 19, 2026 08:33
Ok, did the president or one of his shitty kids invest in a supplements company? “Low T? You need triple T. Buy Trump’s Tremendous Testosterone powder.”
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Published: September 19, 2026 05:39
We’re selling fighter jets to Saudi Arabia, where most of the hijackers came from. Everything is bullshit
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Published: September 19, 2026 00:01
Well, the tombstone at some point in the future will do that, too.
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Published: September 18, 2026 23:10
Forgot about this scathing one from @theonion.com…
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Published: September 18, 2026 21:07
The stigmatizing of neurodivergence as some kind of fate worse than death is astonishingly cruel.
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Published: September 18, 2026 18:57
It's almost as if a bunch of Republicans are saying, "Please vote us out of office and vote in people who will get rid of this crazy motherfucker because I'm too much of a little bitch to do it myself."
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Published: September 18, 2026 16:26
I am working from home on my real job, and the most I have time to do is drop in every now and then to post stuff like this. I never watch TV during the workday because I've got shit to do. But, apparently, not the president of the United States.
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Published: September 18, 2026 16:22
These motherfuckers did nothing to show the American people that this war is necessary. It's like everything with this administration: fuck it, we'll do it, we'll knock it down, we'll gut the agency, we'll start the war, and deal with the consequences.…
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Published: September 18, 2026 14:46
I feel like we are so used to living in a time of madness that we can't grasp just how insane the Kennedy Center dispute is. Trump took something that was running just fine and destroyed it because he couldn't put his name next to the murdered president…
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Published: September 18, 2026 14:20
Mom, Grampy's back on his shark bullshit.
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Published: September 18, 2026 13:56
The Washington Post's Marc Thiessen is a longtime nutzoid right-wing knob-gobbler of enormous appetites. But, man, deep throating Trump like this to justify the Iran catastrofuck is impressive. wapo.st/4iGfloB
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Published: September 18, 2026 07:22
Telling the machine to build the thing that will make it obsolete really does reek of the beginning of an apocalypse novel.
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Published: September 18, 2026 00:56
Israel has totally lost the plot.
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Published: September 18, 2026 00:56
Well, here's one way AI can kill a whole bunch of us easily.
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Published: September 17, 2026 22:41
Democratic advisers are almost certainly getting paid by Big Tech.
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Published: September 17, 2026 19:00
Wait. The ad starts out attacking her opponent about the war and inflation and then gets defensive about her votes to harm trans kids? Fuck's sake. Democratic leadership should shut this shit down. It's idiotic and harmful.
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Published: September 17, 2026 18:54
"And let's not forget about the Lizard People. They might be here among us. You can tell by their eyes."
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Published: September 17, 2026 15:13
Is someone running against this complicit asshole? Someone send her a hot dog costume.
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Published: September 17, 2026 14:12
Oh, fuck right off. And then fuck yourself with your arch and your webpages.
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Published: September 17, 2026 07:02
Seriously, she’s always smiling. It’s fucking creepy and demented.
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Published: September 17, 2026 07:01
There’s no way he doesn’t demolish the whole thing. He’s a petty, pathetic loser who wants to Godzilla DC and rebuild it in his shitty image.
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Published: September 16, 2026 17:29
Yes, self-policing. That has always worked, especially for corporations. Amazing instincts.
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Published: September 16, 2026 14:19
Having met a few ultra-rich people in my life, one thing I can tell you for sure is that they are fucking idiots who believe money equals genius and hire people who tell them they are geniuses. Most don't get to inflict their idiocy on us. But the ones who…
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Published: September 16, 2026 13:13
Maybe most people like getting the news with no bullshit. And maybe the problem is that some people can't take that the real news demonstrates that what they believe sucks and so they bring on the bullshit. Then maybe the no-bullshit people tune out. Then…
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Published: September 16, 2026 11:18
It really is pretty easy to be compassionate and decent in this world.
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Published: September 16, 2026 01:51
Man, Trump hates a Black woman telling him to get bent.
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Published: September 15, 2026 23:42
In the decision on the Kennedy Center, a footnote says that the law creating it allows for "any inscription on the marble walls in the north or south galleries, the Hall of States, or the Hall of Nations acknowledging a major contribution." Trump could…
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Published: September 15, 2026 23:32
Just to be clear: It's bestiality, not beastiality. You can remember it this way: Melania Trump always says, "Be bestiality."
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Published: September 15, 2026 21:38
Macklemore's speech at MetLife Stadium in NJ wasn't particularly incendiary as far as "Free Palestine" remarks go. It's impassioned and meaningful and straightforward, with no mention of Zionism. …
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Published: September 15, 2026 21:24
Today, Trump closed the Kennedy Center because a court said he couldn't put his name on it, attacked the Supreme Court for not letting him change election rules as voting starts, and posted that the assassination attempt in PA was a Democratic plot.…
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Published: September 15, 2026 20:38
If Ed Sheeran wanted, he could tell all these stadium owners to fuck off and find new venues in a heartbeat. It's on him now.
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Published: September 15, 2026 15:31
It takes a brave man like Sen. Huckleberry Chucklefuck here to really dig into the issues.
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Published: September 15, 2026 14:36
Ok, who fucked a pig while drunk at a frat hazing?
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Published: September 15, 2026 13:48
There is someone with the same name as me who writes books and coaches people about wellness. I have been inundated with email asking if I want a review or promotion of "my" book on mindfulness. So this is my way of putting out there into the universe that…
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Published: September 15, 2026 13:40
Do they put "Tantrum Time" on the president's daily calendar?
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Published: September 15, 2026 13:09
I've been working on a piece about how many genuinely mentally ill people are running the government, and this fits right into it.
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Published: September 15, 2026 13:01
My new porn name just dropped.