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Published: March 25, 2025 21:09

Have a timeline cleanse 🖤

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Published: March 25, 2025 18:00

I feel like everyone is focusing so hard on the stupidity of the Houthi group chat national security exposure we’re forgetting to ask if maybe the exposure wasn’t an accident. Smart people love to use dumb people to do smart things. Useful idiots.

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Published: March 25, 2025 17:26

Bridge over the Devil’s Punchbowl

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Published: March 25, 2025 16:58

Last night I was part of a conversation where it was discussed how a girl was called a third wheel by her guy while he was hooking up with someone else, and now the guy’s back claiming he really loves the first girl, and I feel like everyone involved needs…

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Published: March 25, 2025 16:18

Me people get me 🥰 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 25, 2025 15:59

me in the national security team group chat [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 25, 2025 15:41

Deer trampled the only daffodil they didn’t eat before it bloomed so I rescued it. It just bloomed this morning 💛

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Published: March 25, 2025 15:22

Wild that America actually saw the “lemme bully you into letting me bully you forever” guys and went, Yes

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Published: March 25, 2025 15:10

Made my morning [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 25, 2025 04:25

Can’t sleep so here’s a late-ish-night timeline cleanse for us all 🌙🖤

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Published: March 25, 2025 03:06

I feel like the general mood of the moment is that if you treat a specific demographic like they’re worth less than trash, then you don’t get to feel personally victimized when that exact demographic decides to hate you personally

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Published: March 25, 2025 02:31

The adult content moderation here is so random. My feed will have a cartoon of a buxom woman in a formal Victorian gown censored as adult content and a full dick pic not censored what is happening

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Published: March 25, 2025 01:22

Nature is everything we need 💚

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Published: March 24, 2025 23:55

First spring wildflowers in the rainy PNW 💖

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Published: March 24, 2025 21:30

Would’ve been so amazing if the party had shown up as a strong unified force and representative of popular anger before this moment so that they would have had any fucking momentum behind them to demand Hegseth’s resignation

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Published: March 24, 2025 21:05

Idiocracy clearly didn’t go far enough

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Published: March 24, 2025 19:58

The USGS secret medallion is the only gold medal I want 💙🫡

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Published: March 24, 2025 18:15

Adore the idea of calling this admin The Mediocracy [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 18:04

Yes but also let’s not normalize this evil reversal of the good that DEI is. Yes he was hired strictly based on his white race but that is literally the exact opposite thing DEI is for. To prevent -exactly- this. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: March 24, 2025 17:55

This was wild

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Published: March 24, 2025 16:32

Harley Quinn spoilers again but I think I just finished what felt like the finale and I found it perfect. Brainiac getting that “the mess is the point”, needing Clayface’s play to show him that his story is tragic, and accepting that in peace is such a…

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Published: March 24, 2025 15:25

If I could wave a magic wand and give everyone one of the superpowers of the survivors of abuse, it would be this: when people show you who they are, believe them.

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Published: March 24, 2025 15:20

F*cking fantastic [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 24, 2025 14:20

Sometimes I get those trolls who try to pin me with the “miserable childless woman” thing so just for clarity: I’ve been married for over 15 years and I’m a mom of three very young kids. I don’t talk about them online because protecting them is my #1 job.…

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Published: March 24, 2025 10:51

The thing about trying to hurt people on purpose is you almost always end up destroying way more than your intended target. And there is no real life super glue to put things back together. Sometimes killer blows land. Life is a choose your own adventure…

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Published: March 24, 2025 03:22

Fucking hell everything is insane here’s a wild lizard

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Published: March 24, 2025 01:23

Some peace for the evening from the Seattle ferry

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Published: March 24, 2025 00:49

It’s an incredibly surreal feeling to have all your core traumas tied into the exact behaviors taking over reality. Wildly triggering. I trust I’m not the only one.

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Published: March 24, 2025 00:16

Tree had stories to tell and secrets to keep

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Published: March 24, 2025 00:00

My emotional well-being did not need to get trapped in line for the ferry behind a car with both a Trump sticker and an extremely offensive anti-Palestine sticker driven by an old man who opened his door to spit on the ground

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Published: March 23, 2025 22:40

Just me and this bird doing our best against the end

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Published: March 23, 2025 20:22

Lunch view 🧘

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Published: March 23, 2025 18:34

It’s just me and my new family against this apocalypse

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Published: March 23, 2025 18:08

Moody weather is very therapeutic sometimes

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Published: March 23, 2025 17:25

“Good for you. Sucks like hell for mustache lady” she screams as she fights with an asshole clown.

