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Published: September 5, 2024 02:01
I was in San Francisco for roughly 8 minutes before I saw a driverless car freak out and not know what to do when it encountered a bunch of dudes popping wheelies on dirt bikes. I love it here
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Published: September 1, 2024 19:30
Her: I love the Descendents
Me, quickly closing my laptop open to Ancestry dot com: oh yeah, me too
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Published: September 1, 2024 14:34
My cardiologist: Are you under a lot of stress?
Me: points to the silly little bird standing on a ball on my shirt
Cardiologist: This is serious. I shall prescribe the strongest blood pressure meds known to man
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Published: September 1, 2024 14:09
The noises I’m making watching Spurs getting so close to take the lead are best described as “guttural” and “unnatural”
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Published: August 24, 2024 15:56
Tottenham winning pleases me
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Published: August 24, 2024 14:16
That goal makes me feel like I just hit that nitrous! COYS
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Published: August 22, 2024 20:57
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Published: August 19, 2024 17:59
That feeling of dread crept into my belly for the first time in months… must be Spurs Day. COYS
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Published: August 12, 2024 18:55
Apparently being a fiscal conservative means taking millions of public funding and channeling it to your friends and shady consulting companies, but you probably already knew that. Amazing reporting from UF’s student paper
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Published: August 9, 2024 12:34
Friendship is amazing. You can convince a guy he’ll turn into a superhero if he places a sleeping bag over his head, call him the Great Wazoono, push him around a bunch while he can’t see anything and STILL talk to each other nearly three decades later.…
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Published: August 8, 2024 13:26
This will forever be the greatest bullet I’ve ever dodged. Had tickets to be on that boat, but my girlfriend was late, we missed it, and my parents and I were so pissed off… but luckily not shit on
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