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Published: May 28, 2025 02:19
Jake Tapper apologized to Laura Trump for his book but when is she going to apologize to us for her music
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https://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3lq75co3ev223
Published: May 28, 2025 02:19
Jake Tapper apologized to Laura Trump for his book but when is she going to apologize to us for her music
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Published: May 28, 2025 01:51
You Canāt Take It With You The Princess and The Pirate Arsenic and Old Lace Mr Smith Goes to Washington Miracle on 34th Street [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 28, 2025 01:19
BlueSky is where we of the Bad Place scheme to defeat Ted Danson [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 28, 2025 00:33
Took my four-year-old to a park where a middle school graduation party happened to be. My little was so into it the kids let her join in, painted her face, made her a friendship bracelet, and gave her temp tattoos and grad pompoms. Made her year. Kids areā¦
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Published: May 27, 2025 22:39
Whenever I hear the phrase Golden Dome I picture whatever is under the combover
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Published: May 27, 2025 21:18
Take a break āļø
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Published: May 27, 2025 16:32
Iām still coughing and too wiped to hike a month later. But the sun is out at least. Get your vaccinations people it matters.
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Published: May 27, 2025 16:11
Why arenāt we having more hard hitting national press tours about how W is responsible for everything by sitting around doing nothing but painting
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Published: May 27, 2025 15:59
Now theyāre just rage baiting in revenge like petty little bitches that they are [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 27, 2025 15:25
So much of Trump support is motivated by nostalgia for an America that never actually existed. People love to glorify the old days, but whatever anyone remembers from childhood about how much better things used to be, it wasnāt because anything wasā¦
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Published: May 27, 2025 14:37
The way people who stay on Twitter continually bash all other platforms as less powerful and less convenient and too much of a hassle is exactly why people support Trump. They know theyāre supporting a bad thing, but itās too personally uncomfortable andā¦
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Published: May 27, 2025 02:01
Repost with the five shows you would be happy to rewatch over and over again for the rest of your life, as your sole TV diet. I Love Lucy Columbo Quantum Leap Star Trek (TNG and DS9) Antiques Roadshow [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 27, 2025 01:44
I'll tell you, there was this place called the Blue Heaven. It was great. Had to steal IDs to get in, but it was incredible. It was like a huge underground circus, you know. Hot pink neon climbin' up the walls. And astro music. [contains quote post orā¦
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Published: May 27, 2025 00:42
Me trying to explain myself to myself in the forest [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 27, 2025 00:14
I will be bringing taco salad and pie to the BlueSky funeral. Itās byob.
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Published: May 26, 2025 21:14
Consent is such a hassle [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 26, 2025 20:33
Have a butterfly
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Published: May 26, 2025 15:31
Memorial Day feels sad this year. All that sacrifice and suffering. Only to hand it to Trump.
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Published: May 26, 2025 02:13
My playlist just cued this so I will embarrassingly share to #MusicSky that this is the song that turned me into a swiftie. I was Iām sorry not into her spun cotton candy sound before this but this. Same Taylor same.ā¦
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Published: May 25, 2025 23:20
Some actual plant expert just outlined how Cottonwoods do not trigger pollen allergies and yet Iāve received dozens of replies from people who had legitimate allergy attacks just from watching this. This is why I study the psychological power of stories,ā¦
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Published: May 25, 2025 22:14
When I bought my house the ground was so trashed that snack wrappers and plastic bottle caps would regularly just pop up from the soil. Iāve spent three years now rehabbing it. This apple tree was on the brink of death, and now produces fruit every fall,ā¦
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Published: May 25, 2025 20:30
Maximally love Jeffrey Wrightās new character in The Last of Us. His performance was the best part of WestWorld by far.
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Published: May 25, 2025 19:32
Iām honestly excited to see what Trump thinks will be an improvement on our current stealth tech. I have visions of airplanes strapped with shrubbery. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 25, 2025 19:14
WEāRE SAFE FAM [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 25, 2025 17:23
Every summer my entire area gets this, what my kids and I call, āsummer snow.ā All the cottonwood trees release their seeds and fill the sky like this. It āsnowedā on me while I gardened yesterday and it made me smile when I really needed it. So I thoughtā¦
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Published: May 25, 2025 01:32
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Published: May 25, 2025 00:04
Adding more vegetable beds just in case Seattle does end up being the last stand of The Last of Us š«”
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Published: May 24, 2025 22:20
Took a rushed selfie in the #TwinPeaks town gazebo since I was there. As one does.
