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Published: September 1, 2025 01:43

Incredible how none of that happened before the tariffs. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 31, 2025 22:38

Fucking madness. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 31, 2025 22:25

Sanction the fucking lawyers. Make it so no one will represent this evil administration in court. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 31, 2025 21:18

New for Rude Pundit Patreon subscribers at $3 a month and up (first part available for free!): Is Attacking the Holocaust Museum Antisemitism? Because It Sure Seems Like It is. https://www.patreon.com/posts/137786551

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Published: August 31, 2025 19:56

He accidentally wandered into sunlight, didn't he? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 31, 2025 19:54

Ah, yes. Los Angeles. A city well-known for not being able to handle an influx of immigrants. (heads to third taco truck of the day near Little Tokyo) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 31, 2025 15:02

I gotta say: This feels like a planned thing. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 31, 2025 15:02

I really miss that brief feeling of hopeful expectation we all had yesterday when he thought he might be dead.

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Published: August 31, 2025 14:07

As a little kid growing up in Florida (where we lived for 4 years), a trip to Disney World was affordable even for my truck driver dad and secretary mom and 3 kids while we lived in a mobile home. This is so depressing and enraging.…

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Published: August 31, 2025 13:01

Whoever is writing this season is getting really good at bringing all the plot lines together. https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/29/ai-unmasking-ice-officers-00519478?cid=apn

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Published: August 31, 2025 01:39

A friend was in DC this past week and said, “Man, those National Guard folks are bored out of their minds.” That’s the farce of all this: there simply isn’t enough crime for them to do anything. So, fuck it, arrest people for chalking the pavement. At…

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Published: August 30, 2025 15:42

New for Rude Pundit Patreon subscribers at $3 a month and up (read the first two paragraphs for free!): Trump Is Turning the Smithsonian Into a MAGA Propaganda Arm https://www.patreon.com/posts/137703814

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Published: August 30, 2025 15:24

Fucking hell, Joe Biden had to go biking and hang out at the beach, all in front of cameras, in order to prove to the vultures in the media that he was still physically capable of doing the job. Trump disappears for days and it's only on BlueSky and…

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Published: August 30, 2025 10:30

This Elvis Costello song seems appropriate to everything we’re hoping right now. https://youtu.be/pi_YQul7XXk?si=k3G5CsOO6i_NhNst

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Published: August 30, 2025 07:38

This is the shit you say while passing the bong and then giggle at later for how dumb you are when you’re high. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 30, 2025 00:25

Obama’s fundamental misread of the public has cursed the United States since 2009. We wanted vengeance on Bush and Cheney and the rest for what they put this country through. Forgiveness is for suckers when it comes to politics. [contains quote post or…

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Published: August 29, 2025 22:00

The part that needs to be said repeatedly is “there’s no national emergency.” The president can’t just scream about something and make it true. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 29, 2025 19:22

“Republicans want children to die from brain cancer” is the easiest ad in the world and should be running now. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 29, 2025 19:15

They will arrest and imprison Democrats without bail for trumped up bullshit. That’s how dictatorships work. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 29, 2025 19:13

The soft secession begins. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 29, 2025 12:56

If I were running for office against a Republican, I’d make “I’m not Trump’s bitch like our current representative” a central theme of my campaign.

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Published: August 29, 2025 12:51

A country controlled by a cabal of the cuntiest cunts who ever cunted. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 28, 2025 17:10

If anyone violates HIPAA because their bullshit faith or savage political agenda compels them to, they should be sued into poverty. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 28, 2025 08:23

"We gathered a group of dumbasses in a room and asked them if they'd rather hear about concentration camps or how many cookies they could get, and you'll never guess what they chose." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 27, 2025 22:14

Jessica Watkins is a trans woman who was an Oath Keeper militia member convicted for her actions in the January 6 insurrection. Trans people can be led to commit violence by the same dumb, insidious bullshit that leads cis people to commit violence. So…

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Published: August 27, 2025 21:09

We will not survive, thanks to Gloria Gaynor. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 27, 2025 09:23

A Labour with any guts at all would say that Brexit was fucking idiocy and it's failed. Time to go back to the EU. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 26, 2025 21:51

It's like blow job roulette. As they each vigorously fellate him, which one will get him to jizz? That person gets a small but sticky prize. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 26, 2025 21:45

Good job, Chief Justice Roberts and the rest of you robed monarchists on the Supreme Court. You anointed a king and wrecked the Constitution, you dumb, cretinous motherfuckers. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 26, 2025 15:39

Every now and then, you happen to be in the right place at the right time and you get a reminder that the world doesn’t totally suck.

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Published: August 26, 2025 12:03

I will vote for whatever Democrat assures me these dickscabs die in prison. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 26, 2025 04:26

Will they be required to wear jackboots? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 25, 2025 23:48

This is the kind of shit that makes me want to burn the flag because the bastards in the White House have made it meaningless. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 25, 2025 23:16

This is what needs to be said and done. “You wanna come after my people? Fuck you. We’re coming after you.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 25, 2025 12:34

I keep saying that most everyone attacking colleges and universities has no idea what the fuck they’re talking about (like that Christopher fucking Rufo prick). Here’s why. [contains quote post or other embedded content]