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Published: December 6, 2025 20:47

I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day l add 15 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 months.

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Published: December 5, 2025 22:16

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Published: December 5, 2025 21:04

Vaping is weird... you walk past a group of dudes who look like gangsters but smell like strawberry muffins...

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Published: December 5, 2025 16:22

We need an extra day between Saturday and Sunday 😔

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Published: December 5, 2025 10:33

Killer whales have recently started attacking boats. Police fear it's Orca-nized crime.

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Published: December 4, 2025 13:47

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Published: December 4, 2025 11:18

I fired my fruit delivery driver today. I hate to let the mango but he was driving me bananas.

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Published: December 3, 2025 21:02

What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency? It Hertz.

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Published: December 3, 2025 21:01

My girlfriend is leaving me after I accidentally broke her spectacles. She said she can't see me anymore.

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Published: December 3, 2025 15:31

A simple truth 🤣🤣

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Published: December 3, 2025 11:07

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Published: December 3, 2025 11:01

I just accidentally hit a truck loaded with electric guitars. Luckily it was just a fender bender.

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Published: December 2, 2025 17:57

My wife just got home; she said, "I’ve got good news and bad news." I said, "Just give me the good news." She said, "The airbags work on your new car."

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Published: December 2, 2025 17:52

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Published: December 1, 2025 22:48

Today, my parsley, basil, and rosemary all turned against me. Thyme is on my side, though.

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Published: December 1, 2025 20:40

There’s a new guy at work named Wayne Bruce, and I said, “Ah, Manbat, my old nemesis.” Nobody got it. My talents are wasted there.

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Published: December 1, 2025 14:27

Can you believe I was thrown out of my church for claiming Jesus spoke with a lisp? It was a real slap in the faith.

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Published: November 30, 2025 15:22

My niece calls me Ankle. I call her my Knees.

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Published: November 30, 2025 15:22

I sent my son to his room for saying Jim Morrison was a terrible musician… Sorry but we do not slam The Doors in this house.

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Published: November 30, 2025 14:41

Which number you see..? 99% Fail

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Published: November 29, 2025 21:27

Your veterinarian won't tell you this, but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard It's the best thing for a hot dog

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Published: November 29, 2025 16:14

I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without a permission. That makes me sick.