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Published: September 7, 2024 20:54

Hey, did you all know @bigtig.bsky.social turned…what, 22? 23? …. Today? Well he did.

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Published: September 7, 2024 19:20

Watching Hudsucker Proxy with @quotationmarks.bsky.social , then grilling our chicken breasts to top off a Dadurday to remember, then I’ll be hopping on to Rebel Galaxy Outlaw at Twitch.tv/boozybadger to show you the paint job in the living room and long…

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Published: September 7, 2024 14:45

Alright now off to the materials surplus to grab the flooring. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 7, 2024 13:35

We got done early enough with the dump that we’ve added “run two of those broken tvs in the basement out to the county site” to my “to do” list before we swing by the materials surplus, then up to the lumberyard, then to tractor supply and harbor freight. …

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Published: September 7, 2024 12:47

This thread will be a photographic documentation of Boozy Dad Saturday. Let’s start with my coffee. It is black with a touch of monkfruit sweetener. Because I do, indeed, have a little sugar in my tank. (Mug available at…

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Published: September 7, 2024 12:34

Today’s To Do: 1) Dump run with the brush 2) run by the material surplus to see if they still have the flooring @quotationmarks.bsky.social likes and then make our (limited) savings cry by loading it up for cash if they do 3) see if harbor freight got…

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Published: September 7, 2024 11:34

I can’t get anyone else up and the town dump dropoff has been open for thirty minutes so I’m about to go down on my own because dammit I have things to do today!

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Published: September 7, 2024 11:25

I am .8 pounds away from having lost 40 pounds overall and 30 since I started taking this seriously. Which is…new.

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Published: September 6, 2024 23:32

Do not, I repeat, do NOT trust worms with credit cards. Unless you plan to use that card to buy my buddy’s comic. Then have at, I’m sure there is no downside to the bargain. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 6, 2024 23:01

Well I’ll let you know how the oven baked ones turned out in about 40 minutes [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 6, 2024 21:23

One load of brush for the dump tomorrow, two more piled up off camera, and I’m hopefully done playing with my chainsaw until next year if’n a branch don’t fall. I feel MANLY.

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Published: September 6, 2024 19:43

Gonna go play with the chainsaw again in a minute to cut down stuff to go to the town compost tomorrow. Pray for me.

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Published: September 6, 2024 15:08

…this may be the most perfect fried egg I have managed since I started eating fried eggs about a year ago.

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Published: September 6, 2024 14:24

Found a recipe for ground turkey scotch eggs and I wonder if my spouse understands that these are definitely happening this weekend.

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Published: September 6, 2024 14:23

Love to @dantethek9.bsky.social today as he’s had to make the hardest choice a pet parent can make as an act of love and is having his buddy Jedi cross over this afternoon.

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Published: September 6, 2024 12:13

The absolute dipshit cat got his head stuck in an empty plastic cup trying to find water then ran around the house panicked like an orange battering ram, each turning being met with a hollow THUNK until I caught him, removed the cup from his head, and took…

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Published: September 6, 2024 10:52

Watch: “GREAT JOB MEETING ALL YOUR FITNESS GOAL YESTERDAY! I BET YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN TODAY!” I’m more motivated by spite, so I need this app to insult me and insist yesterday was a fluke and I can’t do it again. Where’s the app that says “OH DID WE…

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Published: September 6, 2024 10:47

One of the most important skills a lawyer needs to have in court is knowing when to shut the hell up because you’ve already won instead of saying “I wrote this argument and dammit I’m gonna finish making it!” Because that’s a great way to snatch defeat…

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Published: September 5, 2024 21:58

Time to go back to the wastelands of West Virginia at 6 PM Eastern with members of my discord for more Fallout 76! Come on by. Twitch.tv/boozybadger

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Published: September 5, 2024 21:18

They just released the meal menu for the lunch at the conference I have to attend next week and I guess that’s gonna be a cheat day if I want to have dinner.

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Published: September 5, 2024 15:02

They sent me into Philly today and thank god my parking gets reimbursed. Also, I love City Hall. It’s Beautiful. However I have always hated and will always hate the LAYOUT of City Hall.