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Published: May 24, 2025 20:17
Stopped in Twin Peaks aka North Bend for lunch before my hike and saw this litter get run over by a train. Big mood. š¤
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Published: May 24, 2025 18:22
Driving through the country in Snoqualmie and just passed a farm advertising āGoat Hugs.āDonāt mind me if I do. Please and thank you.
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Published: May 24, 2025 01:08
I wish the entire United States of America understood this [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 24, 2025 01:00
I canāt stop listening to this song from #Sinners. Haunting and lovely š¤ https://youtu.be/FzO3dm_5R9o?si=jOEvrFizyTyrtakL
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Published: May 24, 2025 00:33
I am once again suggesting that we talk to RFK Jr just a little bit more about how tasty and delicious Trump might be [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 23, 2025 23:46
I didnāt even apply to this because I have too much going on, but I love this, as a writer whoās applied for many jobs. Kindest broadcast from a hiring manager Iāve ever heard honestly. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 23, 2025 23:07
Another one for the collection. ššš
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Published: May 23, 2025 21:06
āLife is not a solo act. Itās a big messy delightful ensemble piece.ā š¤ [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 23, 2025 20:25
Some people do need remedial wrath though [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 23, 2025 20:22
Hugger [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 23, 2025 19:38
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 23, 2025 19:20
If I could pick a superpower right this moment it would be to surgically implant ideas in peopleās brains that would make them meet this historical moment correctly without me having to do any of the public-facing part myself
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Published: May 23, 2025 19:09
So big and so beautiful [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 23, 2025 14:45
Showdown at high noon. My moneyās on the one already half-eaten.
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Published: May 23, 2025 14:35
Iāve taken to reposting as many jokes and art as I can just to combat the horrors apologies if you donāt like art or laughter
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Published: May 23, 2025 11:40
People really didnāt understand how blessed we were to have such a long run of leaders, however imperfect, with at least a modicum of respect for our traditions and laws. And they threw it away, because they were too entitled to think we could lose it.
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Published: May 23, 2025 00:10
Donāt judge a butterfly by its underbelly [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 22, 2025 22:56
Social solidarity is destroyed when leaders target and alienate every group in society that is different from their own. Solidarity literally means āmutual support within a group.ā If the group is society demonizing any part of that group is solidarityāsā¦
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Published: May 22, 2025 22:51
Weāre having a conversation
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Published: May 22, 2025 20:06
Beautiful day š¤
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Published: May 22, 2025 17:27
The #Sinners soundtrack is my favorite film album in a really really long time. For #MusicSky https://youtu.be/1AOydLHGMnY?si=Nzic3KCqumE2UYF4
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Published: May 22, 2025 16:23
It gives me a migraine to think about how different the world might be if the media worked as a whole to focus on Trumpās weaknesses and failures with the intensity, coordination and doggedness that they focus on Biden
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Published: May 22, 2025 16:04
Organized pressure and messaging work [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 22, 2025 15:54
Calling it a Big Beautiful Bill is like calling Trump a Big Beautiful Boy
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Published: May 22, 2025 03:59
I like that this is now also Trump in the Oval Office [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 22, 2025 03:41
I just finished this weekās episode of The Last of Us. Holy shit. I wasnāt prepared
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Published: May 22, 2025 01:17
I think we definitely do need to appeal to young men, but not by pandering to them. That just insults them like the right does. We need to treat young men with the respect of standards and expectations. Men can have self-esteem and an accurate concept ofā¦
https://bsky.app/profile/deirdreassenza.bsky.social/post/3lppwunszsk2t
Published: May 22, 2025 01:14
The whole āfind a liberal Joe Roganā strictly to appeal to Rogan fans feels like building a nesting doll of empty voids
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Published: May 22, 2025 00:17
Hiding from many children in my library. If they want me they must come to the books.
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Published: May 21, 2025 21:50
Tanning beds are exempt because the Holy Orange Skin is sacred
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Published: May 21, 2025 19:44
This is true [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 21, 2025 17:56
The teamwork one š„¹š¤ [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 21, 2025 15:55
Iām a plant person. I donāt throw stones because I live a greenhouse.
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Published: May 21, 2025 15:47
I feel like becoming a tv news commentator must mean surrendering your skin to the bodysnatchers [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 21, 2025 15:00
My favorite parts of The Last of Us this season, aside from Catharine OāHara who wins all, is that the whole plot is extremely Dickensian. Eugene was dead to begin with. And then theyāre not even shying away from being another season of Game of Thrones. Iā¦
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Published: May 21, 2025 14:33
Pedro Pascal and his two followers want me to see his corndog should I accept
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Published: May 21, 2025 14:07
Me and bestie at the protest [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 21, 2025 13:40
If the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didnāt exist than the entire mainstream media is part of the act
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Published: May 21, 2025 13:38
I have replaced my inbox with a flood of nonstop DNC fundraising requests with a mountain of communiques asking for funds for starving kids in Gaza. Iām only paying these ones. Balancing the scales.
