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Published: November 28, 2024 17:03

With each successive word this headline made me feel more like I was on mushrooms [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 28, 2024 00:49

Is there such a thing as a thanksgiving song?

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Published: November 27, 2024 22:32

In the 2000s a friend worked for the city and her department couldn’t afford raises, so instead they took away right-click on everyone’s mouse. If you were good at work then you’d get right-click back. Anyway that’s essentially Trump’s tariffs model;…

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Published: November 27, 2024 20:52

Blue Sky is growing rapidly enough that I assume I'll be navigating my parents' presence here soon; YOU DONT HAVE TO SIGN YOUR SKEETS MOM etc

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Published: November 27, 2024 20:13

Has any human ever been as happy as when Will Oldham picked up the phone and it was Johnny Cash calling like, I enjoy your unsettling niche song I See a Darkness, can I cover it and if yes could we sing together

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Published: November 27, 2024 18:03

It wasn’t his primary sin, but just thinking about how Ronald Reagan spent 8 years pushing Springsteen’s “Born in the USA” to his audience as a bland patriotic singalong, and most of them just never listened to the words. Sometimes people are simply dumb…

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Published: November 27, 2024 13:14

Me and the boys listening to Low’s tense, soaring 1999 masterwork “Secret Name” while we enjoy playing basketball! (the others have gotten tired and are out of frame)

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Published: November 26, 2024 20:44

That rare headline where almost every single word should have its own scare quotes [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 26, 2024 14:43

This person (Cooney, not RFK) is a dear friend, and I’m extremely proud of her. Can’t be said enough: fuck this guy. …

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Published: November 25, 2024 13:20

A starter pack for the academic field of ethnomusicology… some great follows in there. kindly created by @balarag.bsky.social go.bsky.app/9c1wupA [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: November 23, 2024 15:24

Motion-sensing faucets and hand dryers save resources by shutting off automatically, and then they save even more resources by being in my experience basically always broken

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Published: November 23, 2024 13:08

Good thing! I got elected to the @aasasianstudies.bsky.social Diversity and Equity Committee for a three-year term! Means a ton and I’m excited to get to work.

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Published: November 22, 2024 14:03

My dear friend Tom calls the scary vehicles one sees in North Carolina “PMTs,” or personal monster trucks, a kill shot that I just appreciate so much.

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Published: November 22, 2024 04:05

Browns vs Steelers is a Christmas movie

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Published: November 22, 2024 02:39

of long is universe arc bends but is justice the the it moral t o w a r d s

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Published: November 22, 2024 02:29

One way they could make the NFL funnier is if teams hired the scolding tennis stadium announcer who says “quiet. quiet, please” whenever the crowd gets randy.