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Published: March 23, 2025 15:05

Sol Duc has the nicest national park bathrooms I’ve ever seen in my life. Shout out to Olympic National Park 🫡

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Published: March 23, 2025 14:36

I wish I could sit America down for an intervention and explain to them that once a person displays an abusive pattern of behavior they -never- just stop and change all on their own. Idk why anyone thinks anything will get better until different people are…

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Published: March 23, 2025 04:40

I need some kind of medicine that will remove my ability to be shocked and disappointed at how incredibly gross and cruel people can be. You’d think there’d be a numb out point given *waves* but no

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Published: March 23, 2025 01:33

Favorite roof

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Published: March 22, 2025 23:45

I just had such a near miss with someone else’s car accident. My Irish luck kicked in at the last second. Thank God. Anyway my friend was a no-show for the date we had scheduled for today, so I’m off to camp. Back later.

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Published: March 22, 2025 20:49

Hanging out waiting for my friend and am parked by some fun Seattle public art

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Published: March 22, 2025 20:19

Mood https://media.tenor.com/Wkpbi1O8nSoAAAAC/help-me.gif?hh=278&ww=498

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Published: March 22, 2025 19:21

I’m anxious about everything. That’s the post.

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Published: March 22, 2025 16:55

Sounds familiar can’t place it [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 22, 2025 15:29

Good morning and happy Saturday

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Published: March 22, 2025 06:37

I just figured out who is the immigrant from an insane asylum Trump has been so scared of

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Published: March 22, 2025 02:21

Everything is terrible have more #bloomscrolling

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Published: March 22, 2025 01:04

I reject claims that social media discourse changes nothing. If that were true bots and disinformation agents would have no sway over anything. Online discourse does change minds and politics. We just have to be as furiously dedicated and smart as the…

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Published: March 22, 2025 00:56

I have never been more disappointed in my country 💔 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 22, 2025 00:44

According to the FBI’s own website I just found some fraud! I should run the government [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 22, 2025 00:18

I do not understand how every professional historian, every lawyer, and every political scientist on the internet can be screaming at the top of their lungs that American democracy is close to being a smoldering heap, and self-satisfied business bros can…

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:57

Pretending things are normal will not make them normal. Pretending Trump is an honest operator will not make him one. Pretending Musk has unselfish interests will not make it true. No matter how many stories they print to the contrary.

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:46

Vacillating between anxiety about my imperfections, excitement for the weekend, panicky uncertainty, and outrage at events like I’m in that Olympic sport where you ride horses to shoot rifles before jumping into a lake for a sword fight.

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:31

So regular businesspeople now pay an extra 50% purchase tax because Trump doesn’t know what tariffs are [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 23:10

Have a timeline cleanse 🤍

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Published: March 21, 2025 22:18

Trump just fired everyone in the office of Homeland Security that makes sure Homeland Security does not violate your civil rights

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Published: March 21, 2025 21:20

*serious news anchor voice* Secretary Lutnik urges Americans to understand that poverty and starvation are moral failings of the poor, who should invest in Tesla in lieu of expecting further social security payments. Experts debunk ethical concerns.

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Published: March 21, 2025 20:49

Inside joke for those following the poison ivy surrealism situation but I’m folding laundry and am about to put these away. Had both for over ten years. They’re weird now.

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Published: March 21, 2025 20:30

A while back I was thinking about how we could, assuming some miracle rescues us from this national catastrophe, prevent another billionaire from blowing up our system with cash. Then it occurred to me that the preventative already exists: Social…

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Published: March 21, 2025 20:09

White supremacists have argued for decades that God ordained the US to be a white nation led by men who drive out inferior races, and a capitalist nation sharing nothing with the undeserving. Prosperity gospel preaches that wealth is a sign of virtue and…

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Published: March 21, 2025 19:25

Love it when guys who hoard money tell the poors they can live without money [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 19:00

This is good. This is Salt Lake City. Do you know how mad Mormons have to be to yell in public? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 18:52

We could let Commander back into the White House and just see what happens

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Published: March 21, 2025 18:38

Biden’s autobiography will probably be titled The Last President

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Published: March 21, 2025 18:35

Trump denies granting Musk access to our China war plans just like he denies losing in 2020

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Published: March 21, 2025 18:14

Just some spring for the #bloomscrolling 💛💛

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Published: March 21, 2025 15:41

I bet there’s a government agency down near the Titanic Musk should investigate

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Published: March 21, 2025 15:28

The entire government has been repurposed for Trump and Musk’s personal gain [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 21, 2025 15:06

FYI critically quoting me to the room will not start a conversation with me it will earn an instant block. I don’t enjoy clout chasing bullies.

