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Published: May 9, 2025 15:28

More from the apocalypse mood music playlist 🖤 for #musicsky https://youtu.be/FE1BynevdUo?si=Phdy0FVM89auDBS1

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Published: May 9, 2025 15:06

Someone should write a book about Chicago’s importance to both Obama and Leo and call it Hope and Pope

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Published: May 9, 2025 14:01

Maybe God is real and all this is some sort of karmic Rube Goldberg machine of a purgatory

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Published: May 9, 2025 13:40

What’s fun is every time JD Vance goes to mass now he has to say sort of a pledge of allegiance (the Nicene Creed) to the church which includes a nod to the pope which means every Sunday, if he attends, Vance will now have to pledge obedience to a…

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Published: May 9, 2025 01:07

Pretty epic that we might be doing a second civil war with an American pope on a one side and all the armies of Fox News on the other

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Published: May 9, 2025 00:45

Jesse Watters will make an amazing vice president someday soon

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Published: May 8, 2025 23:47

All are welcome [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 8, 2025 22:04

Important [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 8, 2025 21:02

Those deep sea creatures are about to get the most fucking awesome coral reef that ever happened

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Published: May 8, 2025 20:50

🫡 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 8, 2025 20:41

You will never convince me that this is not what Andor is doing

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Published: May 8, 2025 20:33

Want to hear the nerdiest Back to the Future joke that you will ever hear in your entire life? What did the Higgs boson say to the scientist that discovered it? https://media.tenor.com/5HPpOrvjxLAAAAAC/back-to-the-future-george-mcfly.gif?hh=311&ww=481

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Published: May 8, 2025 19:58

Every time the American Christian right discovers some deeply Christ-like person or statement and explodes that it’s all Marxists communist socialist woke DEI propaganda a theology grad student gets her wings

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Published: May 8, 2025 19:49

Forest Whitaker as an esoteric Star Wars warlord is not a thing I knew I needed

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Published: May 8, 2025 19:05

Help us Obiwan, you

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Published: May 8, 2025 18:33

I feel like MAGA trolls criticizing the new pope for “suicidal empathy” are confused

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Published: May 8, 2025 18:25

Vance going to meet the pope, the pope -immediately- dying, and the conclave then -immediately- electing a new pope who’s pretty unknown except for tweets about how much he dislikes Vance, is some Shakespearean revenge drama and I am here for it

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Published: May 8, 2025 18:03

I’d like to imagine that part of the reason the Vatican chose an American pope was just to irritate Trump by creating an American with even higher international rank than him. Spite!

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Published: May 8, 2025 17:33

I have too much fun on the internet it shouldn’t be allowed

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Published: May 8, 2025 15:19

Has not slipped my notice that a ton of the people who are really certain AI will solve all of our problems were also huge Trump supporters who sincerely trusted their own judgment that he was a better choice. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: May 8, 2025 15:08

The Holy Spirit has left America and she’s taking all her scientists and “things being normal” and fighter jets with her

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Published: May 8, 2025 14:24

Not to ruin your morning but these altogether look like she’s commemorating where she personally won and lost some battles

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Published: May 8, 2025 14:08

Okay Bill. Good work. Countdown to the rage tweets about how no one likes Clippy [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 8, 2025 13:40

Someone needs to make the duckface selfies stop if Gen Z wants to intervene among my bothers and sisters I won’t get in their way [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 8, 2025 13:20

Given all we already know about how Zuck runs his platforms, his plan to flood everyone with AI friends paints a horrifying picture of completely closed circles of manufactured psychological influence on users, where the only people users talk to are…

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Published: May 8, 2025 01:28

Maybe Hegseth is just really confused about what Navy pilots do

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Published: May 8, 2025 00:20

I didn’t know that the war on DEI included being against the technology of flight.

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Published: May 8, 2025 00:17

Is Hegseth on a carrier in the Red Sea right now?

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Published: May 8, 2025 00:08

Once again, the jet losses shall continue until America improves [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 7, 2025 23:47

The monotonous slog of everything being consistently horrible makes me want to reread The Banality of Evil

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Published: May 7, 2025 23:31

I can’t stop joking about the fighter jets because my dad actually did help design the f-18. He was with Northrop in the 80s and 90s. That’s his plane. So them noping out of all this makes me smile so hard

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Published: May 7, 2025 22:33

Just a flower for the #bloomscrolling

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Published: May 7, 2025 21:53

I CANNOT [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 7, 2025 21:27

We should start picking our global leaders based on who can survive Indiana Jones-style death traps

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Published: May 7, 2025 20:57

I mean I hate him… but this woman supporting GoKlanMe Lady gets everything she deserves from him here. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 7, 2025 20:38

Tariff on jets is now one in the ocean per week

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Published: May 7, 2025 19:21

Me socializing [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 7, 2025 18:58

America got a new leader after someone blew smoke up our ass too

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Published: May 7, 2025 18:11

So if Trump “doesn’t know” if he has to uphold the constitution, doesn’t that mean the legal protections afforded to his constitutional office are equally void? or nah?

