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Published: May 30, 2025 12:42

Nothing is ever this dumb orange motherfucker's fault. "I was just a naive president under the spell of the evil Federalist Society" is some low-rent bullshit. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 30, 2025 12:22

You could say that Musk personally had hundreds of thousands of the poorest people in the world murdered so he could get richer, and you wouldn’t be wrong. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 30, 2025 00:46

More guns and less education? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 29, 2025 21:45

New for Rude Pundit Patreon newsletter subscribers at $3 a month and up: More Lies Than Truth (It's Not About Trump, But It's Not Not About Trump) https://www.patreon.com/posts/130206918

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Published: May 29, 2025 12:02

Just to be clear, the court ruled that Trump broke the law. He just hasn’t gotten away with it yet. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 29, 2025 00:00

The administration should have to refund all that has been paid so far. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 28, 2025 23:53

This is one of the most ignorant and racist things our government has done as a policy in years. I’d say we’re shooting ourselves in the foot, but we ran out of feet a while ago. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 28, 2025 21:18

Real Americans want to sit in traffic for hours because freedom is confinement in your car. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 28, 2025 17:44

I have read and seen more incredibly weird fetish porn than you would ever want me to tell you about. And I haven't come across "rapist asteroid." That is niche beyond niche. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 28, 2025 17:37

I'd respect them more if they'd stop talking about "free speech" and just said, "Fuck your freedom. We're forcing you to agree with us. Try to stop us." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 28, 2025 17:34

Yes, @politico.com, it's so awesome that Trump gives so much time to the press so he can answer questions with "What?" and "Ask my lawyers." Generous to a fault. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 27, 2025 17:03

Maybe I'm crazy, but I'm more concerned about the widespread violence against trans people than I am about one or two trans girls competing in high school sports.

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Published: May 27, 2025 16:34

I'm old enough to remember when RFK, Jr. said under oath, "I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me" just two weeks ago. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 27, 2025 15:37

DEI isn’t pointless. DEI training often is (because it’s quite badly written), but so is lots of bureaucratic bullshit that exists so HR can check a box that says, “Avoided lawsuits on that.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 27, 2025 14:58

If I were a governor, I'd work to get consensus to raise state income taxes on the wealthy by whatever Congress cuts the federal taxes by. I'd say it's so we can maintain the services that Republicans are gutting because we actually give a shit about…

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Published: May 27, 2025 14:55

Immigration courts should insist on holding hearings by videoconference so that immigrants who are routinely checking in won't face lazy-ass ICE agents looking for quick arrests.

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Published: May 27, 2025 14:41

This is government by extortion. If Republicans allow it to happen, then Democrats should promise to do it in return. Start with refusing to federal funding to any state that doesn't provide abortion care. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 27, 2025 12:44

If they can target Harvard for not agreeing with MAGAism, they can target anyone or anything. We will all be brought to heel because they know that what they believe is garbage that can't stand up to the slightest scrutiny or questioning.…

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Published: May 27, 2025 00:53

Golden Years or I’m Afraid of Americans [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 26, 2025 21:34

At his Memorial Day "speech" at Arlington, Trump really said, after talking about soldiers' sacrifice for the country, "a republic that I am fixing after a long and hard four years. That was a hard four years we went through. Who would let that happen?…

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Published: May 26, 2025 21:20

These dense, traitorous fucks will put a golden statue of Ashli Babbit in the rotunda before they put this plaque up. wapo.st/4dSrySJ https://wapo.st/4dSrySJ

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Published: May 26, 2025 21:07

Complaining about people who complain about BlueSky is the new complaining about BlueSky.

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Published: May 26, 2025 13:46

What the fuck is he talking about? They don't need any "lists." Every foreign student has a visa and is registered with the government. That's how they can revoke the visas. This is pure disinformation to justify being absolute dicks.

