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Published: October 15, 2026 00:23
stabbed myself in the hand with a robertson head today [its fine]
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https://bsky.app/profile/boypretties.bsky.social/post/3mxusb45bwc2m
Published: October 15, 2026 00:23
stabbed myself in the hand with a robertson head today [its fine]
https://bsky.app/profile/boypretties.bsky.social/post/3mxurcjw3rk2s
Published: October 15, 2026 00:06
dream fisting zal<3
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Published: October 13, 2026 11:40
sound of hooves and carriage wheels over smooth pavement in a period where it would have been dirt road or cobble. they cropped out the road but u can tell what the material is by the sound it makes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: October 13, 2026 01:59
god damn stupid fucking idiot becomes halfway intellectual by accident and now has the remaining eternal labour of learning left to accomplish #myboulder
https://bsky.app/profile/boypretties.bsky.social/post/3mxppbvwfkc2v
Published: October 12, 2026 23:46
Hi everyone! I am heading to the post office tomorrow so if you'd like something sent tomorrow too I can package it up tonight! I am also offering free shipping within Canada during the month of October! boypretties.bigcartel.com
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Published: October 12, 2026 23:42
Hi everyone! I am heading to the post office tomorrow so if you'd like something sent tomorrow too I can package it up tonight! I am also offering free shipping within Canada during the month of October!
https://bsky.app/profile/boypretties.bsky.social/post/3mxpmdw2nv22v
Published: October 12, 2026 22:54
unicorn ref 4.5 hours
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Published: October 12, 2026 20:11
i love big walk porn so much it rly makes me laugh.
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Published: October 12, 2026 17:59
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Published: October 12, 2026 17:13
a new tangent demon has joined the ranks [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: October 12, 2026 15:57
picarto.tv/boypretties another 90min working on this ref and then ill do other things
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Published: October 12, 2026 15:50
Furry Jonathan Harker X Furry Count Dracula
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Published: October 11, 2026 16:57
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Published: October 11, 2026 16:45
anyway back to work on my personal art projects which feature artist and intellectual characters being tormented by and for their obsessive passions βοΈπ
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Published: October 11, 2026 16:18
someday ill make a rly highly rendered painting and boobytrap the composition with as many tangent lines as possible bc I think its really funny to make other artists suffer
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Published: October 11, 2026 16:01
tangent line demon 2. have a horrible day βοΈ [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: October 10, 2026 18:20
you can see everything 3hr
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Published: October 10, 2026 17:13
a stern talking to top: @mickeytheretriever.bsky.social bottom: @oliviern.bsky.social
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Published: October 10, 2026 17:10
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Published: October 10, 2026 16:59
i need a piece of wood
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Published: October 10, 2026 00:13
π2hr
https://bsky.app/profile/boypretties.bsky.social/post/3mxi57qle6k23
Published: October 9, 2026 23:34
TAP CH3 P14 is on patreon now! :)) https://www.patreon.com/boypretties/posts/tap-ch3-p14-171929384 [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: October 9, 2026 15:56
congratulations!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: October 9, 2026 15:04
Nervous Dogs https://www.patreon.com/boypretties/posts/nervous-dogs-171891184
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Published: October 9, 2026 14:49
[slaps the top of these dogs] i can fit so much fear and trepidation in these bad boys [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Published: October 9, 2026 14:44
picarto.tv/boypretties workin on stuff until my friend gets ehre from out of town
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Published: October 9, 2026 14:18
good morning from your forgetful neighbour 1hr
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Published: October 9, 2026 03:11
ngl.link/boypretties that is so lovely to hear and I hope you can get the pussy of your dreams!!! there may be a version of bottom surgery that preserves a bit more of it externally but im not v familiar tbh, u might uave some luck looking on the siteβ¦