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Published: September 5, 2024 12:04

“You should weigh yourself after using the bathroom” Decades of work has trained my body to make sure I only poop on the clock during the work week, so that is not practical advice unless I want to strip naked and step on a scale in the stall every day.

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Published: September 5, 2024 09:37

Mildred “Axis Sally” Gillars: “Should these allegations prove true, l as well as the other personalities and commentators were deceived and are victims. I cannot speak for anyone else at the company as to what they do or to what they are instructed”

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Published: September 5, 2024 00:18

…Ulysses the Orange Cat just sat on a table with his tail directly in a burning candle. He did not move when his tail caught fire. Instead he only moved as I jumped up to put out his TAIL THAT WAS CATCHING FIRE.

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Published: September 4, 2024 12:25

Been seeing a lot of inactive accounts start being active over the past week and this only helps my theory that Hamelin is actually right outside of São Paulo.

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Published: September 4, 2024 12:21

Fun fact: I have a Bacon Number of 3 (meaning I am two people removed from Kevin Bacon) Kevin Bacon was in Starting Over with Burt Reynolds, who was in Deliverance with Ned Beatty, who I urinated next to in an O’Charley’s bathroom. [contains quote post…

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Published: September 4, 2024 12:18

Walking into the bathroom today I found: 3 bouncy balls 2 stress balls 2 battery operated large floppy fishes 1 very satisfied looking orange cat

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Published: September 4, 2024 11:27

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Published: September 4, 2024 11:16

You have the furries here, you have the Brazilians here, hell you probably have furry Brazilians here. Bluesky truly is the great melting pot.

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Published: September 4, 2024 00:51

Mark Robinson, sitting in a porn shop video booth, cranking it with one hand while eating stolen thin mints [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 4, 2024 00:09

Surgeon set my pre-surgical tests for 11/18. I have my pre-surgery clearance appointment with my primary care 11/15. I’m getting my FMLA together so I can just…take sick time for December. This is really happening.

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Published: September 3, 2024 21:59

Alright. Time to go frak some bastards. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 3, 2024 21:07

Hey look at this, I’m actually gonna stream like I said I would tonight! Join me at 6 PM Eastern as I go back to Rebel Galaxy Outlaw and shooting up pirates whilst skillfully avoiding the main quest line because this is too much fun to do fast! …

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Published: September 3, 2024 12:19

Recent Drama: People asked for a handyman recommendation for small general tasks. One guy started talking about how all handymen are scammers and do poor work and people should stop asking for them. One of the handymen suggested appeared and pointed out…

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Published: September 3, 2024 12:16

Today in “Small Town Outside of Philly Facebook Group”: The admin of the Facebook group’s Dad’s business was called out on an anonymous post for “well known” scummy business tactics and abrasive attitudes with customers yesterday. Today the option to post…

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Published: September 3, 2024 10:44

Hey @alkalibismuth.bsky.social . Guess what. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 3, 2024 10:39

I have no doubt the impetus is to blunt the effect of Democratic justices in the Austin appellate circuit but I also want to point out Pennsylvania also has an appellate court specifically for civil cases against or involving the state. But what the fuck…

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Published: September 2, 2024 22:22

Today I learned a furry author(check out their stuff) is responsible in part for my youthful days spent screaming “I HATE THE SPACE AMISH.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 2, 2024 22:17

I had to stop playing but holy shit I’m in love with Rebel Galaxy Outlaw. It’s Privateer reborn.

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Published: September 2, 2024 20:52

Still going because holy shit I have decided I love Rebel Galaxy Outlaw [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 2, 2024 15:57

IT’S TIME [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 2, 2024 14:34

Join me if you want at Noon for some Labor Day Space Trucker Fun as I try to get Wing Commander: Privateer running before dipping my toes into Rebel Galaxy Outlaw at Twitch.tv/boozybadger!

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Published: September 2, 2024 01:40

Tomorrow is Labor Day so I’m gonna celebrate the way I have become accustomed to: I’m gonna log onto Twitch and be a space trucker with Wing Commander: Privateer and Rebel Galaxy Outlaw. While blaring C.W. McCall.

