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Published: October 30, 2024 11:42

Was feeling sick yesterday so I went home at lunch and worked the rest of the day from my recliner. Then immediately after finishing work I went to bed and slept like 12-13 hours, waking up this morning in a puddle of sweat and feeling fine.

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Published: October 30, 2024 11:16

It is once again my turn to bring the coffee in for the office. As god is my witness at some point I’m going to mix a can of Planters into the grounds. I bet that will get them to stop asking me to do this.

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Published: October 30, 2024 10:53

A post from two months ago has been getting interaction again today so I can only assume someone did a search and then quoted it or something, which to me says I need to limber up my blocking finger.

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Published: October 29, 2024 11:09

Listening to Uncle Lucius’s “Keep the Wolves Away” this morning before walking into the office and this one is definitely a feeling.

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Published: October 28, 2024 22:00

Stream tonight at 6:15 PM Eastern for at least an hour of The Casting of Frank Stone! Swing by twitch.tv/boozybadger for it! https://twitch.tv/boozybadger

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Published: October 28, 2024 14:40

TORKO comes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 27, 2024 23:20

If the Trump campaign sank themselves in a major battleground state because they picked a shitty opening act I’m never gonna stop laughing.

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Published: October 27, 2024 23:06

“Of course this would mean that if one of those executing the hotdog launch imprudently aimed at spectators…they would be immune if a spectator lost an eye after getting hit nearly point blank by a foil wrapped hotdog.” This is an actual line from a court…

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Published: October 27, 2024 18:58

Starting in a few minutes! Come on by for another Sunday chat! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 27, 2024 16:48

We have obtained the Thanksgiving ham and are right now at another grocery buying enough cheap special items to get the points for our free 20 lb turkey

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Published: October 27, 2024 15:00

Had coffee with a furry that moved into our town recently. Pleasant time, nice person! They learned if you let me talk I will never shut up. Also, here’s today’s “drip.” Am I using that right? That is what the kids say, correct? Drip Dad.

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Published: October 27, 2024 12:11

Yes, there will be a coffee stream at 3 Pm Eastern today because I have absolutely failed to deliver on everything else I said I’d do stream wise this week. Twitch.tv/boozybadger But first, I’m gonna sit on the front porch in a heavy flannel coast and…

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Published: October 26, 2024 21:38

A day at the junkyard has left me tired and smelling of a strange combo of old oil, grease, and PB blaster. I think I’m gonna shower and play a video game later.

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Published: October 26, 2024 18:17

Broke the diet today to take @dozertrashpanda.bsky.social to an early dinner at a Dutch country smorgasbord as a thank you for beating himself half to death on a junk car with us. See? You come help I feed you. [contains quote post or other embedded…

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Published: October 26, 2024 16:45

VICTORY! Needs one deny pounded out and a hit with some steel wool, but bumper cover acquired! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 26, 2024 14:06

To the junkyard again we have gone.

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Published: October 25, 2024 11:46

Okay so…there is a horribly dated online joke from Louisville called “Louisville Barbies” that actually has “Main Street Barbie” and addresses this idea… If you were in Louisville on the early 2000’s, you know what I’m talking about. This was my favorite…

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Published: October 25, 2024 11:37

HEY! A furry has finally taken me up on my “come be country with me at a junkyard” offer for tomorrow! @dozertrashpanda.bsky.social is gonna live up to his name, help us run some stuff to the dump in the morning, then come to a junkyard with us. As…

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Published: October 24, 2024 22:19

New (old) table. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 24, 2024 21:46

Yes. Yes they did. Picture coming after we’re done setting it up, but a nice table and 5 chairs for $150. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 24, 2024 17:23

After work today I’m gonna go to the ReStore and see if they still have that table I liked

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Published: October 24, 2024 17:16

The fuck do you mean a toaster strudel without icing is like 110 calories instead of 180? You mean I could have been subbing in a toaster strudel for my smoothie occasionally this whole time? Fucking hell.

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Published: October 24, 2024 11:53

Oh also the whole TORKO thing is because about 4-5 years ago I accidentally started a cult about my turkey [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: October 24, 2024 11:45

This weekend we actually start buying our stuff for the Feast of TORKO. So far the menu this year: 10 hour slow roast turkey (TORKO) Spiral cut ham (TORKOism’s version of the Devil, Chonki Boi) Sheet pan sausage Chicken and dumplings BBQ cocktail…

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Published: October 24, 2024 09:33

I can drive into the office and work until lunch, then finish the day at home….or I can hook up my laptop here and work in the kitchen today. Choices choices

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Published: October 23, 2024 18:27

Fucking hell, people really like dragons and cats don’t they

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Published: October 23, 2024 15:08

Looking forward to massively disappointing all you fuckers who just followed me because of the dragon post. It’ll be just like visiting my parents.