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Published: February 8, 2025 18:07

I saw someone talk the other day about how Musk has probably realized he’s crossed the Rubicon at this point and if sanity ever returns to power he knows he’ll have consequences so it’s in his personal interest to make sure the government ceases to…

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Published: February 8, 2025 17:19

I know I should have helped her but I was laughing too hard.

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Published: February 8, 2025 16:15

My teen son woke up with me this morning to run two old tv’s to the electronics recycler before helping me haul a 30 year old dishwasher out of our basement where it has been sitting since before we lived here and take it out to the scrap yard. He has more…

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Published: February 7, 2025 22:12

At 6 PM Eastern it’ll be time to finish up Space Quest V and put another check mark on the board of the Year of Adventure! Come on by Twitch.tv/boozybadger to join me then! https://Twitch.tv/boozybadger

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Published: February 7, 2025 14:50

On a lighter note, we have determined that Baby Sue and Bot are officially an old married couple now. They have been like this all day.

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Published: February 7, 2025 14:30

My loud, fluffy, “bless your heart,” Paula Deen Lookalike Southern Aunt has progressed very quickly to the stage of ALS where she has significant trouble speaking. Which has led to my dad spending every day at her house, sitting next to her chair and…

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Published: February 7, 2025 13:43

I may have found a local thrift shop with a Dreamcast…and if so that would leave me just needing the seaman game to scare my kids

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Published: February 6, 2025 23:46

We’re in the endgame now, having boarded a ship full of ooze shooting mutants and immediately gone into…yet another adventure game maze of death. I’ll be back tomorrow at 6 PM Eastern to finish up Space Quest 5 and yet another week of the Year of…

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Published: February 6, 2025 20:34

🎶A long long time ago I can still remember how the hell thread Used to make me smile I sought out another code Invite a friend to ease their load And maybe they’d be happy for a while But February changed our fates When they opened up the gates …

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Published: February 6, 2025 20:06

Today we return to the world of Space Quest V at 5 PM Eastern because the Year of Adventure requires I finish an adventure game a week and I want to know what happens with the mutant Kirk storyline. Join me at Twitch.tv/boozybadger as we get closer to the…

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Published: February 6, 2025 18:48

Congressperson, 2025: “Eliminate Looting of Our Nation by Mitigating Unethical State Kleptocracy Act. The acronym is ELON MUSK Act. It’s a sick burn.” Congressperson, 1892: “We’re calling this one the ‘Fuck the Pinkertons Act.’ Because fuck those guys.”

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Published: February 6, 2025 14:53

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Published: February 6, 2025 14:35

Bard Flu https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_plague_of_1518 [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 6, 2025 12:56

According to Trump’s 6:32 am post, Chuck Schumer is Palestinian. “The president is untethered from reality” is a quote from the news reporting on this. That’s not something you like to hear.

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Published: February 6, 2025 12:47

THE COWS HAVE BIRD FLU.

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Published: February 6, 2025 12:37

Over coffee. @quotationmarks.bsky.social : “Have you seen the laws they’re trying to pass about who can vote?” Me: “No, but as a white male property owner I have a feeling I’m not the primary target of them.”

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Published: February 6, 2025 12:13

I’ll admit it, I’m a little conflicted about cheering on the FBI but…

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Published: February 6, 2025 00:15

Oh no. Anyhow. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 5, 2025 22:47

“THIS PLACE IS JUST AN ECHO CHAMBER!” My man, I hate to tell you this, but I don’t willingly let bigots hand around me off of social media, too.

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Published: February 5, 2025 22:42

Still on track for a 6 PM Eastern return to the world of Space Quest V: The Bootleg Star Trek at Twitch.tv/boozybadger as my year of adventure games continues! [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 5, 2025 20:51

Gotta make a Costco run after work because they’re calling for ice tonight, but at 6 PM Eastern after I get back it’ll be time for another round of Space Quest V: Beating a Shatner Stand In at Battleship over at twitch.tv/boozybadger if you’re interested.…

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Published: February 5, 2025 15:42

Make sure you help this guy win.

