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Traveller. World builder. Memory maker. He/Him. Navigating through life, making mistakes, doing my best. 💍: @teft.bsky.social - Sex positive space - Furry/IRL NSFW + Everyday life. Chronically Son For Hire. Minors DNI 🔞
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https://bsky.app/profile/daiquiripanda.bsky.social/post/3mm3jwavack2l
Published: May 17, 2026 23:40
I love learning random things that others have probably known for years that when it’s shown to you you’re like “OMG LOL WHAT I NEVER NOTICED”
Todays example;
ArticUNO
ZapDOS
MolTRES
https://bsky.app/profile/daiquiripanda.bsky.social/post/3mlywcj7ews2m
Published: May 16, 2026 22:44
I want Bowser to rest his nuts over my face is that so fucking much to ask
https://bsky.app/profile/daiquiripanda.bsky.social/post/3mlvughljrs2j
Published: May 15, 2026 17:32
“Oh yeah you don’t have a choice, keep squirmin’ pup. You aren’t going anywhere til I’m done with ya.” 🥴🥴
Incredible piece by @russellfox.bsky.social with @teft.bsky.social 💦💦
https://bsky.app/profile/daiquiripanda.bsky.social/post/3mltf6n2rqk2x
Published: May 14, 2026 17:54
Life would be so much easier if guys didn’t worry about being a little gay.
Like dude just kiss your bro friends on the mouth, you all want to do it, just do it. Rub dicks together, it’ll be fine. Stop depriving yourself.
https://bsky.app/profile/daiquiripanda.bsky.social/post/3mlryqggf622v
Published: May 14, 2026 04:38
17 years ago there’s an episode of American Dad where they tell Roger to stop being a huge bitch and turns out if he doesn’t let out his bitchiness it turns to bile and poisons him and ever since research came out showing that self-silencing causes auto…
https://bsky.app/profile/daiquiripanda.bsky.social/post/3mlryij2b7c2v
Published: May 14, 2026 04:34
Yeah sometimes I might be a huge bitch but if I’m not I’m going to develop an auto-immune disease and you don’t want that guilt on your hands do you?
https://bsky.app/profile/daiquiripanda.bsky.social/post/3mllpwmkuck23
Published: May 11, 2026 16:45
Had the best birthday weekend omfg. Friday night dancing downtown with friends, Saturday had friends fly in from Alberta to go hiking and to a fancy restaurant, Sunday was tiki night at my favorite bar with friends again.
Thank you everyone who made it…
https://bsky.app/profile/daiquiripanda.bsky.social/post/3mlkilivt3c2y
Published: May 11, 2026 05:01
are you one of those gay?
https://bsky.app/profile/daiquiripanda.bsky.social/post/3mlhziwh6nk2e
Published: May 10, 2026 05:26
Oh it’s still my birthday btw, send me dick pics THANK YOUUU :D
https://bsky.app/profile/daiquiripanda.bsky.social/post/3mlgr4eede22m
Published: May 9, 2026 17:23
I am another year older today 🎉 Spending the weekend with great friends