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Published: May 7, 2025 17:32

Guess who was born in 1946? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 7, 2025 17:19

The fighter jet absconding will continue until morale improves

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Published: May 7, 2025 16:39

Look. Watching Andor season two… I’m not saying outloud here on the public internet that I have the most toxic mother in law anyone I know has ever heard of, nor that I may or may not have once had to set an “every two weeks” contact limit l… but I’m not…

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Published: May 7, 2025 15:58

They could find shots of Abrego Garcia in the Zapruder film they could find a link between Abrego Garcia and Obama bin Ladin on ancestry.com they could show Abrego Garcia wearing the black leather glove I don’t give a fuck SCOTUS told them to bring him…

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Published: May 7, 2025 15:15

Times are bleak so I’m doing little things to create order and peace in my life, and it helps. Organizing messes I’ve left too long. Finishing some projects. Spring cleaning. Planting trees. Renovating my house. I can’t control everything, but I can’t make…

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Published: May 7, 2025 15:05

It’s s like a barrel of monkeys but the barrel is full of garbage and they’re all Outbreak monkeys

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Published: May 7, 2025 14:53

Why can’t we get Air Force One to fall off an aircraft carrier into the sea

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Published: May 7, 2025 14:50

*sidles up nonthreateningly to the US government* Nice jets you got there. Be a shame if someone took em.

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Published: May 7, 2025 14:16

FUCK YOU SUSAN [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 7, 2025 14:11

Waking up every morning to read the news like I’m walking out of my cell into the block on Oz

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Published: May 7, 2025 03:59

Naked and Afraid: National Edition

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Published: May 7, 2025 03:51

Military protest is also a thing

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Published: May 7, 2025 03:29

All I’m saying is patriotic sabotage is a thing

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Published: May 7, 2025 03:19

*the jets* I will fall off so many ships

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Published: May 7, 2025 02:20

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 7, 2025 01:32

Maybe the fighter jets just don’t want to be part of this

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Published: May 7, 2025 00:53

Look when I said it was like living under Burgermeister Meisterburger it was not a request

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Published: May 7, 2025 00:22

True story this Shakespeare quote below is the origin of the phrase “dumber than a box of rocks” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 7, 2025 00:04

Earth will be fine. Humanity is on a PIP [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 6, 2025 23:54

It was scary hot in Seattle to me today, for May

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Published: May 6, 2025 23:45

Everything is so insane we just need Godzilla to burst from the ocean to fight with saucer ships

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Published: May 6, 2025 23:11

Okay I’m on season two of Andor and IDGAF I think Dedra and Syril the domestic pair is f*cking adorable

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Published: May 6, 2025 22:47

Pakistan in the news randomly makes me recall when I was lucky enough to meet Benazir Bhutto. She was in Tahoe for a conference, I was the reporter assigned. Her admin is gray, but she was kind to me, and she took time after our interview to give me tips…

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Published: May 6, 2025 22:35

E̶l̶o̶n̶ Vance [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 6, 2025 22:23

If India and Pakistan are finally doing nuclear war I want every single person in this administration as distracted as humanly possible. I will personally throw a fully masked DEI pride parade every day just to deflect these assholes from trying to get…

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Published: May 6, 2025 22:05

This combination of canary yellow, gold foil, and off-white is so offensive to me. It looks like the set of The Sound of Music has a staff infection. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 6, 2025 21:48

I only want DEI. I only want woke. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 6, 2025 19:27

Apple tree in the woods. 🌱

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Published: May 6, 2025 17:54

“I’m sorry I thought you were rolling your eyes at me because I can’t do math,” me in the self checkout having a nervous breakdown

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Published: May 6, 2025 15:48

*Gavin spreads arms wide and looks at the sky, screams* POTUS LETS GET IT DONE Also well done on this ratio to all involved.

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Published: May 6, 2025 15:32

The word “terrorism” was coined during the Reign of Terror during the French Revolution when Robespierre used mass executions to suppress opposition. Stalin used mass arrests and purges. Latin American dictators used “disappearances.” And we all know who…

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Published: May 6, 2025 15:23

What’s the old saying? As American as assuming you know exactly what you’re doing when you’re actually a -ludicrously ignorant- idiot? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 6, 2025 14:24

All the horrible things happening now across America can be categorized under “state use of terror.” It’s not just jihadis and guerrillas who use constant threats of personal harm and violence to scare people into political submission. All the autocrats…

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Published: May 6, 2025 14:14

California people I just put my finger on what it is about Newsom that has always struck me as off. He’s an OC McMansion Republican.