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Published: February 5, 2025 13:18

Okay, two things and they both sort of suck but: (1) Pennsylvania has no state law for a recall election (2) Even if it did, there is no constitutional method to recall a member of Congress. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 5, 2025 12:56

Who the fuck told Fetterman what we really needed was a replacement for Manchin?

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Published: February 5, 2025 12:48

BRB, writing another letter to my Senator. This one is just gonna say “What the fuck man?” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 5, 2025 12:18

Obviously we just need to post harder.

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Published: February 5, 2025 12:09

Not naming names for obvious reasons, but my trans friends at the NOAA are in my thoughts this morning as I start my work day.

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Published: February 5, 2025 10:42

Shoutout to the dude who was in the background of the protests at the Treasury last night on CNN wearing a Luigi hat.

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Published: February 5, 2025 10:34

Look. Your vote was your vote. But this is why I was saying “Trump is going to be worse on Gaza than Harris.” You can’t let perfect be the enemy of good.

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Published: February 5, 2025 01:52

OH WAIT I GOT SOMETHING FOR THIS. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 5, 2025 01:48

…wake up baby, an economic Waffle House Index just dropped [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 5, 2025 01:25

On the bright side, Q’s dental office finally agreed they did overbill us by like $700. It only took three phone calls and a letter saying “You were looking into this two weeks ago. Tomorrow I’m filing a complaint with my insurer’s provider department.”

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Published: February 5, 2025 01:01

The vast majority of people who matter do not give one single shit if you’re cringey as hell on the Internet. They may think you’re weird as hell - and maybe you are - but otherwise they have too much of their own shit going on to care if you’re really…

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Published: February 5, 2025 00:58

A fun fact is Georgia, which was a colony of debtors, banned lawyers. It has nothing to do with the conversation, I just thought you all would find it interesting. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 5, 2025 00:11

I guess if I have to find a silver lining in all of this it’s that if the government completely collapses there’ll be no one left to collect my student loans.

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Published: February 5, 2025 00:01

Behold, we have a general layout for the studio.

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Published: February 4, 2025 23:53

I ended a letter to my senator with “You were not elected to kowtow to a tyrant, no matter how cordial he was to you at his private Florida golf club.” Looking forward to my form letter response.

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Published: February 4, 2025 21:07

At 5:30 PM Eastern time (starting early tonight because I’ve been up since 3 am and want to go to bed early) join me over at twitch.tv/boozybadger as we continue in Space Quest V: Just Different Enough from Star Trek to Avoid a Lawsuit! See you there. If…

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Published: February 4, 2025 13:18

Meeting: Engineering Dept. Lead: “Let me ask, are you the only one in the office right now?” Me: “OF COURSE NOT! Our legal assistants are here too. The rest of the lawyers will trickle in in the next hour or so.”

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Published: February 4, 2025 09:34

Morning.

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Published: February 4, 2025 02:49

Not at all. Fucking is supposedly to be somewhat enjoyable. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 4, 2025 01:44

Edward Coristine’s dad is the CEO of the “Lesser Evil” brand of snack foods because reality’s writers’ room is just phoning it the fuck in this season. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 4, 2025 01:24

Speaking of which, I miss conspiracy theories that we could all immediately dismiss. “Oh sure THEY want you to think it was just a sinkhole that took out the corvette museum BUT I KNOW THE TRUTH! IT WAS THE MOOOOOLE PEOPLE! THEY HAD HOT DATES AND NEEDED…

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Published: February 4, 2025 01:09

My father recently told me the story about how they discovered there is a spring running under their property when he walked outside to see the neighbor’s pool had simply disappeared into the earth.

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Published: February 4, 2025 01:01

If there was any justice in the world this would all end with a picture of Musk flanked by US Marshals sitting before a tribunal for his attempts to usurp control of the government. But it’s much more likely we’ll get a picture of him having a…

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Published: February 3, 2025 22:18

Tonight at 6PM Eastern the Year of Adventure continues as we move on to Space Quest V and see what happens to Roger Wilco once he returns to the proper time at Twitch.tv/boozybadger Join me then! https://Twitch.tv/boozybadger

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Published: February 3, 2025 15:48

Just so we’re all on the same page, we agree that Trump has absolutely no interest in or knowledge of South Africa other than the bad guys in Lethal Weapon 2 and his sudden concern with it is entirely due to Musk whispering in his ear, right?

