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Published: August 6, 2026 22:44

The goal is to gut or eliminate anything that helps poor people get a leg up in this country so that everything can just be a survival of the fittest fight to the finish.…

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Published: August 6, 2026 22:37

"Sort of open" is not open. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 6, 2026 22:32

If he's doing this as commander-in-chief, is he sending troops to go round up anyone he thinks is ineligible? Because otherwise, who the fuck cares what the head of the military says about shit unless you're in the military? [contains quote post or other…

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Published: August 6, 2026 22:23

I hate this on so many levels that it's actually distracting me from how many other more important things out there I hate. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 6, 2026 21:58

Fuck you [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 6, 2026 21:15

Honestly, Mark Penn saying El-Sayed has no chance to win makes me believe he's a shoo-in.…

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Published: August 6, 2026 14:13

Get this man out of the United States before they frog march him to make the MAGA jackals happy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 6, 2026 14:06

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Published: August 6, 2026 11:10

I don’t know how this dickscab hasn’t gotten his ass beaten regularly. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 5, 2026 21:28

Imagine handing your dignity to Donald fucking Trump. Just humiliating. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 5, 2026 21:21

Everybody did not, in fact, transition gender. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 5, 2026 20:25

Just let out all the people who aren’t weasel-faced fucknuts and you can inbreed yourselves crazy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 5, 2026 14:37

God, look at these three loafs of discount white bread. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 5, 2026 14:04

Vote blue no matter who or go fuck yourself. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 5, 2026 13:23

Lots of stuff already mentioned but, c'mon, man, pot is so much better now. Stronger, smoother (and easier to do), legal in lots of places. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 5, 2026 08:34

Does this mean we’re great again? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 5, 2026 00:12

My favorite recent conversation: Partner: I feel sorry for Mitch McConnell's family if he's dead and they couldn't mourn him because they had to be quiet. Me: I don't give a single shit about his family because he never gave a shit about anyone else's.…

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Published: August 5, 2026 00:09

None of this is true. Not a goddamn thing in here. It's almost literally old man yelling at the sky shit. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 4, 2026 23:59

Always remember that Never Trumpers can be your allies in a fight, but the latent conservative motherfuckery is always there, ready to rear its ugly head. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 4, 2026 17:07

"If only the Constitution had established a co-equal branch of government that exists in part to rein in the president. Ah, well. I guess we'll never know." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 4, 2026 16:56

It’s adorable that she thinks reality matters at all to Trump or the MAGA cretins https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pirro-box-evidence-trump-reflecting-pool-damage/

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Published: August 4, 2026 13:33

It's almost like Trump's intentionally weakening the US to prepare it for invasion, and I'd have been ashamed to even think something that crazy a couple of years ago. But now? Fuck it. It's all on the table. Every dumb and terrible possibility. [contains…

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Published: August 4, 2026 13:28

Port-au-Prince and Caracas would probably dispute that, to start. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 4, 2026 13:20

Just say, "Of course not" and move on. It's not a core issue for anyone. If pressed, you could say, "A governor can't cancel a federal holiday." Stop overexplaining on shit that gives the opposition ammuition. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: August 4, 2026 03:19

Make him go fight the fire. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 4, 2026 00:20

When is the last time he took a real walk outdoors? This barely mobile chucklefuck hasn't lumbered more than a few feet from whatever vehicle was hauling his shit-encrusted ass around in years. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 4, 2026 00:03

If Pirro's filing is right, Doug Burgum's DOI refused to hand over exculpatory evidence, and once it did, the only choice was to withdraw the indictment. She's awful, but it's funny how it's only ever the woman's fault in Trump's world. [contains quote…

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Published: August 3, 2026 23:57

No one is saying, "The United States Wall of Steel." Absolutely no one. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 3, 2026 23:40

Fuck you. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 3, 2026 17:25

Washington to vote whether to allow crazy people to sexually assault your daughter. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 3, 2026 14:59

Once a motherfucker, always a motherfucker. And Cornyn and Tillis have fucked mothers their entire pathetic careers. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 3, 2026 13:10

I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social as I continue to try to keep her Strait of Hormuz open and toll-free.

