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Published: July 7, 2026 19:59
upon review of Harrison Ford's filmography, i have to say this man simply has to keep better track of his wives
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Published: July 2, 2026 17:02
this is one of the clearest and most soberly written pieces on "chronic lyme" that exists. if you feel confused on the distinction between this and Lyme disease, this is the only thing to read. jail for doctors who prey on "chronic lyme" patients…
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Published: June 19, 2026 18:17
Trump: we will rain blows upon you until you eliminate your missile program Iran: you won't T: and your nuclear program I: we'll be keeping that T: fair enough. regime change? I: no T: reopen hormuz? I: *admires fingernails* T: handshake? eye contact? I:…
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Published: June 8, 2026 17:34
in our trying social/loneliness times, we need bold action. we must re-sanction dating in the gym https://www.shesabeast.co/dating-gym-third-space-loneliness/
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Published: May 1, 2026 02:49
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Published: March 30, 2026 20:01
It appears many of you are drawing the wrong conclusion that my partner is a torment nexus from my new book, My Partner Is Definitely Not A Torment Nexus. Unfortunately you’ll have to wait for the sequel, Turns Out My Partner Was A Torment Nexus All Along
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Published: March 30, 2026 17:08
i had a boyfriend once whose big career tip was to take a low salary because then you could always overdeliver on whatever they were expecting. god that guy was fucking dumb https://slate.com/life/2026/03/pay-money-salary-raise-work-negotiate-ask.html
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Published: March 23, 2026 20:35
The amount of top-down hostility toward us eating or going anywhere is out of control, the dietary guidelines fail at basic math, and we are getting lapped by Brazil https://www.shesabeast.co/the-plot-to-strangle-the-american-of-life-liberty-and-happiness/
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Published: March 20, 2026 19:57
We’ve lost all concept of this, but government services are not supposed to be profit making enterprises. government services are not publicly traded corporations. They are, and I can’t stress this enough, government services [contains quote post or other…
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Published: March 20, 2026 17:24
oh no I’m going to be insufferable after this—my piece The Pelvic Floor is a Problem has been picked for BEST AMERICAN SCIENCE AND NATURE WRITING 2025!! https://www.wired.com/story/the-pelvic-floor-is-a-problem/