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Published: May 6, 2025 13:57

Everyone thinks it’s funny that they’re proposing turning Alcatraz into a modern correctional facility. But it’s only absurd if you think they actually want prisoners living in anything better than 1910 conditions.

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Published: May 6, 2025 13:21

On the plus side, Newsom is making the pathway for Governor Kamala Harris really smooth

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Published: May 6, 2025 13:11

I grew up in California and I cannot tell you the number of fights I have had with my fellow natives about the fact that -I have never liked Newsom.- It’s a vibe thing. And now everybody knows what I’m saying. See!

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Published: May 6, 2025 00:24

It’s really breathtaking how little Trump knows about anything at all. American films get a huge portion of their revenue from overseas box offices. Inflicting tariff insanity on foreign films will do nothing but sour foreign audiences on our films and…

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Published: May 5, 2025 22:58

A while back I was at a mall right when a guy tried to shoplift the luggage store, which was fun to witness, because, imagine a shoplifter escaping a mall cop with a double-armful haul of LUGGAGE. He left bags strewn down the food court like an airport…

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Published: May 5, 2025 22:17

I sure could go for a spontaneous black hole that swallows the earth caused by the hadron collider right about now

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Published: May 5, 2025 21:36

And then Jesus said, I was a stranger, and you threw me in an El Salvadoran torture dungeon with no escape [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 5, 2025 20:52

I’d ask what the tariff on Russian assets is but we’re all already paying it

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Published: May 5, 2025 20:44

Can we just like set up a refrigerator box with a mic and podium inside and just let him stand in there and talk? He might not notice anything different

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Published: May 5, 2025 20:26

Saying “The Washington Post wins” a Pulitzer for the work of @anntelnaes.bsky.social who quit after the paper wouldn’t let her criticize Bezos is some Bezos as Lex Luther egomaniacal bs [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 5, 2025 17:38

Lupine bloomed while I was sick. For the #bloomscrolling 🌱

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Published: May 5, 2025 16:43

It’s alive!!!

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Published: May 5, 2025 16:21

Cinco de Mayo commemorates Mexican forces’ defeat of the French at the Battle of Puebla and, with the help of the United States, later complete expulsion of Napoleon from Mexico. It became a major Mexican American holiday because it honors how the two…

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Published: May 5, 2025 15:48

The way Trump is worried about pencils and dolls you’d think the entire population of America is out here making voodoo dolls of him. And he’s not wrong.

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Published: May 5, 2025 15:37

Being super sick with the flu and 103* fever that wouldn’t go away while watching Andor, with Dedra the villain apparently magically based on my shadow self, who psychologically tortures the character I actually identified with more, Bix, into a state of…

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Published: May 5, 2025 14:47

I AM NO LONGER SICK. My revenge against everything everywhere will be strong.

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Published: May 5, 2025 13:25

750% TARIFF ON SUBTWEETS THAT ARE TOO VAGUE FOR US TO KNOW WHAT THE DRAMA IS

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Published: May 5, 2025 13:08

Instead of limiting the amount of dolls and drawing pencils kids can have let’s limit the amount of money and political influence douchebags can have

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Published: May 5, 2025 12:39

EMILY IS GOALS

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Published: May 5, 2025 01:01

I’m not into this Ozempic Chic look I’m fattening myself for life in the wastes

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Published: May 5, 2025 00:51

Crouching Tariff Hidden Dumbass [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: May 4, 2025 23:53

If I'm a Star Wars villain now does that mean I'm your mother?

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Published: May 4, 2025 23:25

Super on the nose that Trump has effectively renamed Veterans Day to Rethinking the Civil War and WWII Day

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Published: May 4, 2025 22:30

“I signed up for this. I saw death coming for me and I knew it was you.” Me to the Cadbury egg lost in the garbage crack of the couch

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Published: May 4, 2025 21:45

Kids don’t need 30 dolls they get 3. Kids don’t need 250 pencils they get 5. Seniors don’t need social security they can wait till next month. Immigrants don’t need rights they get prison. Women don’t need to vote they get husbands. Vets don’t need…

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Published: May 4, 2025 20:42

Can we not with the being even more gross about Trump’s pope thing than Trump was generative AI poison? Please and thank you

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Published: May 4, 2025 18:54

This reminds me of when I was a model and I was already ten pounds underweight and they wanted me to lose more weight [contains quote post or other embedded content]