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Published: September 4, 2024 02:40
my roommate in college was obsessed with making tiny calzones. I wonder what ever happened to Totino
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Published: August 30, 2024 23:38
#FF ⚠Invalid Handle
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3l2uniiib7l2j
Published: August 29, 2024 16:21
wife just got back from her business trip with a mean case of traveler's gonorrhea 🤒
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Published: August 29, 2024 02:09
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https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3l2s3ptwak425
Published: August 28, 2024 15:57
me: damn spotify just keeps playing the same songs [spotify plays me a new song] me: what is this horseshit
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3l2kpp7jioo2h
Published: August 25, 2024 17:34
[god inventing horses] make a sexy donkey
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3l2hxaazkm22v
Published: August 24, 2024 15:10
not to brag but I’m dating a model (a large language model)
https://bsky.app/profile/danmentos.com/post/3l2go7oelwg27
Published: August 24, 2024 02:56
what's your favorite thing to champ at? for me it's the bit
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Published: August 24, 2024 02:29
One time in college I saw a guy wearing his poncho over his backpack and I yelled “What’s up Nostradamus!” when I meant to say Quasimodo
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Published: August 23, 2024 06:11
fool me beyonce, shame on you fool me beytwice, can’t get fooled again