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Published: September 2, 2024 01:13

Old Ben sitting here telling us it’s a wretched hive of scum and villainy is actually on brand considering it would end with someone playing jizz. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 2, 2024 01:07

…BlueySky is definitely a thing, isn’t it?

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Published: September 2, 2024 00:54

Some Writer: “I spent two months on Bluesky and my impression is it’s a social engineering program dreamed up by Musk and Dorsey to create ideological echo chambers rather than activism, and it’s like middle school.” Me: “Shut up dude, we’re giggling at…

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Published: September 2, 2024 00:46

GodDAMN are these chicken skewers good.

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Published: September 1, 2024 18:57

Alright, starting NOW (sort of we have music playing right now but I’m like 2 minutes were live) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 1, 2024 18:24

Starting up in a little over 30 minutes from now! Today’s Topics: Cutting me open and turning my bones into K’nex Renovating our home I played with a chainsaw And whatever else we think of. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: September 1, 2024 15:39

…I’m still thinking about that farmhouse table I saw for $70 at the ReStore (it’s closed today anyhow) and debating it.

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Published: September 1, 2024 12:54

We had ourselves a fun movie night last night and I realized I may have overdone it a bit with that chainsaw yesterday, so join me today at 3 PM Eastern for Coffee Chat with Col. Boozy over at Twitch.tv/boozybadger wherein the otter and I discuss home…

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Published: August 31, 2024 23:42

Doing a movie night with my Discord this evening so we can completely legally watch Bad Times at the El Royale and Smoking Aces together.

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Published: August 31, 2024 21:12

Yeah I could have gone to #Megaplex2024, but I got to play with a chainsaw so frankly I feel I got just about the same experience as going to Florida.

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Published: August 31, 2024 20:27

Zeiros: “Who the fuck gave you a chainsaw?” Me: “The first joy of being an adult is realizing you can just…have cake if you want cake. The second? Realizing there’s nobody to tell you no when you want to buy dangerous things.”

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Published: August 31, 2024 19:56

Chainsaw time. Still have about 5 more to go.

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Published: August 31, 2024 18:49

Chainsaw time.

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Published: August 31, 2024 17:39

Behold the paint scheme @quotationmarks.bsky.social chose for the living room: Cajun Red and Mahogany [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 31, 2024 17:24

On the plus side did you know a ham and onion thin crust light cheese light sauce pizza from Dominos is only 290 calories per two slices? The sadness, however, cannot be measured in numbers.

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Published: August 31, 2024 16:58

Bought the paint for the living room so we can get that done before the new carpet comes and priced the kitchen floor we’re looking at. About $40 in subfloor and then $400 in pergo-like flooring if we buy from CostCo. That plus tools brings the kitchen…

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Published: August 31, 2024 13:45

Good day, Newskies. Bom Dia, Newskies. Would you like to see Alf’s hog? Você gostaria de ver o pênis do Alf? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 31, 2024 13:35

I feel like those “most important people in your life” things should not be allowed to include Jesus. How the fuck is Uncle Carl supposed to compete with that?

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Published: August 31, 2024 13:33

Kind of a strange unit of measurement but who am I to question their process.

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Published: August 31, 2024 13:28

“The Brazilian Migration has begun.” Wait, like in the 40’s cause… “That was Argentina, Boozy.” Oh thank god.

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Published: August 31, 2024 13:24

The coach in this Japanese badminton movie sure does talk a lot about rape and sodomy.

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Published: August 30, 2024 21:01

I also bought a studfinder so after I put batteries in it I’ll need to point it at myself and go “BEEP BEEP BEEP”, as is tradition for Dads. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 30, 2024 20:46

Behold, the Amish Death Buffet. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 30, 2024 20:43

I have a go pro that I can connect via Bluetooth to the computer so as long as it’s charged…yes. Yes I will. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: August 30, 2024 20:06

Okay, so to prepare for the surgery we’re taking the time to get a load of stuff done around the house which is…not cheap but okay. $300 on repair materials today, and signed for $1,200 to have flooring replaced in the living room (it has to be done).…