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Published: January 7, 2026 22:41

I don't wanna hear another fucking word about Ashli Babbitt from you MAGA pukes.

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Published: January 7, 2026 22:32

"I keep setting the house on fire and now I'm gonna need a lot more money to fireproof the house." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 7, 2026 22:23

We all saw the motherfucker walk away from the car after the shooting. Get the fuck out of here with this. Eat shit, you nutless scrotum. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 7, 2026 22:20

So can the American people sue the president? Asking for a country.

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Published: January 7, 2026 21:57

Waiting for Chuck Schumer to post, "ICE is focused on murdering American citizens in cold blood. Democrats are focused on making healthcare affordable."

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Published: January 7, 2026 21:52

Well, we'll still have the concentration camps all set up. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 7, 2026 21:51

Fuck them up, Gov. Walz. Fuck. Them. Up. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 7, 2026 19:47

The ICE vehicles have no license plates. That should be enough to get them stopped and even arrested if they could get the local cops to give a shit. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 7, 2026 18:57

What the fuck is Marco Rubio going to say to Denmark's leaders? "Look, he's fucking crazy and he will use troops to take Greenland and kill people if he needs to. He's so deranged that he might bomb Copenhagen for shits and giggles. So you may as well just…

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Published: January 7, 2026 17:45

How about: “Rapist Donald Trump is going to start a world war. Do you want your sons and daughters to die for him?” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 7, 2026 15:15

Man, history makes so much more sense now that I see what it's like living with a mad king. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 7, 2026 15:14

If you thought the reasons for the Iraq War were stupid, wait until you see what starts World War III. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 7, 2026 14:57

It's really some Soviet Union shit to completely invert the actual story. You can bet that red states will incorporate this propaganda into their school curriculums. Hell, Trump will probably make it mandatory nationwide or he'll cut some funding because…

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Published: January 7, 2026 13:13

“Fuck you. That’s our healthcare plan.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 7, 2026 12:33

If a newscast in 2009 had ended with “Barack Obama, we salute you,” I’d have felt like barfing, too. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 7, 2026 12:23

No. Just…no. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 7, 2026 12:18

The most surprising thing in this is an admission by the college president that the process for removing a tenured professor actually matters. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 6, 2026 23:23

I hope the pigfucking pieces of shit who wrote this, approved it, and posted it die alone in a ditch, disgraced and desperate www.whitehouse.gov/j6/ https://www.whitehouse.gov/j6/

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Published: January 6, 2026 23:18

Morons with microphones will be the death of us. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 6, 2026 23:09

I hope Europe is figuring out a way to isolate us and break ties with us as much as is practical like the global pariah we are. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 6, 2026 19:33

New for Rude Pundit Patreon subscribers starting at $1 a month and up: Don't Let the Jack Smith Testimony on Trump's January 6 Crimes Disappear (Part 1) https://www.patreon.com/posts/147501414

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Published: January 6, 2026 18:27

Yarvin could save a whole lot of time by saying, "Fine. I'm a Nazi" instead of masturbating out this faux intellectual glaze to shine up his antisemitism. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 6, 2026 18:08

Well, I guess if you're gonna paint your face like a clown, you may as well act like one. Live your truth, you fucking psycho. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 6, 2026 18:04

Paying oil companies to take oil you stole is like something the dumbest gangster thinks of before he's sent out for cannoli for the rest of the mob.

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Published: January 6, 2026 15:05

In 2023, I wrote: "We all pay the price in watching those we know should have been arrested two years ago flaunting their freedom in our flustered faces. It will never not be January 6, 2021 until they pay" and I think nearly the whole post is still valid.…

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Published: January 6, 2026 14:57

I've been to three therapists in my life, all men. I wasn't even trying to find a specific sex. It's just that most of the therapists around were men. And I never asked them their politics. So tell me you know nothing about therapy, etc. [contains quote…

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Published: January 6, 2026 12:41

I’m sure the Nazi pedophiles on X are totally open to counter narratives. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 6, 2026 00:58

I can't stand Miller's fucking bitch face and smug shit-slurping voice, but every once in a while I watch a clip of him just to remind myself that he's an actual embodiment of evil, an ahistorical, violent pervert who gets off watching poor people suffer…

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Published: January 6, 2026 00:37

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Published: January 5, 2026 21:15

"International police action" making a comeback, I see. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 5, 2026 21:12

Man, it's gonna suck having to explain to our grandkids that we didn't want any of this but we didn't shut down the country to stop it.

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Published: January 5, 2026 15:02

This past weekend, our child rapist (sure, alleged) president met with the guy who owns the AI that makes kiddie porn for anyone who requests it. You'd think all those QAnon nutzoids would be losing what's left of their minds. You'd think Democrats would…

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Published: January 5, 2026 14:15

The fuckers decided to destroy this man's life because he rightly pointed out that they're a bunch of perverse, demented shitheels. Contemporary American politics at its finest. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 5, 2026 14:11

I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social unless Steph accepts the Nobel Peace Prize and doesn't say I should have it.

