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https://bsky.app/profile/dadsaysjokes.com/post/3m7syas4buk23
Published: December 12, 2025 21:00
I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I'm the one with the money.
https://bsky.app/profile/dadsaysjokes.com/post/3m7sy63owns23
Published: December 12, 2025 20:59
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnn...
https://bsky.app/profile/dadsaysjokes.com/post/3m7sjtoimts2w
Published: December 12, 2025 16:42
Kids say the craziest things 😂
https://bsky.app/profile/dadsaysjokes.com/post/3m7qjt2nhfc2v
Published: December 11, 2025 21:37
If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.
https://bsky.app/profile/dadsaysjokes.com/post/3m7qj7h7fds2v
Published: December 11, 2025 21:26
Someone told me my clothes were gay. I said: "Yeah they came out of the closet this morning."
https://bsky.app/profile/dadsaysjokes.com/post/3m7nylthsjs2u
Published: December 10, 2025 21:23
Apparently if you buy a cabbage from Coles you are legally obligated to also buy carrots and mayonnaise. It’s Coles law.
https://bsky.app/profile/dadsaysjokes.com/post/3m7nmsx5g322k
Published: December 10, 2025 17:52
TWO TIPS FOR CHRISTMAS: 1. Forget the past. You can't change it. 2. Forget the present I didn't get you one.
https://bsky.app/profile/dadsaysjokes.com/post/3m7nmrishxs2k
Published: December 10, 2025 17:51
For the first time ever in human history, Christmas is on 25/25/25. This phenomenon will never happen again.
https://bsky.app/profile/dadsaysjokes.com/post/3m7my6qgm622h
Published: December 10, 2025 11:43
What do you call Santa without a GPS? A lost Claus...
https://bsky.app/profile/dadsaysjokes.com/post/3m7ld6v6dcs2a
Published: December 9, 2025 19:55
I just sent my son to his room for saying Jim Morrison was a terrible musician. Sorry but we do not slam The Doors in this house.