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Published: August 3, 2026 02:50

We are doing nothing to plan for the catastrophe this will be. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 3, 2026 02:48

Yes. And that’s why Donald Trump is in prison now. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 2, 2026 22:08

Fuck you. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 2, 2026 16:32

The Fauci Hearing Is a Moment to Despair for How Dumb and Deranged We've Gotten https://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2026/08/the-fauci-hearing-is-moment-to-despair.html

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Published: August 2, 2026 15:31

Again, I'd say that Anthony Fauci needs to leave the United States. These fuckers won't stop until they publicly execute him. https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/6004201-louisiana-investigates-dr-fauci/

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Published: August 2, 2026 10:58

Another case where everyone involved needs to be arrested. These cruel motherfuckers. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 1, 2026 18:22

It's hilarious that Pirro gave Trump an off-ramp by blaming the Department of Interior. He could have gone with that and been done, but, instead, he refuses to be contradicted. God, what a fucking loser. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 1, 2026 18:19

He's grabbing Jesus by the pussy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 1, 2026 17:39

Did Minnesota do the other states, too? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 1, 2026 15:02

Wanna see a scene from my play debuting in London on August 26th? Here ya go (and it's free on my Patreon - subscribe starting at just a buck a month): "I’ve slept in shittier beds on the road": A scene from Midnight in Nashville…

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Published: August 1, 2026 13:52

They arrested people and tried to ruin their lives to cover up their own corruption and incompetence. They put up fencing and put National Guard to prevent vandalism that wasn't happening. It's a scandal and that's how it should be reported and dealt with.…

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Published: August 1, 2026 12:31

I fully expect the gold paint to bleed off the statues and the ballroom to crumble into rubble. Trump objectively made the Reflecting Pool worse. wapo.st/4fH6YY1 https://wapo.st/4fH6YY1

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Published: August 1, 2026 10:55

Honestly wish Fauci had followed up each 5th Amendment statement with “And I’d like to assert my 1st Amendment right to tell you to go fuck yourself.” All 100+ times.

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Published: August 1, 2026 02:27

Everyone who promoted that lie should be thrown out of DC, including Trump. Everyone who went on the air defending it should publicly apologize. But we’ll just move on to the next way Trump targets innocent people to avoid saying he fucked up. [contains…

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Published: July 31, 2026 20:55

Motherfucker, there are parasites in our food, gas costs over $4 a gallon, there’s a war going on, and your son is friends with sex trafficking rapists. Stop touching grass, for fuck’s sake. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 31, 2026 17:12

Between this and canceling Wonder Man, it sure seems like Marvel is making some, let's say, interesting choices. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 31, 2026 17:06

Honestly still upset by Glen Hansard's death. It's not that I was the biggest fan or anything, although I did love his music. Maybe it's that we're close in age. Maybe it's that Once is one of my favorite films. Maybe it's that a genuinely decent human…

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Published: July 31, 2026 14:11

If I were Fauci, I'd get the hell out of the United States. These GOP bastards are not going to stop until they can tell their deranged followers they have his head. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 31, 2026 03:08

Then they were never Democrats. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 31, 2026 03:03

Sure, fuck it. May as well fuck up the military academies. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 30, 2026 21:20

It doesn't even occur to them that they are the problem, not the neighbors. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 30, 2026 19:59

New for Rude Pundit Patreon subscribers starting at $3 a month and up: A Few Final Words on the GOP's Weird, Ignorant, and Opportunistic Attack on the Smithsonian https://www.patreon.com/rudepundit/posts/few-final-words-165285489

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Published: July 30, 2026 14:43

Will not believe it until it happens, but Trump does not like ultimatums unless he's giving them. Should play out just fine. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 30, 2026 13:49

Best Little Whorehouse in DC [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 30, 2026 13:47

"BLT" stands for "bone marrow–liver–thymus." BLT-Lung mice were used to create treatments for Covid that saved lives. If some researcher jokingly called it a "BLT sandwich," it was just lab talk. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 30, 2026 13:30

There could be video of Trump assaulting and murdering children on Epstein's island and these cretins wouldn't care. https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/30/maga-trump-scandal-2026-elections-01013859

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Published: July 30, 2026 03:19

Someone needs to get him in an interview and ask about the things he believes that would make MAGA freaks quake with rage, like abortion rights and support for trans kids. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 30, 2026 03:02

Imagine being a Trump supporter in south Jersey and you find out the lump of shit you voted for won’t help you because the rest of the state hurt his feelings.…

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Published: July 30, 2026 00:12