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Published: March 21, 2025 14:36

We used to have this thing where people would have to sit in front of congress and get questioned for days and have their personal histories plumbed on live TV before they were given control over things like our military plans. So long ago now

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Published: March 21, 2025 14:13

It’s like being tied up on the floor while someone robs and trashes your house

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Published: March 21, 2025 07:18

How many times can a man turn his head and pretend that he just doesn’t see? - Bob Dylan

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Published: March 21, 2025 04:53

Where is our famous American pride right now guys. We’re supposed to be the most egotistical bastards on the planet and yet we are sitting still doing nothing while the stupidest idiots on earth sell us out to our enemies.

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Published: March 21, 2025 04:49

Anyone who thinks Musk can be trusted with information about our tactical opposition to China should have their drivers licenses taken away

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Published: March 21, 2025 04:40

How do I call 911 about elder abuse if the elder is the president and the abuser is Russia?

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Published: March 21, 2025 03:25

Missing my America. This Bob Dylan Johnny Cash duet both helps and makes me sad https://youtu.be/Je4Eg77YSSA?si=vL2pbtp4hJ6n9UN0

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Published: March 21, 2025 03:19

So we’re really sacrificing everything we value to the idolatry of wealth

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Published: March 21, 2025 02:30

The color of spring in Seattle is gray

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Published: March 21, 2025 01:40

Musk is worth $321.4 billion. According to ProPublica he has historically paid only 3.3% in federal taxes. The top federal tax bracket is 37%. This means if Elon paid all taxes he owed it would be an extra $106 billion in federal revenue, or enough to pay…

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Published: March 21, 2025 00:04

Beethoven was deaf. Stephen Hawking had ALS. Einstein was autistic and dyslexic. Not only are these guys the dumbest in the room they only tolerate people as dumb as themselves [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 20, 2025 23:23

Someone who knows me IRL and follows me online too said today that I “stand like a terrorism expert.” Yeah I can see it

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Published: March 20, 2025 21:57

MORE THIS [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 20, 2025 20:43

It’s like the Constitution is the paper confetti falling through the air at the Nazi parade

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Published: March 20, 2025 20:08

Have a timeline cleanse 💖

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Published: March 20, 2025 18:39

Things I’m doing today to help my mental health: good music, house cleaning, art, saying nice things to random people. Strong recommend all.

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Published: March 20, 2025 18:08

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer Hard mode: No villains [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 20, 2025 18:01

It is kinda nice though that everyone else I know with traumatic abusive pasts is completely unsurprised about the state of reality. The silver lining of low expectations

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Published: March 20, 2025 17:53

We have made America so great [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 20, 2025 16:44

Talking heads: “Once Trump’s popularity drops we will have the cover to take action to repair the government!” Us: https://media.tenor.com/X6E3tjmanvYAAAAC/stop-already-dead.gif?hh=373&ww=498

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Published: March 20, 2025 16:09

After every winter there is spring. Happy equinox.

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Published: March 20, 2025 15:53

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: March 20, 2025 15:18

I no longer like the person I become when I read the news. I like peace and quiet. All the racist rapey idiot criming is turning me into Jack Jack

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Published: March 20, 2025 04:59

Can’t sleep. David Lee Roth just followed me and everything is insane

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Published: March 20, 2025 04:41

When I pay attention to everything going on I get incredibly upset and then anxious I’m too upset so then I stop paying attention and then I get anxious I’m not stepping up so I think the answer is to just throw my phone into the sea

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Published: March 20, 2025 04:19

Happy tomorrow

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Published: March 20, 2025 02:49

I like to think that Linda McMahon is keeping her position as Education Secretary while they kill the Department of Education because they plan to train kids to be mini pro wrestlers instead

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Published: March 20, 2025 02:04

A view for the evening

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Published: March 20, 2025 01:06

I will argue for nonviolence until my last breath so if that irritates anyone find your violence advocates elsewhere. I am a survivor of physical abuse and was in proximity to three separate shootings, all before I became a teen. Violence is only an…

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Published: March 20, 2025 00:55

We used to live in a post-truth America. Now we live in a post-laws America.

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Published: March 20, 2025 00:36

@indivisible.org is planning a protest April 5 in DC. We need coordination and support for everyone who wants to attend but needs financial assistance getting there. The more people we can help show up, the better. Get on it. [contains quote post or other…