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Published: May 21, 2026 15:52

Voters: Just make the NHS better. Labour: How about making trans people illegal instead? Voters: Does that make the NHS better? Labour: No, but check out how we’re being pricks to immigrants. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 21, 2026 13:26

One thing that's getting lost in the Trump/IRS slush fund scandal (and it is a scandal) is that the leaked tax returns showed that Trump is a fraud, liar, and tax evader who, like now, used his presidency to enrich himself. But I guess that part of the…

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Published: May 21, 2026 02:30

His meat will be stringy, but I think we can still eat him when the revolution happens. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 20, 2026 23:00

I honestly want him put out to sea on a raft. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 20, 2026 22:59

One day, our grandchildren will ask us what it was like to live through the Trump presidency, and most of us will just say the memes were funny.

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Published: May 20, 2026 17:14

I guess Trump needs an easy “win” to distract from the Iran catastrofuck. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 20, 2026 15:38

Supporting the coal industry is functionally the same as supporting the telegraph. No one fucking needs it. It's dead. Stop trying to get its corpse to move. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 20, 2026 13:51

Let's try and see, fucko. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 19, 2026 19:22

I don't think people realize just how much we want Republicans to tear themselves in two. Metaphorically, of course. Of course. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 19, 2026 19:19

This is like if John Wayne Gacy had one murder charge dismissed on a technicality and they said, "Ah, fuck it. We're not gonna look in your crawlspace anymore." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 19, 2026 19:08

Shithole country. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 19, 2026 18:36

I look forward to a debate between James Talarico, who looks like your favorite history teacher, and Ken Paxton, who looks like your dad's friend who walked into your bedroom and told you to be quiet while he slipped his hand under your covers.

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Published: May 19, 2026 18:20

I'm no big time Democratic consultant, but if I were, I'd sure be advising the party to put out ads saying that Republicans cut funds for kids with brain cancer so they could give money to child molesters.

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Published: May 19, 2026 17:00

New for Rude Pundit subscribers starting at $3 a month and up (first part free!): Me v. AI https://www.patreon.com/posts/158684794

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Published: May 19, 2026 16:07

"Strong religion" has caused more wars than just about anything else. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 19, 2026 15:08

Jesus fuck, no one cares about the fucking ballroom. And if you do, go fuck yourself with a Corinthian column. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 19, 2026 15:06

I'd say that if you're opposed to court-packing or other SCOTUS reform, then you'd have to support multiple constitutional amendments to reign the court in. But this court doesn't give a fuck about what's actually in the Constitution, so that would be a…

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Published: May 19, 2026 10:07

This is a headline justifying murder. There’s no other way to read it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 21:22

This Is Just To Say I have called off the bombing that I promised just yesterday And which you probably figured out was a lie Forgive me Eric made a Polymarket bet so sweet and so corrupt

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Published: May 18, 2026 19:25

If I were a state legislator, I'd propose taxing any income from this Trump slush fund at 100%. Don't fucking care if the idea fails. Get it out there that this is a goddamn crime.

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Published: May 18, 2026 17:39

If there are no mechanisms left for stopping this robbery of the government by its president, then we have ceased to be anything but a subsidiary of the Trump Corporation. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 16:32

We are paying reparations to traitors. They’re gonna build a monument to these criminals. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 13:53

And yet for all those other years, we were not, in fact, killed by a nuclear weapon from Iran. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 13:02

I think it's safe to ask at this point how much money will be made by betting on war with Cuba. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 13:01

Maybe God is saying, "You fucked up the planet. Now use the scientific knowledge I blessed you with to unfuck it, dumbasses. Stop asking me to do your jobs." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 12:55

I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social where we'll be more Christian than nearly everyone at that stupid rally in DC yesterday.

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Published: May 18, 2026 10:21

“Now let’s round up those immigrants and torture them in concentration camps.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 09:55

Counterpoint: no one needs a ballroom. No one has ever needed a ballroom. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 18, 2026 00:14

In Foreign Policy, Trump Learns That White Doesn't Make Right https://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2026/05/in-foreign-policy-trump-learns-that.html

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Published: May 17, 2026 17:14

Bill Cassidy could have been fucking up Trump's world even more for years and making a case for why he was doing it, but, no, he had to wait until he was trounced in a primary to put on big boy pants.…

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Published: May 17, 2026 17:09

If you think potato, egg, and cheese tacos aren't delicious, you've never been hungover in Austin and should probably shut the fuck up about them. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 17, 2026 01:32

The one good thing George W. Bush did, and not a peep from his bitch-ass [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 16, 2026 13:41

Hey, wanna hear what the stupidest motherfuckers around have to say? You'll be shocked they can breathe and walk at the same time. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 16, 2026 13:39

I'm good with using it as a prison for Trump and every single person who committed crimes for him. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 16, 2026 13:34

Curly, Larry, Moe, Shemp, Joe, and Curly Joe [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 16, 2026 12:54

Louisiana pal said that Democrats in the state were being encouraged to switch parties to vote for Bill Cassidy in today's primary to stop a total MAGA crazy from getting the GOP nom and ultimately winning. I said, "Sure. Why not? It's better to have…

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Published: May 15, 2026 22:03

All of these fuckers should be in prison, from the Jan 6ers to anyone who tried to game the vote to help Trump. But, instead, they get treated like special angels instead of traitors. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 15, 2026 15:06

First they want free diapers and what's next? Free education? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 15, 2026 13:48

Looks like the fraud was coming from inside the house. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 15, 2026 13:04

I'd've given 100 gift subscriptions to the Times if Sanger had responded, "Quiet, Piggy." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 15, 2026 12:57

My dog walker took me on a journey in her notes.