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Published: May 26, 2025 13:00

A Poem for Memorial Day: Dirt by Garett Reppenhagen https://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2025/05/a-poem-for-memorial-day.html

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Published: May 26, 2025 12:49

I'm sure it's fine that our current discourse is reporters ask a Democrat about Biden's brain and scoff at whatever they say; meanwhile, Republicans can swear, with a smirk, that Trump's brain is the greatest, strongest, smartest brain in history and the…

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Published: May 26, 2025 07:43

So he’s blaming foreign students for Barron not getting into Harvard. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 26, 2025 02:36

Yeah, and some asshole said he could solve this on day one in office. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 26, 2025 00:01

I dunno, Bill. How about free health care for mothers and kids? How about child care? How about safe schools? There are things they can do. They just won't do them. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 25, 2025 20:22

We Cannot Forget That the Climate Crisis Is Coming For Us All https://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2025/05/we-cannot-forget-that-climate-crisis-is.html

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Published: May 25, 2025 13:23

You might have seen a clip or two of Trump's West Point commencement speech, which was nearly an hour long. But the whole thing was insane and barely coherent. I mean, he really said, "The United States of America is hotter now than we've ever seen it and,…

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Published: May 25, 2025 12:53

Never forget that the creeping climate change disaster has the potential to go full-blown armageddon at any moment and no one is prepared. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05-24/sa-algal-bloom-outbreak/105300602?utm_source=abc_news_app

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Published: May 25, 2025 12:37

Sometimes I think we humans deserve it when nature decides to murder a bunch of us.…

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Published: May 25, 2025 02:49

Can’t wait to teach the kids what adultery means. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 25, 2025 00:14

Honestly, Kermit the Frog would have been a more appropriate speaker. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 24, 2025 12:56

I'm a big Shakespeare nerd, so when I see $TRUMP, I think, "Strumpet" and then think, "Yeah, that's about right."

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Published: May 24, 2025 02:27

Everyone who criticized Trump's mass deportation plan said this kind of bullshit would happen again and again. The problem is that Republicans don't give a fuck who gets hurt. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 23, 2025 20:01

Fuck cancer research. We want big guns on parade! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 23, 2025 16:09

Just gonna put out there that Trump is trying to punish Harvard and other universities without any due process or recourse to appeal. So that's a disturbing pattern.

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Published: May 23, 2025 12:56

I think the real question is "How skinny is Tim Burchett's dick?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 23, 2025 12:40

Ending every post with "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" is one of those small but infinitely aggravating things, like someone who sucks their teeth loudly. Like it's not a big deal, but, goddamn, it just sends me into an incoherent rage. …

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Published: May 23, 2025 02:10

When you see “unitary executive,” you can just read it as “king.” It’s easier and means the same thing.

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Published: May 23, 2025 00:44

I mean, say what you know, I guess. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 23, 2025 00:42

God, they're such lazy dickwads. They must have some kind of quota to meet and they've decided to go after the people who are actually trying to follow the law because it's easy pickings. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 23, 2025 00:40

If this MAGA budget passes as it is, a whole lot of people are about to discover that socialism was the only thing keeping them alive.

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Published: May 22, 2025 21:50

I mean, honestly, fuck you forever if you ever said that "cancel culture" is because liberal college students are too sensitive. The government is actually cancelling shit, as in ending it completely, if certain words are used.

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Published: May 22, 2025 21:46

Teaching students that white people did bad things is not indoctrination. The government forcing universities to adhere to its ideology at the risk of being shut down is quite literally indoctrination. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 22, 2025 21:39

As an Italian, I say fuck Columbus, fuck Cuomo, and fuck this bullshit. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 22, 2025 18:34

New for Rude Pundit Patreon subscribers at $3 a month and up: The Afrikaners of Trump's White Nationalist Dreams https://www.patreon.com/posts/129611768

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Published: May 22, 2025 18:32

Harvard should tell Trump to kiss their ass and move to Toronto. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 22, 2025 15:06

The play John Proctor Is the Villain takes place at a Georgia high school in a small town. The students are only reading The Crucible (often aloud) in that one. Great show, but a thought I had while watching it was "No way a high school like this allows…

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Published: May 22, 2025 13:10

Forcing people to believe in lies is indoctrination. Teaching them the truth is just teaching. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 22, 2025 13:02

I wrote this 7 years ago about the whole "white genocide" thing, and it's more valid than ever now. "The world's a goddamn miracle when you're not a total dick about shit like this."

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Published: May 22, 2025 11:18

Three Democrats 70 and older have died since this Congress was sworn in. Sigh. [contains quote post or other embedded content]