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Published: May 21, 2025 03:18
I legitimately thought this was Nicolas Cage
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Published: May 21, 2025 02:56
Iām at the āthrobbing temple veinā stage of data uptake. I need a noise-cancelling helmet. I full body suit of sensory deprivation actually.
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Published: May 21, 2025 01:03
I just need to vent into the room that I hate how hard and painful everything is for everyone who cares right now and I wish there was something we could do to make it stop. Itās been a lot, for everyone. But at least, we arenāt alone š¤š«
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Published: May 21, 2025 00:38
This *waves chaotically* is why peace and quiet are goals. This *waves even more chaotically* is f*cking exhausting
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Published: May 21, 2025 00:29
Periodic reminder that while Trump receives ludicrously distracting bribes and experiences midnight fugue states about pop stars, there are still lots of innocent people sitting in the torture dungeon we sent them to
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Published: May 21, 2025 00:02
The Golden Dome does sound like where they would host the Hunger Games
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Published: May 20, 2025 23:47
āI am not scared of you. Neither are the rest of us. You shut down FEMA when we needed it most. That's your problem Trump. STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT ROCKERS ARE SAYING. Think about saving America from the mess you made. Taylor Swift is right. So is Bruce.āā¦
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Published: May 20, 2025 18:42
Since I was a baby hacker in the 90s and am a linguistics and symbolism academic, I entertain myself on the social medias by running little experiments on network and language connections in the background as I scroll. I have way too much fun and learn wayā¦
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Published: May 20, 2025 17:51
I keep reading all these posts as Van Halen v. Rufio and I like it better that way
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Published: May 20, 2025 17:10
Whereās the wall-to-wall reporting and book tours about this [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 20, 2025 17:08
GOOD. More this. Much more. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 20, 2025 16:15
Post modernist psyop is my Secret Service name [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 20, 2025 15:55
Someone recently asked me how I can be so forgiving of all the traumatic things Iāve been through. Because I like logic. Logic sort of has control over my neural pathways. And Iāve done a lot of bad shit too. Forgiving you helps me forgive me.
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Published: May 20, 2025 15:21
From uscourts.gov
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Published: May 20, 2025 15:06
Education matters folks. Not saying she needs to be educated. She knows what sheās doing. Sheās dropping poison in deeply ignorant waters. People who donāt know better will believe her. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 20, 2025 14:43
No fucking way Iām allowed to brag about this one idgaf
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Published: May 20, 2025 05:00
Goodnight hive mind Goodnight void Goodnight everyone who today I annoyed š«¶šāØ
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Published: May 20, 2025 04:50
Yikes. I was having spa time and avoiding the news feeds and everyoneās souls caved in I guess [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 20, 2025 04:27
Michelle Pfeiffer lost in Quantumania is my new personality
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Published: May 20, 2025 02:59
Today I keep thinking about how my husband had never seen Sleepless in Seattle before he met me. So I made him watch it when we were dating. When it was over he got really quiet an then he looked at me and asked, am I Walter?
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Published: May 20, 2025 02:38
What would the Millennium Falcon say if it were a feminist? I am modem hear me roar.
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Published: May 20, 2025 01:49
Everyone. Has. A. Skeleton. In. Their. Closet. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 20, 2025 01:10
I will repeat. They have always been as evil as they seem to the naked eye. Anyone who has been convinced not to believe their eyes is a mark. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 20, 2025 00:37
So people often ask me how I meditate. The best way to describe is via a story from Mother Theresa. I know; sheās problematic, just embrace the gray with me for a second. When asked how she prays, she said, I listen. When asked what God says, she said, Heā¦
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Published: May 19, 2025 23:57
Cookie Monster is my armorās name [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 19, 2025 23:45
āMaybe I do know kung fu!ā me yelling at the laundry
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Published: May 19, 2025 23:08
#Solidarity
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Published: May 19, 2025 22:45
I miss the Obamas. Thatās it.
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Published: May 19, 2025 22:09
How is this not an @theonion.com headline [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 19, 2025 21:12
Itās really lovely to see that you can crack Trump like Humpty Dumpty if you make him feel insecure about his icon status.
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Published: May 19, 2025 20:35
If you play the Beatles forward it will say Paul is dead [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 19, 2025 19:46
Political fairy smut is my club name [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: May 19, 2025 19:31
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