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Published: May 15, 2026 11:07

“Mom, Grandpa did another racism!” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 15, 2026 02:16

Biden should have had Trump’s plane shot out of the sky on January 20, 2021. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 15, 2026 02:11

These savage motherfuckers won’t be happy until they start World War 3 https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/14/poland-pentagon-hegseth-troop-withdrawl-surprise-00922169

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Published: May 14, 2026 22:13

We are living in Alito's America now. Cruel, elitist, white. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 14, 2026 21:42

Few things are more enraging than reading Thomas and Alito declare that women's bodies belong to the state. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 14, 2026 20:32

Wait, does this mean I can have a picnic on Charlie Kirk's grave? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 14, 2026 17:03

I'd've donated $1000 to his campaign if he had said, "Well, I think your face is incredibly weird." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 14, 2026 16:51

I'm sure that this will proceed in a way that won't involve abandoning the poor to a sinking city while the wealthy rebuild Bourbon Street in Montana or some such bullshit.…

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Published: May 14, 2026 16:47

So, wait, that must mean we were a superpower under Biden, right? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 14, 2026 14:25

I'd argue that it doesn't matter who is writing them. If Trump approves them, puts his name on them, and has them posted, then he's to blame for any reactions. The implication here is Trump is too deranged to care who he pisses off. [contains quote post…

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Published: May 14, 2026 00:32

Democrats are not real Americans. I wouldn't be surprised to see Trump declare the Democratic Party a terrorist organization because that's how insane this is all getting. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 13, 2026 23:51

Elon looks like shit these days. He used to look like a pasty fuck who spent too much time jacking it to Mengele porn in a basement. Now, he looks like he's just a meatbag of hate. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 13, 2026 18:50

Look, almost all social media is narcissistic bullshit. You get from it what you get from it, no matter what platform you're on. It sucks that people still love Elon's Nazi Factory, it sucks that BlueSky is a loud echo chamber, but it all sucks. Pick your…

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Published: May 13, 2026 18:37

What a cursed line up. And except for the Jesus guy (who's half-Lebanese), just the whitest bunch of white people imaginable. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 13, 2026 14:49

Ok, but then Venezuelans living in Colorado won't be taking over. They'll be Americans, and they can go anywhere they want. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 13, 2026 14:48

It's the ongoing effort to be the littlest pricks in history. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 13, 2026 13:34

Gonna be 90 on Sunday in DC, so that'll be fun. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 13, 2026 13:29

I can't understand a word he's saying while gargling Trump's balls. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 13, 2026 11:55

This point in @jamellebouie.net's latest is something that too many forget: there is no other route to power right now that can defeat the crazed GOP other than the Democratic Party. Fight it out in the primaries, sure. But don't be an asshole about the…

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Published: May 13, 2026 10:01

You serve me muffins made of crispy spaghetti, I’m burning down your kitchen. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 12, 2026 23:10

Every single one of these evil fucknuts should be told by Democrats at every hearing, “You will be prosecuted when we’re back in charge.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 12, 2026 22:50

There will be a video up bragging about it because everything is content [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 12, 2026 18:09

Oh, look, a website for motherfuckers. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 12, 2026 18:07

Verb tenses…what do they mean? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 12, 2026 13:40

I believe I was told quite clearly that inflation like this means the president has to leave office. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 12, 2026 13:38

I'm so tired of hearing about the "white working class." "Work" isn't what defines them. You're not radically changing immigration policy because of where they work or their income. Call them the "white racist class" because that tells you exactly who…

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Published: May 12, 2026 12:16

Display them in the urinals, and I’m good with it [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 12, 2026 11:07

“The adult jizz I swallowed back then was way thicker than the weak teen spunk I guzzle now.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 12, 2026 11:02

Tax them at 90%, including investment income. Then interview them. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 12, 2026 10:50

If Obama or Biden had called the White House a “shithouse,” right-wing media would have screamed about nothing else for months and the GOP would have said they’re traitors. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 12, 2026 10:35

No, but go on about election tampering, Republicans. You are so fucking interesting. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 11, 2026 23:01

Just change their robes to white already. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 11, 2026 16:00

Always remember that this administration is filled with actually, actively evil motherfuckers and they will do all the evil shit they can. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 11, 2026 14:47

This is also a rebellion against the billionaires and their bought-and-paid-for politicians who are forcing AI on us and acting like we're anti-tech fools if we refuse to embrace its "inevitability." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 11, 2026 13:06

I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social where we'll prove that we make better dick jokes than AI.