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Published: May 19, 2024 14:03

Rudy Giuliani 🤝 The Saudis Believing doing 9/11 means u get to get away with crimes for the rest of your life

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Published: May 19, 2024 12:10

The last week of school is nonsense bullshit that doesn't need to happen and everyone knows it so they really should just end school a week earlier and yes I am well aware of the furthest logical conclusion of the joke I am telling

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Published: May 19, 2024 00:20

You probably think you've never crossed paths with a serial killer but think about how many cops you've encountered in your life

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Published: May 18, 2024 19:11

If you love the outlandish absurdity of Yorgos Lanthimos films & the grim inescapable retribution that awaits us all of A24 arthouse horror, you will love Paris Hilton's reality show, Paris in Love

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Published: May 18, 2024 15:29

*gritting my teeth so hard my jaw fractures" https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/tracing-police-guns-sold-newark-new-jersey-pittsburgh/

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Published: May 18, 2024 13:48

NBD just getting unsolicited texts from robots

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Published: May 18, 2024 12:10

Lit brodie gyatt skibbity rizz

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Published: May 17, 2024 22:07

Whoever's left at OpenAI: We need to make GPT worse & somehow even more dangerous, like can we make it super duper racist & misogynistic or?? Sam Altman: Feed it Reddit Whoever's left at OpenAI, just before walking thru a 40th story window thinking it is…

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Published: May 17, 2024 20:21

All cats are people but some cats are people who really really miss being a person and this is one of them

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Published: May 17, 2024 15:31

If they stopped putting DMVs inside malls, JC Penny would be entirely out of business inside 5 months

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Published: May 17, 2024 12:51

Nail biters trying to break the habit 🤝 Autistic abolitionists every time they see a cop "Fuck I just wanna bite em so fuckin bad"

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Published: May 17, 2024 12:32

Adults, to kids: Don't talk to strangers!!! Adults, to strangers: Hey cmere I need to tell you some deep inner truths about yourself, don't give me that look, I'm in public, you're in public, ipso facto, it's strangering time

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Published: May 16, 2024 22:31

The reply guys are here This is not a drill The reply guys are here This message will repeat

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Published: May 16, 2024 21:00

Under enshittification, "Tear Here" is no longer a useful food packaging opening suggestion but a spiteful taunt, an impossible dare

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Published: May 16, 2024 16:20

Catholics, looking at a butterfly: It's 100% no doubt Catholic https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/pope-aliens-supernatural-phenomena-everyones-32822897

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Published: May 16, 2024 12:49

Whomst amongst ust hast not wanted, nay, NEEDED to leave Indiana so badly that they sprint thru airport security leaving a trail of personal effects & gravely alarmed TSA agents in their wake …

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Published: May 15, 2024 22:26

Will science ever solve the sticky bottle problem or are we gonna be living on Neptune with our chocolate syrup still wrapped in paper towels?

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Published: May 15, 2024 21:29

Re 3 mall shootings in ~9 months: "Well, when it comes to the mall, it is private property, so when it comes to those types of decisions, in terms of internal security with the mall, that’s kind of on the mall,” [FWPD infocop] Jeremy Webb said. …

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Published: May 15, 2024 16:08

Simply attending a party a communist was also attending used to get u trailed by the FBI for the rest of your life lol

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Published: May 15, 2024 13:27

The I spent ten days in Ibeeeeethhha so I practically forgot how to speak English girlies have grown up & are now I spent a decade in Switzerland and now all the normie Chicago suburbanites think I'm a weird mom, because I was in Switzerland, you see, not…

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Published: May 14, 2024 23:57

The best part of Oppenheimer is when he learns a valuable lesson about toxic masculinity and sings that cute little bop about being Oppenheimough

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Published: May 14, 2024 16:55

Dance like nobody's watching (bc they can't see out of the frosted tempered plastic slit windows so opaque that it literally took me multiple days to realize one particular brighter round area outside was the fucking sun) …

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Published: May 14, 2024 13:37

Another day, another text from my landlord that really feels like it ought to be illegal

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Published: May 14, 2024 10:52

Inventing a new genre of pop music about being emotionally regulated and having healthy balanced relationships & ordinary mundane experiences with no real highs or lows call it mediocore

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Published: May 13, 2024 22:21

Snitch cards for rats is a new cop low https://www.wane.com/top-stories/playing-cards-in-jails-helping-move-cold-cases-forward-for-fort-wayne-police/

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Published: May 13, 2024 20:59

Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see what he says about unions.

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Published: May 13, 2024 13:15

Concerned medical professionals for the last 4 straight years: Uhhhhh people and especially kids are gonna be like SUPER susceptible to long term respiratory problems Police departments with more tear gas than most countries' entire militaries: U had me…

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Published: May 13, 2024 11:37

I AM A SHEPHERD

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Published: May 13, 2024 00:24

U could invent a new kind of party drug with absolutely no risks or harmful side effects and not only would the government still make it illegal they'd go out of their way to make it the MOST illegal drug possible lol

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Published: May 12, 2024 17:22

If you're a no-eyebrow-having redhead with severe childhood attachment trauma & complicated feelings about being a parent who loves a chunky knit or u are a tall white guy on meth who additionally looks like he's on meth so no one's all that surprised…

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Published: May 12, 2024 13:02

If we visited a new local church once a week, every week, it would take us 7 years to attend every church in the city once, is something I think about a lot on Sunday mornings when the bells start tolling

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Published: May 11, 2024 12:04

The algorithm is straight up fucking with me now [contains quote post or other embedded content]