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Published: January 5, 2026 04:30

You are not serious people. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 4, 2026 16:51

Zohran Mamdani's Radical Refocus of the Left Is What We've Needed https://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2026/01/zohran-mamdanis-radical-refocus-of-left.html

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Published: January 4, 2026 16:09

This shows a broad misunderstanding of how much the public actually gives a shit. We had years of coverage of how bad Noriega was before the Panama invasion. Most Americans don't know a thing about Maduro and don't care. So stop thinking you might need to…

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Published: January 3, 2026 23:27

Nothing is a distraction. Stop fucking saying that one awful thing is a distraction from the other awful thing. It's all awful shit and it's all significant. Just because you think something is more important doesn't mean the rest is an intentional…

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Published: January 3, 2026 19:37

Man, I bet the security there is incredible. No way any of our enemies could penetrate those thin curtains to listen in. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 3, 2026 19:12

Why even say "America First"? Why give any credence to that worthless MAGA phrase? Just say it's fucked up, it doesn't stop being fucked up because Maduro sucked, and someone should stop the asshole who is doing the fucked up shit and pissing on the…

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Published: January 3, 2026 17:34

Literally declaring that we invaded a country to defend and expand the profits of our corporations. That's textbook fascism. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 3, 2026 17:12

Pure colonialism. I guarantee the protests will be massive in Venezuela. Not for Maduro, but against this bullshit. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 3, 2026 16:27

I mean, he got it partially right: it's a song about rich fucks sending poor kids in the military to do their illegal bidding. Of course, Fogerty's also saying those kids should turn the guns on the rich fucks. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: January 3, 2026 15:56

"Constitution, schmonstitution, amirite?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 3, 2026 15:47

Gotta tell ya: As much as I believe Trump should be in prison for a whole lot of things, including sex trafficking and war crimes, I'd like to think I'd be pissed if, say, France dropped a bunch of bombs while sending soldiers into DC to take him.

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Published: January 3, 2026 14:57

“What if Panama but stupider,” really. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 3, 2026 11:24

Can’t wait to hear how this was the greatest military victory in the history of this country, even more incredible than defeating Hitler and Japan in World WarTwo.

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Published: January 3, 2026 08:31

It’s like “What if Iraq but stupider.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 2, 2026 22:22

Okay, but the fuck are they saying? Does that mean they'll say if, for instance, the president is doing something blatantly criminal and anti-American? How will they judge that? Fucking morons taking over at CBS. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: January 2, 2026 12:51

“A doctor who has researched vaccines for 30 years and proved their safety through multiple peer-reviewed studies says get your flu shot. However, this illiterate bumpkin who listens to Joe Rogan says it’s all a lie. Let’s give them equal time.”

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Published: January 1, 2026 19:15

The Mamdani inauguration is like a leftist dream event. Currently, Public Advocate Jumaane Williams is being praised for standing up for immigrants against ICE. Cool stuff.

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Published: January 1, 2026 16:52

Pretty sure there are a whole bunch of historians who do not think that Hitler was a genius, but, then again, I've actually read a bunch of historians and didn't just tweet out something I heard one day because I pathetically wanted to sound like a badass.…

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Published: January 1, 2026 05:23

Already a better year. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 1, 2026 05:20

Fuck you, 2025. We beat you. You did your worst and we’re still standing. Alright, 2026. Let’s see what you’ve got.

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Published: January 1, 2026 04:05

You know, that Stranger Things finale sucked far less than I thought it would. At times, it was even pretty good. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: January 1, 2026 03:27

Well, at least everyone didn't bounce around on a bed hugging in slow motion.

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Published: January 1, 2026 03:22

Man, indigenous people are gonna really have a nice time. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 31, 2025 23:40

Season 5 of Stranger Things takes place in Indiana in 1987 during peak AIDS hysteria, including the Ryan White madness in Indiana. If a teen came out as gay there and then, surely…someone would say something.

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Published: December 31, 2025 19:33

Steely Dan is named after a steam-powered dildo in Naked Lunch. Pearl Jam is jizz. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 31, 2025 19:24

This dumb fuck is lucky someone didn't beat the shit out of him for trying to force his way into a daycare with a video camera. But he's too dumb to realize how lucky he is. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: December 31, 2025 16:45

Over on Truth Toilet, Trump said about the governor and AG of Colorado, "I wish them only the worst. May they rot in Hell," which is so presidential. He also claimed that "people are leaving in record numbers" from the state, and that's a flat lie. The…

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Published: December 31, 2025 16:22

Haiku Review of 2025: House of Haiku https://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2025/12/haiku-review-of-2025-house-of-haiku.html

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Published: December 30, 2025 15:25

Haiku Review of 2025: No Other Haiku Contribute yours, like Doug in Sugar Pine, who sent in one titled, "Portland, sure, but also just down the road": Plastic frogs are more Heritage Americans Than Miller or Vance …

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Published: December 30, 2025 13:20

If I were an artist canceling my show, I’d say, “The President takes an oath to uphold the laws of this country. By putting his name on the Kennedy Center, Donald Trump has broken the law and violated his oath. To perform there would be to abet his…