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Published: January 16, 2025 17:56
21 USC §§601(n)(7), 610, 676 & 9 CFR §319.762 make it a federal crime for a tongue spread seller to try to improve the spreadability of their tongue spread by adding non-tongue meat fat in such a way that it detracts from the tongue character of the tongue…
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Published: January 15, 2025 20:13
16 USC §718, 707(a) & 50 CFR §91.14 make it a federal crime to enter a design in the Federal Duck Stamp contest if waterfowl are not the dominant feature of the design.
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Published: January 15, 2025 02:06
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Published: January 14, 2025 19:45
21 USC §333 & 21 CFR §139.120(a)(1)-(c) make it a federal crime to sell "milk spaghetti" unless it's tube-shaped or cord-shaped and moistened by milk.
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Published: January 14, 2025 00:26
15 USC §330d & 15 CFR §908.3(a)(5) & §908.4 make it a federal crime to try to change the weather by releasing radioactive particles into the atmosphere without filing a report with the Secretary of Commerce 10 days ahead.
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Published: January 13, 2025 01:16
18 U.S.C. § 2261(a) makes it a federal crime to post screen captures to Bluesky with the intent to direct your followers to harass another user if it can be demonstrated that your intention was to cause the other user severe emotional distress.
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Published: January 13, 2025 01:00
21 USC §342(d)(1) prohibits candy that has a non-nutritive object partially or completely embedded inside it, thus outlawing true Kinder surprise eggs. Section 331 and 333 make it a federal crime to transport one in interstate commerce.…
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Published: January 10, 2025 22:52
46 USC §11501(4) makes it a federal crime for a seaman to willfully disobey a master’s command while at sea.