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Published: February 3, 2025 15:44

…I absolutely hate the fact that I like these seaweed chips oh my god.

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Published: February 3, 2025 14:33

I am officially down to a size 40 or 42 (depending on brand) waist. From a size 46-48 this time last year. My god I need new pants

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Published: February 3, 2025 00:42

Unsurprisingly, Branson, MO has no issues with letting you make drunken mistakes. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 3, 2025 00:39

I know we’re all pointing out the administration is being outlandish to try and distract and fatigue us but have we considered he really just wants to start a war?

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Published: February 2, 2025 19:27

Starting in 30 minutes at 3 PM Eastern as we sit in a currently-under-renovation basement studio and talk while drinking coffee! Twitch.tv/boozybadger [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 2, 2025 17:57

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Published: February 2, 2025 17:51

WHAT A DEAL

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Published: February 2, 2025 15:20

On a side note: the recycler does not take glass anymore. So I have a whole box of various sized glass jars. The Ace Hardware sells small plastic badgers and there’s some water resin at the craft store up the road. BADGERS IN A JAR [contains quote post…

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Published: February 2, 2025 15:16

Yeah, I can either spend $45 on a belt sander just to refinish this and stain it…or I can just paint it navy blue. One doesn’t cost me extra money. Guess what I’m thinking. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 2, 2025 13:23

Off to the recycler and the resale to get some stuff out of the studio first thing, but at 3 PM Eastern it’ll be time for another Coffee with Col. Boozy and I look forward to showing you what I got done this weekend in there and how far is left to go. …

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Published: February 2, 2025 00:47

Tomorrow I’ll show you a picture of the rest of the room - or at least part of it [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 2, 2025 00:10

The studio is coming back together. Finally.

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Published: February 1, 2025 23:44

Cleaning the studio out and… Holy Shit. This was the sign we used during breaks the first year we did BasementCon as an online event for charity in my kitchen. @buddygoodboy.com @dyngotyranno.bsky.social @dantethek9.bsky.social…

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Published: February 1, 2025 20:08

Hoo whee. Out of the house chores are finally done for the day…which means here in a few I’ll be heading down to the studio to start organizing it a bit to prepare for more renovations. Also, new business expense acquired - used coffee make for the…

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Published: February 1, 2025 15:48

Behold, all the street names for illicit contraband maple syrup [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Published: February 1, 2025 00:54

GETTING AWFULLY FUCKING NERVOUS ABOUT MY FLIGHT TO DO PANELS AND SHOWS IN MILWAUKEE IN THREE WEEKS.

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Published: February 1, 2025 00:49

Remember, if you need cheap maple syrup in the near future I live in the land of “I gotta guy.” “Oh, where’d I get this 100% pure Sticky Ontario Gold? It fell offa a truck down in South Philly.”

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Published: February 1, 2025 00:23

I’M GONNA NEED A 1977 PONTIAC FIREBIRD TRANS AM, A FAKE MUSTACHE, AND A DUDE NAMED SNOWMAN TO HELP ME GET SOME CANADIAN CLUB ACROSS THE BORDER IN ABOUT 5 HOURS.

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Published: February 1, 2025 00:09

Yeah, I think at 9 PM Eastern I’m gonna pop on my stream just for a chatting session as I drink a little bit of Jameson in the studio. I don’t do it often, but today’s already a “cheat” day so why not. Twitch.tv/boozybadger

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Published: January 31, 2025 01:02

Two years ago, after recording an episode of The Legal Funhouse at a convention, an audience member came up and gave me a DOJ Pride challenge coin. It stands on top of the bookshelf in my office. This news enrages me. [contains quote post or other…

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Published: January 30, 2025 21:42

We’re gonna be finishing up Space Quest IV tonight at 6 Pm Eastern time as we take Roger back to the future to somehow defeat a giant talking head! Join me if you want at twitch.tv/boozybadger for it https://twitch.tv/boozybadger