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Published: April 29, 2026 01:59
Huge thanks to @scumbelievable.bsky.social for talking to my students today. Awesome conversation with insights into horror, art, creativity, and identity. Plus I got to geek out with one of favorite contemporary authors.
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Published: April 28, 2026 22:05
Oh, just blow me.
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Published: April 28, 2026 22:02
You gotta be a mighty scared little bitch to claim that "8647" is a threat to you. It's just embarrassing to indict someone over that.
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Published: April 28, 2026 14:52
You know, I kind of believe Trump and the GOP when they say they're not fascists. Fascism is a coherent, if abhorrent, political ideology. They're just assholes angry at random shit.
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Published: April 28, 2026 14:48
What in the fuck does an adviser to Melania Trump even do? Tell her that she's being too expressive?
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Published: April 28, 2026 11:56
Hold on. I was told pretty fucking clearly that 60 Minutes editing an interview was the worst crime in history.
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Published: April 28, 2026 00:04
Graham's head is so far up Trump's ass that I can't understand a word he's saying.
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Published: April 27, 2026 22:55
I dunno. I think $400m spent making a country where the president doesn't have to be afraid to leave the White House would be better than fancy tomb, but what do I know.
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Published: April 27, 2026 22:33
The president's a pedophile. The number one film in the country is about a pedophile. Billionaires created tools to make it easier to create CSAM. It just feels so goddamned filthy out there.
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Published: April 27, 2026 19:50
When Trump's gone, people will pay to go help knock down that fucking ballroom.
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Published: April 27, 2026 17:56
Kimmel wasn't calling for violence. He was saying that Melania would prefer it if her husband wasn't alive. He didn't say how she wanted Trump to die. I presume she'd be fine with natural causes.
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Published: April 27, 2026 17:22
So will every event be held in the ballroom? And the president will never leave the White House like a bloated Howard Hughes?
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Published: April 27, 2026 17:18
The reason everyone moved on quickly after the attempt at an attempted assassination is that no one really gives a shit anymore. About anything, although definitely not Trump. We just moved on after 8 kids were shot to death in Shreveport. We're so numb…
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Published: April 27, 2026 16:45
Trump was in more danger from his weak ankles than he was from the shooter, but, sure, let's attack (spins the wheel) Jimmy Kimmel for making Melania-wants-Trump-dead jokes before the WHCD even happened.
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Published: April 27, 2026 16:43
It's like they want to suppress the vote because if they get the majority, they'll actually have to do shit.
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Published: April 27, 2026 12:30
I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social and I'll be demanding a ballroom be built next to Steph's house.
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Published: April 27, 2026 00:57
He was sleepy. Not contemplative. Sleepy.
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Published: April 26, 2026 22:17
Random Observations on Another Weird Attempted "Assassination"
https://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2026/04/random-observations-on-another-weird.html
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Published: April 26, 2026 20:31
What fucking evidence is there that Taft or Ike demanded a giant dumb ballroom? If Reagan, Teddy Roosevelt, or Grover Cleveland had wanted a ballroom, they would have goddamn well had one built.
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Published: April 26, 2026 12:28
It is very on the nose that the rich white guy would rather lock himself in a gilded safe room than do anything to actually make the country safer for everyone.
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Published: April 26, 2026 06:28
Motherfucker looked up “assassinations” on Google, read the AI summary, and now thinks he “studied” them.
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Published: April 26, 2026 06:07
The WHCD was not a government event. The implication here is they’re going to rent out the ballroom to organizations. Is that the plan?
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Published: April 26, 2026 06:00
I bet he did.
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Published: April 26, 2026 03:18
Seems like that mentalist guy should have been more useful than he was at the WHCD.
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Published: April 25, 2026 15:33
Fuck. Apparently, if I want to keep up with The Discourse, I'm really gonna have to learn about Hasan Piker whether I want to or not. Goddamnit. But I'm not watching any fucking Twitch streams.
