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Published: January 13, 2025 01:16

18 U.S.C. § 2261(a) makes it a federal crime to post screen captures to Bluesky with the intent to direct your followers to harass another user if it can be demonstrated that your intention was to cause the other user severe emotional distress.

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Published: January 13, 2025 01:00

21 USC §342(d)(1) prohibits candy that has a non-nutritive object partially or completely embedded inside it, thus outlawing true Kinder surprise eggs. Section 331 and 333 make it a federal crime to transport one in interstate commerce.…

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Published: January 10, 2025 22:52

46 USC §11501(4) makes it a federal crime for a seaman to willfully disobey a master’s command while at sea.

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Published: January 9, 2025 06:30

43 CFR § 9212.1(f) makes it a federal crime to operate an unmanned aerial vehicle, or drone, over an active wildfire that is burning on federal land.

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Published: January 7, 2025 22:37

7 USC §2149(d) & 9 CFR §3.6(c)(2) make it a federal crime for a dog dealer to house a female dog in heat with another male dog, but not if it’s the son of the bitch.

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Published: January 7, 2025 01:23

43 USC §373b(b) & 43 CFR §423.36(a) make it a federal crime to snorkel within 300 yards of the Hoover Dam, or any dam administered by the Bureau of Reclamation.

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Published: December 30, 2024 07:02

18 USC §1716(c) & USPS Publication 52 §§526.5 make it a federal crime to mail live scorpions unless they're in a box that's clearly marked "Live Scorpions" and that box is inside yet another box that also says "Live Scorpions."

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Published: December 29, 2024 01:44

16 USC §§3372(a)(1), 3373(d), 50 CFR §§14.253 & 14.252 make it a federal crime for a person to transport a cougar without a cougar license

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Published: December 24, 2024 02:49

21 USC §§331, 333 & 21 CFR §189.301 make it a federal crime to produce wine with a tin-coated lead foil cap after February 8, 1996.

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Published: December 22, 2024 02:11

21 USC §§331, 333, 343(g) & 21 CFR §133.195(a)(1) make it a federal crime to sell "swiss cheese" without holes in it.

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Published: December 17, 2024 22:40

18 USC §32(a)(1) makes it a federal crime to willfully destroy, disable or wreck any aircraft flying in the special aircraft jurisdiction of the United States.

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Published: December 13, 2024 08:14

18 USC §795 makes it a federal crime to take pictures of a vital military installation without permission.

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Published: December 4, 2024 18:38

15 USC §1192(a), §1196, 16 CFR §1632.3(c) & §1632.4(d)(2)(iv) make it a federal crime for a mattress maker to sell a tufted mattress without first burning 9 cigarettes on the tufted part of a bare mattress, with each cigarette burning down into the…

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Published: November 28, 2024 15:10

21 USC §§458, 461 & 9 CFR §381.170(b)(6) make it a federal crime to sell turkey legs with the pelvic bones attached.

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Published: November 25, 2024 21:56

18 USC §793(e) makes it a federal crime to have unauthorized access to national defense documents and willfully keep them. (Unless that person is elected to a second non-consecutive term as president, apparently.) [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: November 25, 2024 15:14

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Published: November 22, 2024 05:14

21 USC §§601(n)(7), 610, 676 & 9 CFR §319.261 make it a federal crime to transport "meat loaf" unless it's in loaf form.

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Published: November 20, 2024 20:27

15 USC §§1263(c), 1264 & 16 CFR §1500.19(b)(3)(i) make it a federal crime to receive in interstate commerce a small toy ball without a warning that says: "this toy is a small ball"

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Published: November 19, 2024 20:06

21 USC §333 & 21 CFR §165.110(b)(4)(iii)(A) & (c)(3) make it a federal crime to sell bottled water with more than 0.2 milligrams of cyanide per liter, unless the label says "Contains Excessive Cyanide."

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Published: November 17, 2024 05:52

49 USC §5124(a) & 176.900(c) make it a federal crime to transport a bale of greasy cotton on a ship.

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Published: November 16, 2024 04:10

18 U.S.C. §1801 makes it a federal crime to secretly photograph or videotape a person's buttocks without consent. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 16, 2024 03:30

42 USC §271(a), 42 CFR §§70.1 & 70.11(a) make it a federal crime for an airline pilot to not report to the CDC that a passenger on board has had persistent diarrhea.

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Published: November 16, 2024 01:26

15 USC §§ 6304(1) & 6309 make it a federal crime for a boxer to participate in a boxing match unless a physician has certified that each boxer is physically fit to safely compete.