New for Rude Pundit Patreon subscribers starting at $3 a month and up (first two paragraphs free!): More Weird Shit from the GOP's Attack on the Smithsonian https://www.patreon.com/rudepundit/posts/more-weird-shit-165100431

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Published: July 29, 2026 16:29

In January 2020, Navarro privately warned that Covid could kill a couple million Americans but told the public there was nothing to worry about. So fucking shove those doses up your ass. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 29, 2026 16:25

God, Labour's just a party filled with hateful cowards, kowtowing to the worst assholes in the UK. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 29, 2026 16:20

I'd like to think Fauci turned to his lawyers and asked, "Can I flip them off? No words. Just a middle finger." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 29, 2026 13:53

It's amazing how quickly we've forgotten how shit-ourselves scared we all were in 2020. Covid-19 was new. We had no firm idea how bad it could get, how it spread, or how to treat for it. Now, these bastards on the right act like the whole thing was just a…

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Published: July 29, 2026 13:44

You dedicate your entire life to trying to keep the public healthy and deal with disease outbreaks and multiple medical crises, and at the end of a career where you have saved millions of lives, you're forced to sit in front of crazy-ass Rand fucking Paul…

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Published: July 29, 2026 12:59

We could pass tougher gun laws and pour money into mental health care, but, sure, let’s do flying robocops in elementary schools instead. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 29, 2026 11:58

Fucking hell. This one really hurts. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 29, 2026 11:57

Democrats should shut the fuck up and get behind whoever wins. You wanna get any shit done? Get power and then try to direct that power where you want it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 29, 2026 00:11

If we're doing this, then Marillion's Misplaced Childhood directed by Sean Baker [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 28, 2026 23:53

Every goddamn thing these chodes do is so cringingly weird and embarrassing. It's like they've all been told that Trump can't go 5 minutes without hearing how he's the bestest boy ever or he'll nuke some state. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: July 28, 2026 16:19

“THIS is the way the world ends” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 28, 2026 14:43

Let's see if she tries that shit in business class. C'mon, Whitney, go to the sinners. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 28, 2026 14:36

Even when they're trying to present something they think is serious, they have to be absolute dicks about it. Here's the summary page of the Fauci shit from Rand Paul, done up to look like a tween girl's diary. Like if this is so grave, why act like a…

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Published: July 28, 2026 03:04

Trans women in public bathrooms were never a problem. JK Rowling in public bathrooms is one. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 27, 2026 21:36

If by “more,” he means “rape and abuse,” he’s probably right. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 27, 2026 21:34

If Elon volunteers to be the first human that fully autonomous robot surgeons operate on, I’d pay to watch. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 27, 2026 18:11

Honestly would rather be arguing over The Odyssey than the imminent destruction of democracy, but, alas, there is only so much time. However, in brief, I liked The Odyssey very much and don't give a single shit how much it adhered to the…

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Published: July 27, 2026 17:30

Pretty sure communists generally don't make it easier to do capitalism. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 27, 2026 16:29

It’s nice that they changed its shirt. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 27, 2026 16:28

Motherfucker, America not being able to handle a dollar more for eggs got us in this mess. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 27, 2026 14:40

People will be hiding Haitians like they're Anne Frank and her family. And American government agents are the Nazis. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 27, 2026 13:11

I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social and our weapons aren't depleted, if you know what I mean.

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Published: July 27, 2026 13:06

Wow, Trump is old as fuck. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 27, 2026 00:11

Ten of the Worst, Cringiest, Skeeviest, Shittiest Lines from Trump's WHCD Debacle https://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2026/07/ten-of-worst-cringiest-skeeviest.html

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Published: July 26, 2026 14:21

Do they show marmot dong? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 26, 2026 14:19

If you say that Biden depleted the weapons stockpiles, it's fine. If you say Trump depleted them, it's a leak that needs to be punished with prison time. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 25, 2026 22:47

There are so many cringeworthy moments from Trump at the WHCD, moments where he's flopping like a party clown whose balloons all have holes in them. I think this is in the top 5.

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Published: July 25, 2026 22:46

It goes for all Democrats: Stop trying to make shitty people like you. They won't stop being shitty and you look shitty by association. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: July 25, 2026 17:33

Essentially, most of the criticism of The Odyssey movie is "Nolan fictionalized my fiction!" as if artists haven't been doing that kind of thing for as long as there's been art.