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Published: April 25, 2026 15:05
A self-aware White House Correspondents' Association would have permanently canceled the dinner after Stephen Colbert ripped the whole thing to shreds in 2006.
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Published: April 25, 2026 14:56
Obama and Shinzo Abe walk by the reflecting pool in 2015. So, yeah, another fucking lie.
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Published: April 25, 2026 13:39
The unemployment rate in the UK right now is 4.9% So who exactly is this asshole talking about?
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Published: April 24, 2026 12:39
The amount of grift going on from Trump Thing 1 and Trump Thing 2 makes the worst accusations against Hunter Biden look like a jaywalking ticket.
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Published: April 24, 2026 12:32
Wait, in the last 3 years, Musk posted 66,000 tweets? That's fucking deranged. wapo.st/4mRC7d5
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Published: April 24, 2026 12:26
This is a full-on attack on academic freedom. It's also discriminatory and deeply, deeply stupid and corrupt in that it forces faculty to lie to students about the reality of the world they live in.
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Published: April 24, 2026 12:08
Again I ask: What would Trump be doing differently if his goal was to soften the US up for an invasion? https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/us/politics/iran-war-cost-military.html?unlocked_article_code=1.dVA.ox6X.4F-6MNNndNCQ&smid=url-share
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Published: April 23, 2026 21:34
I mean, I know we make the 1984/Big Brother comparisons, but this is pretty much 2+2=5
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Published: April 23, 2026 03:12
He’s totally gonna have someone killed.
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Published: April 23, 2026 03:10
I shit on Bill Kristol all the time back in the day, but the man is doing the work to make up for his past sins. He’s well beyond Never Trump and has embraced much of the left’s political agenda.
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Published: April 22, 2026 20:15
Check out a full set by my kid's band, MilkMaiden, opening with the incredibly timely "Death of All Men" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRlOMrDWux0
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Published: April 22, 2026 15:53
There is no "different way of calculating percentages." That's not a 600% reduction. Trump's a fucking moron and his gross toadies cover that up constantly.
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Published: April 22, 2026 13:58
"Low IQ" is the new "urban."
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Published: April 22, 2026 03:24
Someone found the place where his spine was hiding. Good shit from Jeffries
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Published: April 22, 2026 00:53
Remember: Republicans started this shit. They thought Democrats would just roll over. This is what it looks like when Dems decide to fight.
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Published: April 21, 2026 18:43
They should have to wear this on a pin or pocket square after.
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Published: April 21, 2026 15:22
Just the dumbest motherfuckers doing the dumbest shit because they think it proves some idiotic point.
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Published: April 21, 2026 14:03
I think my dog might have made a model of the solar system with a paper cup he took out of the trash. But that idiot thinks there's a tenth planet.
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Published: April 21, 2026 13:15
Over on Truth Toilet, Trump said in his praise of Tim Cook, "I was very impressed with myself to have the head of Apple calling to 'kiss my ass.'" And that's now the only way we should remember Cook: lips firmly attached to Trump's rear like a frantic…
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Published: April 21, 2026 13:09
I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social where I'll redistrict my way to her heart.
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Published: April 21, 2026 03:00
It is an excellent question that should be asked of Trump and every Republican.
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Published: April 21, 2026 02:54
Well, fuck me. Solid concert with incredible guitar work from Nils Lofgren and Tom Morello. And it was amazing to be in an audience that booed DHS and Trump when Springsteen called them out.
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Published: April 20, 2026 23:26
Starting to feel like this is all a test to see how easy it is to use AI to mass murder people.
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Published: April 20, 2026 23:25
At a Bruce Springsteen concert in the nosebleeds. Woman behind me says how the GA floor was so expensive (like $500-1000) and I said, “This is supposed to be a protest show. Those are the people we should be protesting against.”
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Published: April 20, 2026 18:04
Can we please Make America Normal Again?
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Published: April 20, 2026 10:34
He’s destroying the world for shits and giggles while Republicans cheer him on.
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