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Published: August 6, 2026 10:08
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Space politician. Parliamentary candidate for the Makerfield By-Election, 2026. Sane. Promoted by Count Binface, at PO Box 818, Tonbridge, TN9 9YF
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Published: August 5, 2026 10:39
53,800 of these bad boys are landing in Clacton. Ain’t they beauts? #VoteBinface
https://bsky.app/profile/countbinface.bsky.social/post/3msbghr7hdc2e
Published: August 4, 2026 16:25
#VoteBinface https://www.theguardian.com/food/2026/aug/04/whats-behind-the-surge-in-ice-cream-van-prices
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Published: August 2, 2026 15:11
Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton
https://bsky.app/profile/countbinface.bsky.social/post/3mrwezujjrs2y
Published: July 31, 2026 07:00
✅ Touring Clacton ✅ Visiting local businesses ✅ Listening to constituents’ concerns ✅ Hi-vis vest Make your Vote Count! #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Published: July 29, 2026 18:38
Damn. I was looking for Micah Richards.
https://bsky.app/profile/countbinface.bsky.social/post/3mrmph3hk422a
Published: July 27, 2026 10:40
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
https://bsky.app/profile/countbinface.bsky.social/post/3mrcmommxbs25
Published: July 23, 2026 10:24
@tgnprofessor.bsky.social Hi Andrew, can I DM you? I sent you one on Twitter. CB
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Published: July 19, 2026 20:26
Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface
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Published: July 17, 2026 20:32
Lights out and away we go! #Clacton
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Published: July 15, 2026 09:59
Go on my son.